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(Greenwich Time)   Either this was a case of immaculate anteater conception, or Alf, the male, had somehow gotten the keys to Armani's pen one night in October   (greenwichtime.com) divider line 37
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2013-05-17 03:19:29 PM
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Immaculate conception? Ha! No problem!
 
2013-05-17 03:44:47 PM
It's the Anteater Messiah!
 
2013-05-17 04:26:28 PM
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2013-05-17 04:56:28 PM
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Not me, bud. You want the other guy.
 
2013-05-17 06:11:26 PM
Imagine the drama if humans could do this.
 
2013-05-17 06:43:05 PM
My uncle was an aunt eater.
 
2013-05-17 06:46:17 PM

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: It's the Anteater Messiah!


Jesus never said he'd be human when he came back.
 
2013-05-17 06:49:26 PM
These guys are needed 12 articles down

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2013-05-17 06:56:08 PM
I suspect alcohol was involved.

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2013-05-17 06:56:11 PM

Makh: Imagine the drama if humans could do this.


"Male anteaters are known to commit infanticide " - TFA

Imagine the drama if humans could do this!

/I know we COULD
//you know what I mean!
 
2013-05-17 06:58:51 PM
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Blame that guy.
 
2013-05-17 07:01:05 PM
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2013-05-17 07:01:55 PM
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I'm voting for it being satan
 
2013-05-17 07:02:46 PM
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Do you really think God would have sex with an anteater?
 
2013-05-17 07:04:32 PM
Anteaters have very long tongues.
 
2013-05-17 07:11:03 PM
Subby makes a common mistake. The "immaculate conception" has to do with Mary being born without original sin, which is a completely separate thing from the "virgin birth."
 
2013-05-17 07:13:13 PM
WTF is going on in those pics?  Are both 'babies' clinging to her back?  I need to start drinking... can't figure that out.
 
2013-05-17 07:16:35 PM

mongbiohazard: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: It's the Anteater Messiah!

Jesus never said he'd be human when he came back.


God has probably given up on humans, written them off as a lost cause and decided anteaters are better. Anteaters and ants will be all that survives whatever apocalypse is on the way.
 
2013-05-17 07:16:51 PM
Life, uh, uh... finds a way...
 
2013-05-17 07:20:58 PM

nipner: WTF is going on in those pics?  Are both 'babies' clinging to her back?  I need to start drinking... can't figure that out.


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Good God, man, you need to get out more.  Those "babies" are not clinging to her back, they are clearly affixed to her chest.

Dear Jerk: Subby makes a common mistake. The "immaculate conception" has to do with Mary being born without original sin, which is a completely separate thing from the "virgin birth."


Meh.  It still sounds better than "Human Parthenogenesis"
 
2013-05-17 07:23:58 PM
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2013-05-17 07:25:59 PM

Nidiot: mongbiohazard: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: It's the Anteater Messiah!

Jesus never said he'd be human when he came back.

God has probably given up on humans, written them off as a lost cause and decided anteaters are better. Anteaters and ants will be all that survives whatever apocalypse is on the way.


And Morrissey. I think he'll live on for eons sustained by his own misery
 
2013-05-17 07:27:57 PM

Parthenogenetic: nipner: WTF is going on in those pics?  Are both 'babies' clinging to her back?  I need to start drinking... can't figure that out.

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Good God, man, you need to get out more.  Those "babies" are not clinging to her back, they are clearly affixed to her chest.

Dear Jerk: Subby makes a common mistake. The "immaculate conception" has to do with Mary being born without original sin, which is a completely separate thing from the "virgin birth."

Meh.  It still sounds better than "Human Parthenogenesis"


I don't know...human parthenogenesis has a nice ring to it...a sci-fi vibe, if you will.
 
2013-05-17 07:44:26 PM

pxlboy: Parthenogenetic: nipner: WTF is going on in those pics?  Are both 'babies' clinging to her back?  I need to start drinking... can't figure that out.

[ww3.hdnux.com image 628x431]

Good God, man, you need to get out more.  Those "babies" are not clinging to her back, they are clearly affixed to her chest.

Dear Jerk: Subby makes a common mistake. The "immaculate conception" has to do with Mary being born without original sin, which is a completely separate thing from the "virgin birth."

