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2013-05-17 02:52:34 PM
So basically, he's saying it's OK for a man to break the 7th Commandment because it's the woman's fault.
 
2013-05-17 02:55:49 PM
Well, to be fair, he's not really wrong.
 
2013-05-17 03:01:00 PM

Aarontology: So basically, he's saying it's OK for a man to break the 7th Commandment because it's the woman's fault.


Nice to know one of the country's biggest Christians is indistinguishable from Muslims who punish women for their own depravity
 
2013-05-17 03:06:16 PM
Er, subby, he might be right about that.  The stupid part of his comment was that he blamed it on women.
 
2013-05-17 03:07:09 PM

lennavan: Er, subby, he might be right about that.  The stupid part of his comment was that he blamed it on women.


Whoops, also the "it's not men's fault" part is stupid too.  I only meant the "in their DNA" bit might have some truth to it.
 
2013-05-17 03:12:37 PM

nekom: Well, to be fair, he's not really wrong.


this
 
2013-05-17 03:12:51 PM
I think it's more in the DNA depositor, myself
 
2013-05-17 03:14:26 PM
Maybe she should've looked at this handy chart before choosing that location:

lovelivegrow.com
 
2013-05-17 03:15:39 PM
So he studies Genets?
i52.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-17 03:16:06 PM
That's why it takes a village. No one knows who the father is.
 
2013-05-17 03:16:09 PM

scottydoesntknow: Maybe she should've looked at this handy chart before choosing that location:

[lovelivegrow.com image 610x629]


Whoops! Wrong thread
 
2013-05-17 03:16:21 PM
why doesn't anyone want to do it with me
 
2013-05-17 03:16:51 PM
Heck, I'm just glad to hear him admit that DNA actually exists.   It's progress, of a sort.
 
2013-05-17 03:17:01 PM
Cover those harlots from head to toe, lest I become engorged with uncontrollable lust and plant mine seed within another.
 
2013-05-17 03:17:02 PM
As above, the worst part of Robertson's statement on adultery is the woman is responsible for being hot enough for the man not to sin.

Also, he asks the woman to ask herself "Is he handsome?" as a qualifier for keeping the man around. Lovely.

At least, Robertson didn't say to assassinate the cheating husband. He saves that punishment for heads of state that butt up against BIG OIL.
 
2013-05-17 03:18:01 PM

Aarontology: So basically, he's saying it's OK for a man to break the 7th Commandment because it's the woman's fault.


Nope.

Pat's unintentionally means it's God's fault.

He believes God guided evolution over the last few billion years, ergo, God made men's cheating DNA.
 
2013-05-17 03:18:44 PM

scottydoesntknow: scottydoesntknow: Maybe she should've looked at this handy chart before choosing that location:

[lovelivegrow.com image 610x629]

Whoops! Wrong thread


Oh, I don't know...I, for one, have never seen Robertson naked.

/for which I am grateful
//handy chart
 
2013-05-17 03:18:49 PM
He may be right but that doesn't remove the responsibility of the man.

Just because you are genetically wired to do something doesn't mean it's ok for you to do it.

Men and women are genetically ready to have sex after puberty, does he think that's ok too?
 
2013-05-17 03:18:50 PM
But...but..but...I was told that they could, ya know, shut that thing down!
 
2013-05-17 03:18:55 PM
God must be a real asshole for forbidding men to do what He made them to do.

I think pat has some hidden adultery in his own past.
 
2013-05-17 03:19:02 PM
www.psychologytoday.com

Wanna cheat, CAN'T CHEAT!
 
2013-05-17 03:19:18 PM
1) I was mad by GOD in his image
2) My DNA is promiscuous

GOD wants me to bend that summer intern over her desk and do his will

/looks like I just found religion
 
2013-05-17 03:19:20 PM
So is it God's will or the science behind DNA? You can't have it both ways Robertson.
 
2013-05-17 03:19:32 PM
Now we know what he means by "700 Club."
 
2013-05-17 03:19:52 PM
So Pat Robertson supports legalizing marijuana and says that men can't help but cheat on their wives? Perhaps he has a lot more in common with Farkers than we think.
 
2013-05-17 03:20:07 PM

Cheron: 1) I was mad by GOD in his image


I stick by the above spelling
 
2013-05-17 03:20:15 PM
Oh Pat, you are a crazy, crazy bastard.
 
2013-05-17 03:20:35 PM
It's true. It's right next to teh ghey
 
2013-05-17 03:20:51 PM

nekom: Well, to be fair, he's not really wrong.


Not exactly wrong, no. But his unspoken implication is that men are simple beasts with no self-control. You know, like dogs who can't stop themselves from humping whatever leg happens to be handy.

Isn't that kind of insulting?

/To men.
//Not to dogs.
///Dogs don't care.
 
2013-05-17 03:21:16 PM

nekom: Well, to be fair, he's not really wrong.


It really doesn't make any difference if he's correct or not.  It was still a stupid, insulting, insensative, and ultimately unhelpful thing to tell that woman.

And what does this genius say about wives cheating?
 
2013-05-17 03:21:29 PM
does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.


/breathe
 
2013-05-17 03:21:45 PM
No duh; it's in womens' DNA, too.
 
2013-05-17 03:22:41 PM

Ambivalence: God must be a real asshole for forbidding men to do what He made them to do.

I think pat has some hidden adultery in his own past.


It always ends up coming out sooner or later, doesn't it, with all those who "doth protest too much"?

/Not a Shakespearean.
 
2013-05-17 03:24:28 PM
It's a very short jump from that, to "women should wear veils to stop provoking men."
 
Bf+
2013-05-17 03:24:38 PM
Subby:  Noted geneticist Pat Robertson...

Beautiful.
 
hej
2013-05-17 03:24:44 PM
Ethics and morality aside, he's right. And yes, it pains me to agree with him.
 
2013-05-17 03:26:21 PM

nekom: Well, to be fair, he's not really wrong.


Oh all the crazy shiat he's said in the past, this is the least craziest and most probable.

/humans are not monogamous
 
2013-05-17 03:26:35 PM
It's not you wife's fault if she stabs you in your sleep because PMS.
 
2013-05-17 03:26:49 PM
How do we scrub our blue marble of HIS dna?
 
2013-05-17 03:27:09 PM

durbnpoisn: It really doesn't make any difference if he's correct or not.


It does if you're a geneticist or an evolutionary biologist.
 
2013-05-17 03:27:16 PM
Cheating is in your DNA, but THE GAY can't be.
 
2013-05-17 03:27:22 PM

Aarontology: So basically, he's saying it's OK for a man to break the 7th Commandment because it's the woman's fault.


well, DUH,  have you not been paying attention to the last thousands years of Christian and Islamic thought?  it ALWAYS the woman;s fault particularly when men do something sexually inappropriate.  All goes back to that biatch Eve.  If she hadn't FORCED adam to eat that apple after all....
 
2013-05-17 03:27:44 PM
He's right, but he's not admitting that it's also true for women.

There are biological advantages for both sexes to be polyamo...polyamour.....um, sluts.
 
