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(The Sun)   Man who has tattoos scrawled all over his face can't understand why it's so hard to find a job. The Sun is there...on the back of his head   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 254
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2013-05-17 03:15:33 PM
Maybe she should've looked at this handy chart before choosing that location:

 lovelivegrow.com
 
2013-05-17 03:18:16 PM

scottydoesntknow: Maybe she should've looked at this handy chart before choosing that location:

 [lovelivegrow.com image 610x629]


Call in the dogs and put out the fire.  We're done here.
 
2013-05-17 03:37:54 PM
Yusuf got his first tattoo at the age of 14, but says he now wishes he had never had them done.

Aight then, get the one between your eyes removed and stop shaving your farking head.
 
2013-05-17 03:43:23 PM

timujin: Yusuf got his first tattoo at the age of 14, but says he now wishes he had never had them done.

Aight then, get the one between your eyes removed and stop shaving your farking head.


And let your hair grow long enough to cover the furiously masturbating monkey on your neck.
 
2013-05-17 03:50:00 PM
I have gotten crap for not having a tattoo. I was at a friend's bachelor party and his brother asked, "What do you have against tattoos?" My jaw dropped. Wha? "Uh, nothing." To which he responds, "Then why don't you have any?

I basically told him I don't have a specific symbol or picture that can define me, as i feel i'm constantly evolving. I neglected to mention that I'd probably have a boil or cyst ruin it for me at some point (skin problems).

But what I realized then, was that tatooing has jumped the shark. I used to believe everyone who had a tattoo had some deep belief about themselves and wanted to express it in ink.

Now, i tend to see more tattoos on shallow people, where that symbol of expression has become a symbol of conformity.

If you're going to tattoo something about yourself, especially something on your forehead, make sure it doesn't disqualify you from every job except a night Janitor at a Buddhist temple.
 
2013-05-17 03:52:57 PM

scottydoesntknow: Maybe she should've looked at this handy chart before choosing that location:

 [lovelivegrow.com image 610x629]


tattoos anywhere but your neck, face, and hands are easily hidden under standard business attire.
 
2013-05-17 04:14:43 PM
Holy crap.  I suddenly feel much better about being 43.  Tattoos or not, that guy looks like hell.
 
2013-05-17 04:20:12 PM

rumpelstiltskin: timujin: Yusuf got his first tattoo at the age of 14, but says he now wishes he had never had them done.

Aight then, get the one between your eyes removed and stop shaving your farking head.

And let your hair grow long enough to cover the furiously masturbating monkey on your neck.


^THAT^
 
2013-05-17 04:23:36 PM
I think it's just as likely that his disgusting neck beard is holding him back.
 
2013-05-17 04:29:04 PM

Bonkthat_Again: Now, i tend to see more tattoos on shallow people, where that symbol of expression has become a symbol of conformity.


/thread
 
2013-05-17 04:30:46 PM

Calmamity: I think it's just as likely that his disgusting neck beard is holding him back.


Oh, come on.  I'm sure there are plenty of barn raisings out there.
 
2013-05-17 04:34:30 PM

Diogenes: Holy crap.  I suddenly feel much better about being 43.  Tattoos or not, that guy looks like hell.


Seriously.

I am 41, but I bet if I shaved that guy could pass as my father.
 
2013-05-17 04:34:57 PM

PowerSlacker: Bonkthat_Again: Now, i tend to see more tattoos on shallow people, where that symbol of expression has become a symbol of conformity.

/thread


But MINE are different...
 
2013-05-17 04:35:01 PM
The tat between his eyes screams "I AM AN IDIOT! UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU HIRE ME!"

The rest of them just scream "I'M TOO STUPID TO SHOP SHAVING MY HEAD!"

That weird beard look isn't doing him any favors either. Or his personality, I would guess.
 
2013-05-17 04:35:19 PM
That's a rough 40.
 
2013-05-17 04:36:43 PM
""I'm more than qualified for a lot of the jobs I have been for but they all tell me my tattoos do not fit the company image."
"

how the frick you qualified if you cant get a job?
 
2013-05-17 04:36:57 PM
When someone has tattoos on their face like that I seriously question their decision making ability. There are enough people out there looking for jobs that I'm not going to take a chance on that.
 
2013-05-17 04:36:57 PM

Diogenes: Holy crap.  I suddenly feel much better about being 43.  Tattoos or not, that guy looks like hell.


That's what I thought.  That's a 40 year old alcoholic/meth head or something.  He looks 60.
 
