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(CBC)   Fat, high on crack and stupid is no way to go through life... uh... Mr. Mayor   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Toronto, crack cocaine, Toronto Star  
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5255 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 May 2013 at 12:41 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-17 03:16:26 PM  
1 vote:
Dude. You live in Canada. You have access to some of the strongest pot in the world. What the hell are you smoking crack for?

And how the fark is somebody that fat and a basehead at the same time?
2013-05-17 02:16:50 PM  
1 vote:
Cadillac Escalade.

Yup. Crack.
2013-05-17 01:30:31 PM  
1 vote:

Mambo Bananapatch: Grumpy Cat: Well, I didn't vote for him.

Thank you for that. Nor did I.

And I hope that there is an especially unpleasant section of hell reserved for those who did.

That ring of hell is called the 905.

They're already there.
2013-05-17 01:19:35 PM  
1 vote:
I wonder if there's a way to force this issue. He's a publicly paid employee. Therefore he HAS to submit to a drug test. Hair and follice will show if he's ingested coke within the last 90 days.
2013-05-17 01:04:54 PM  
1 vote:
Spelled thusly?  F-O-R-D-D
2013-05-17 12:56:58 PM  
1 vote:

stir22: personally, i would have went with "fat, stupid and high on crack".....rolls off the tongue easier.  but, i have no greens so don't listen to me.

I was originally gonna go with "Fat, dumb and high on crack" but I figured I'd get Animal House Nazi'd. Actually I'm surprised this got greened because of the original thread (that I missed). Admins brought a little joy to my otherwise crummy day.

2013-05-17 12:51:12 PM  
1 vote:
Forget the corruption, criminal acts, ethics violations, and illogical policies. It's the buffoonery that really makes Rob Ford so endearing.
2013-05-17 12:49:57 PM  
1 vote:
This guy is hilarious
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