2013-05-17 03:28:00 PM
I have dreams about brokering a deal with TNT, TBS, MTV or any broadcaster willing to listen about setting up a pay-per-view cage match between Pat Robertson vs. Salman Rushdie.
 
2013-05-17 03:28:27 PM
Call me crazy, but it just might be time to give Pat his slippers and blanket and haul him off to the home.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-05-17 03:28:49 PM

Crewmannumber6: Corn_Fed: Remind me how Christians are different from Muslims again?

Unlike Muslims, Christians are right.

/not all Christians feel that way


jonathanturley.files.wordpress.com

"I don't support Islamic prayer is schools.  I don't condone terrorism."
 
2013-05-17 03:28:51 PM
If human behavior is not volitional then there can be no such thing as a sin.  Thus Robertson effectively fires himself.

Robertson is being is shiesskopf as usual.
 
2013-05-17 03:29:07 PM

busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.


/breathe


Be sure to write back later when your wife isn't staring over your keyboard :>
 
2013-05-17 03:29:12 PM
Wait... isn't one of the conservative arguments against the homos that they're promiscuous?

Cheating on your wife seems way worse than casual sex.
 
2013-05-17 03:29:46 PM

Corvus: He may be right but that doesn't remove the responsibility of the man.

Just because you are genetically wired to do something doesn't mean it's ok for you to do it.

Men and women are genetically ready to have sex after puberty, does he think that's ok too?


I'm genetically wired to snap the necks of people that annoy me, but somehow the authroties never seem to accept that explanation
 
2013-05-17 03:30:02 PM

Macinfarker: [www.psychologytoday.com image 300x201]

Wanna cheat, CAN'T CHEAT!


Chris Rock is a great stand up philosopher.

"Women are offered d!ck everyday... Nobody offers us shiat... We can't believe it when we get an offer...
 
2013-05-17 03:30:06 PM

PsyLord: nekom: Well, to be fair, he's not really wrong.

Oh all the crazy shiat he's said in the past, this is the least craziest and most probable.

/humans are not monogamous


See, the thing is, Christianity has this Christianity has this commandment against adultery. It makes baby Jesus cry. So you (not you, him) can't say that and be a Good Christian.

Also, you can't be for adultery and against teh ghey. Well, you can, but then you're a hypocrite. And a bad bad Christian.
 
2013-05-17 03:30:17 PM
Christians don't explode?
 
2013-05-17 03:30:52 PM
As long as we get to also....no foul
 
2013-05-17 03:30:52 PM

Crewmannumber6: Corn_Fed: Remind me how Christians are different from Muslims again?

Unlike Muslims, Christians are right.

/not all Christians feel that way



Muslims won't allow me to wear a miniskirt.

Christians will allow me to wear a miniskirt.  There's consequences for the slutty skirt, but I have free will and simply need to acknowledge my responsibilty in the whole 'I got raped" thing.
 
2013-05-17 03:31:03 PM
sensationalist headline is sensationalist, but whatever gets greenlights, eh subs?

Not that I'm saying the man isn't a total tool, but if the woman he was talking to was willing to move on from the misadventures, she should make the effort to show the man was forgiven.  I don't condone cheating, but I have seen friends marriages get salvaged after a cheat and they continued to live and move on and love each other.
 
2013-05-17 03:31:09 PM
Jesus totally said that!

Oh wait, no, actually he said the exact opposite!

"You have heard that it was said, 'Do not commit adultery.' 28 But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to desire her has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away! It is better to lose one of your members than to have your whole body thrown into hell. 30 If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away! It is better to lose one of your members than to have your whole body go into hell (Matthew 5:27-30)

Matthew must have just forgot to write down the part where it was the wife's fault.
 
2013-05-17 03:31:33 PM
There.  Finally something we all agree on.

Doesn't that feel good?
 
2013-05-17 03:31:54 PM

coldcuts: busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.


/breathe

Be sure to write back later when your wife isn't staring over your keyboard :>


derp.


I've never cheated...that fact won't change if she was standing here. My brother has never cheated. My dad never cheated. I have a bunch of guy friends that have never cheated.

But yeah, my wife is right here. Whatever makes you feel better.
 
2013-05-17 03:32:07 PM

Corvus: Just because you are genetically wired to do something doesn't mean it's ok for you to do it.


DON'T BE GAY SPARKY!  DON'T BE GAY!
 
2013-05-17 03:32:25 PM
I have never cheated, mainly because it will be a cold day in hell before two women like me at the same time.
 
2013-05-17 03:32:44 PM
Uh, isn't he right? Aren't we supposed to be spreading our seed as much as possible according to evolution?
 
2013-05-17 03:32:51 PM

scottydoesntknow: Whoops! Wrong thread


Helpful nevertheless!
 
2013-05-17 03:33:21 PM

namegoeshere: PsyLord: nekom: Well, to be fair, he's not really wrong.

Oh all the crazy shiat he's said in the past, this is the least craziest and most probable.

/humans are not monogamous

See, the thing is, Christianity has this Christianity has this commandment against adultery. It makes baby Jesus cry. So you (not you, him) can't say that and be a Good Christian.

Also, you can't be for adultery and against teh ghey. Well, you can, but then you're a hypocrite. And a bad bad Christian.


I stuttered there, so please read the above post in this voice:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-05-17 03:33:35 PM

busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.


/breathe


you sound fat

\or ugly
 
2013-05-17 03:33:44 PM
OMG! Did he really said that?

/not a fan of him
//now got more dirt on him.
 
2013-05-17 03:34:34 PM

SisterMaryElephant: Crewmannumber6: Corn_Fed: Remind me how Christians are different from Muslims again?

Unlike Muslims, Christians are right.

/not all Christians feel that way


Muslims won't allow me to wear a miniskirt.

Christians will allow me to wear a miniskirt.  There's consequences for the slutty skirt, but I have free will and simply need to acknowledge my responsibilty in the whole 'I got raped" thing.


When were you forcibly prevented from dressing like a slut? When did you dress like a slut? Do you have photos? EIP

d23: Crewmannumber6: Corn_Fed: Remind me how Christians are different from Muslims again?

Unlike Muslims, Christians are right.

/not all Christians feel that way

[jonathanturley.files.wordpress.com image 184x270]

"I don't support Islamic prayer is schools.  I don't condone terrorism."


I said not all, I didn't say none
 
2013-05-17 03:35:04 PM

Canton: nekom: Well, to be fair, he's not really wrong.

Not exactly wrong, no. But his unspoken implication is that men are simple beasts with no self-control. You know, like dogs who can't stop themselves from humping whatever leg happens to be handy.

Isn't that kind of insulting?

/To men.
//Not to dogs.
///Dogs don't care.


has one eye.  Sees what you did there. Doesn't like it:
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-05-17 03:35:32 PM

PawisBetlog: busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.


/breathe

you sound fat

\or ugly


whatever makes you feel better about yourself and your decisions.
 
2013-05-17 03:35:47 PM
Acting like an animal and eating raw meat when you are starving is also in your DNA.  So is getting fat, going bald and uneven breasts.

