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(Celebslam)   Cindy Crawford found a can of Fountain of Youth water and shotgunned it   (celebslam.celebuzz.com) divider line 114
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2013-05-17 12:58:00 PM
I would. So would you.

Hell, we ALL would.
 
2013-05-17 01:02:09 PM
I would and more than once
 
2013-05-17 01:02:32 PM
I'll have me some of that.
 
2013-05-17 01:04:18 PM
Subby worked real hard on this headline, I see.
 
2013-05-17 01:05:00 PM
Yep. Go Straight to Cougartown. Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect $200.
 
2013-05-17 01:05:19 PM
So, the mods are greenlighting headlines that are copied straight from the link? And that link is Celebslam? Good work fellas
 
2013-05-17 01:05:20 PM
Looks just the same as she did when she was 22.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-17 01:09:39 PM
No, she looks her age.

She looks good for her age, no doubt. But she doesn't look like she's in her 20's or even 30's.

Cue the hilarious studman comments. I didn't say she was ugly, she just doesn't look like a magic trick.
 
2013-05-17 01:10:04 PM

Crewmannumber6: So, the mods are greenlighting headlines that are copied straight from the link? And that link is Celebslam? Good work fellas


Not only that, the mods are personally responsible for Nam, the Trail of Tears, and the agony of Christ.
 
2013-05-17 01:11:24 PM

brap: Crewmannumber6: So, the mods are greenlighting headlines that are copied straight from the link? And that link is Celebslam? Good work fellas

Not only that, the mods are personally responsible for Nam, the Trail of Tears, and the agony of Christ.


That explains a lot
 
2013-05-17 01:12:10 PM

Wellon Dowd: Looks just the same as she did when she was 22.

[i.imgur.com image 800x1153]


um, no she doesn't.

she's a gorgeous woman and would still hit all of it but i was a bit depressed to see the obvious bo-tox all over her face. it's not a terrible job or anything but its obvious.

i prefer when women allow themselves to age naturally.
 
2013-05-17 01:12:30 PM
I would so hit that.

But, let's be honest, that's a lot of really good, really expensive plastic surgery.
 
2013-05-17 01:16:15 PM
No she just looks that way because she smears mutant cantaloupe all over her face daily.
 
2013-05-17 01:18:20 PM
She's a very attractive 47 year old woman - nothing unusual.

imgace.com
48 years old

www.hollywoodchicago.com
57 years old.

Just because you hit 40 doesn't mean you have to turn into the crypt keeper - especially if you know how to take care of your body.
 
2013-05-17 01:18:53 PM
came for pics of her from years past, will return......
 
2013-05-17 01:21:08 PM

Wellon Dowd: Looks just the same as she did when she was 22.

[i.imgur.com image 800x1153]


I hope you were joking. Is that spackle between her boobs? She looks great but she still looks 47.
 
2013-05-17 01:24:16 PM
Her daughter is quite the looker and hopefully will pose in Playboy one day.

www.leahlive.com
 
2013-05-17 01:24:43 PM
More like she found a jar of "Oil of Delay"...

amirite?
 
2013-05-17 01:27:38 PM
She's been achingly hot for a very long time.. but in those pics, she's starting to look older, for the first time I've ever seen.

Granted, I'm 42, so that age gap wouldn't dissuade me.  But yeah, she's getting that artificial look at last.
 
2013-05-17 01:35:03 PM

Snapper Carr: She's a very attractive 47 year old woman - nothing unusual.

[imgace.com image 400x630]
48 years old

[www.hollywoodchicago.com image 365x479]
57 years old.

Just because you hit 40 doesn't mean you have to turn into the crypt keeper - especially if you know how to take care of your body.


I'll take care of their bodies.
 
2013-05-17 01:35:08 PM
Jesus, she looks like plastic.
 
2013-05-17 01:36:34 PM
The pic posted above shows how much make up she has on, used a very good trowel.   Still looking very hot at 47 and definitely aging well but she ain't 20 anymore and that may actually be a good thing gives us old guys hope.
 
2013-05-17 01:40:16 PM
meh... the mole looks like it's sagging... it's wasn't sexy 20 years ago, it's even less today.

And for 47, she's got plenty of ridges and wrinkles, including one eye that's looking pretty wonky.

Not that she's not a nice looking woman, but I've seen many women in their forties look a lot better... if she'd be 57 I'd say that she'd done well, but 47?.. nah.
 
2013-05-17 01:41:31 PM

lasercannon: Her daughter is quite the looker and hopefully will pose in Playboy one day.

[www.leahlive.com image 500x616]


She's, what, eleven?
 
2013-05-17 01:43:47 PM

Kid the Universe: Wellon Dowd: Looks just the same as she did when she was 22.

[i.imgur.com image 800x1153]

um, no she doesn't.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-17 01:44:12 PM

Ed Grubermann: lasercannon: Her daughter is quite the looker and hopefully will pose in Playboy one day.

[www.leahlive.com image 500x616]

She's, what, eleven?


isn't she a boy?
 
2013-05-17 01:46:03 PM

lasercannon: Her daughter is quite the looker and hopefully will pose in Playboy one day.

[www.leahlive.com image 500x616]


i149.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-17 01:46:47 PM

lasercannon: Her daughter is quite the looker and hopefully will pose in Playboy one day.

[www.leahlive.com image 500x616]


Christ I hope you're kidding.
 
2013-05-17 01:47:17 PM

lasercannon: Her daughter is quite the looker and hopefully will pose in Playboy one day.