2013-05-17 04:37:10 PM

TheYeti: Diogenes: Holy crap.  I suddenly feel much better about being 43.  Tattoos or not, that guy looks like hell.

Seriously.

I am 41, but I bet if I shaved that guy could pass as my father.


Thirded. That is a ROUGH 40.
 
2013-05-17 04:37:21 PM
Are you kidding? Just look at Yusuf, dude.
 
2013-05-17 04:37:39 PM
Yeah-um, Mr.  Hameed? Look. We're an equal opportunity employer here but you gotta remember, Charles Manson is still alive, and you appear to have some sort of homage to helter skelter thing going on there and quite frankly, the ladies that come into the clinic for prenatal care, well, they might not sleep too well at night, once they subconsciously put one and one together. . .
Good luck, though.
 
2013-05-17 04:37:47 PM

Diogenes: Calmamity: I think it's just as likely that his disgusting neck beard is holding him back.

Oh, come on.  I'm sure there are plenty of barn raisings out there.


I'm glad someone else agrees that his beard is significantly worse than his tattoos.
 
2013-05-17 04:37:58 PM
I have about 25% of my skin tattooed. I can wear long shorts and a t shirt and you would never know.

I seriously, seriously doubt I would hire anyone with a face/neck/hand tattoo.
 
2013-05-17 04:38:09 PM

TheYeti: Diogenes: Holy crap.  I suddenly feel much better about being 43.  Tattoos or not, that guy looks like hell.

Seriously.

I am 41, but I bet if I shaved that guy could pass as my father.


Same here and I'm 50
 
2013-05-17 04:38:42 PM

WhippingBoy: But MINE are different...


Yes, instead of Chinese for "Grocery Store" it's Arabic for "Toilet Paper" ;)
 
2013-05-17 04:39:36 PM
The one on his forehead looks like a prison tat....
 
2013-05-17 04:39:48 PM

TheYeti: Diogenes: Holy crap.  I suddenly feel much better about being 43.  Tattoos or not, that guy looks like hell.

Seriously.

I am 41, but I bet if I shaved that guy could pass as my father.


I'm 38 and he could pass for my dad. He looks like 10 miles of rough desert road
 
2013-05-17 04:40:54 PM
My mom once hired a guy for a mechanic position.  He wore a hat during the interview.  First day of work he showed up with 'fark You' tattooed on his forehead.

She had to fire him, AT&T policy.  She said he seemed like a nice guy though.
 
2013-05-17 04:41:21 PM
He's scary looking....should wear an Amish hat on his interviews and cover up that thing between his eyes. Also sounds like he's been locked-up for quite some time.
 
2013-05-17 04:41:34 PM

Bonkthat_Again: WhippingBoy: But MINE are different...

Yes, instead of Chinese for "Grocery Store" it's Arabic for "Toilet Paper" ;)


No... it took me years to find the perfect one that showed who I am... and, and, and I designed them myself... and, and, and they have my dead Grandmother's favourite flower...

Mine are different. Not like those other sheeple with tattoos. Mine are different.
 
2013-05-17 04:41:34 PM
You know, it is pretty sad, I  mean, most guys who get face tattoos can at least get a job at a tattoo parlor where it's not as shocking, but this guy doesn't even really have that option.

He shows up and they're like "Uhh sorry, but we don't want potential customers thinking you are representative of the quality of our work. Maybe try jizz mopper?"
 
2013-05-17 04:41:42 PM
He looks like an alien from Star Trek.
 
2013-05-17 04:42:43 PM
Hire him and watch half your staff quit, worried it is only a matter of time before he comes into work and guns them all down on a bad day.
 
2013-05-17 04:43:17 PM
Bonkthat_Again:
But what I realized then, was that tatooing has jumped the shark. I used to believe everyone who had a tattoo had some deep belief about themselves and wanted to express it in ink.

Now, i tend to see more tattoos on shallow people, where that symbol of expression has become a symbol of conformity.


It's like highschool. You're more rebellious for not being "rebellious".
I'm not sure when your epiphany was, but I think tattoos have been this way for quite a while.
 
2013-05-17 04:43:40 PM

vudukungfu: Yeah-um, Mr.  Hameed? Look. We're an equal opportunity employer here but you gotta remember, Charles Manson is still alive, and you appear to have some sort of homage to helter skelter thing going on there and quite frankly, the ladies that come into the clinic for prenatal care, well, they might not sleep too well at night, once they subconsciously put one and one together. . .
Good luck, though.