I expect a pastor and religious leader to think less worldly than he has been lately.  Old guys who can't remember when they last had a sex drive should be admonishing people to stop giving in to their animal instincts and act like a human.
 
2013-05-17 03:37:36 PM

busy chillin': whatever makes you feel better about yourself and your decisions.


We get it, you're morally superior.
 
2013-05-17 03:37:46 PM

FlyingBacon: OMG! Did he really said that?

/not a fan of him
//now got more dirt on him.


Maybe he's doing a pre-emptive statement to a cheating scandal that is about to be exposed within his inner circle.
 
2013-05-17 03:37:50 PM
Pat Robertson busted for cheating on his wife in 4, 3, 2...
 
2013-05-17 03:37:51 PM

iccky: It is better to lose one of your members than to have your whole body thrown into hell.


Every time I hear that verse I wonder "Who has more than one member?"

Which then brings this to mind:

Said the nubileyoung woman from Natchez
Who by chance was born with two snatches
"I'd give anything
for just one little fling
with a man whose equipment matches."
 
2013-05-17 03:38:00 PM

Deep Contact: That's why it takes a village. No one knows who the father is.


That's how some tribes handled it. I just read a book that had some great detail about the social culture of Tahiti before European discovery. The people there "married" in pairs, but there was also a good bit of what we would now call swinging. Adults would have parties where they could pair off in other combinations.  If a woman became pregnant and could not establish paternity or get one of the men in the group to claim the child, it was often killed. Infanticide horrified the European explorers, but to the Tahitians is was a necessary thing for the survival of the group. An unsupported child would probably die soon anyway.
 
2013-05-17 03:38:33 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Now we know what he means by "700 Club."


...as in King Solomon's concubines...
 
2013-05-17 03:38:37 PM

iccky: Jesus totally said that!

Oh wait, no, actually he said the exact opposite!

"You have heard that it was said, 'Do not commit adultery.' 28 But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to desire her has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away! It is better to lose one of your members than to have your whole body thrown into hell. 30 If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away! It is better to lose one of your members than to have your whole body go into hell (Matthew 5:27-30)

Matthew must have just forgot to write down the part where it was the wife's fault.


Is Jesus saying there that even the idle thought of adultery should be met with self castration?
 
2013-05-17 03:39:22 PM
I sympathize, because it's encoded in my DNA to kick dumbasses like Pat Robertson in the balls so hard that there's no chance that they'll reproduce and pollute the gene pool any further.

I know I shouldn't. I've been socialized to treat stupid people with compassion, and not to kick them in the balls, despite the primal urge I feel to do it.

But there Pat Robertson is. Such an alluring dumbass. Just saying his dumbass shiat all over the place, on TV for christsake (where kids can watch him!) He's just such a... perfect dumbass... I just find myself fantasizing about how great it would be to kick him in the balls... how much relief I'd feel...

I control myself though. It helps that I don't run into dumbasses like him often in my daily life. Around here most of the dumbasses and decent, and cover up their dumbassedness around others.

But really, suppose I saw Pat Robertson walking down the street and he said one of his dumbass things right to my face and I kicked him in the balls. Whose fault would that be? Mine or his? I think he takes at least some of the blame.
 
2013-05-17 03:39:23 PM

busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.


/breathe


Considering amongst other things, I'm a geneticist, the "DNA has nothing to do with behavior" image pisses me off more.  See for instance homosexuality.
 
2013-05-17 03:39:32 PM

mama2tnt: Ambivalence: God must be a real asshole for forbidding men to do what He made them to do.

I think pat has some hidden adultery in his own past.

It always ends up coming out sooner or later, doesn't it, with all those who "doth protest too much"?

/Not a Shakespearean.


Hidden   gayadultery.
 
2013-05-17 03:39:49 PM

busy chillin': PawisBetlog: busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.


/breathe

you sound fat

\or ugly

whatever makes you feel better about yourself and your decisions.


sorry couldn't help myself.  Saying it can't be controlled is a total cop out.  Just own it I say.  Tiger Woods is a prime example, I would have way more respect for him if he'd have just come out and said "I'm sorry, but I like tang, apparently more so than I like marriage.  Also I'm a bit of an asshole, but that's me, deal with it."

Trying the whole "i have an addiction waaaah" made him look like a douche, to me anyway.
 
2013-05-17 03:40:04 PM
He's even making Trollface, people! How blatant does he have to be?
 
2013-05-17 03:40:15 PM
"christian" conservatives =/= family values
 
2013-05-17 03:40:24 PM

barefoot in the head: No duh; it's in womens' DNA, too.


Well, duh. Women CAME from the rib of man, so....
 
2013-05-17 03:40:31 PM

busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.


/breathe


Well, I'm with you...  I've never cheated.  Never even looked for the opportunity.  And it's not a matter of control.  I just don't feel the need.
My wife and I are great in the sack, and if I get hard up, there is always good pron.

The whole sneaking around, bla bla bla...  I don't know how anyone musters up the effort for that anyway.

Perhaps my DNA is flawed.  Because I feel no such compulsion.
 
2013-05-17 03:40:41 PM

titwrench: So is it God's will or the science behind DNA? You can't have it both ways Robertson.


Couldn't God have created DNA?

/don't answer, I don't really care
 
2013-05-17 03:41:03 PM

TheJoe03: Uh, isn't he right? Aren't we supposed to be spreading our seed as much as possible according to evolution?


I have spread mine over a ton of tissues
 
2013-05-17 03:41:18 PM
Cheating?

ooodd.com
Aaaaand of course

images.paraorkut.com
 
2013-05-17 03:41:29 PM

TheJoe03: busy chillin': whatever makes you feel better about yourself and your decisions.

We get it, you're morally superior.


maybe. I doubt it though. I've just never cheated and wanted to speak up. I seriously can't be alone in this?
 
2013-05-17 03:41:49 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: iccky: Jesus totally said that!

Oh wait, no, actually he said the exact opposite!

"You have heard that it was said, 'Do not commit adultery.' 28 But I say to you that whoever looks at a woman to desire her has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 If your right eye causes you to sin, tear it out and throw it away! It is better to lose one of your members than to have your whole body thrown into hell. 30 If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away! It is better to lose one of your members than to have your whole body go into hell (Matthew 5:27-30)

Matthew must have just forgot to write down the part where it was the wife's fault.

Is Jesus saying there that even the idle thought of adultery should be met with self castration?


Well, given that the member responsible for the impure thoughts is your noggin, I'd say it advocates decapitation of the larger head.  or the heart, he does mention that specifically.  Both are tough to recover from.
 
2013-05-17 03:42:27 PM
I've been married for 15 years, and I've never cheated on my wife. I must not have DNA. Either that or I'm not an amoral asshole who feels like he can do whatever he wants because he can just blame his own failings on others and ask God for forgiveness. Oh, and then be all self-righteous when somebody else does something that I consider to be immoral.
 
2013-05-17 03:43:13 PM

busy chillin': TheJoe03: busy chillin': whatever makes you feel better about yourself and your decisions.

