brantgoose: Welcome to the world of the Red Queen Ant, where you have to run as fast as you can just to stay in place, and much harder than that if you want to get anywhere.
Truther: But - does their bite hurt as badly as a fire ant's?
blatz514: boarch: tlchwi02: DubtodaIll: [img708.imageshack.us image 451x374]man i love that game. still fun to playwhat is it?That's not important right now
boarch: tlchwi02: DubtodaIll: [img708.imageshack.us image 451x374]man i love that game. still fun to playwhat is it?
blatz514: What a crazy ant may look like...[sas.guidespot.com image 290x387]
muck4doo: The bad thing is the fire ants and crazy ants are driving the Harvester Ants to extinction. When i was a kid I used to see harvester ants all over Texas. In the last 11 years I've only seen 2 harvester ant mounds. The Horny Toads depend on them for food. So, that is bad. At the same time, I also got the hell bit and stung out of me by harvester ants, so them being gone is also good, but not for the horny toads. Come to think of it, i haven't seen a horny toad since i was a kid either.
muck4doo: MythDragon: musicmanboston: CSB Time:[Marine Core Story]CSB Time over.What is really awesome about fire ants, is they don't sting right away. No sir. They move in, set up little ant camps, invite the folks over, and when the party is at full capacity, they chant "One.....Twoooooooo.....THREE!" and all start farking stinging at once. That's how you end up with an entire leg full of red swarming death instead of just one sting from the first ant to reach your ankle.I grew up in Florida, so I know you pain. Also went to basic at Ft Jackson (otherwise know as 'fireant hill') Flutter kicks + fire ants = FFFFFUUUUUUU/Not a fan of the flying farking cockroaches either, that dive bomb you in the face for turning on the lights. Or get back up after you stomp them like that roach in WALL-ELOL! June Bugs?
TheDirtyNacho: blatz514: What a crazy ant may look like...[sas.guidespot.com image 290x387]Are those her retirement beanie babies?
Jacob_Roberson: their spread can be limited if people are careful not to transport them inadvertentlyGood luck with that. You're counting on large numbers of people to a) give a damn, b) not be jokers and do it intentionally, c) pay attention enough to even know, d) do all that in a concerted way. Good luck herding those cats.
SoupJohnB: Maybe they should be declared as "illegal aliens" by Congress, subject to any current or potential immigration laws/I know, I know; Get thee to the Politics Tab
The All-Powerful Atheismo: blatz514: boarch: tlchwi02: DubtodaIll: [img708.imageshack.us image 451x374]man i love that game. still fun to playwhat is it?That's not important right nowYou're just arguing simantics.
B.L.Z. Bub: jehovahs witness protection: My uncle got rid of my crazy aunt before she could do permanent damage.Hahaha...NO. The correct pronunciation of "aunt" is "ahnt", so that joke does not work. But nice try.
Dimensio: Crazy ants.Crants.
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