[www.leahlive.com image 500x616]


genetic mole? is that a thing?
 
2013-05-17 01:49:13 PM

lasercannon: Her daughter is quite the looker and hopefully will pose in Playboy one day.

[www.leahlive.com image 500x616]


Speaking as a guy who will post a picture of Ariel Winter on the flimsiest of pretenses, I have to say "eww!"
 
2013-05-17 01:52:00 PM

lasercannon: Her daughter is quite the looker and hopefully will pose in Playboy one day.

[www.leahlive.com image 500x616]


That is Cindy's son Pressley. Her daughter Kaia is brunette...wait...you were being sarcastic!
 
2013-05-17 01:57:09 PM

lasercannon: Her daughter is quite the looker and hopefully will pose in Playboy one day.

[www.leahlive.com image 500x616]


4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-17 01:58:55 PM
Looks 47 to me. A good 47, but still 47.
 
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2013-05-17 01:59:58 PM
But you should see the painting in her attic!!!!
 
2013-05-17 02:05:46 PM

Wellon Dowd: Looks just the same as she did when she was 22.

[i.imgur.com image 800x1153]


Pretty close, yeah.  Sure, there are a few wrinkles and whatnots, but she looks nowhere near 47.

I think she eats babies to consume their youth.
 
2013-05-17 02:13:47 PM

sure haven't: No, she looks her age.

She looks good for her age, no doubt. But she doesn't look like she's in her 20's or even 30's.

Cue the hilarious studman comments. I didn't say she was ugly, she just doesn't look like a magic trick.


Agreed.  She's gorgeous and I'd hit it, but she looks like she's in her forties.
 
2013-05-17 02:16:38 PM

Snapper Carr: She's a very attractive 47 year old woman - nothing unusual.

[imgace.com image 400x630]
48 years old

[www.hollywoodchicago.com image 365x479]
57 years old.

Just because you hit 40 doesn't mean you have to turn into the crypt keeper - especially if you know how to take care of your body.


This. I'm 33 and dating a 45 year old. First gal I've been with who never smoked in her life and is very healthy conscious. It pays some serious dividends with regard to looks and energy.
 
2013-05-17 02:35:06 PM
No, she found a quack who would pay her to endorse a magic melon cream.  The commercial is hilarious.  I shiat you not, they use the phrase "youth molecule."
 
2013-05-17 02:40:22 PM

Wellon Dowd: lasercannon: Her daughter is quite the looker and hopefully will pose in Playboy one day.

[www.leahlive.com image 500x616]

Speaking as a guy who will post a picture of Ariel Winter on the flimsiest of pretenses, I have to say "eww!"


Hadn't heard of her, did a search, don't watch Modern Family but saw this in her Wikipedia page;
Ariel Winter obtained her first entertainment industry job in a Cool Whip commercial at age six

laughed at the tie-in to your comment.
 
2013-05-17 02:42:37 PM

sure haven't: No, she looks her age.

She looks good for her age, no doubt. But she doesn't look like she's in her 20's or even 30's.


Came in to say this.
 
2013-05-17 02:46:32 PM

Sensual Tyrannosaurus: Looks 47 to me. A good 47, but still 47.


Agreed.

/I'm 46 and look a lot younger, but that's probably because I'm fat and never go out in the sun.
//I do not in any way, shape, or form look anything like Cindy Crawford. That is one genuinely beautiful woman.
 
2013-05-17 02:47:00 PM
She's aging exactly like all the girls from DeKalb that grow up detasseling corn. Thanks Monsanto!
 
2013-05-17 02:53:48 PM

Wellon Dowd: lasercannon: Her daughter is quite the looker and hopefully will pose in Playboy one day.

[www.leahlive.com image 500x616]

Speaking as a guy who will post a picture of Ariel Winter on the flimsiest of pretenses, I have to say "eww!"


Funny, i was thinking that you had forgotten to sign in to your alt before posting.
 
2013-05-17 02:54:28 PM
Too much makeup. Obvious botox. And would it freaking kill her to smile or something? Losing 10-15 pounds will turn her into a cryptkeeper, so make sure that she gets her sammiches in...
 
2013-05-17 02:55:28 PM
The amount of botox in her face has left her with one expression.
 
2013-05-17 03:03:23 PM

madgonad: Too much makeup. Obvious botox. And would it freaking kill her to smile or something? Losing 10-15 pounds will turn her into a cryptkeeper, so make sure that she gets her sammiches in...


I'm willing to provide her other sources of protein.
 
2013-05-17 03:04:50 PM

ltdanman44: lasercannon: Her daughter is quite the looker and hopefully will pose in Playboy one day.

[www.leahlive.com image 500x616]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 310x380]


I'm wondering if there is one original, funny thought alive here on Fark.  I haven't seen any sign of it in over a year.
 
2013-05-17 03:10:30 PM
Maybe I'm just getting older, but the late 40's certainly no longer look like a boner graveyard.  My vote:

cdn2.maxim.com
48
 
2013-05-17 03:11:04 PM

Rubber Biscuit: ltdanman44: lasercannon: Her daughter is quite the looker and hopefully will pose in Playboy one day.

[www.leahlive.com image 500x616]

[4.bp.blogspot.com image 310x380]

I'm wondering if there is one original, funny thought alive here on Fark.  I haven't seen any sign of it in over a year.


Nothing is original anymore. Not even your statement.
 
2013-05-17 03:11:19 PM
Nice tits...but WHAT THE fark HAPPENED TO HER FACE?!?!?!?!?
 
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