We get it, you're morally superior.

maybe. I doubt it though. I've just never cheated and wanted to speak up. I seriously can't be alone in this?


alone in your opinion of cheating, probably not.  in your righteous indignation, maybe...
 
2013-05-17 03:43:30 PM

durbnpoisn: busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.


/breathe

Well, I'm with you...  I've never cheated.  Never even looked for the opportunity.  And it's not a matter of control.  I just don't feel the need.
My wife and I are great in the sack, and if I get hard up, there is always good pron.

The whole sneaking around, bla bla bla...  I don't know how anyone musters up the effort for that anyway.

Perhaps my DNA is flawed.  Because I feel no such compulsion.


Seriously...all of this.
 
2013-05-17 03:44:02 PM

busy chillin': TheJoe03: busy chillin': whatever makes you feel better about yourself and your decisions.

We get it, you're morally superior.

maybe. I doubt it though. I've just never cheated and wanted to speak up. I seriously can't be alone in this?


mod3072: I've been married for 15 years, and I've never cheated on my wife. I must not have DNA. Either that or I'm not an amoral asshole who feels like he can do whatever he wants because he can just blame his own failings on others and ask God for forgiveness. Oh, and then be all self-righteous when somebody else does something that I consider to be immoral.


I stand corrected, looks like you're not alone!
 
2013-05-17 03:44:25 PM
Whose fault is it when WOMEN cheat?
 
2013-05-17 03:44:29 PM
www.theringlord.org

It must be correct.

But remember, it's not always cheating...

thinkprogress.org

Oral doesn't count.

/If only
//Yoga Pants & Spandex season is ending
///Unfortunately short skirts and shorts season is beginning.
////Fap
 
2013-05-17 03:44:42 PM

meat0918: He believes God guided evolution over the last few billion years


Does he really? That already makes him more enlightened than probably most of the conservative Christians in this country.
 
2013-05-17 03:44:42 PM

PawisBetlog: busy chillin': TheJoe03: busy chillin': whatever makes you feel better about yourself and your decisions.

We get it, you're morally superior.

maybe. I doubt it though. I've just never cheated and wanted to speak up. I seriously can't be alone in this?

alone in your opinion of cheating, probably not.  in your righteous indignation, maybe...


Call it what you need to.

Excuses are just sh*tty reasons.
 
2013-05-17 03:47:32 PM
Ah the joys of living in the same town as CBN, I know at least once every 6 moths or so ole Pat will make some inane comment and it will most likely make it to Fark.  He did one thing right at least, Regent University is a pretty decent school from what I hear.  Not a school I particularly like myself, but decent for those who do.

/VB reprezent!
 
2013-05-17 03:48:03 PM

fireclown: Heck, I'm just glad to hear him admit that DNA actually exists.   It's progress, of a sort.


Well sure, it's the blueprint of God's Intelligent Design.

And Robertson will tell you that it's in Man's DNA to rape as a result of O-riginal Sin. Adam did not have this in his DNA until he ate of the Fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil which mutated his DNA and thus sin entered the world, all the way down the line to YOU, wretched, foul, loathsome sinner.

And of course, as we all know, Woman did tempt Man in the Garden, so ultimately it's all her fault.
 
2013-05-17 03:48:20 PM

iccky: I sympathize, because it's encoded in my DNA to kick dumbasses like Pat Robertson in the balls so hard that there's no chance that they'll reproduce and pollute the gene pool any further.

I know I shouldn't. I've been socialized to treat stupid people with compassion, and not to kick them in the balls, despite the primal urge I feel to do it.

But there Pat Robertson is. Such an alluring dumbass. Just saying his dumbass shiat all over the place, on TV for christsake (where kids can watch him!) He's just such a... perfect dumbass... I just find myself fantasizing about how great it would be to kick him in the balls... how much relief I'd feel...

I control myself though. It helps that I don't run into dumbasses like him often in my daily life. Around here most of the dumbasses and decent, and cover up their dumbassedness around others.

But really, suppose I saw Pat Robertson walking down the street and he said one of his dumbass things right to my face and I kicked him in the balls. Whose fault would that be? Mine or his? I think he takes at least some of the blame.


While I recognize that Pat Robinson is bigger dumass that you, his thoughts, at least on this are not way out there.
 
2013-05-17 03:49:21 PM
This guy.

Pat Robertson, a man who bold-face lies about so many things and is the king of hypocrisy.  He's even worse than Rush Limbaugh for the fact that he's not an entertainer, he's a con man.  He tricks gullible dupes into willingly giving up their money so he can spew hate speech on TV.  I doubt there's a Hell, but if there is, they have a special place reserved just for pricks like him.

To be honest, I'm shocked he's not in Congress.
 
2013-05-17 03:49:24 PM

edmo: Aarontology: So basically, he's saying it's OK for a man to break the 7th Commandment because it's the woman's fault.

Nice to know one of the country's biggest Christians is indistinguishable from Muslims who punish women for their own depravity


He stones women because they were raped?  Interesting.
 
2013-05-17 03:49:58 PM
I've never cheated anyone I have dated, been cheated on a few times though. It sucks a lot. Current GF is in Nashville taking care of her grandmother wont be back til Julyish. It suuuuucks. But she sends me pics of the sexy outfits she has bought while there. (sigh) July cant get here soon enough!
 
2013-05-17 03:50:19 PM
Noted geneticist Pat Robertson explains that it's not men's fault if they cheat on their wives because cheating is "in their dna"

Which they don't necessarily believe in.
 
2013-05-17 03:50:45 PM

Arkanaut: meat0918: He believes God guided evolution over the last few billion years

Does he really? That already makes him more enlightened than probably most of the conservative Christians in this country.


Yes.

He's on record saying young Earth creationism is wrong.  "If you fight science, you're going to lose your children"


Now, he said that because he's realized YEC is pushing people away from Christianity.  The whole science denial in general is doing it.
 
2013-05-17 03:50:55 PM
Fartingpreacher.jpeg
 
2013-05-17 03:53:51 PM

busy chillin': I've never cheated...that fact won't change if she was standing here. My brother has never cheated. My dad never cheated. I have a bunch of guy friends that have never cheated.


I notice that you speak with a lot of authority about other people.  You're either quite creepy, with a vast network of surveillance equipment and too much time on your hands, or incredibly naive.  The chance that every male member of your inner group of family and friends has been 100% faithful to their partners is practically zero (female as well).
 
2013-05-17 03:53:54 PM

meat0918: Aarontology: So basically, he's saying it's OK for a man to break the 7th Commandment because it's the woman's fault.

Nope.

Pat's unintentionally means it's God's fault.

He believes God guided evolution over the last few billion years, ergo, God made men's cheating DNA.


Pat Robertson also believes that legalizing gay marriage will lead people to have sex with ducks, so there's that.
 
2013-05-17 03:53:58 PM

coldcuts: busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.


/breathe

Be sure to write back later when your wife isn't staring over your keyboard :>


Yeah, and don't forget to use your alternate username. Women are way smarter than you'd think.
 
