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(The Sun)   Man who has tattoos scrawled all over his face can't understand why it's so hard to find a job. The Sun is there...on the back of his head   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 59
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2013-05-17 03:15:33 PM  
8 votes:
Maybe she should've looked at this handy chart before choosing that location:

 lovelivegrow.com
2013-05-17 04:49:35 PM  
7 votes:

scottydoesntknow: 2) Why would he take his hat off? He obviously knew it was offensive (which is why he wore the hat during the interview), so why think that day 1 on the job is a good place to start showing it off?


He took off his hat and said "Imagine that, huh? Me workin' for you".
2013-05-17 04:30:46 PM  
6 votes:

Calmamity: I think it's just as likely that his disgusting neck beard is holding him back.


Oh, come on.  I'm sure there are plenty of barn raisings out there.
2013-05-17 04:57:06 PM  
5 votes:
He could be a bouncer or bartender at a dive bar.

What the hell is that thing on his forehead? A map to his home planet?
2013-05-17 04:38:42 PM  
5 votes:

WhippingBoy: But MINE are different...


Yes, instead of Chinese for "Grocery Store" it's Arabic for "Toilet Paper" ;)
2013-05-17 07:20:00 PM  
4 votes:
i44.tinypic.comi43.tinypic.com

/The guy just needs SOMETHING on his face besides that tattoo.
//Come to America, pal, we can always use someone who resembles Lincoln.
2013-05-17 05:05:29 PM  
4 votes:
blogs.browardpalmbeach.com
2013-05-17 05:29:22 PM  
3 votes:

inner ted: EvilEgg: scottydoesntknow: Maybe she should've looked at this handy chart before choosing that location:

 [lovelivegrow.com image 610x629]

Call in the dogs and put out the fire.  We're done here.

are we really?

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disagrees




[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 255x197]
bet he disagrees as well

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ya, he probably skates on his taxes too

/stupid stereotypes are stupid




I also fail to see your point. But because I disagree with you and think most of your responses so far have been stupid, I'm going to make some inference about your sexual orientation based on the big, strong men you're posting.

Ha ha. You're gay now.
2013-05-17 05:14:34 PM  
3 votes:
img.pandawhale.com
2013-05-17 04:59:32 PM  
3 votes:
i40.tinypic.com

I don't see the problem.
2013-05-17 04:48:33 PM  
3 votes:
He looks like a plucked chicken with a USDA stamp.
2013-05-17 04:37:39 PM  
3 votes:
Yeah-um, Mr.  Hameed? Look. We're an equal opportunity employer here but you gotta remember, Charles Manson is still alive, and you appear to have some sort of homage to helter skelter thing going on there and quite frankly, the ladies that come into the clinic for prenatal care, well, they might not sleep too well at night, once they subconsciously put one and one together. . .
Good luck, though.
2013-05-17 04:37:21 PM  
3 votes:
Are you kidding? Just look at Yusuf, dude.
2013-05-17 05:55:17 PM  
2 votes:
That tattoo between his eyes means "Poor Impulse Control" in Sanskrit.
2013-05-17 05:37:21 PM  
2 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i40.tinypic.com image 620x930]

I don't see the problem.


First thing I thought of when I saw that loser.
s12.postimg.org
2013-05-17 05:18:25 PM  
2 votes:

titwrench: Astorix: When I see that tattoo on his forehead I think of Heaven's Gate.

The movie or the dickless people with the Nikes?


www.lolbrary.com
2013-05-17 05:06:08 PM  
2 votes:

FrancoFile: The neckbeard is typical Pakistani-extraction Muslim (as is the name). Which he counteracts with a Buddhist tattoo and a Taoist tattoo. For all we know, he has Jesus and L. Ron Hubbard on his calves.


In his defense, you never know when Imhotep might show up.
2013-05-17 04:46:22 PM  
2 votes:
40? He doesn't look a day under 65.
2013-05-17 04:41:34 PM  
2 votes:

Bonkthat_Again: WhippingBoy: But MINE are different...

Yes, instead of Chinese for "Grocery Store" it's Arabic for "Toilet Paper" ;)


No... it took me years to find the perfect one that showed who I am... and, and, and I designed them myself... and, and, and they have my dead Grandmother's favourite flower...

