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(Opposing Views)   Bad: A cop shooting herself in the leg. Worse: Not admitting it. Fark: Leading to a massive manhunt for the gunman   (opposingviews.com) divider line 54
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2013-05-17 12:46:16 PM
Oh come on.

We've all got a story about that time we did something stupid and then blamed it on someone else so we wouldn't look like an idiot.

Like that time that one lady with the crazy eyes said she was kidnapped by Mexicans, but really she just didn't wanna get married.
 
2013-05-17 12:49:01 PM
Put your bullet back in your pocket, Barn.
 
2013-05-17 12:49:19 PM
Women, huh?

/The thread was gonna go there anyways.
 
2013-05-17 12:49:38 PM
Not this shiat again. At least last time the jackhole was on the hook for expenses.
 
2013-05-17 12:50:43 PM

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Women, huh?

/The thread was gonna go there anyways.


We can all agree there is no WAY it was HER fault. I'm sure she was just upset about something HE did, and wasn't thinking clearly.
 
2013-05-17 12:51:03 PM
ftfa: "you've got to think this unlucky officer has some disciplinary action coming her way."

I highly doubt it.

I take it the author of this article is from another planet?

Just the police's response alone tells us this will never be mentioned again.
 
2013-05-17 12:52:46 PM
She should just start crying and say she didn't realize she shot herself.
 
2013-05-17 12:52:49 PM
More Obama jackbooted thugs.
 
2013-05-17 12:53:23 PM
"Police spent hours questioning over 30 people who were at the party. At the hospital, doctors became suspicious of the officer's story when they discovered the bullet was fired down into her leg. Police checked the officer's gun and, surprise surprise, they found one bullet missing from the magazine."

Heh, so she really thought no doctors would notice how she was shot or that her gun wouldn't be checked?
 
2013-05-17 12:54:18 PM
Kind of like that whole manhunt in Boston where the cops ended up shooting each other and the terrorists didn't have any guns so the cops lied about them throwing bombs out of the car and shooting?
 
2013-05-17 12:55:23 PM
Seems like this happens on a sort-of regular basis. There was an LA USD cop who shot himself a couple of years ago, lied about it, etc.
 
2013-05-17 12:55:57 PM

JolobinSmokin: More Obama jackbooted thugs.


She is Canadian, so yeah, I'm sure she and her whole commie country are in league with our great socialist leader.

/you'd think a cop would know enough about basic forensics to know there's no way her story would hold up
 
2013-05-17 12:59:00 PM
Yet these are the only people that should be trusted with firearms. Also their testimony carries much greater weight in court than yours.
Nothing to see here citizen. Move along.
 
2013-05-17 01:00:01 PM
Nice Beretta in the pic.
 
2013-05-17 01:07:06 PM
A Quebec police officer

I had no idea Obama was King of Canada.
 
2013-05-17 01:09:00 PM
/you'd think a cop would know enough about basic forensics to know there's no way her story would hold up

Unless they've started teaching basic forensics in grade eight, I doubt she learned it before she dropped out.
 
2013-05-17 01:18:42 PM

skinink: "Police spent hours questioning over 30 people who were at the party. At the hospital, doctors became suspicious of the officer's story when they discovered the bullet was fired down into her leg. Police checked the officer's gun and, surprise surprise, they found one bullet missing from the magazine."

Heh, so she really thought no doctors would notice how she was shot or that her gun wouldn't be checked?


More importantly, why was her weapon not checked before questioning people?
 
2013-05-17 01:24:17 PM
GEEZ...why the hell would they let somebody who can't even drive handle a loaded gun?
 
2013-05-17 01:25:28 PM

2.bp.blogspot.com



Approves
 
2013-05-17 01:25:33 PM
This is the same police force during a job action had their cars vandalized. In a locked compound with video cameras on the cars and police in the station and still couldn't find any evidence. SRSLY
 
2013-05-17 01:26:02 PM
Most people would probably not admit to a mistake if they thought they could get away with blaming someone else (human nature), but that's doubly true of cops.  I believe that the first rule taught at the academy is, "A good copper never admits to anything."  Rule #2, "A good copper will always blame someone else for his own mistakes."

I bet there are tens of thousands of people in the US whose lives have been destroyed after being falsely accused by cops looking to cover their own asses.

/Never trust the police.
 
2013-05-17 01:29:55 PM
Running with your finger on the trigger. What Police Academy movie was she in.
 
2013-05-17 01:37:38 PM
Only the police should have guns.
 
2013-05-17 01:38:03 PM

JolobinSmokin: More Obama jackbooted thugs.


Had this occurred in the US, the cops would have found the gunman!
 
2013-05-17 01:43:37 PM

Ablejack: JolobinSmokin: More Obama jackbooted thugs.