2013-05-17 03:54:05 PM

busy chillin': TheJoe03: busy chillin': whatever makes you feel better about yourself and your decisions.

We get it, you're morally superior.

maybe. I doubt it though. I've just never cheated and wanted to speak up. I seriously can't be alone in this?


I'm with you. Never cheated, never felt the need to. I've had my opportunities, but it seems like a whole lot of work for very little pay off. Plus I'm ridiculously happy in my marriage and sexually satisfied, so other people's genitalia/opposite sex friendships hold little interest.

My husband and I wear each other out...nightly. Neither one of us posses the energy to cheat.
 
2013-05-17 03:54:10 PM

groppet: I've never cheated anyone I have dated, been cheated on a few times though. It sucks a lot.


I guess that is where I am coming from. My first serious girlfriend cheated on me with one of my best friends.

/f*ck her
//oh he did
 
2013-05-17 03:54:15 PM
Wait, did he say the problem is in the GENEs or the JEANs?
Me thinks the latter.
 
2013-05-17 03:55:41 PM

namegoeshere: namegoeshere: PsyLord: nekom: Well, to be fair, he's not really wrong.

Oh all the crazy shiat he's said in the past, this is the least craziest and most probable.

/humans are not monogamous

See, the thing is, Christianity has this Christianity has this commandment against adultery. It makes baby Jesus cry. So you (not you, him) can't say that and be a Good Christian.

Also, you can't be for adultery and against teh ghey. Well, you can, but then you're a hypocrite. And a bad bad Christian.

I stuttered there, so please read the above post in this voice:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 175x236]


Nice save. Bravo.
 
2013-05-17 03:55:50 PM

Ambivalence: God must be a real asshole for forbidding men to do what He made them to do.

I think pat has some hidden adultery in his own past.


Yogimus: It's true. It's right next to teh ghey


I wonder if something is about to come out from his past and he knows it and is trying to get out ahead of it?
 
2013-05-17 03:55:54 PM

Khellendros: busy chillin': I've never cheated...that fact won't change if she was standing here. My brother has never cheated. My dad never cheated. I have a bunch of guy friends that have never cheated.

I notice that you speak with a lot of authority about other people.  You're either quite creepy, with a vast network of surveillance equipment and too much time on your hands, or incredibly naive.  The chance that every male member of your inner group of family and friends has been 100% faithful to their partners is practically zero (female as well).


bunch = every in your world? Of course I have friends that have cheated.

Jesus, I struck a nerve.
 
2013-05-17 03:56:05 PM
Pat Robertson explains that it's not men's fault if they cheat on their wives because cheating is "in their dna"

Is that what it ways in the Bible, Pat?  Better check again.
 
2013-05-17 03:57:03 PM
He is wrong because it is always the woman's fault for not giving her husband enough sex.
 
2013-05-17 03:57:33 PM
Hmm, got to try using that as a defense next time I'm being sued for divorce.
 
2013-05-17 04:00:57 PM
Now for additional commentary, we turn to noted geneticist Joe Jackson...

rockchicago.net

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmMSoigohhs
 
2013-05-17 04:02:07 PM

busy chillin': But yeah, my wife is right here. Whatever makes you feel better.


I've never cheated either, and can say unequivocally that I won't.  I have a great wife and couldn't have done any better. But there was a *brief* period in my late 20s when, due to a perfect storm of circumstances, I was a complete and utter man-whore. I never cheated but that's because I was never actually exclusive with anyone. I think it's because none of them seemed to offer anything I couldn't get anywhere else, so what's the use being exclusive? Of course, I wasn't searching forcommitment, either. It eventually found me. And when it did I knew there was something I didn't want to risk losing so the rest went out the window. And I think that's why some people cheat. They settle down before they realize what's really important. When that initial spark is gone, there damn well be something else there to take its place or you *will* look elsewhere.
 
2013-05-17 04:02:58 PM
Fred Phelps spreads his DNA in his family.
 
2013-05-17 04:04:35 PM
I personally know NO Christians who say that Pat Robertson represents THEM.

Pat is a complete nutcase.

The "700 Club" is more like a buck & a quarter now.
 
2013-05-17 04:05:55 PM
I work right beside a Rhea farm. A Rhea is a large ostrich-like bird. yesterday one of them decided it was time to mate.  what followed was one of the most violent rapey thing I have ever witnessed.  The male began swinging his beak into the female. She was helpless. He knocked her down and continued with a violent beak-pecking turned into a gloating as the male stood on top of the female bird and appeared to dance a jig and gloat to all the other birds in the pen and only then did he go about to dog/bird farking the helpless female bird..  I honestly did not realize this was the mating ritual and yelled out "hey that bird is killing that other bird."   boss calmly said its no big deal.

This got me to thinking, how odd this was and thinking that in the human race, this kind of thing is frowned upon.
 
2013-05-17 04:13:33 PM

busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.


/breathe


jesus christ man, they're only Tampons, just mix them in with all the other stuff when you go to the store after work
 
2013-05-17 04:15:51 PM

busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.


/breathe


It doesn't bother--excepting his blaming women--we are, as males, absolutely programmed to fark everything that walks. Human women only have one baby at a time, and the mortality rate of our children is astronomically high (without prenatal care--basically which has only existed for 100 years or so). Males do stray more often because of this urge, which is intertwined with our DNA for a survival of the species purpose which frankly is no longer necessary.

But I get you. But he is at least partially correct.
 
2013-05-17 04:19:55 PM

barefoot in the head: No duh; it's in womens' DNA, too.


Either that or there a few very busy women. Unless of course the men are straying with each other.
 
2013-05-17 04:20:25 PM
It's in God's genes to look down on Pat Robertson for not exercising personal responsibility and resisting temptation.

Women have genes...I think I have the cheating gene too...I'm gonna go cheat on someone right now!
 
2013-05-17 04:22:38 PM

munko: I work right beside a Rhea farm. A Rhea is a large ostrich-like bird. yesterday one of them decided it was time to mate.  what followed was one of the most violent rapey thing I have ever witnessed.  The male began swinging his beak into the female. She was helpless. He knocked her down and continued with a violent beak-pecking turned into a gloating as the male stood on top of the female bird and appeared to dance a jig and gloat to all the other birds in the pen and only then did he go about to dog/bird farking the helpless female bird..  I honestly did not realize this was the mating ritual and yelled out "hey that bird is killing that other bird."   boss calmly said its no big deal.

This got me to thinking, how odd this was and thinking that in the human race, this kind of thing is frowned upon.


Wow. So basically, rheas act like giant, extra-violent chickens? You really do learn something new every day...

At least the chicken on chicken violence is sometimes amusing. Such as when a bantam rooster slides off of a standard-sized laying hen before he can finish. At that point, the hen just rolls her eyes and goes on about her business.
 