Mine are different. Not like those other sheeple with tattoos. Mine are different.
2013-05-17 04:41:21 PM  
2 votes:
He's scary looking....should wear an Amish hat on his interviews and cover up that thing between his eyes. Also sounds like he's been locked-up for quite some time.
2013-05-17 04:34:57 PM  
2 votes:

PowerSlacker: Bonkthat_Again: Now, i tend to see more tattoos on shallow people, where that symbol of expression has become a symbol of conformity.

/thread


But MINE are different...
2013-05-17 04:34:30 PM  
2 votes:

Diogenes: Holy crap.  I suddenly feel much better about being 43.  Tattoos or not, that guy looks like hell.


Seriously.

I am 41, but I bet if I shaved that guy could pass as my father.
2013-05-18 09:45:46 AM  
1 votes:

badgerb: Hack Patooey: He took off his hat and said "Imagine that, huh? Me workin' for you".

I see what you did there. Sign me up.


If God were here He'd say it to your face: "Man, I see what you did there!"
2013-05-17 11:08:31 PM  
1 votes:

Cast: [upload.wikimedia.org image 170x237]


So if I push the bluetooth button on his forehead and tap my phone to it, I can finally see just what the fark he was thinking?
2013-05-17 09:01:10 PM  
1 votes:

LiberalEastCoastElitist: Oh, excellent. I was hoping I could get some advice on a tattoo idea. So the middle would be a redneck missing a tooth drinking a Bud light in a monstertruck jumping over flames. Behind that would be a waving American flag. Behind that would be a bald eagle with a knife in its beak. Under all this would be a naked colonial woman and a naked Indian woman posing suggestively with waving fields of corn, wheat and soy in the background. Between the woman would be a crossed musket and M16. For accent pieces there would be baseballs, apple pie, etc. The location would be the tramp stamp area. The point of the tattoo would be to go into explicit detail describing its features so someone would call me out, then I would be able to shock the hell out of them. The added bonus would it would only get more inappropriate with age.


I don't know about a tattoo, but that would make a pretty awesome mural on the side of a van.
2013-05-17 08:28:34 PM  
1 votes:
bloodytheater.files.wordpress.com
2013-05-17 07:33:36 PM  
1 votes:
Lets say you had two applicants, and needed to hire someone right away desperately.

Would you hire TFA guy or this guy?

abcnews.go.com
2013-05-17 06:37:42 PM  
1 votes:

offmymeds: If he really wants a job as bad as he says he does, he'd lose the beard, let his hair grow out and somehow cover up that "Buddhist" tat on his forehead. That and put on some pounds.


so... fatties get hired? 

what a dumb comment.
2013-05-17 06:34:16 PM  
1 votes:
www.dumpaday.com

Raw_fishFood: Too bad he wasn't a waiter complaining about tips. Then we really could have had a great thread.


Heh.
2013-05-17 06:15:27 PM  
1 votes:
i have a tattoo of a 12" penis on my penis.
2013-05-17 06:14:20 PM  
1 votes:

Begoggle: Hot chick with tattoos is not the same thing as a chick who looks hotter because of tattoos.
Nobody has ever gotten better looking from a tattoo.


No, but they can tand out more in your memory.

i.imgur.com
2013-05-17 06:02:12 PM  
1 votes:

inner ted: your precious poster is a stereotype.

i simply offered examples that were counter to the point being made & several folks seem to have had their worlds imploded.

as to whether or not statistically it is a rare exception for a tattooed person to be upstanding - don't know, i haven't researched it that far.

but i'd dare say that i've researched it a hell of a lot more than any of you that are acting so ass hurty now.

sheesh you guys are awful sensitive about your poster

/or maybe you just don't like being shown how wrong you are

*shrugs*



The poster is meant to be a little humorous as well....they could have said "difficult to appear professional, and hence difficult to acquire a job where workplace professionalism is a must", but that's not as funny ya see?  I'm sorry if you have tattoos in an area that was being mocked by the poster and were offended...but holding up celebrities and athletes as proof of acceptable appearance/behavior is potato:

www.totalprosports.com
2013-05-17 05:52:16 PM  
1 votes:
I think what's lost in this entire discussion is a guy with a name like Yusuf Hameed with a Taliban beard that has a giant  Buddhist symbol on his face,  two Thai boxing tats and a yin yang symbol on the back of his head.


