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(ESPN)   Hey Chad Johnson, whatcha gonna do when they come for you?   (espn.go.com) divider line 27
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2013-05-17 11:55:34 AM
i.usatoday.net
 
2013-05-17 12:35:44 PM
big surprise.
 
2013-05-17 01:19:48 PM
I think I know where he is hiding:

static.ddmcdn.com

Though he could have picked someplace less conspicuous.
 
2013-05-17 01:20:37 PM
The sad thing is that as entertaining as he was, you could see this coming in his rookie year
 
2013-05-17 01:22:41 PM
Once a Bengal, always a Bengal.
 
2013-05-17 01:35:20 PM

Guelph35: Once a Bengal, always a Bengal.


So you think he might be hiding in Bangladesh... intredasting...
 
2013-05-17 01:38:03 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: So you think he might be hiding in Bangladesh... intredasting..


To be fair, an incessant tweeter like Chad can't really hide anywhere.
 
2013-05-17 01:38:41 PM
Man, if an unstable athlete and a reality TV star can't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us?
 
2013-05-17 01:39:21 PM

Wadded Beef: Man, if an unstable athlete and a reality TV star can't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us?


Make a sex tape.  That is where the hope of humanity lies.
 
2013-05-17 01:44:59 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: Wadded Beef: Man, if an unstable athlete and a reality TV star can't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Make a sex tape.  That is where the hope of humanity lies.


Sigh. (Puts on panda bear costume...)
 
2013-05-17 01:50:22 PM
They can throw all the charges at him they want, he'll drop them anyway.
 
2013-05-17 01:56:22 PM

BunkoSquad: They can throw all the charges at him they want, he'll drop them anyway.


Zing!
 
2013-05-17 02:17:09 PM
He could end up doing cinco to ocho, for this!
 
2013-05-17 02:17:52 PM
Make bail?

I'm gonna go with "Make bail", Alex.
 
2013-05-17 02:20:06 PM
They can throw all the charges at him they want, he'll drop them anyway.

OH, SNAP !
 
2013-05-17 02:28:01 PM
Change his name?
 
2013-05-17 02:45:04 PM
The reason they can't find him is that he's running the wrong route.
 
2013-05-17 02:45:40 PM

Wadded Beef: The All-Powerful Atheismo: Wadded Beef: Man, if an unstable athlete and a reality TV star can't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us?

Make a sex tape.  That is where the hope of humanity lies.

Sigh. (Puts on panda bear costume...)


i17.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-17 03:21:02 PM
Did they pull his urine sample off the IRS HQ sign?  Oh wait....
 
2013-05-17 03:24:24 PM
He's going to have an awkwardly long name when he decides to change it to his inmate number.
 
2013-05-17 03:52:50 PM
It's a crime to hit a reality "star"? Who'd thunk it.
 
2013-05-17 03:59:28 PM

groppet: It's a crime to hit a reality "star"? Who'd thunk it.


The bigger crime is to marry one.  Wonder how much that one month marriage cost him?
 
2013-05-17 04:02:17 PM

groppet: It's a crime to hit

Headbutt a reality "star"? Who'd thunk it.


As tempting as it is sometimes, even reality stars are considered people by the law.
 
2013-05-17 09:16:15 PM

caddisfly: groppet: It's a crime to hit a reality "star"? Who'd thunk it.

The bigger crime is to marry one.  Wonder how much that one month marriage cost him?


I wondered that when it happened. Cynical as I am I'm sure she netted a tidy sum and likely staged/lied the whole incident. The guy does come off as being a bit dim (trying to be nice, he can be entertaining).
 
2013-05-17 09:41:13 PM
 
2013-05-18 02:33:11 AM
From elite athlete to nubianr in two years.
 
2013-05-18 09:56:45 AM
Ocho, Ocho
Ocho Cinquo
Ocho Cinquo
In the clink you go.
 
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