2013-05-17 04:23:12 PM

munko: I work right beside a Rhea farm. A Rhea is a large ostrich-like bird. yesterday one of them decided it was time to mate.  what followed was one of the most violent rapey thing I have ever witnessed.  The male began swinging his beak into the female. She was helpless. He knocked her down and continued with a violent beak-pecking turned into a gloating as the male stood on top of the female bird and appeared to dance a jig and gloat to all the other birds in the pen and only then did he go about to dog/bird farking the helpless female bird..  I honestly did not realize this was the mating ritual and yelled out "hey that bird is killing that other bird."   boss calmly said its no big deal.

This got me to thinking, how odd this was and thinking that in the human race, this kind of thing is frowned upon.


It's fairly close to the mating ritual in Danny DeVito's house too.
 
2013-05-17 04:26:11 PM

Cerebral Knievel: busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.


/breathe

jesus christ man, they're only Tampons, just mix them in with all the other stuff when you go to the store after work


haha I have a vagina. Good one.
 
2013-05-17 04:26:32 PM

barefoot in the head: No duh; it's in womens' DNA, too.


This.
 
2013-05-17 04:26:38 PM
Is it the need to cheat, or the need to dip the wick? After all, It's DNA. It's a natural drive, not a romance choice.

(I'd say it's to dip the wick.)
 
2013-05-17 04:26:45 PM

Aarontology: So basically, he's saying it's OK for a man to break the 7th Commandment because it's the woman's fault.


Well, considering he's reading from a list where the 1st "rule" breaks the 9th...
 
2013-05-17 04:26:56 PM

busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.


/breathe



I agree completely.

I came out of a 19 year marriage, many of those years unhappy ones. I ran across at least three or four solid cheating opportunities, with women who were kind to me when my wife was treating me poorly *and* where there was mutual attraction *and* I (and they) were hundreds of miles away from home, and I still didn't cheat. I never so much as kissed another woman during those years even though one or two of those opportunities could have been the start of a happy new life for me.

I chose not to cheat, it's that simple. I never was an uncontrollable robot.
 
2013-05-17 04:28:13 PM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: munko: I work right beside a Rhea farm. A Rhea is a large ostrich-like bird. yesterday one of them decided it was time to mate.  what followed was one of the most violent rapey thing I have ever witnessed.  The male began swinging his beak into the female. She was helpless. He knocked her down and continued with a violent beak-pecking turned into a gloating as the male stood on top of the female bird and appeared to dance a jig and gloat to all the other birds in the pen and only then did he go about to dog/bird farking the helpless female bird..  I honestly did not realize this was the mating ritual and yelled out "hey that bird is killing that other bird."   boss calmly said its no big deal.

This got me to thinking, how odd this was and thinking that in the human race, this kind of thing is frowned upon.

It's fairly close to the mating ritual in Danny DeVito's house too.


Funny story...
A bunch of years ago, my father and I were sitting on a bench by a pond.  This little female duck is going about her business...  A male comes running up, takes care of his business, and runs away. He runs back to a pack of other males, and for all intents and purposes high-fives them all.  A few minutes later, he came running back down and did it again.  He repeated this like 9 times.  My father and I were cracking the F up!
 
2013-05-17 04:29:16 PM

barefoot in the head: No duh; it's in womens' DNA, too.


No, for I think the reason men cheat is in the woman's jeans
 
2013-05-17 04:32:45 PM

munko: I work right beside a Rhea farm. A Rhea is a large ostrich-like bird. yesterday one of them decided it was time to mate.  what followed was one of the most violent rapey thing I have ever witnessed.  The male began swinging his beak into the female. She was helpless. He knocked her down and continued with a violent beak-pecking turned into a gloating as the male stood on top of the female bird and appeared to dance a jig and gloat to all the other birds in the pen and only then did he go about to dog/bird farking the helpless female bird..  I honestly did not realize this was the mating ritual and yelled out "hey that bird is killing that other bird."   boss calmly said its no big deal.

This got me to thinking, how odd this was and thinking that in the human race, this kind of thing is frowned upon.


Never been to a fraternity?
 
2013-05-17 04:32:59 PM
i14.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-17 04:42:12 PM

busy chillin': TheJoe03: busy chillin': whatever makes you feel better about yourself and your decisions.

We get it, you're morally superior.

maybe. I doubt it though. I've just never cheated and wanted to speak up. I seriously can't be alone in this?


Me neither (14 yrs married, 24 total together). I have some advantages though: I'm, technically speaking, ugly. (And flatulent).

/would like to think I wouldn't cheat even if I had the opportunity
//if any Farkettes want to test me, holler
 
2013-05-17 04:43:56 PM
Isn't control over our baser instincts what elevates man above common beasts? I mean, with the term "civilization" is the whole "civilized" bit. Wanting to stick my schnitzel into the nethers of most females I lay eyes on may be an instinct, but sometimes the urge to smash my wife's head through the wall feels like one, too. This isn't 'Nam, there are rules.
 
2013-05-17 04:47:06 PM

Corvus: He may be right but that doesn't remove the responsibility of the man.

Just because you are genetically wired to do something doesn't mean it's ok for you to do it.

Men and women are genetically ready to have sex after puberty, does he think that's ok too?


I can imagine Pat using that argument when discussing homosexuality.
 
2013-05-17 04:50:07 PM

Uncle Pim: Wait... isn't one of the conservative arguments against the homos that they're promiscuous?

Cheating on your wife seems way worse than casual sex.


As a Christian who is conservative I would agree with the statement that breaking the marriage vow is way worse than promiscuous sex.

But I also dont think sex out of wedlock is sinful, and I support marriage equality.

So I am different that way.

/Wanna have sex with different people? Cool - then don't get married.
 
2013-05-17 04:56:20 PM

busy chillin': I've never cheated...that fact won't change if she was standing here. My brother has never cheated. My dad never cheated. I have a bunch of guy friends that have never cheated.


How would you truly know? People don't exactly advertise that they've strayed. If Monica hadn't confided in Linda Tripp, what's the likelihood we'd have known about Clinton? If Broadwell hadn't gotten strangely suspicious of whatsername, would we know about Patraeus? The affairs we don't know about likely far outnumber the ones we do.

I've known people who cheated, who I would have thought were the least likely to do so. A *lot* of it is circumstance, a perfect storm of life stresses, inattention from one's partner, and just the wrong person at just the wrong time. (And in those cases, Once a Cheater is *not* always a cheater.)
 
2013-05-17 04:56:59 PM

Rickenbacker: Now for additional commentary, we turn to noted geneticist Joe Jackson...

[rockchicago.net image 504x301]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmMSoigohhs


But even he admits that it's different for girls.


I would say in classic Internet Generalization that there are basically TWO types of people who commit adultery:

1. The Adulterer who has a desire to fark as many partners as possible without concern for the partner nor their own spouse. This is driven by narcissistic belief that they're entitled to do whatever they want and the "normal rules" do not apply to them. This person will be a serial adulterer and do it no matter what the quality of their marriage. They'll do it after being caught. They'll do it even if they're getting plenty of quality sex at home. This is the "once a cheater; always a cheater."

