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(New York Daily News)   Waaaaaaaay better ingredients, way better pizza   (nydailynews.com) divider line 10
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20574 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 May 2013 at 12:47 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-05-17 01:03:06 PM  
5 votes:
COCAINE TRIFECTA!

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2013-05-17 12:07:44 PM  
5 votes:
He delivered pizza for Papa John's in Brooklyn - but cops said he made his real dough selling coke on the side.

passionatepennypincher.com

Hey.  When you've contracted with a company to sell their product, you best not be selling stuff from the competitor or you're going to jail.
2013-05-17 01:21:15 PM  
3 votes:
So, WTF are they doing with all of the purchased/confiscated coke?
Dumping it in Minnesota lakes?
2013-05-17 02:10:43 PM  
2 votes:
Hey, a man's gotta find some way to pay for his health insurance.
2013-05-17 12:56:22 PM  
2 votes:
"He used to hit us for money for food and gas," said Mohammad Ali,

His requests gave me the shakes.
2013-05-17 02:53:10 PM  
1 votes:

srgrobe: blatz514: Something somthing, pizza...what's this, TGIF celebrity photos!

[assets.nydailynews.com image 635x500]

that sure is a lot of coke in the background


There's a background?
2013-05-17 01:43:34 PM  
1 votes:
One of the guys who worked at the same pizza joint I did told me that once the door was answered by a drunk, completely naked chick.  Knocked him speechless for a few seconds.  Then he heard a guy behind her say, "Put on some clothes for chrissake."  So she pulled on a sweater.

My most memorable story was delivering to the shady part of town once, and when I went in, there were four young black guys and a great big pile of white powder on a table.  They were, incidentally, as polite as they could be, and they gave me a decent tip.  My average tip from college students over three years was $0.00, but they were very generous with helpful screamed tips like "YOU'RE LATE MOTHERFARKER."
2013-05-17 01:41:07 PM  
1 votes:

ComicBookGuy: As a former pizza deliveryman, I was always amused at all the potheads I kept delivering to.


Man, if I had a dollar for every time someone offered me weed or beer, I'd have doubled my tips.
2013-05-17 01:14:25 PM  
1 votes:
I have something here that will put a little pep in your roni.
2013-05-17 12:54:21 PM  
1 votes:
That is because he does not have a wicked jump shot.
 
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