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(CNN)   Noted geneticist Pat Robertson explains that it's not men's fault if they cheat on their wives because cheating is "in their dna"   (outfront.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 48
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2013-05-17 03:16:51 PM  
7 votes:
Heck, I'm just glad to hear him admit that DNA actually exists.   It's progress, of a sort.
2013-05-17 03:26:35 PM  
5 votes:
It's not you wife's fault if she stabs you in your sleep because PMS.
2013-05-17 03:17:01 PM  
5 votes:
Cover those harlots from head to toe, lest I become engorged with uncontrollable lust and plant mine seed within another.
2013-05-17 03:19:18 PM  
4 votes:
1) I was mad by GOD in his image
2) My DNA is promiscuous

GOD wants me to bend that summer intern over her desk and do his will

/looks like I just found religion
2013-05-17 03:29:07 PM  
3 votes:

busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.


/breathe


Be sure to write back later when your wife isn't staring over your keyboard :>
2013-05-17 03:27:44 PM  
3 votes:
He's right, but he's not admitting that it's also true for women.

There are biological advantages for both sexes to be polyamo...polyamour.....um, sluts.
2013-05-17 03:27:16 PM  
3 votes:
Cheating is in your DNA, but THE GAY can't be.
2013-05-17 03:19:52 PM  
3 votes:
So Pat Robertson supports legalizing marijuana and says that men can't help but cheat on their wives? Perhaps he has a lot more in common with Farkers than we think.
2013-05-17 03:18:44 PM  
3 votes:

scottydoesntknow: scottydoesntknow: Maybe she should've looked at this handy chart before choosing that location:

[lovelivegrow.com image 610x629]

Whoops! Wrong thread


Oh, I don't know...I, for one, have never seen Robertson naked.

/for which I am grateful
//handy chart
2013-05-17 03:16:06 PM  
3 votes:
That's why it takes a village. No one knows who the father is.
2013-05-17 03:14:26 PM  
3 votes:
Maybe she should've looked at this handy chart before choosing that location:

lovelivegrow.com
2013-05-17 03:12:51 PM  
3 votes:
I think it's more in the DNA depositor, myself
2013-05-17 10:21:36 PM  
2 votes:
i2.cdn.turner.com
Does Pat look kind of like he's getting sucked off in this picture?
2013-05-17 04:32:59 PM  
2 votes:
i14.photobucket.com
2013-05-17 03:44:29 PM  
2 votes:
www.theringlord.org

It must be correct.

But remember, it's not always cheating...

thinkprogress.org

Oral doesn't count.

/If only
//Yoga Pants & Spandex season is ending
///Unfortunately short skirts and shorts season is beginning.
////Fap
2013-05-17 03:41:18 PM  
2 votes:
Cheating?

ooodd.com
Aaaaand of course

images.paraorkut.com
2013-05-17 03:37:50 PM  
2 votes:
Pat Robertson busted for cheating on his wife in 4, 3, 2...
2013-05-17 03:32:25 PM  
2 votes:
I have never cheated, mainly because it will be a cold day in hell before two women like me at the same time.
2013-05-17 11:11:45 PM  
1 votes:
Well, the answer is clear then.

Ladies, we need to make sure this portion of the DNA is "selected against".

/science!
2013-05-17 04:32:45 PM  
1 votes:

munko: I work right beside a Rhea farm. A Rhea is a large ostrich-like bird. yesterday one of them decided it was time to mate.  what followed was one of the most violent rapey thing I have ever witnessed.  The male began swinging his beak into the female. She was helpless. He knocked her down and continued with a violent beak-pecking turned into a gloating as the male stood on top of the female bird and appeared to dance a jig and gloat to all the other birds in the pen and only then did he go about to dog/bird farking the helpless female bird..  I honestly did not realize this was the mating ritual and yelled out "hey that bird is killing that other bird."   boss calmly said its no big deal.

This got me to thinking, how odd this was and thinking that in the human race, this kind of thing is frowned upon.