Had this occurred in the US, the cops would have found the gunman!


===============

See my post above.
 
2013-05-17 01:44:23 PM
A cop is a lying POS? I'm shocked.
 
2013-05-17 01:51:16 PM
I own a Beretta PX4 Storm like the one in the article, and I have to say, it is one sweet-shooting pistol.
 
2013-05-17 01:52:07 PM

Fissile: Ablejack: JolobinSmokin: More Obama jackbooted thugs.

Had this occurred in the US, the cops would have found the gunman!

===============

See my post above.


yup.
 
2013-05-17 01:57:56 PM

hundreddollarman: I own a Beretta PX4 Storm like the one in the article, and I have to say, it is one sweet-shooting pistol.


I've been thinking about getting a compact 9mm but then I heard the gubberment bought all the bullets :-/
 
2013-05-17 01:58:58 PM

hundreddollarman: I own a Beretta PX4 Storm like the one in the article, and I have to say, it is one sweet-shooting pistol.


Me too. That's what caught my eye in this article.

/Type C, .40 cal.
 
2013-05-17 02:03:41 PM
How many loads is she gunna have to chow down on to suck her way outta this cluster fark?
 
2013-05-17 02:08:46 PM
HERself.

Explains everything.
 
2013-05-17 02:24:08 PM
Cops have been shooting themselves and other cops for a long, long time.

Usually accidentally.
 
2013-05-17 02:24:19 PM
This is a real dilemma for the cops.

On the one hand, she's a cop and she shot someone. That would mean she gets some paid time off.
On the other hand, she shot a cop. That would mean she gets the death penalty.
 
2013-05-17 02:26:24 PM

umad: A cop is a lying POS? I'm shocked.


You shouldn't be shocked.  Most gang members are lying P.O.S.
 
2013-05-17 02:27:54 PM
So, did the catch the Black guy?
 
2013-05-17 02:31:39 PM
I'm surprised they didn't arrest some poor black guy.
 
2013-05-17 02:31:44 PM
Bad: A cop shooting herself in the leg

Agreed. That's horrible. Get with the program officers go home and suck start those sidearms.
 
2013-05-17 02:34:13 PM

FTA

Police checked the officer's gun and, surprise surprise, they found one bullet missing from the magazine.
There were able to subtract 9 from 10 and ? How many officers -and man hours) did it take for them to accomplish that feat?
 
2013-05-17 02:35:43 PM

Fark_Guy_Rob: I'm surprised they didn't arrest some poor black guy.


I'm sure they hassled a few. Feel better?
 
2013-05-17 02:37:03 PM
skinink

Heh, so she really thought no doctors would notice how she was shot or that her gun wouldn't be checked?
Oh come on now. You're talking about a "profession" where half a dozen or so stood in front of their own recording devices and openly discuss how they A) Plant drugs and B) lie about accidents.
 
2013-05-17 02:42:27 PM

boarch: hundreddollarman: I own a Beretta PX4 Storm like the one in the article, and I have to say, it is one sweet-shooting pistol.

I've been thinking about getting a compact 9mm but then I heard the gubberment bought all the bullets :-/


A Beretta PX4 Storm compact model or just a compact 9mm in general? Size-wise, the PX4 is slightly larger than a Glock 19.
 
2013-05-17 03:00:52 PM
This isn't really a FARK story unless some innocent bystander is caught, convicted and incarcerated for like a decade or so before anyone figures out it was all a lie.

=Smidge=
 
2013-05-17 03:04:38 PM
 
2013-05-17 03:08:14 PM

Bullseyed: Kind of like that whole manhunt in Boston where the cops ended up shooting each other and the terrorists didn't have any guns so the cops lied about them throwing bombs out of the car and shooting?


Or the shooting in NYC where they hit the gunman and like 9 other people?  Or when they shot 2 petite Asian newspaper delivery ladies in a blue pickup when they were looking for a large black man in a grey SUV?
 
2013-05-17 03:22:46 PM
She must be related to this guy
a.usacarry.co

Or maybe this one
i.huffpost.com

That picture is so much funnier if you imagine he's trying to pocket a light saber.
 
2013-05-17 03:24:14 PM
Dusty Hill nods in appreciation . . .
 
2013-05-17 03:37:21 PM
Despite this setback, I'm sure they'll keep searching until they find the black man responsible.
 
2013-05-17 03:39:45 PM

MythDragon: She must be related to this guy
[a.usacarry.co image 500x386]

Or maybe this one
[i.huffpost.com image 570x238]

That picture is so much funnier if you imagine he's trying to pocket a light saber.


Here lies McGraw
Quick on the trigger
Slow on the draw.
 
2013-05-17 04:30:48 PM
Police checked the officer's gun and, surprise surprise, they found one bullet missing from the magazine.

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