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(Cosmopolitan)   And here are Cosmo's 31 most sexually arousing movies of all time. No, they didn't list porn...well, other than Top Gun with its volleyball scene   (cosmopolitan.com) divider line 105
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2013-05-17 09:11:19 AM  
 
2013-05-17 09:14:45 AM  
Fails without the '99 version of "The Thomas Crown Affair" and Rene Russo in that dress.

Also fails without Rachel Ward all sweaty with the Dude in "Against All Odds".
 
2013-05-17 09:15:51 AM  
 
2013-05-17 09:17:28 AM  
Annnnnd it hit a big old fail early on by including Twilight. There are a lot of sexy movies on there, but I'm going to have to call lame on this list.
 
2013-05-17 09:17:40 AM  
Guess they've never seen 'Bound'...
 
2013-05-17 09:20:13 AM  
Diane Lane. 'Nuff said.
 
2013-05-17 09:20:43 AM  

peachpicker: Guess they've never seen 'Bound'...


I've only seen about 5 minutes of Bound....but what a five minutes.
 
2013-05-17 09:21:29 AM  

PizzaJedi81: peachpicker: Guess they've never seen 'Bound'...

I've only seen about 5 minutes of Bound....but what a five minutes.


That movie is more then 15 minutes long? Huh. Hadn't heard.
 
2013-05-17 09:21:52 AM  
No 300? No Watchmen?

www.allmystery.de
 
2013-05-17 09:23:00 AM  
Oh and one I know they've left off their list (because man oh man did it work out for me and the Mrs):

i43.tower.com

/kevin bacon = FAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
 
2013-05-17 09:24:30 AM  
anneheche.free.fr

Specifically for the Joan Chen/Anne Heche scenes.

/Walken playing a psycho mob boss as a bonus.
 
2013-05-17 09:26:03 AM  

MichiganFTL: No 300? No Watchmen?

[www.allmystery.de image 600x300]


Some of the best sex my wife and I ever had was after watching 300, so...yeah, there's that.
 
2013-05-17 09:27:28 AM  
Um, Secretary?
 
2013-05-17 09:27:51 AM  

Snapper Carr: [anneheche.free.fr image 333x475]

Specifically for the Joan Chen/Anne Heche scenes.

/Walken playing a psycho mob boss as a bonus.


Nice.

Got to get the UR version for those scenes though.

Want to know why Anne Heche thought she was gay for a few years? This movie is EXACTLY why.
 
2013-05-17 09:29:31 AM  
Damn that was a very pink website.
List fails without Calvaire
 
2013-05-17 09:34:19 AM  
Eyes Wide Shut did not give me a chubby, it made me uncomfortable
 
2013-05-17 09:35:22 AM  
Pretty sure the average Farkers idea of sexy and the average Cosmopolitan reader's idea of sexy are bound to be radically different.

That said, list fails without Team America.
 
2013-05-17 09:38:04 AM  
starsmedia.ign.com

That's Cosmo. He's Chinese.
 
2013-05-17 09:49:08 AM  
No the dreamers? Yeah that was one stupid farking list. Really? Farking twilight?
 
2013-05-17 09:52:32 AM  
No Schindler's List on the list?
 
2013-05-17 09:55:17 AM  
Name of the Rose. You know the scene. I think it leaves most people breathless. Bonus: Christian Slater was 15 at the time.
 
2013-05-17 10:02:49 AM  
oooh, I got one. Funny Games. The American version. The scene where Naomi Watts is forced to disrobe in front of her kid. Hard as a rock.
 
2013-05-17 10:05:07 AM  
cdn-8.nflximg.com

This has some sexy scenes too.
 
2013-05-17 10:05:51 AM  
I swear I'm the only person who was not aroused by 9 1/2 Weeks.  Felt like borderline sadism, apparently that doesn't work for me.  And the food scene felt overly-contrived.

Do need to check out some of the other movies on the list that I missed - I do enjoy Patrick Wilson.
 
2013-05-17 10:06:08 AM  
Sienna Miller dancing in Layer Cake always makes me happy. No nudity, but sexy as all hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmPQCNkbko


Also, anything Gina Gershon is in. She has a lifetime achievement award.
 
2013-05-17 10:06:21 AM  
They listed History of Violence and indicate that she jumped him on the stairs.

I don't think the writer saw the movie, Or maybe recalled the cheerleading outfit scene.
 
2013-05-17 10:08:55 AM  
Two Moon Junction

Bitter Harvest

The Last Seduction

list fails
 
2013-05-17 10:13:18 AM  
Sadly missing Henry & June, and Sex & Lucia
 
2013-05-17 10:14:34 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Eyes Wide Shut did not give me a chubby, it made me uncomfortable


EWS wasn't sexy; it was just somewhat boring.
 
2013-05-17 10:16:08 AM  
Cosmo? Sexy? I didn't even know there were movies about UFIAing your man, or giving him Indian burns on the peener.
 