They could hire the guy and then keep him around to help with inducing labor.
 
2013-05-17 04:43:41 PM
Why doesn't the bright one start his own business and only hire others with face tattoos?
 
2013-05-17 04:44:07 PM

Zarquon's Flat Tire: My mom once hired a guy for a mechanic position.  He wore a hat during the interview.  First day of work he showed up with 'fark You' tattooed on his forehead.

She had to fire him, AT&T policy.  She said he seemed like a nice guy though.


Two questions:

1) Why would she not ask him to remove his hat? I've never known a single interviewer who would take someone wearing a hat during an interview seriously.

2) Why would he take his hat off? He obviously knew it was offensive (which is why he wore the hat during the interview), so why think that day 1 on the job is a good place to start showing it off?
 
2013-05-17 04:45:00 PM

Jument: The tat between his eyes screams "I AM AN IDIOT! UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU HIRE ME!"

The rest of them just scream "I'M TOO STUPID TO SHOP SHAVING MY HEAD!"

That weird beard look isn't doing him any favors either. Or his personality, I would guess.


Actually that tattoo screams  I've been in prison
 
2013-05-17 04:46:14 PM

PowerSlacker: Bonkthat_Again: Now, i tend to see more tattoos on shallow people, where that symbol of expression has become a symbol of conformity.

/thread


Thank god I'm tat-free.

Small tatts = Fine.  Large, body part-length tatts: it's on you, 'bro.
 
2013-05-17 04:46:21 PM
Think of it like this -

Tattoos are permanent bell bottoms
 img35.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-17 04:46:22 PM
40? He doesn't look a day under 65.
 
2013-05-17 04:46:48 PM
Further poor decision-making for agreeing to be in this article.  Seems like they should have gone ahead and titled it "Local Stupid Fool Unemployed for Obvious Reasons - Looks Old as Shiat Too"...or some such.
 
2013-05-17 04:47:29 PM
He could get a job touring high schools as "what not to EVER do of you ever want to get a job" like a bad example.
 
2013-05-17 04:47:39 PM

scottydoesntknow: Maybe she should've looked at this handy chart before choosing that location:

 [lovelivegrow.com image 610x629]


My only problem with that chart is the forearms marked as a job-free zone.  I know two people in public jobs making pretty good money that are sleeved out.  Of course, they wear long sleeves to work at all times, so there's that.
 
2013-05-17 04:47:49 PM

FarkinHostile: I can wear long shorts and a t shirt and you would never know.


Same here.  I got my tattoo in a location that a t-shirt could cover for two reasons: to continue being employable and to keep the sun off of it so it doesn't fade.

Non-gang face tattoos scream non-conformist.  That's fine if you're an artist, not so much if you're trying to get a job with a corporation.


/he needs to lose the beard, too
//dude looks like he's a member of a religious cult
 
2013-05-17 04:48:23 PM
Greasepaint or foundation over the forehead tat and wear a wig or grow out the hair.
 
2013-05-17 04:48:25 PM

scottydoesntknow: Zarquon's Flat Tire: My mom once hired a guy for a mechanic position.  He wore a hat during the interview.  First day of work he showed up with 'fark You' tattooed on his forehead.

She had to fire him, AT&T policy.  She said he seemed like a nice guy though.

Two questions:

1) Why would she not ask him to remove his hat? I've never known a single interviewer who would take someone wearing a hat during an interview seriously.

2) Why would he take his hat off? He obviously knew it was offensive (which is why he wore the hat during the interview), so why think that day 1 on the job is a good place to start showing it off?



Re #1: I don't think you can do that. Physically inspecting someone in an interview is a huge no-no. Perhaps they are bald or have a scar or birthmark or something and they're just self-conscious about it. For all you know asking them to take their hat off might be a huge dick move.

Re #2: I assumed he figured once he got hired he was golden. If he's dumb enough to have fark you on his face... you know.
 
2013-05-17 04:48:33 PM
He looks like a plucked chicken with a USDA stamp.
 
2013-05-17 04:49:01 PM
Look at dat neckbeard!
 
2013-05-17 04:49:35 PM

scottydoesntknow: 2) Why would he take his hat off? He obviously knew it was offensive (which is why he wore the hat during the interview), so why think that day 1 on the job is a good place to start showing it off?


He took off his hat and said "Imagine that, huh? Me workin' for you".
 
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