Meh.  It still sounds better than "Human Parthenogenesis"

I don't know...human parthenogenesis has a nice ring to it...a sci-fi vibe, if you will.


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Still needs a spark.

/Bee can jelly can
 
2013-05-17 07:47:41 PM

Dear Jerk: Subby makes a common mistake. The "immaculate conception" has to do with Mary being born without original sin, which is a completely separate thing from the "virgin birth."


Yeah, big deal. All Good Jewish Boys think their Mother is a saint. And Virgin Birth is the norm rather than the exception. At least nobody likes to contemplate the alternative theories.
 
2013-05-17 07:49:59 PM
ALF! there's another suspect. In the other thread on this subject I pointed out the possibility that it was the Grea Gonzo. But ALF must be high on the list as well. Still sounds more like the Great Gonzo though. If he was drunk enoughm, an anteater might look like a Whatever like his alien self.
 
2013-05-17 07:57:39 PM
but since there was no formal scientific study done, there is no way to prove what took place.

Anteaters have X,Y sex chromosomes. Parthenogenesis in X,Y pairs must be female. Assuming that Archie is a male name, then we know it was some type of hanky panky.
 
2013-05-17 07:58:36 PM

pxlboy: Parthenogenetic: nipner: WTF is going on in those pics?  Are both 'babies' clinging to her back?  I need to start drinking... can't figure that out.

[ww3.hdnux.com image 628x431]

Good God, man, you need to get out more.  Those "babies" are not clinging to her back, they are clearly affixed to her chest.

Dear Jerk: Subby makes a common mistake. The "immaculate conception" has to do with Mary being born without original sin, which is a completely separate thing from the "virgin birth."

Meh.  It still sounds better than "Human Parthenogenesis"

I don't know...human parthenogenesis has a nice ring to it...a sci-fi vibe, if you will.


No one move a muscle as the dead come home
 
2013-05-17 08:14:06 PM

blatz514: [i.imgur.com image 400x512]


Ok folks, threads done. Clear out.

/laughed so hard a piece of chocolate donut came out of my nose
//ow
///you bastard
 
2013-05-17 08:15:41 PM
The pen was in fact a reincarnated deity with only the power to sign checks and nothing more. The name itself is unspeakable.
 
2013-05-17 08:34:01 PM
Why can't his sperm float on the breeze, like all decent organisms?
 
2013-05-17 08:54:35 PM

Mayhem of the Black Underclass: Why can't his sperm float on the breeze, like all decent organisms?


Please, he's no different from the rest of you organisms. Shooting DNA at each other to make babies. I find it offensive!
 
2013-05-17 09:26:56 PM
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2013-05-17 09:45:34 PM
Not sure why this is so surprising. Kangaroos do this all the time. Delayed implantation. Can even do it for years, in fact. And when they are enjoying a time of plenty (plenty of food & water, etc.), they can pop em out one right after another - as soon as one is out of the pouch, the next one goes "in the oven", so to speak. So, in a zoo, they'd be doing that all the time....
 
2013-05-17 09:52:36 PM
So Jesus comes back as an anteater....head asplode.
 
2013-05-17 11:25:57 PM

RealFarknMcCoy2: Not sure why this is so surprising. Kangaroos do this all the time. Delayed implantation. Can even do it for years, in fact. And when they are enjoying a time of plenty (plenty of food & water, etc.), they can pop em out one right after another - as soon as one is out of the pouch, the next one goes "in the oven", so to speak. So, in a zoo, they'd be doing that all the time....


According to TFA:

Stacey Belhumeur, species survival plan coordinator for the North American population of giant anteaters, and a zookeeper at Reid Park Zoo in Tucson, Ariz., said delayed implantation coinciding with another pregnancy has been observed in marsupials, but that it wasn't likely in giant anteaters.
"When she gives birth, her entire uterus is going to clear out," Belhumeur said. "Anything that's in her uterus, even another undeveloped embryo, would clear out."


Delayed implantation isn't something generally seen in placental mammals. So, it doesn't seem likely (not impossible, but probably unlikely)
 
2013-05-18 08:21:51 AM

pedobearapproved: I'm voting for it being satan


Yay blood orgy.
 
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