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(CBC)   Fat, high on crack and stupid is no way to go through life... uh... Mr. Mayor   ( divider line
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2013-05-17 03:01:01 PM  
2 votes:

Resolute: Evil Canadian: OptionC: Aaaannnnddd.... Gawker has opened a Crackstarter campaign to raise the money to buy video.  Figured that was coming.

Not sure they can raise $200K, though

What's worse is apparently the Somali dealers involved want to move to Calgary and start over. Do they know how bad the murder rate is for young Somalis in Alberta? It's as bad as Toronto though probably not as bad as Somalia.It might be better to get a new start in some place quieter, like Yellowknife or Iqaluit.

In fairness, that was Edmonton, and the murder rate in Edmonton last year was such that no actual demographic group was safe.

I always get a kick out of Rob Ford though.  Especially since he and Nenshi came in around the same time.  Meanwhile, Naheed Nenshi is so popular, nobody is really willing to run against him yet.

Nenshi cracks me up. More politicians should have his sense of humour.
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2013-05-17 02:45:26 PM  
2 votes:

cordelia_3: Can we have Lastman back? Please??

NNNOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo buddy
2013-05-17 01:08:17 PM  
2 votes:
"Absolutely not true," he said outside his Etobicoke home on Friday morning. "It's ridiculous. It's another Toronto Star whatever," he said before getting into his van...

down by the river?
2013-05-17 12:47:41 PM  
2 votes:
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It's been done
2013-05-17 12:46:23 PM  
2 votes:
It's clearly not a barry good idea..
2013-05-17 12:44:06 PM  
2 votes:
biatch set him up?
2013-05-17 02:16:50 PM  
1 vote:
Cadillac Escalade.

Yup. Crack.
2013-05-17 02:04:26 PM  
1 vote:

conjecture and hearsay: This guy is hilarious

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Indeed. This is the mayor of Canada's largest city.
2013-05-17 01:55:03 PM  
1 vote:

here to help: stir22: personally, i would have went with "fat, stupid and high on crack".....rolls off the tongue easier.  but, i have no greens so don't listen to me.

I was originally gonna go with "Fat, dumb and high on crack" but I figured I'd get Animal House Nazi'd. Actually I'm surprised this got greened because of the original thread (that I missed). Admins brought a little joy to my otherwise crummy day.


congrats on the green!!!

/Drew, would it KILL you to give me one green?  ONE green?
//i've been soooo good lately....
2013-05-17 01:30:31 PM  
1 vote:

Mambo Bananapatch: Grumpy Cat: Well, I didn't vote for him.

Thank you for that. Nor did I.

And I hope that there is an especially unpleasant section of hell reserved for those who did.

That ring of hell is called the 905.

They're already there.
2013-05-17 01:19:29 PM  
1 vote:
I would too if I had to publicly root for the Maple Leafs.
2013-05-17 12:51:12 PM  
1 vote:
Forget the corruption, criminal acts, ethics violations, and illogical policies. It's the buffoonery that really makes Rob Ford so endearing.
2013-05-17 12:47:07 PM  
1 vote:
He's fat.  He's white.  He's Canadian.  And he smoked crack?

Something doesn't add up here.

The only thing I can figure is that the biatch set him up.
2013-05-17 12:43:19 PM  
1 vote:
personally, i would have went with "fat, stupid and high on crack".....rolls off the tongue easier.  but, i have no greens so don't listen to me.
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