Never been to a fraternity?
2013-05-17 04:29:16 PM  
1 votes:

barefoot in the head: No duh; it's in womens' DNA, too.


No, for I think the reason men cheat is in the woman's jeans
2013-05-17 04:23:12 PM  
1 votes:

munko: I work right beside a Rhea farm. A Rhea is a large ostrich-like bird. yesterday one of them decided it was time to mate.  what followed was one of the most violent rapey thing I have ever witnessed.  The male began swinging his beak into the female. She was helpless. He knocked her down and continued with a violent beak-pecking turned into a gloating as the male stood on top of the female bird and appeared to dance a jig and gloat to all the other birds in the pen and only then did he go about to dog/bird farking the helpless female bird..  I honestly did not realize this was the mating ritual and yelled out "hey that bird is killing that other bird."   boss calmly said its no big deal.

This got me to thinking, how odd this was and thinking that in the human race, this kind of thing is frowned upon.


It's fairly close to the mating ritual in Danny DeVito's house too.
2013-05-17 04:20:25 PM  
1 votes:
It's in God's genes to look down on Pat Robertson for not exercising personal responsibility and resisting temptation.

Women have genes...I think I have the cheating gene too...I'm gonna go cheat on someone right now!
2013-05-17 04:19:55 PM  
1 votes:

barefoot in the head: No duh; it's in womens' DNA, too.


Either that or there a few very busy women. Unless of course the men are straying with each other.
2013-05-17 03:49:21 PM  
1 votes:
This guy.

Pat Robertson, a man who bold-face lies about so many things and is the king of hypocrisy.  He's even worse than Rush Limbaugh for the fact that he's not an entertainer, he's a con man.  He tricks gullible dupes into willingly giving up their money so he can spew hate speech on TV.  I doubt there's a Hell, but if there is, they have a special place reserved just for pricks like him.

To be honest, I'm shocked he's not in Congress.
2013-05-17 03:48:03 PM  
1 votes:

fireclown: Heck, I'm just glad to hear him admit that DNA actually exists.   It's progress, of a sort.


Well sure, it's the blueprint of God's Intelligent Design.

And Robertson will tell you that it's in Man's DNA to rape as a result of O-riginal Sin. Adam did not have this in his DNA until he ate of the Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil which mutated his DNA and thus sin entered the world, all the way down the line to YOU, wretched, foul, loathsome sinner.

And of course, as we all know, Woman did tempt Man in the Garden, so ultimately it's all her fault.
2013-05-17 03:40:04 PM  
1 votes:
He's even making Trollface, people! How blatant does he have to be?
2013-05-17 03:37:46 PM  
1 votes:

FlyingBacon: OMG! Did he really said that?

/not a fan of him
//now got more dirt on him.


Maybe he's doing a pre-emptive statement to a cheating scandal that is about to be exposed within his inner circle.
2013-05-17 03:37:36 PM  
1 votes:

busy chillin': whatever makes you feel better about yourself and your decisions.


We get it, you're morally superior.
2013-05-17 03:35:47 PM  
1 votes:
Acting like an animal and eating raw meat when you are starving is also in your DNA.  So is getting fat, going bald and uneven breasts.

I expect a pastor and religious leader to think less worldly than he has been lately.  Old guys who can't remember when they last had a sex drive should be admonishing people to stop giving in to their animal instincts and act like a human.
2013-05-17 03:35:04 PM  
1 votes:

Canton: nekom: Well, to be fair, he's not really wrong.

Not exactly wrong, no. But his unspoken implication is that men are simple beasts with no self-control. You know, like dogs who can't stop themselves from humping whatever leg happens to be handy.

Isn't that kind of insulting?

/To men.
//Not to dogs.
///Dogs don't care.


has one eye.  Sees what you did there. Doesn't like it:
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2013-05-17 03:33:21 PM  
1 votes:

namegoeshere: PsyLord: nekom: Well, to be fair, he's not really wrong.

