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(Orlando Sentinel)   Feds asking for public help to find predators, though they admit sometimes it's hard because they turn invisible   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 50
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2013-05-17 07:32:53 AM
You're one *UGLY* motherfarker.
 
2013-05-17 08:54:38 AM
Geese you got a big pussy
 
2013-05-17 09:01:39 AM
Feds asking for public help to find predators, though they admit sometimes it's hard because they turn invisible

Not totally, he has a tall tell shimmer.

And they're looking in the wrong place. Predator only hunts in tropical jungles. I assume. And desperately hope
 
2013-05-17 09:05:47 AM
Sorry, Floridians, there's something out there waiting for you, and it ain't no man. You're all gonna die.
 
2013-05-17 09:32:43 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: Geese you got a big pussy


Geese you got a big pussy
 
2013-05-17 09:45:51 AM

ArkAngel: IdBeCrazyIf: Geese you got a big pussy

Geese you got a big pussy


images.fineartamerica.com
 
2013-05-17 09:47:08 AM

kronicfeld: Feds asking for public help to find predators, though they admit sometimes it's hard because they turn invisible

Not totally, he has a tall tell shimmer.

And they're looking in the wrong place. Predator only hunts in tropical jungles. I assume. And desperately hope


Nope.

/Better than most people give it credit for.
 
2013-05-17 09:58:19 AM
www.blogcdn.com
 
2013-05-17 10:11:51 AM

dittybopper: Nope.

/Better than most people give it credit for.


I will argue it is better than the first one, actually, aside from the stupid "Predator won't kill the pregnant lady" part.  That always annoyed me.
 
2013-05-17 10:21:30 AM
If it bleeds, we can put it on a registry and make it live under a bridge.
 
2013-05-17 10:25:25 AM
You can't see the eyes of the demon, until him come callin'.
 
2013-05-17 10:26:34 AM
Wait, so does this mean they're cropping child porn? Doesn't that mean they would have to have it on their computer?

Doesn't that mean we should arrest them?
 
2013-05-17 10:27:07 AM
And here I thought someone would just drone on about it.
 
2013-05-17 10:28:56 AM
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2013-05-17 10:32:13 AM

jars.traptone: Wait, so does this mean they're cropping child porn? Doesn't that mean they would have to have it on their computer?

Doesn't that mean we should arrest them?


THey could use the confiscated computers, whose owners have been arrested.
 
2013-05-17 10:34:01 AM

serpent_sky: dittybopper: Nope.

/Better than most people give it credit for.

I will argue it is better than the first one, actually, aside from the stupid "Predator won't kill the pregnant lady" part.  That always annoyed me.


Actually, I can see that.  It makes *PERFECT* sense.

For example, right now, spring turkey season is ending where I live.   During the fall season, you can take a turkey of either sex, but in the spring season, males only, because the hens have to watch over their eggs and/or poults.

Remember that the predators are in it for the *SPORT*.
 
2013-05-17 10:34:31 AM
stick this up your sore ass
 
2013-05-17 10:37:26 AM

sjmcc13: jars.traptone: Wait, so does this mean they're cropping child porn? Doesn't that mean they would have to have it on their computer?

Doesn't that mean we should arrest them?

THey could use the confiscated computers, whose owners have been arrested.


Right, but still, they possess it. It's under their control, in their custody, or whatever. Isn't it illegal to do that, no matter what?
 
2013-05-17 10:39:11 AM

willyshorts: dittybopper: You're one *UGLY* motherfarker.

Why? Are there motherfarkers who are handsome?


I've heard tell that Oedipus was a handsome lad, until he plucked his eyeballs out.
 
2013-05-17 10:40:09 AM

serpent_sky: dittybopper: Nope.

/Better than most people give it credit for.

I will argue it is better than the first one, actually, aside from the stupid "Predator won't kill the pregnant lady" part.  That always annoyed me.


Agreed in that I like 2 better than 1. The Governator in a fist-fight with a hulking alien monster, I'd put even odds on Arnold winning; less sense of danger for the main character. Danny Glover on the other hand...yeah, he has no chance of winning toe-to-toe; made the climax more interesting.

And I had no problem with Maria Conchita Alonzo surviving. The whole point of being a Predator is the thrill of the hunt and taking down worthy prey. Killing the pregnant lady wouldn't have been an 'honorable' kill, and the Predators show in the end that they do live by a code of honor.

/So, what happened to El Scorpio?
//He's out front, having lunch
 
2013-05-17 10:40:39 AM

Andrew Wiggin: stick this up your sore ass


I wouldn't wish this thread on a broke-dick dog.
 
2013-05-17 10:42:02 AM
Child predators? I thought they were talking about drones...
 