2. The Adulterer who feels ignored and unloved at home. The spouse no longer farks or if there's farking, it's cold and joyless and loaded with the spouse's conditions, guilt, etc. While many will say, "oh, quit your whining and get a divorce", there is often some compelling reason why divorce is not seen as an option such as children, finances, or family expectations. This person will cheat to find some affection, even if it is fleeting. It may be sequential if a regular partner is not available. It is likely to stop if the spouse begins to express genuine affection in the manner the person needs. If the person divorces the first spouse and remarries a spouse who provides the desired affection, the person is unlikely to cheat again.
 
2013-05-17 04:58:06 PM
Farking stupid old wanker.
 
2013-05-17 04:59:31 PM

Truther: Uncle Pim: Wait... isn't one of the conservative arguments against the homos that they're promiscuous?

Cheating on your wife seems way worse than casual sex.

As a Christian who is conservative I would agree with the statement that breaking the marriage vow is way worse than promiscuous sex.

But I also dont think sex out of wedlock is sinful, and I support marriage equality.

So I am different that way.

/Wanna have sex with different people? Cool - then don't get married.


^this...

I'm a very liberal leaning person, but I consider breaking a marriage vow worse than promiscuous sex.  When you're single, who you fark is your business, when you get in a monogamous relationship, you're making a commitment to that person.

Also agree with the "wanna have sex with different people, cool, then don't get married" bit.

As a married person myself, of course you see good looking people and think "what I wouldn't do to murder that pussy", and then you stop yourself from acting on it.  I assume that's true with anyone in a committed monogamous relationship.  Those feelings to fark good looking people don't just go away, you acting on those urges is what changes.
 
2013-05-17 05:00:11 PM

Canton: nekom: Well, to be fair, he's not really wrong.

Not exactly wrong, no. But his unspoken implication is that men are simple beasts with no self-control. You know, like dogs who can't stop themselves from humping whatever leg happens to be handy.

Isn't that kind of insulting?

/To men.
//Not to dogs.
///Dogs don't care.


Well to be fair, wasn't that what Democrats and Farkers said about Bill Clinton?
 
2013-05-17 05:01:01 PM

99.998er: I have dreams about brokering a deal with TNT, TBS, MTV or any broadcaster willing to listen about setting up a pay-per-view cage match between Pat Robertson vs. Salman Rushdie Gina Carano or Ronda Rousey.


FTFY because fark Pat Robertson.  He needs a ass-whupping, and he needs a female to deliver it.
 
2013-05-17 05:03:50 PM

Cheron: Cheron: 1) I was mad by GOD in his image

I stick by the above spelling


www.reactionface.info
/If I weren't so crap at Photoshop I'd change it to "Oh, God mad."
 
2013-05-17 05:06:06 PM
The one thing that makes me mad about the whole "evolution made us to be polygamous, it's in our nature to want to spread our seed as far as possible" is the guys talking about will always wear a condom or if they don't, I guarantee that they will make sure the girl is on some kind of birth control. I doubt there are a lot of mentally healthy men out there that screw a whole bunch of women with the mindset that they're going to make sure they have a diverse next generation, intentionally getting girls pregnant. Are there guys out there like that? Yes, I'm sure but they're not the most successful. Like someone said, if you don't want to settle down with a nice girl fine, just stay single or do the whole friends with benefits thing which is at least better than an open marriage. But admit that you want no strings attached sex, and that there are other male viewpoints. Don't try to make a general insulting statement about all men that they can't control themselves when some obviously can and that you obviously don't want spread your seed if you use freaking birth control when your screwing.
 
2013-05-17 05:08:15 PM

Ninja Otter: busy chillin': I've never cheated...that fact won't change if she was standing here. My brother has never cheated. My dad never cheated. I have a bunch of guy friends that have never cheated.

How would you truly know? People don't exactly advertise that they've strayed. If Monica hadn't confided in Linda Tripp, what's the likelihood we'd have known about Clinton? If Broadwell hadn't gotten strangely suspicious of whatsername, would we know about Patraeus? The affairs we don't know about likely far outnumber the ones we do.

I've known people who cheated, who I would have thought were the least likely to do so. A *lot* of it is circumstance, a perfect storm of life stresses, inattention from one's partner, and just the wrong person at just the wrong time. (And in those cases, Once a Cheater is *not* always a cheater.)


I hear ya. I just wanted to post my thoughts and perspective on cheating.

I should stick to stupid one liners and bad puns.
 
2013-05-17 05:08:27 PM

Truther: /Wanna have sex with different people? Cool - then don't get married.


Or, don't get married to someone who wants a sexually exclusive marriage.
 
2013-05-17 05:18:22 PM

nekom: Well, to be fair, he's not really wrong.


Scary.
 
2013-05-17 05:29:32 PM

busy chillin': coldcuts: busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.


/breathe

Be sure to write back later when your wife isn't staring over your keyboard :>

derp.


I've never cheated...that fact won't change if she was standing here. My brother has never cheated. My dad never cheated. I have a bunch of guy friends that have never cheated.

But yeah, my wife is right here. Whatever makes you feel better.


Dude, people "defending" cheaters aren't necessarily cheaters, nor do we condone cheating. Just saying the *urge* to cheat is obviously present in us, too. Most people don't do it, and most of those who do (or don't) don't blame women or their own DNA.
 
2013-05-17 05:34:30 PM

nekom: Well, to be fair, he's not really wrong.


...Citation farking needed.

/We just recently mapped the human genome in the first place, and you think there's something as complex as  cheating built into  DNA?
 
2013-05-17 05:35:42 PM

Christian Bale: busy chillin': coldcuts: busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.


/breathe

Be sure to write back later when your wife isn't staring over your keyboard :>

derp.


I've never cheated...that fact won't change if she was standing here. My brother has never cheated. My dad never cheated. I have a bunch of guy friends that have never cheated.

But yeah, my wife is right here. Whatever makes you feel better.

Dude, people "defending" cheaters aren't necessarily cheaters, nor do we condone cheating. Just saying the *urge* to cheat is obviously present in us, too. Most people don't do it, and most of those who do (or don't) don't blame women or their own DNA.


i realize that.
 
2013-05-17 05:39:40 PM
I bet he's a fan of  Madmen.
 
2013-05-17 05:42:26 PM

AngryJailhouseFistfark: 2. The Adulterer who feels ignored and unloved at home. The spouse no longer farks or if there's farking, it's cold and joyless and loaded with the spouse's conditions, guilt, etc. While many will say, "oh, quit your whining and get a divorce", there is often some compelling reason why divorce is not seen as an option such as children, finances, or family expectations. This person will cheat to find some affection, even if it is fleeting. It may be sequential if a regular partner is not available. It is likely to stop if the spouse begins to express genuine affection in the manner the person needs. If the person divorces the first spouse and remarries a spouse who provides the desired affection, the person is unlikely to cheat again.


^--- Hey, that's me.
 
2013-05-17 05:45:11 PM

vernonFL: nekom: Well, to be fair, he's not really wrong.

this


He's not wrong for either gender
 
2013-05-17 05:49:45 PM

busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.

