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2013-05-17 11:51:22 AM  
Billy Joel taught him to drive.
 
2013-05-17 11:51:47 AM  
I knew what this story had to be before I clicked it.
 
2013-05-17 11:52:20 AM  
Well done subby!!
 
2013-05-17 11:53:59 AM  
RIP Morrissey
 
2013-05-17 11:54:30 AM  
Enjoy what you do!
 
2013-05-17 11:54:41 AM  
*golf clap*

Nicely done!
 
2013-05-17 11:55:00 AM  
good thing the paramedics and doctors chose life
 
2013-05-17 11:55:43 AM  
That's what happens when you give the driver a blow job on the motorway.
 
2013-05-17 11:55:55 AM  
One day you're on the top of the pop charts then you get caught masturbating in a public restroom.  It goes downhill from there.
 
2013-05-17 11:56:12 AM  
wreked'em?
 
2013-05-17 11:56:29 AM  
ftfa:  eight-week prison sentence in September 2010
Prison for 8 weeks? No jails in England? Also, something something gay holiday something. C'mon. It's teed up.
 
2013-05-17 11:56:45 AM  
"Wham"

BAM!

Thank you, Subby.
 
2013-05-17 12:01:32 PM  
he was just along for the ride

nobody remembers andrew ridgeley was in the driver's seat
 
2013-05-17 12:02:42 PM  
Wham bam thank you sir.
 
2013-05-17 12:02:59 PM  
Was he rear-ended?
 
2013-05-17 12:07:17 PM  
Is his butt ok?
 
2013-05-17 12:07:42 PM  
Wake me up before you go-go into that motorcycle
 
2013-05-17 12:07:44 PM  
Good headline, pal
 
2013-05-17 12:09:56 PM  
Cause you gotta have brakes, brakes, brakes - brakes, yeah!
 
2013-05-17 12:11:19 PM  
Vehicle in question:
cdn1.screenrant.com
 
2013-05-17 12:11:49 PM  

medius: he was just along for the ride

nobody remembers andrew ridgeley was in the driver's seat


FTFY
 
2013-05-17 12:11:54 PM  
hotpinklist.files.wordpress.com

RIP George Michael
 
2013-05-17 12:25:35 PM  

studs up: ftfa:  eight-week prison sentence in September 2010
Prison for 8 weeks? No jails in England? Also, something something gay holiday something. C'mon. It's teed up.


The whole jail/prison distinction is pretty much just a US thing.
 
2013-05-17 12:27:12 PM  

You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: studs up: ftfa:  eight-week prison sentence in September 2010
Prison for 8 weeks? No jails in England? Also, something something gay holiday something. C'mon. It's teed up.

The whole jail/prison distinction is pretty much just a US thing.


But what about the gaols?
 
2013-05-17 12:27:32 PM  
Witnesses describe the sound of the car crash as a Careless Whisper.
 
2013-05-17 12:32:48 PM  
That's a very rough 49.
 
2013-05-17 12:39:05 PM  
RIP, Ironic tag.
 
2013-05-17 12:41:33 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: RIP, Ironic tag.


It's been dead for years. Isn't that ironic?
 
2013-05-17 12:43:00 PM  

Fano: You'd turn it off when I was halfway across: studs up: ftfa:  eight-week prison sentence in September 2010
Prison for 8 weeks? No jails in England? Also, something something gay holiday something. C'mon. It's teed up.

The whole jail/prison distinction is pretty much just a US thing.

But what about the gaols?


None of those anymore, too much bloody singing.

To be honest the whole jail/prison distinction looks really weird from a British perspective.

We may not like our government much, but the idea of the local council being able to lock people up is farking terrifying.
 
2013-05-17 12:45:23 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Was he rear-ended?


Maeby.
 
2013-05-17 12:45:24 PM  
Gave a wham, gave a bam, but don't give a damn.
 