... and people say folks are unoriginal nowadays!
2013-05-17 05:51:50 PM  
1 votes:

stonelotus: paging Dr. Manhattan, paging Dr. Manhattan.


I guess you didn't hear--he's dead. The muppets took him, and we couldn't afford the ransom.
2013-05-17 05:43:35 PM  
1 votes:

ferretman: Screw this guy...lets turn this thread around...

[www.meganmassacre.com image 500x659]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]
[24.media.tumblr.com image 850x572]


This isn't a thread about attention whoring women with daddy issues.

/stick to the script
2013-05-17 05:31:51 PM  
1 votes:
Remember kids, never put the tattoos where the judge can see them.
2013-05-17 05:22:48 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

For reference... (really what the fark IS that, a skull? You'd think she'd have that fixed by someone who was good at fixing shiatty tattoos)
2013-05-17 05:17:40 PM  
1 votes:

ferretman: Screw this guy...lets turn this thread around...

[www.meganmassacre.com image 500x659]

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x500]
[24.media.tumblr.com image 850x572]


Is that the chick from the Wendy's commercials?
2013-05-17 05:17:33 PM  
1 votes:

chitlenz:


Any potential "employer" who sees THAT tattoo would probably consider it a plus.
2013-05-17 05:15:35 PM  
1 votes:
What does he need a job for?  He looks like a cult leader, he just has to act the part.
2013-05-17 05:12:46 PM  
1 votes:

Bonkthat_Again: I have gotten crap for not having a tattoo. I was at a friend's bachelor party and his brother asked, "What do you have against tattoos?" My jaw dropped. Wha? "Uh, nothing." To which he responds, "Then why don't you have any?

I basically told him I don't have a specific symbol or picture that can define me, as i feel i'm constantly evolving. I neglected to mention that I'd probably have a boil or cyst ruin it for me at some point (skin problems).

But what I realized then, was that tatooing has jumped the shark. I used to believe everyone who had a tattoo had some deep belief about themselves and wanted to express it in ink.

Now, i tend to see more tattoos on shallow people, where that symbol of expression has become a symbol of conformity.

If you're going to tattoo something about yourself, especially something on your forehead, make sure it doesn't disqualify you from every job except a night Janitor at a Buddhist temple.


So much this.
I have been in that same place. Because I do not have any tattoos, "some" dumb shiates automatically assume that I have something against them.
I answer honestly..."I like to have the option to change my mind on things". I have an earring, but I cannot always take that out.
Same goes for my wife. She does not want to be stuck with some mark on her, that down the road she may not want.
The comment I truly hate is "well you are kind of an unique independent free thinker, I naturally thought you would have tattoos"
What....so having a tattoo makes me a unique individual? WTF?
This whole tattoo thing reminds me of the Dr. Seuss story "The Sneetches"
2013-05-17 05:11:42 PM  
1 votes:

Astorix: When I see that tattoo on his forehead I think of Heaven's Gate.


The movie or the dickless people with the Nikes?
2013-05-17 05:08:22 PM  
1 votes:
Portlandia.
Hi, my name is Yusuf and I'll be your waitron this evening.
2013-05-17 05:02:10 PM  
1 votes:

groppet: He could be a bouncer or bartender at a dive bar.


While he's got that 'I will bite off your face' look down, he looks to be about 120lbs soaking wet.
2013-05-17 04:59:31 PM  
1 votes:

inner ted: EvilEgg: scottydoesntknow: Maybe she should've looked at this handy chart before choosing that location:

 [lovelivegrow.com image 610x629]

Call in the dogs and put out the fire.  We're done here.

are we really?

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 243x208]
disagrees

[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 255x197]
bet he disagrees as well

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 445x550]
ya, he probably skates on his taxes too

/stupid stereotypes are stupid


Nice. I'm totally gonna apply for a professional athlete job!
2013-05-17 04:58:02 PM  
1 votes:
Dad?
2013-05-17 04:55:24 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com

I say, good day sir.

