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(YouTube)   Here you go, Fark: The winning (lvl 4 championship) performance from the 2013 Atlantic Pole Championship   ( divider line
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4558 clicks; posted to Video » on 17 May 2013 at 11:43 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-17 12:00:43 PM  
Watching that without sound was really awkward.
2013-05-17 12:01:44 PM  

EmperorSled: Watching that without sound was really awkward.

And somewhat terrifying. Like watching that girl from the Ring. But with poles.
2013-05-17 12:11:03 PM  
My wife's pole instructor can do a lot of those moves.  Absolutely fascinating.

\We're going to a pole graduation tonight!
\\Totally excited.
2013-05-17 12:12:31 PM  
Can't fap to this.

But I am going to use my pole to graduate my girlfriend later, if you know what I mean.
2013-05-17 12:17:37 PM  
Not really interested in pole dancing but at least the music was good.
2013-05-17 12:18:56 PM

I was expecting something more like Nantucket does with poles.

This crap really doesn't compare.
2013-05-17 12:28:45 PM  

/Lose the clown makeup
//Spend some time in the sun
2013-05-17 01:00:21 PM  
I just remembered where I had seen this lady before:
2013-05-17 02:02:17 PM  
Well that was awful.

Came in to say the Ring thing

thanks for ruining pole dancing ladies...
2013-05-17 03:41:56 PM  

FarkingReading: Can't fap to this.

Pfft, amateur.

/where's the 2013 Atlantic Fap Championship?
2013-05-17 04:04:49 PM  
"Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted, I'm performing my dance quintet, you know, my cycle?"
2013-05-17 05:10:28 PM  

Uzzah: FarkingReading: Can't fap to this.

Pfft, amateur.

/where's the 2013 Atlantic Fap Championship?

you think you are joking dont you?
2013-05-17 05:55:40 PM  
She could be the star zombie, the zombie leader, in an epic zombie movie. Zombie......(quite an athlete, that woman)
2013-05-17 06:52:31 PM  
Christ, thanks for the nightmares,  subby.
2013-05-17 07:05:40 PM
2013-05-17 07:07:01 PM  
mmmm beefy
2013-05-17 07:53:10 PM  
Never thought it could be poledancing and still leave me thinking: "Do not want"
2013-05-17 08:11:29 PM  
That was arguably the least sexy pole dance I've ever seen.  The chick from the Ukraine's Got Talent show was 1,000x better ....

2013-05-17 09:55:23 PM  
The whole bondage thing before she started...
And then it took forever to get to the pole.

Guess I'm just not the demographic, while it takes strength and stamina and all that,
she just wasn't, not sure the word, but she didn't do anything for me.
2013-05-17 10:12:33 PM  
yeah, saying your the best of mediocre not so good. The zombie bit was nice too, but not polished enough 6.5-7/10
2013-05-17 10:49:28 PM  
If I were a judge ...

"Okay, very nice dance. But we gave you two poles and it is in fact a pole dance contest. If we wanted some form of free expression gymnastics we would be judging 'Free form gymnastics.' Work on your routine and see you next year."

2013-05-17 10:59:58 PM  
I feel like I just did a microdot and played Borderlands with Grace Jones.
2013-05-18 05:17:46 AM  
I feel like Tubular Bells should be playing somewhere...
2013-05-18 10:38:19 AM  
2013-05-18 11:03:59 AM  

Sandor at the Zoo: "Dude, I finally got the venue I wanted, I'm performing my dance quintet, you know, my cycle?"

I'll be there, man.
2013-05-18 07:20:58 PM  
SunsetLament, thank you. but I wasted 10 minutes on searching a name...Anastasia Sokolova is the girl's name.

Blows away the scary broad in the poster's video 100x...

Later performance:
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