/breathe


Nothing Pat Robertson says pisses me off... he has senile dementia.  With that said, even as someone who is currently having an affair, yes, it's a choice.  It doesn't come down to some wierd genetic instinctual action kind of thing.  If someone is having an affair, it's because they chose to have an affair.  I doubt there are many here who think or are arguing otherwise.
 
2013-05-17 05:55:51 PM

busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.


/breathe


Well, there's at least two of us. From the looks of the thread a few others. I totally get the 'I'd like to ruin her figure!' impulse, perhaps it helps that the wife is bi so we compare notes on the women we see. It turns out we have similar taste in women.
 
2013-05-17 06:09:10 PM
If you are dumb enough to believe buy this, you deserve to be cheated on.
 
2013-05-17 06:23:08 PM
I must be an "alien" of high moral standing, because I have "never" cheated and never intend to (too strong of a conscious)

I'm happy being "set apart" from the herd in any way possible.


John 15:19ESV /


If you were of the world, the world would love you as its own; but because you are not of the world, but I chose you out of the world, therefore the world hates you.
 
2013-05-17 06:28:18 PM
Specfically, in our kissbutdonttelomeres.
 
2013-05-17 06:34:37 PM
I'm with Pat on this.
 
2013-05-17 06:51:55 PM

Fark U: I must be an "alien" of high moral standing, because I have "never" cheated and never intend to (too strong of a conscious)

I'm happy being "set apart" from the herd in any way possible.



Give it a few years.

And maybe you'll feel exactly the same.

Point being though, I don't think most people take their wedding vows with a belief that they will cheat on their spouse sometime down the road.  Rather, given enough time, some marriages end up such that with the right set of circumstances, one partner does have an affair.

I think most people, while their marriage is good, say and believe that they won't stray.  But marriages don't always stay that good.
 
2013-05-17 06:56:45 PM
Well, biologically speaking, he's right. He's still a twatwaffle, though.
 
2013-05-17 10:21:36 PM
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Does Pat look kind of like he's getting sucked off in this picture?
 
2013-05-17 10:56:03 PM

Kiwimann: Fark U: I must be an "alien" of high moral standing, because I have "never" cheated and never intend to (too strong of a conscious)

I'm happy being "set apart" from the herd in any way possible.


Give it a few years.

And maybe you'll feel exactly the same.

Point being though, I don't think most people take their wedding vows with a belief that they will cheat on their spouse sometime down the road.  Rather, given enough time, some marriages end up such that with the right set of circumstances, one partner does have an affair.

I think most people, while their marriage is good, say and believe that they won't stray.  But marriages don't always stay that good.


I'm 37 and haven't changed a lick as far as that goes.  Not married, and will likely never trust anyone enough to marry.  The way most people carry themselves in everyday life is an instant turnoff (no boundaries, risky, thrill seekers--no thanks) but I have channeled my energies into more important things (sublimation).
 
2013-05-17 11:11:45 PM
Well, the answer is clear then.

Ladies, we need to make sure this portion of the DNA is "selected against".

/science!
 
2013-05-17 11:13:37 PM

busy chillin': does this stuff piss anyone else off? I can't be the only guy on here that isn't a cheater? Never done it.

the "we can't control ourselves its in our dna horndog asshole male I can't think of anything but sex all day" image pisses me off.


/breathe


No, it's not just you. I have a higher opinion/expectation of guys as well.

/last post was snark, naturally.
 
2013-05-17 11:22:38 PM

Thisbymaster: I have never cheated, mainly because it will be a cold day in hell before two women like me at the same time.


 So the only reason you haven't cheated is because women don't like you enough for you to be able to do so.

.....

 Do you think that might be part of the reason why the women don't like you?
 
2013-05-17 11:31:00 PM

busy chillin': Khellendros: busy chillin': I've never cheated...that fact won't change if she was standing here. My brother has never cheated. My dad never cheated. I have a bunch of guy friends that have never cheated.

I notice that you speak with a lot of authority about other people.  You're either quite creepy, with a vast network of surveillance equipment and too much time on your hands, or incredibly naive.  The chance that every male member of your inner group of family and friends has been 100% faithful to their partners is practically zero (female as well).

bunch = every in your world? Of course I have friends that have cheated.

Jesus, I struck a nerve.


Indeed, it appears you did.

 I've never seen someone so pissed off on finding out that other people haven't cheated.
 
2013-05-17 11:59:48 PM
Charles Stanley was once almost replaced by the women in his church when he laid full responsibility for their husbands sexual happiness on them.  I say "almost" because all he did was read from "Song of Songs."  Why is that important?

Because cheating involves a cost benefit analysis - most men won't cheat if their wives put out regularly.  It's just not worth getting caught. It has little to do with morality.

Why do women cheat?  Mainly because during one short length of time in their cycle their bodies are primed to get pregnant, and preferably by an alpha male who they probably didn't marry.

Why does Pat Robertson say dumb shiat?  Because he's a douchebag that's going senile.

In my experience being faithful doesn't help, every adult male I'm blood related to has been kicked to the curb by at least one wife, and ALL of the adult women I'm related to have had multiple husbands.  AND they were the ones that initiated each divorce, and I'm pretty sure that if they had caught the men cheating they would have told EVERYBODY to make sure everyone took their side.

Yes I hate women. I also hate men.  You suck humanity.  You are a disappointment to your Creator in every last conceivable manner.  Toodles.
 
2013-05-18 12:22:28 AM
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2013-05-18 01:17:49 AM
Isn't Adultery there in the big Top 10? So, he's all for letting Adultery slide?
 
2013-05-18 01:48:44 AM
It's probably in our DNA to hit people in the head with a rock when they piss us off. We're just supposed to act a bit better than just responding to our basest instincts.
 
2013-05-18 06:42:46 AM
I got all kinds of inclinations caused by the nature of our bodies and the world they evolved in.. but guess what you fat hypocrite, I take responsibility for the decisions I make in response to those demands. Try it.
 
2013-05-18 08:05:28 AM

Jarhead_h: Charles Stanley was once almost replaced by the women in his church when he laid full responsibility for their husbands sexual happiness on them.  I say "almost" because all he did was read from "Song of Songs."  Why is that important?

Because cheating involves a cost benefit analysis - most men won't cheat if their wives put out regularly.  It's just not worth getting caught. It has little to do with morality.

Why do women cheat?  Mainly because during one short length of time in their cycle their bodies are primed to get pregnant, and preferably by an alpha male who they probably didn't marry.

Why does Pat Robertson say dumb shiat?  Because he's a douchebag that's going senile.

In my experience being faithful doesn't help, every adult male I'm blood related to has been kicked to the curb by at least one wife, and ALL of the adult women I'm related to have had multiple husbands.  AND they were the ones that initiated each divorce, and I'm pretty sure that if they had caught the men cheating they would have told EVERYBODY to make sure everyone took their side.

Yes I hate women. I also hate men.  You suck humanity.  You are a disappointment to your Creator in every last conceivable manner.  Toodles.



Alpha males, huh?  Is that why society has produced so many alpha offspring so far? 

/groupthink, let me parrot it for you
 
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