Oh all the crazy shiat he's said in the past, this is the least craziest and most probable.

/humans are not monogamous

See, the thing is, Christianity has this Christianity has this commandment against adultery. It makes baby Jesus cry. So you (not you, him) can't say that and be a Good Christian.

Also, you can't be for adultery and against teh ghey. Well, you can, but then you're a hypocrite. And a bad bad Christian.


I stuttered there, so please read the above post in this voice:

upload.wikimedia.org
2013-05-17 03:32:44 PM  
1 votes:
Uh, isn't he right? Aren't we supposed to be spreading our seed as much as possible according to evolution?
2013-05-17 03:30:52 PM  
1 votes:

Crewmannumber6: Corn_Fed: Remind me how Christians are different from Muslims again?

Unlike Muslims, Christians are right.

/not all Christians feel that way



Muslims won't allow me to wear a miniskirt.

Christians will allow me to wear a miniskirt.  There's consequences for the slutty skirt, but I have free will and simply need to acknowledge my responsibilty in the whole 'I got raped" thing.
2013-05-17 03:30:02 PM  
1 votes:

Macinfarker: [www.psychologytoday.com image 300x201]

Wanna cheat, CAN'T CHEAT!


Chris Rock is a great stand up philosopher.

"Women are offered d!ck everyday... Nobody offers us shiat... We can't believe it when we get an offer...
2013-05-17 03:29:46 PM  
1 votes:

Corvus: He may be right but that doesn't remove the responsibility of the man.

Just because you are genetically wired to do something doesn't mean it's ok for you to do it.

Men and women are genetically ready to have sex after puberty, does he think that's ok too?


I'm genetically wired to snap the necks of people that annoy me, but somehow the authroties never seem to accept that explanation
2013-05-17 03:26:49 PM  
1 votes:
How do we scrub our blue marble of HIS dna?
Bf+
2013-05-17 03:24:38 PM  
1 votes:
Subby:  Noted geneticist Pat Robertson...

Beautiful.
2013-05-17 03:24:28 PM  
1 votes:
It's a very short jump from that, to "women should wear veils to stop provoking men."
2013-05-17 03:20:51 PM  
1 votes:

nekom: Well, to be fair, he's not really wrong.


Not exactly wrong, no. But his unspoken implication is that men are simple beasts with no self-control. You know, like dogs who can't stop themselves from humping whatever leg happens to be handy.

Isn't that kind of insulting?

/To men.
//Not to dogs.
///Dogs don't care.
2013-05-17 03:20:07 PM  
1 votes:

Cheron: 1) I was mad by GOD in his image


I stick by the above spelling
2013-05-17 03:19:32 PM  
1 votes:
Now we know what he means by "700 Club."
2013-05-17 03:18:50 PM  
1 votes:
But...but..but...I was told that they could, ya know, shut that thing down!
2013-05-17 03:17:02 PM  
1 votes:
As above, the worst part of Robertson's statement on adultery is the woman is responsible for being hot enough for the man not to sin.

Also, he asks the woman to ask herself "Is he handsome?" as a qualifier for keeping the man around. Lovely.

At least, Robertson didn't say to assassinate the cheating husband. He saves that punishment for heads of state that butt up against BIG OIL.
2013-05-17 03:16:21 PM  
1 votes:
why doesn't anyone want to do it with me
2013-05-17 03:16:09 PM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Maybe she should've looked at this handy chart before choosing that location:

[lovelivegrow.com image 610x629]


Whoops! Wrong thread
2013-05-17 03:01:00 PM  
1 votes:

Aarontology: So basically, he's saying it's OK for a man to break the 7th Commandment because it's the woman's fault.


Nice to know one of the country's biggest Christians is indistinguishable from Muslims who punish women for their own depravity
2013-05-17 02:52:34 PM  
1 votes:
So basically, he's saying it's OK for a man to break the 7th Commandment because it's the woman's fault.
 
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