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(New York Daily News)   ProTip: Remember, while discussing financial issues with your girlfriend Do Not break wind in her face, she will get cut you man   (nydailynews.com) divider line 37
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2013-05-17 09:27:33 AM  
Did Bizzaro write this headline?
 
2013-05-17 09:28:02 AM  
The whole thing?
 
2013-05-17 09:28:32 AM  
Great jorb subs.
 
2013-05-17 09:28:32 AM  
That's just rude!
 
2013-05-17 09:28:48 AM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: The whole thing?


accidentally.
 
2013-05-17 09:29:39 AM  
I don't think I can do this 67 more times
 
2013-05-17 09:31:52 AM  
Who is "cut you man?"
 
2013-05-17 09:33:30 AM  
You've got a fast car and I want a ticket to go anywhere...
 
2013-05-17 09:33:44 AM  

amindtat: Who is "cut you man?"


starsmedia.ign.com
 
2013-05-17 09:36:30 AM  
If I learned nothing else (and I didn't) from watch a couple of Jack Vale's "pooter" videos, it's that black folks REALLY don't like to be farted on.
 
2013-05-17 09:37:28 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: If I learned nothing else (and I didn't) from watch a couple of Jack Vale's "pooter" videos, it's that black folks REALLY don't like to be farted on.


cause their on METH
 
2013-05-17 09:39:12 AM  
Subby din'nt subbmit propper grammer? That's a stabbin'
 
2013-05-17 09:40:42 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: If I learned nothing else (and I didn't) from watch a couple of Jack Vale's "pooter" videos, it's that black folks REALLY don't like to be farted on.


What about non-black folks? Do they like to be farted on?

/thatsracist.gif
 
2013-05-17 09:41:54 AM  

Jon iz teh kewl: Prank Call of Cthulhu: If I learned nothing else (and I didn't) from watch a couple of Jack Vale's "pooter" videos, it's that black folks REALLY don't like to be farted on.

cause their on METH


no u r

/no, you really are. Everyone knows.
//"they're" btw, if you're gonna be racist at least do it right.
///subby still takes the fail on this one
 
2013-05-17 09:42:10 AM  
That pretty much IS a cuttin' offense.
 
2013-05-17 09:43:09 AM  
That headline is a mess.
 
2013-05-17 09:44:29 AM  

s1ugg0: That headline is a mess.


Worse than a shart........fart with an accidental the whole thing, surprise.
 
2013-05-17 09:45:00 AM  

King Something: What about non-black folks? Do they like to be farted on?


As far as I could tell, white people tended to be all uptight and passive and roll their eyes and scootch away, while black people were pretty straightforward about it: "AW HELL NO!" and would call the dude out.
 
2013-05-17 09:45:39 AM  
Shut up Meg.
 
2013-05-17 09:45:51 AM  

King Something: Prank Call of Cthulhu: If I learned nothing else (and I didn't) from watch a couple of Jack Vale's "pooter" videos, it's that black folks REALLY don't like to be farted on.

What about non-black folks? Do they like to be farted on?

/thatsracist.gif


I can't speak for everyone, but yes.
 
2013-05-17 09:46:27 AM  
Deborah Ann Burns, 37, allegedly knifed her lover of six years - Willie Butler, 53 - as they watched television in their Immokalee apartment last week.

years??
 
2013-05-17 09:46:30 AM  

ChipNASA: s1ugg0: That headline is a mess.

Worse than a shart........fart with an accidental the whole thing, surprise.


Never trust a fart.
 
2013-05-17 09:47:19 AM  
They cut cheese, you cut their face, it's the Florida way.
 
2013-05-17 09:48:25 AM  
What a Fart might look like...

i4.ytimg.com

second time I got to post this in 30 minutes.  Thermal fart trifecta in play.
 
2013-05-17 09:53:17 AM  
thetoolsman.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-05-17 09:56:13 AM  
screenday.files.wordpress.com

Approves.
 
2013-05-17 09:56:30 AM  
OK I'll take the fail, blaming it on the vicodin ..2 surgeries in 2 days. Don't let them tell you that penis reduction ain't a biatch.


///Subby
 
2013-05-17 09:57:02 AM  
how does this shiat get greened?  seriously, how?
 
2013-05-17 10:33:46 AM  

Brick-House: What a Fart might look like...



second time I got to post this in 30 minutes.  Thermal fart trifecta in play.


wow that's somewhere between hilarious and awful. it looks potent.
 
2013-05-17 10:37:09 AM  
Disrespectful. I'd use a bat myself.
 
2013-05-17 10:43:42 AM  
LOL

That is so awesome

In the FACE!!
 
2013-05-17 01:10:37 PM  
Author of TFA is a Moran.
 
2013-05-17 01:15:16 PM  

Brick-House: What a Fart might look like...

[i4.ytimg.com image 480x360]

second time I got to post this in 30 minutes.  Thermal fart trifecta in play.


Holy shait, is that funny!  However, there is no way it can be true.  The FLIR is set for "white hot", so black would imply cooler temps.  I would think a fresh from the oven fart would be pretty warm...or at least mine are.
 
2013-05-17 01:17:15 PM  
Howcome they just have a pic of the boyriend in prison garb...and not the GF?
 
2013-05-17 03:49:16 PM  
Butler got up to go to the kitchen and broke wind on her head.

That is one of the best sentences I've read all week.
 
2013-05-18 12:27:02 AM  
I bet she got pink eye.
 
2013-05-18 05:00:54 AM  
Subby owes me a gallon of eye bleach,  ARSHOLE!
 
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