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(Vice)   To Be Filed Under Weird Japanese Shiat: Woman wants to give birth to a shark and then eat it   ( divider line
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6059 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 May 2013 at 6:20 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-17 06:26:53 PM  
4 votes:
She wants to mako baby?
2013-05-17 04:25:53 PM  
4 votes:
I believe humans could use their uterus as an aquarium or incubator.

Just make sure you have some of those fish that clean the algae off the sides.
2013-05-17 04:21:09 PM  
3 votes:
Wasn't she a groupie for Led Zeppelin in the 70's?
2013-05-17 07:22:42 PM  
2 votes:
You gotta admit. If in passing you heard or saw a woman give birth to a shark and then casually soup it up, you would think to yourself, "Well that's the damndest thing I'll see today.
2013-05-17 06:47:21 PM  
2 votes:
No one ever said this before we started legalizing gay marriage. See what you've done people! I hope you're happy with yourselves. Man/Turtle love is next. Thanks a lot, libs
2013-05-17 06:42:03 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-05-17 06:23:10 PM  
2 votes:
Dont put your shark in crazy
2013-05-17 05:36:15 PM  
2 votes:
I have retroactively decided that I didn't and won't read that.
2013-05-18 12:46:52 PM  
1 vote:
i thought they already had enough flipper babies over there.

/seriously fark
//im the first?
2013-05-17 09:14:18 PM  
1 vote:

Fano: *clevervariationofussindianapolisspeechhere*

Eleven hundred men went into the vagina. Didn't see the first shark for about a half an hour. What we didn't know... was our mission had been so secret, no distress signal had been sent. Huh huh. They didn't even list us overdue for a week. The sharks come cruisin'. So we formed ourselves into tight groups. You know it's... kinda like ol' squares in battle like a, you see on a calendar, like the battle of Waterloo. And the idea was, the shark comes to the nearest man and that man, he'd start poundin' and hollerin' and screamin' and sometimes the shark would go away. Sometimes he wouldn't go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he's got...lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the vagina bleeds red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.

I don't know how many sharks, maybe a thousand! I don't know how many men, they averaged six an hour. You know that was the time I was most frightened? Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went in the vagina, three hundred and sixteen men come out, the sharks took the rest.
2013-05-17 07:34:26 PM  
1 vote:
She should eat herself. THAT would be cool!
2013-05-17 06:55:35 PM  
1 vote:
there's a video like this out there. only it's eels.

don't look for it.
2013-05-17 06:48:12 PM  
1 vote:
Something smells fishy here ...
2013-05-17 06:42:57 PM  
1 vote:

serpent_sky: Also, having read the interview, gynecologists in Japan must be bored, as they apparently entertain her questions about modifying her uterus to carry sea creatures to term.

(How does she plan to get it in there in the first place?)

Sea creatures?  Vaginas?  It probably made their day...

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2013-05-17 06:38:20 PM  
1 vote:
That headline makes bread-dog sad.

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2013-05-17 06:36:30 PM  
1 vote:

dugitman: That's just...
She is...
I don't know what to...
*blink* *blink*

/wanders out of thread mumbling Full Size
2013-05-17 06:29:25 PM  
1 vote:

carrion_luggage: She wants to mako baby?

"Uh oh... better get mako"
2013-05-17 06:22:30 PM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Godscrack: TrollingForColumbine: Godscrack: Wasn't she a groupie for Led Zeppelin in the 70's?

The way you squeeze my lemon shark

Back then she was a grouper.

Yeah, but she'd give you the crabs

She's a real bottom-feeder
2013-05-17 05:02:43 PM  
1 vote:

TrollingForColumbine: Godscrack: Wasn't she a groupie for Led Zeppelin in the 70's?

The way you squeeze my lemon shark

Back then she was a grouper.
2013-05-17 04:55:41 PM  
1 vote:
How about we just feed her to a shark and spare everyone further stupidity?
2013-05-17 04:17:26 PM  
1 vote:
That's just...
She is...
I don't know what to...
*blink* *blink*

/wanders out of thread mumbling
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