/have a friend that has this
2013-05-17 04:52:52 PM  
1 votes:

kombat_unit: Look at dat neckbeard!


The neckbeard is typical Pakistani-extraction Muslim (as is the name).  Which he counteracts with a Buddhist tattoo and a Taoist tattoo.  For all we know, he has Jesus and L. Ron Hubbard on his calves.

/covering all the bases is the new Pascal's wager
2013-05-17 04:52:36 PM  
1 votes:

Jument: The tat between his eyes screams "I AM AN IDIOT! UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU HIRE ME!"

The rest of them just scream "I'M TOO STUPID TO SHOP SHAVING MY HEAD!"

That weird beard look isn't doing him any favors either. Or his personality, I would guess.


I could get past the stupid tat with a little scar makeup.  I can even get past the shaved head, but that friggin beard is soooooo......wrong/gross/disturbing?
2013-05-17 04:49:39 PM  
1 votes:

SBinRR: scottydoesntknow: Maybe she should've looked at this handy chart before choosing that location:

 [lovelivegrow.com image 610x629]

My only problem with that chart is the forearms marked as a job-free zone.  I know two people in public jobs making pretty good money that are sleeved out.  Of course, they wear long sleeves to work at all times, so there's that.


Yea, that's the only one I don't agree with either. I've seen quite a few guys with full arm sleeves who are making great money, but they wear long-sleeves all day. Once it starts creeping on the hands though, you run into trouble.

/No one trusts a guy who wears gloves to work every day
2013-05-17 04:46:48 PM  
1 votes:
Further poor decision-making for agreeing to be in this article.  Seems like they should have gone ahead and titled it "Local Stupid Fool Unemployed for Obvious Reasons - Looks Old as Shiat Too"...or some such.
2013-05-17 04:43:41 PM  
1 votes:
Why doesn't the bright one start his own business and only hire others with face tattoos?
2013-05-17 04:42:43 PM  
1 votes:
Hire him and watch half your staff quit, worried it is only a matter of time before he comes into work and guns them all down on a bad day.
2013-05-17 04:41:42 PM  
1 votes:
He looks like an alien from Star Trek.
2013-05-17 04:41:34 PM  
1 votes:
You know, it is pretty sad, I  mean, most guys who get face tattoos can at least get a job at a tattoo parlor where it's not as shocking, but this guy doesn't even really have that option.

He shows up and they're like "Uhh sorry, but we don't want potential customers thinking you are representative of the quality of our work. Maybe try jizz mopper?"
2013-05-17 04:37:47 PM  
1 votes:

Diogenes: Calmamity: I think it's just as likely that his disgusting neck beard is holding him back.

Oh, come on.  I'm sure there are plenty of barn raisings out there.


I'm glad someone else agrees that his beard is significantly worse than his tattoos.
2013-05-17 04:14:43 PM  
1 votes:
Holy crap.  I suddenly feel much better about being 43.  Tattoos or not, that guy looks like hell.
2013-05-17 03:50:00 PM  
1 votes:
I have gotten crap for not having a tattoo. I was at a friend's bachelor party and his brother asked, "What do you have against tattoos?" My jaw dropped. Wha? "Uh, nothing." To which he responds, "Then why don't you have any?

I basically told him I don't have a specific symbol or picture that can define me, as i feel i'm constantly evolving. I neglected to mention that I'd probably have a boil or cyst ruin it for me at some point (skin problems).

But what I realized then, was that tatooing has jumped the shark. I used to believe everyone who had a tattoo had some deep belief about themselves and wanted to express it in ink.

Now, i tend to see more tattoos on shallow people, where that symbol of expression has become a symbol of conformity.

If you're going to tattoo something about yourself, especially something on your forehead, make sure it doesn't disqualify you from every job except a night Janitor at a Buddhist temple.
2013-05-17 03:43:23 PM  
1 votes:

timujin: Yusuf got his first tattoo at the age of 14, but says he now wishes he had never had them done.

Aight then, get the one between your eyes removed and stop shaving your farking head.


And let your hair grow long enough to cover the furiously masturbating monkey on your neck.
 
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