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(Vice)   To Be Filed Under Weird Japanese Shiat: Woman wants to give birth to a shark and then eat it   (vice.com) divider line 80
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2013-05-17 04:17:26 PM  
That's just...
She is...
I don't know what to...
*blink* *blink*

/wanders out of thread mumbling
 
2013-05-17 04:21:09 PM  
Wasn't she a groupie for Led Zeppelin in the 70's?
 
2013-05-17 04:25:04 PM  

Godscrack: Wasn't she a groupie for Led Zeppelin in the 70's?


Annnnd we're done here.  I'll get the lights.
 
2013-05-17 04:25:09 PM  
No she doesn't.

She wants attention for being the lady who claims she wants to give birth to a shark and eat it.
 
2013-05-17 04:25:53 PM  
I believe humans could use their uterus as an aquarium or incubator.

Just make sure you have some of those fish that clean the algae off the sides.
 
2013-05-17 04:32:11 PM  

Godscrack: Wasn't she a groupie for Led Zeppelin in the 70's?


The way you squeeze my lemon shark
 
2013-05-17 04:34:19 PM  
Lemon shark? Huh. Thought it was a mud shark. This changes things.
 
2013-05-17 04:43:39 PM  
It would be weirder if she wanted to do it in reverse order.
 
2013-05-17 04:53:04 PM  
o_O
 
2013-05-17 04:55:41 PM  
How about we just feed her to a shark and spare everyone further stupidity?
 
2013-05-17 05:02:43 PM  

TrollingForColumbine: Godscrack: Wasn't she a groupie for Led Zeppelin in the 70's?

The way you squeeze my lemon shark


Back then she was a grouper.
 
2013-05-17 05:36:15 PM  
I have retroactively decided that I didn't and won't read that.
 
2013-05-17 05:40:15 PM  

Godscrack: TrollingForColumbine: Godscrack: Wasn't she a groupie for Led Zeppelin in the 70's?

The way you squeeze my lemon shark

Back then she was a grouper.


Yeah, but she'd give you the crabs
 
2013-05-17 06:22:30 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Godscrack: TrollingForColumbine: Godscrack: Wasn't she a groupie for Led Zeppelin in the 70's?

The way you squeeze my lemon shark

Back then she was a grouper.

Yeah, but she'd give you the crabs


She's a real bottom-feeder
 
2013-05-17 06:23:10 PM  
Dont put your shark in crazy
 
2013-05-17 06:24:33 PM  
What the fark did I just read?
 
2013-05-17 06:25:22 PM  
fairytangles.com

"Before you eat it, can I jump it?"
 
2013-05-17 06:25:31 PM  
Wow. Talk about crazy. Would not stick my dick in, especially if there is a shark up there.
 
2013-05-17 06:26:02 PM  
*clevervariationofussindianapolisspeechhere*
 
2013-05-17 06:26:53 PM  
She wants to mako baby?
 
2013-05-17 06:28:03 PM  
Anyone get the feeling that the Japanese will one day create Slaanesh?
 
2013-05-17 06:28:03 PM  
In Japan, this is called a "typical game show".
 
2013-05-17 06:29:25 PM  

carrion_luggage: She wants to mako baby?


"Uh oh... better get mako"
 
2013-05-17 06:31:53 PM  
I don't understand why people are so judgmental.  I'm concerned with the individual, and not which species she wants to give birth to and then eat.  Eventually, you'll be free to give birth to a baby seal, club it, and eat it raw.  Then shallow judgmental people will look silly.

/that's a joke from the tat thread
 
2013-05-17 06:31:58 PM  
Let's see... I got a "Baby Beluga" was a documentary joke, a couple of Jaws quotes taken out of context, a couple digs at Japan, two good ones that are totally sexist, some aquarium butt jokes, and I'm just going to pretend that I never read that.
 
2013-05-17 06:32:46 PM  
Yep. Done in two.
 
2013-05-17 06:33:13 PM  
Wouldn't the shark eat you from the inside?
 
2013-05-17 06:34:02 PM  
She successfully delivered a salmon already, so a shark shouldn't be that much different.
 
2013-05-17 06:35:37 PM  

5monkeys: Wouldn't the shark eat you from the inside?


I didn't think of that, but I did think it would probably do a hell of a lot of damage on the way out.
 
2013-05-17 06:36:30 PM  

dugitman: That's just...
She is...
I don't know what to...
*blink* *blink*

/wanders out of thread mumbling



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2013-05-17 06:38:20 PM  
That headline makes bread-dog sad.

behance.vo.llnwd.net
 
2013-05-17 06:38:38 PM  

5monkeys: Wouldn't the shark eat you from the inside?


Uhm, why would it do that? It's not as if they eat their usual parents to get out....
 
2013-05-17 06:39:57 PM  
I'd say that this woman doesn't understand how the flow of energy works in an ecosystem or how conservation works, but if I listed off all the things she mentioned that she doesn't understand I would die of exhaustion.
 
2013-05-17 06:40:51 PM  
Also, having read the interview, gynecologists in Japan must be bored, as they apparently entertain her questions about modifying her uterus to carry sea creatures to term.

(How does she plan to get it in there in the first place?)
 
2013-05-17 06:42:03 PM  
emerycreeksolutions.com
 
2013-05-17 06:42:14 PM  
Farewell and adieu to you fair Japanese lady.
 
2013-05-17 06:42:57 PM  

serpent_sky: Also, having read the interview, gynecologists in Japan must be bored, as they apparently entertain her questions about modifying her uterus to carry sea creatures to term.

(How does she plan to get it in there in the first place?)


Sea creatures?  Vaginas?  It probably made their day...

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2013-05-17 06:43:19 PM  
It was something along these lines that  ended up creating armadillos.
 
2013-05-17 06:45:24 PM  

gopher321: How about we just feed her to a shark and spare everyone further stupidity?


So much THIS ^^^
 
2013-05-17 06:47:21 PM  
No one ever said this before we started legalizing gay marriage. See what you've done people! I hope you're happy with yourselves. Man/Turtle love is next. Thanks a lot, libs
 
2013-05-17 06:48:12 PM  
Something smells fishy here ...
 
2013-05-17 06:50:50 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Man/Turtle love is next.


You mean that wasn't already legal?!  Ohh myyy...
 
2013-05-17 06:51:58 PM  
I'm just going to show up at her door step with a shark costume on.
 
2013-05-17 06:55:35 PM  
there's a video like this out there. only it's eels.

don't look for it.
 
2013-05-17 06:56:38 PM  
Shark? That's freakin silly. Should have gone with a dolphin. Silly lady.
 
2013-05-17 07:00:59 PM  
Wasn't this the plot of Tea With the Black Dragon?

Or am I mixing that up with another weird book from thirty years ago?

/wanders off to bookshelf
//which is near the fridge
///which has beer in it
////beerrightback
 
2013-05-17 07:01:19 PM  
Eh, I don't think her reasoning is too flawed.
There are indeed way too many people on the planet, and also a lot of endangered species.
Granted, there are better avenues, but I can see the thought processes. The Japanese will be one of the first groups to die out, so they might as well go out with a bang.


...is what I would say if this wasn't some BS "modern art" shiat that I'm almost entirely certain it will turn out to be.
 
2013-05-17 07:04:01 PM  
So ya think she's pulling our fins?
 
2013-05-17 07:07:05 PM  
Is this how Sean Lennon was brought into this world?
 
2013-05-17 07:08:22 PM  
We have our first volunteer for the axlotl tanks.
 
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