2013-05-17 12:57:14 PM  

sunderland56: That's what happens when you give the driver a blow job on the motorway.


Jesus, what's wrong with you? TFA said NOTHING about that. It said George Michael was a passenger, and the driver crashed and went to the hospital with head injuries and...

Oh.

Ouchie.
 
2013-05-17 01:04:28 PM  
I'm sure he'll recover and return to your nearest truck stop bathroom before long, you just gotta have faith.
 
2013-05-17 01:12:54 PM  

Glenford: medius: he was just along for the ride

nobody remembers andrew ridgeley was in the driver's seat

FTFY


thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2013-05-17 01:19:45 PM  
Submitted with a bett... no, same headline.

/ready to reup for TFark
 
2013-05-17 01:24:08 PM  

abhorrent1: wreked'em?


Damn near killed him
 
2013-05-17 01:27:51 PM  

sunderland56: That's what happens when you give the driver a blow job on the motorway.


content8.flixster.com
 
2013-05-17 01:30:50 PM  

blatz514: abhorrent1: wreked'em?

Damn near killed him


+1
 
2013-05-17 01:46:15 PM  

lesliessexxy: *golf clap*

Nicely done!


this...awesome subby!
 
2013-05-17 01:46:21 PM  
You for got the !, subby.

/WHAM!
//I was a teenaged Wham! fan
 
2013-05-17 01:56:20 PM  
Kudos for a succinct headline.

It's sad, though, George Michael having this terrible accident. He says he's never gonna dance again.
 
2013-05-17 02:00:16 PM  
Is he ever gonna dance again?
 
2013-05-17 02:00:18 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Kudos for a succinct headline.

It's sad, though, George Michael having this terrible accident. He says he's never gonna dance again.


He must've caused the accident then. Guilty feet have no rhythm.
 
2013-05-17 02:07:18 PM  
 
2013-05-17 02:09:07 PM  

halestorm20: I knew what this story had to be before I clicked it.


Yep.  Me too.


Speaking of cars being in an accident on their own...  I was just driving to lunch, and I see this poor guy on the other side of the highway with his font end smashed in.  Now, what was odd about this is that, his bumper was completely intact, and there was no other car around.

I thought it must have been a hit and run.
On the way back from lunch, I switched lanes to avoid a horrific tangled mess of a dead animal in my lane.  I mean, I couldn't even tell what it was.  Evidently, that's what caused the damage to that poor guy's car.
 
2013-05-17 02:09:32 PM  
Did he make a little room in his BMW?
 
2013-05-17 02:13:36 PM  

Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: ZeroCorpse: Kudos for a succinct headline.

It's sad, though, George Michael having this terrible accident. He says he's never gonna dance again.

He must've caused the accident then. Guilty feet have no rhythm.


Should've known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I've been given
 
2013-05-17 02:14:39 PM  

TheGogmagog: Rabid Badger Beaver Weasel: ZeroCorpse: Kudos for a succinct headline.

It's sad, though, George Michael having this terrible accident. He says he's never gonna dance again.

He must've caused the accident then. Guilty feet have no rhythm.

Though it's easy to pretend
I know your not a fool 
Should've known better than to cheat a friend
And waste the chance that I've been given


/Messed that up.
 
2013-05-17 02:16:36 PM  
Wham is going on tour again?

What?

Does anybody ever read the article before posting? How are you going to tell if the article is interesting if you haven't made sure the thread is going to be interesting?

And what better way is there of making the thread interesting than expressing you uninformed and irrelevant opinions on the subject at hand or any other subject?

It's the Way of the World Wide Web.

I can't speak for you but I find that my own version of events is often funnier and weirder than the facts.

Truth may be stranger than fiction, but fiction is still a lot of fun, at least for the author.
 
2013-05-17 02:18:53 PM  
They airlifted him to the hospital, and had three ambulances involved for "minor scrape and bruises"?????

That just doesn't add up.

/EMT so getting a kick... etc.
 
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