2013-05-17 10:17:53 AM  

LDM90: ng him Indian burns on the peener.


Well, what am I gonna do with this hard on now?
 
2013-05-17 10:20:16 AM  
That list just shortened my sex life by ten minutes.

How can a list of sexually arousing movies not involve Jenny Agutter?

And fark The Notebook.
 
2013-05-17 10:21:13 AM  
In all seriousness, just frickin get Cinemax, put some stuff on your DVR and there ya go. Or just get real porn.

Whichever might work best for your SO.

I mean, some of these movies are awesome, don;t get me wrong. I'm just saying if you want sexy time, just tell her "Hey, let's have sexy time watching THIS stuff."

Unless you married a prude. Then sorry about that.
 
2013-05-17 10:31:31 AM  

TheLopper: Sienna Miller dancing in Layer Cake always makes me happy. No nudity, but sexy as all hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmPQCNkbko



The cigarette is an automatic turnoff for me. Some guys like that stuff, but it's not my bag, baby.
 
2013-05-17 10:36:03 AM  

roughridersfan: TheLopper: Sienna Miller dancing in Layer Cake always makes me happy. No nudity, but sexy as all hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmPQCNkbko


The cigarette is an automatic turnoff for me. Some guys like that stuff, but it's not my bag, baby.


Good, more cancer whores for the rest of us.
 
2013-05-17 10:43:13 AM  

Dwight_Yeast: Crewmannumber6: Eyes Wide Shut did not give me a chubby, it made me uncomfortable

EWS wasn't sexy; it was just somewhat boring.


I like it, but I'm surely not going to propose that it's one of the thirty-one most arousing movies of all time.

Or even arousing, although Nicole certainly is lovely.
 
2013-05-17 10:43:26 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Eyes Wide Shut did not give me a chubby, it made me uncomfortable

yawn.

FTFM
 
2013-05-17 10:45:15 AM  

TheLopper: Sienna Miller dancing in Layer Cake always makes me happy. No nudity, but sexy as all hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzmPQCNkbko


Also, anything Gina Gershon is in. She has a lifetime achievement award.


Sienna Miller made Keene Eddie watchable.
 
2013-05-17 10:47:58 AM  
Cant see the list at work.

But I hope these made it.

Jade
9 1/2 weeks
 
2013-05-17 10:49:08 AM  
Fellow Seattlites will know what I mean.

cdn.crooksandliars.com

/What's weak this week?
 
2013-05-17 10:56:22 AM  
Jamie lee curtis doing the striptease in true lies is pretty hot. Also elizabeth shue's lap dance in leaving las vegas.

/dnrtfa
 
2013-05-17 11:04:39 AM  
Ahhh yes, Unfaithful.  Every Cosmo-reading suburban housewife's wet dream.
 
2013-05-17 11:06:35 AM  
List fails without the opening sex scene in "I spit on your grave"
 
2013-05-17 11:11:44 AM  

KJUW89: I swear I'm the only person who was not aroused by 9 1/2 Weeks.  Felt like borderline sadism, apparently that doesn't work for me.  And the food scene felt overly-contrived.

Do need to check out some of the other movies on the list that I missed - I do enjoy Patrick Wilson.


Nope - you aren't the only one.  It was an S&M thing, but it just was all WTH for me.

And 'Fear'?  Really?  The whole 'He's psychotic' thing just killed any attempts at sexy.
 
2013-05-17 11:11:52 AM  
For guys? Heatbreakers. And no, I'm not talkin bout Sigourney folks.

www.hollywoodjesus.com
 
2013-05-17 11:12:30 AM  

Gunderson: List fails without the opening sex scene in "I spit on your grave"


Dude, that movie (the original) was farked up in so many ways.

Wireless Joe: Fellow Seattlites will know what I mean.

[cdn.crooksandliars.com image 460x380]

/What's weak this week?


Almost Live was great!
 
2013-05-17 11:14:55 AM  
Dirty Dancing = about statutory rape, come on.  Fun, but a little creepy.
Pretty Woman = utterly ridiculous prostitute love story.  Vacuous un-sexy crap.
Cruel Intentions = sociopathic, emotionally sadistic teens.  Total boner shrinker.
Twilight = ... farking Twilight.  No.
Mulholland Drive = one scene of lesbian action, 2 hours of David Lynch cinematically masturbating in your face.
Y Tu Mama Tambien... ok they get this one.  That was farking hot.

Not really a good list, obviously.
 
2013-05-17 11:20:23 AM  
They list Cruel Intentions instead of Dangerous Liaisons? That is all I need to know about the quality of this list.
 
2013-05-17 11:22:58 AM  

No Such Agency: Cruel Intentions =

The best on-screen girl-girl kiss ever filmed.

/FTFY
 
2013-05-17 11:27:15 AM  
What ? No "Boxing Helena"?
 
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