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(Geek Tyrant)   No need to panic fans. There will be an Expendables 3. Tentatively titled: Harrison Ford is Older Than Us   (geektyrant.com) divider line 24
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2013-05-17 08:28:19 AM
Wesley Snipes and Jackie Chan? I'm ok with this.
 
2013-05-17 08:46:05 AM
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2013-05-17 09:04:36 AM
Expendables 1 was an amusing idea ruined by dark scenes and jittery camera work and editing worthy of an ADHD baboon in the throes of crack withdrawal.

Expendables 2 was an entertainingly over-the-top popcorn action flick.

I'm tentatively ok with Expendables 3.

(just in case you were wondering, Sly)
 
2013-05-17 09:11:22 AM

Therion: Expendables 1 was an amusing idea ruined by dark scenes and jittery camera work and editing worthy of an ADHD baboon in the throes of crack withdrawal.

Expendables 2 was an entertainingly over-the-top popcorn action flick.

I'm tentatively ok with Expendables 3.

(just in case you were wondering, Sly)


Same boat, except I enjoyed #1 a bit more than you...save for the fact that the bad guy who plays Angel on Dexter seems like the biggest sweetheart of a bear in real life.

Add the fact that for some inexplicable reason my wife loves these movies, and I'll be there opening night.
 
2013-05-17 09:39:18 AM
I set up twitter to text me all of Stallone's tweets.

It brightens my days.
 
2013-05-17 09:58:58 AM
Expendables 1 was ruined when none of them turned out to be expendable. Even bad Dolf turned good? (I think, I forget now). Movie should have been them all dying in various mega action ways.
 
2013-05-17 10:18:59 AM
They need to add the chick from Haywire. She might be a better fighter than all of them except the Asian guys.
 
2013-05-17 10:35:46 AM
Shiat yea Expendables 3. At the rate they're going, we're going to have a fully CGI Stallone and Arnold in there by #4, and they're going to be pulling guys like Shaq and Eddie Murphy in just to have fresh faces.Keep 'em coming I say, they're hilariously bad.
 
2013-05-17 10:38:40 AM
Also, Fed Ward and Kurt Thomas should totally be in Expendables 4. Make it happen, Sly.
 
2013-05-17 10:41:32 AM
Being as I am not some "Oh I only watch the artsiest of high brow foreign movies" guy. I want to be the first to voice NOT my indifference but my undying love of these movies. You heard me I love senseless action movies and I am damn proud of it!!!
 
2013-05-17 10:46:51 AM
Kurt Russel is badly needed in these movies.

And Adam Baldwin.
 
2013-05-17 10:51:19 AM

Sapper_Topo: Being as I am not some "Oh I only watch the artsiest of high brow foreign movies" guy. I want to be the first to voice NOT my indifference but my undying love of these movies. You heard me I love senseless action movies and I am damn proud of it!!!


*Fist bump*
 
2013-05-17 11:06:21 AM

jackrazz: Sapper_Topo: Being as I am not some "Oh I only watch the artsiest of high brow foreign movies" guy. I want to be the first to voice NOT my indifference but my undying love of these movies. You heard me I love senseless action movies and I am damn proud of it!!!

*Fist bump*


What an Expendables fan fist bump may look like.
 
2013-05-17 11:17:53 AM

the dizzle: jackrazz: Sapper_Topo: Being as I am not some "Oh I only watch the artsiest of high brow foreign movies" guy. I want to be the first to voice NOT my indifference but my undying love of these movies. You heard me I love senseless action movies and I am damn proud of it!!!

*Fist bump*

What an Expendables fan fist bump may look like.


Damn blocked I wont know if youre being a douche or giving us the mad props we DESERVE!
 
2013-05-17 11:23:04 AM

INeedAName: They need to add the chick from Haywire. She might be a better fighter than all of them except the Asian guys.


If I'm not mistaken, I believe a female version of Expendables is being made with Gina Carano and katee Sackhoff already signed.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2363008/
 
2013-05-17 11:26:39 AM
But Sly, there's already been a Hollywood rendition of The Raid, it was called Dredd, and it rocked.
Time for a new idea.
 
2013-05-17 11:27:21 AM

the dizzle: I set up twitter to text me all of Stallone's tweets.

It brightens my days.


Has he ever tweeted 'Yo, Adrian'? That would be funny.
 
2013-05-17 11:31:31 AM

Sapper_Topo: the dizzle: jackrazz: Sapper_Topo: Being as I am not some "Oh I only watch the artsiest of high brow foreign movies" guy. I want to be the first to voice NOT my indifference but my undying love of these movies. You heard me I love senseless action movies and I am damn proud of it!!!

*Fist bump*

What an Expendables fan fist bump may look like.

Damn blocked I wont know if youre being a douche or giving us the mad props we DESERVE!


Here's a hint: The last 4 movies I've seen on opening day are Rocky Balboa, Rambo, The Expendables and The Expendables 2.
 
2013-05-17 11:33:57 AM

the dizzle: Sapper_Topo: the dizzle: jackrazz: Sapper_Topo: Being as I am not some "Oh I only watch the artsiest of high brow foreign movies" guy. I want to be the first to voice NOT my indifference but my undying love of these movies. You heard me I love senseless action movies and I am damn proud of it!!!

*Fist bump*

What an Expendables fan fist bump may look like.

Damn blocked I wont know if youre being a douche or giving us the mad props we DESERVE!

Here's a hint: The last 4 movies I've seen on opening day are Rocky Balboa, Rambo, The Expendables and The Expendables 2.


*Fist Bump*
 
2013-05-17 12:31:47 PM
I'm with you guys.  I love the Expendables movies.  Nothing beats an action movie that doesn't take itself seriously.
 
2013-05-17 02:03:16 PM
I only moderately enjoyed the first film, did not watch the second film, will totally watch the third film if it reboots Wesley Snipes' career!
 
2013-05-17 02:45:48 PM

sea_monkey: INeedAName: They need to add the chick from Haywire. She might be a better fighter than all of them except the Asian guys.

If I'm not mistaken, I believe a female version of Expendables is being made with Gina Carano and katee Sackhoff already signed.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2363008/


There may be two:

Mary Sue Link 1
Mary Sue Link 2
 
2013-05-17 05:20:52 PM
Sackhoff's in the new Riddick, and she looks hotter then ever. Her tits somehow got bigger and more awesome.
 
2013-05-18 07:52:22 AM
Know what this film needs?

A black Robert Downey Jr.
 
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