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(Daily Mail)   Case study in British measure of attraction: British celebrichef leaves wife for hot young chef. Commenters can't get over how hot his wife is and how unattractive the new woman is   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 39
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2013-05-17 12:21:24 PM
I feel like it's Opposite Day, Subby. Or is it like Daily Fail Hot=repugnant and trollish=blisteringly hot?
 
2013-05-17 12:23:00 PM
Jeff Foxworthy is better looking than the celebrichef.
 
2013-05-17 12:24:08 PM
Don't really have a comment pertinant to the story, so I'll post one of my new favorite memes instead:

i.qkme.me

Also: New chick is certainly CUTER than ex-wife, but I dunno if I'd say hot.
 
2013-05-17 12:24:53 PM
Perhaps I just need more coffee, but the infidelity of someone I have never heard of doesn't inspire me to, oh, hell, meh.
 
2013-05-17 12:29:37 PM
It's not a matter of hot or not. It's a simple equation of old vs new.
 
2013-05-17 12:31:54 PM
I once left my wife for Giada, but on my way out the door, I remembered I'd never met Giada, did not know where she lives and had no means of contacting her.

My face was pretty red when I walked back inside that day.
 
2013-05-17 12:38:04 PM
is that jeff foxworthy in one of the photos?
 
2013-05-17 12:40:18 PM

uptonogood: is that jeff foxworthy in one of the photos?


It's for his new upcoming game show, "Are You More Attractive than a British Person?"
 
2013-05-17 12:42:29 PM
Meh, 6 of one, half dozen of the other.
Ex-wife has British teeth and is older, but is a healthy-weight blonde.
New squeeze has a fivehead and an alien face.
 
2013-05-17 12:43:01 PM

uptonogood: is that jeff foxworthy in one of the photos?


Yes, he is the host of a CBS baking competition show, a copy of a British baking show where this guy is a judge, I guess he is judging the American version as well.
 
2013-05-17 12:52:48 PM
I think he downgraded too.
 
2013-05-17 01:13:29 PM
It's shocking that the elderly, racist white people who the Daily Mail frown upon a man leaving his elderly white wife for a cute Latina model.
 
2013-05-17 01:17:45 PM
I'm sure it has more to do with nationalism, with the ex wife being British and the new one being a Mexican of some sort. Plus they're wanting to be nice to  ex wife.
 
2013-05-17 01:19:10 PM
Eyebrows.

/or lack of them
 
2013-05-17 01:28:27 PM
b.rox.com
 
2013-05-17 01:28:46 PM

Hillbilly Jim: I think he downgraded too.


Have you ever seen her show? She's really cute in a Mila Kunis sort of way. I could see going for her.
 
2013-05-17 01:29:15 PM
Old chick isn't very attractive. New chick is creepy looking. Some sort of uncanny-valley thing going on.

I suppose the guy just really likes her "uncanny-valley". Wink wink, nudge nudge.
 
2013-05-17 01:38:31 PM
Has he put a bun in her oven yet?
 
2013-05-17 01:42:15 PM

farkeruk: Has he put a bun in her oven yet?


No, but I bet he's stuffed her  turkey a few times.
 
2013-05-17 01:49:40 PM
Paul Hollywood?

If that is your real name??

Judging by his pictures, that is the face of a guy who masturbates looking into a mirror.

I think the two ladies would be better off with each other.
 
2013-05-17 01:58:03 PM

FarkingReading: I once left my wife for Giada, but on my way out the door, I remembered I'd never met Giada, did not know where she lives and had no means of contacting her.

My face was pretty red when I walked back inside that day.


What are you, a quitter? I'm sure with a bit of internet "sleuthing", you should be able to track her down and give her the love that she so clearly desires.
 
2013-05-17 02:02:13 PM

Psylent1: I think the two ladies would be better off with each other.


Go oooonnnnn...
 
2013-05-17 02:40:40 PM
Celebrichef is not a word we need.
 
2013-05-17 02:41:13 PM
A male baking chef that is hetero?  Not convinced.

/i keed
 
2013-05-17 03:00:22 PM
Maybe his girlfriend was nicer to him than his wife?  But once the girlfriend becomes the new wife...
 
2013-05-17 03:08:48 PM

Psylent1: Paul Hollywood?

If that is your real name??

Judging by his pictures, that is the face of a guy who masturbates looking into a mirror.

I think the two ladies would be better off with each other.


Go on...
 
2013-05-17 03:14:19 PM

flondrix: Maybe his girlfriend was nicer to him than his wife?  But once the girlfriend becomes the new wife...


IT'S THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF WIIIIIIFE!
 
2013-05-17 03:30:22 PM
The George Clooney of baking?

I'm the Bobcat Goldthwait  of IT
 
2013-05-17 03:33:32 PM

Bastinado: The George Clooney of baking?

I'm the Bobcat Goldthwait  of IT


I'm the Tor Johnson of wing management.
 
2013-05-17 06:19:55 PM

cookiefleck: flondrix: Maybe his girlfriend was nicer to him than his wife?  But once the girlfriend becomes the new wife...

IT'S THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF WIIIIIIFE!


Word for goddamn word.  This is why I love Fark.
 
2013-05-17 06:20:01 PM

PizzaJedi81: farkeruk: Has he put a bun in her oven yet?

No, but I bet he's stuffed her  turkey a few times.


Probably basted her face a few times as well.
 
2013-05-17 06:28:52 PM

fusillade762: PizzaJedi81: farkeruk: Has he put a bun in her oven yet?

No, but I bet he's stuffed her  turkey a few times.

Probably basted her face a few times as well.


And marinated her tender succulent breasts, I'm guessing.
 
2013-05-17 06:31:54 PM

Opiate of the Lasses: cookiefleck: flondrix: Maybe his girlfriend was nicer to him than his wife?  But once the girlfriend becomes the new wife...

IT'S THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF WIIIIIIFE!

Word for goddamn word.  This is why I love Fark.


I agree. I was gonna post to cookie's comment, , "...and we're done here. Last one out turn off the f-ing lights."
 
2013-05-17 08:00:58 PM
If I could join in with this couple we could turn her into a rotisseree.
/or a Eiffel tower
 
2013-05-17 09:05:27 PM

laid back w/bud light: If I could join in with this couple we could turn her into a rotisseree.
/or a Eiffel tower


A fan of Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast, I see.
 
2013-05-17 09:06:55 PM
Semi famous old dude with lots of money leaves wife for younger hotter chick...... Film at 11....Yawn............
 
2013-05-17 10:15:46 PM
you know, i just read the article and there doesn't seem to be a shred of evidence that he cheated on his wife with this new chick, or that he's leaving his wife for the new chick at all.  it says he's getting divorced, and it says he worked with the new chick on some television show recently.  looks like wild speculation to me.
 
2013-05-17 11:17:21 PM

enderthexenocide: looks like wild speculation to me.


Hey, there. I'm PizzaJedi81, and I'd like to welcome you to the Entertainment tab. I mean, it's obvious you've not been over this way before. Lemme run ya through some things: ANY story about a chick, she's an attention whore. Whenever a celeb dude gets a divorce, it's because of a chick. There are some more, but those are the most pertinant.
 
2013-05-18 07:21:38 AM
I'd hit the girlfriend

I'd also hit the ex, with a hammer
 
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