2013-05-17 10:48:51 AM
WOw, could there possibly be a more inappropriate link embedded in this story than this one?:
<http://www.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment/os-maxim-hot-100-2013-p ic tures-20130513,0,7100769.photogallery" target="">Photos: Maxim Hot 100 for 2013
 
2013-05-17 10:52:34 AM

Magorn: WOw, could there possibly be a more inappropriate link embedded in this story than this one?:
<http://www.orlandosentinel.com/entertainment/os-maxim-hot-100-2013-p ic tures-20130513,0,7100769.photogallery" target="">Photos: Maxim Hot 100 for 2013


Glad I wasn't the only who saw that.
 
2013-05-17 10:53:58 AM

willyshorts: Predators should be jailed PERIOD. And no to American sexual harassment... The US have been racked by sexual crimes and they are increasing.
[awespendo.us image 388x321]


WTF does that comic mean!?
 
2013-05-17 10:54:26 AM
Why haven't they contacted Chris Hansen for help?  I've heard he's pretty good at catching predators.

data.whicdn.com
 
2013-05-17 10:59:47 AM

PsyLord: Why haven't they contacted Chris Hansen for help?  I've heard he's pretty good at catching predators.

[data.whicdn.com image 252x315]


He's doing a Reddit AMA at 2 today, over under on how many times he is asked to have a seat over there.
 
2013-05-17 11:22:39 AM

serpent_sky: dittybopper: Nope.

/Better than most people give it credit for.

I will argue it is better than the first one, actually, aside from the stupid "Predator won't kill the pregnant lady" part.  That always annoyed me.


Well, it was established in the first one they don't kill anyone without a weapon, and the unborn kid had no weapon of course, and killing her would have killed the unborn kid, hence he doesn't. Seems straightforward enough.
 
2013-05-17 11:29:04 AM

xria: serpent_sky: dittybopper: Nope.

/Better than most people give it credit for.

I will argue it is better than the first one, actually, aside from the stupid "Predator won't kill the pregnant lady" part.  That always annoyed me.

Well, it was established in the first one they don't kill anyone without a weapon, and the unborn kid had no weapon of course, and killing her would have killed the unborn kid, hence he doesn't. Seems straightforward enough.


But he was born with a map of Europe with him.
 
2013-05-17 11:34:55 AM
I may be tired from a lack of sleep and not enough coffee, but that headline made me chuckle. Bravo, subs.
 
2013-05-17 11:38:09 AM
fc07.deviantart.net
Okay, there are two predators and one Marine in this picture.
Can you spot them?
 
2013-05-17 11:38:20 AM

willyshorts: dittybopper: You're one *UGLY* motherfarker.

Why? Are there motherfarkers who are handsome?


My Dad is pretty handsome.
 
2013-05-17 11:40:10 AM

serpent_sky: dittybopper: Nope.

/Better than most people give it credit for.

I will argue it is better than the first one, actually, aside from the stupid "Predator won't kill the pregnant lady" part.  That always annoyed me.


Why?  I thought it fit.  You throw back the female fish with eggs, hunt bucks, etc.
 
2013-05-17 11:46:41 AM

Boeheimian Rhapsody: ...that headline made me chuckle. Bravo, subs.


Indeed. I was wondering about the 'invisible' comment until I clicked on the link...the photo of the perp is a blank white square.

/yeah...that'll help catch 'em!
 
2013-05-17 11:48:12 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-17 11:52:53 AM

serpent_sky: dittybopper: Nope.

/Better than most people give it credit for.

I will argue it is better than the first one, actually, aside from the stupid "Predator won't kill the pregnant lady" part.  That always annoyed me.


he's pro-life, you dirty abortion loving hippie.
 
2013-05-17 11:56:08 AM
static.rateyourmusic.com
 
2013-05-17 11:59:05 AM

seniorgato: [fc07.deviantart.net image 850x615]
Okay, there are two predators and one Marine in this picture.
Can you spot them?


Cool pic.  Is the Marine in the tree, and are the predators lions?

/or what?
 
2013-05-17 12:02:43 PM
Yeah but you can still see them if you look hard enough.
 
2013-05-17 12:04:40 PM

SoupJohnB: seniorgato: [fc07.deviantart.net image 850x615]
Okay, there are two predators and one Marine in this picture.
Can you spot them?

Cool pic.  Is the Marine in the tree, and are the predators lions?

/or what?


Trick question, I think, because the 5 Ninjas in the pic killed everyone else.
 
2013-05-17 12:04:49 PM
 
2013-05-17 12:32:24 PM
Hmm. Well, in any case, I don't see anybody at all because of this, so how the fark am I supposed to help identify someone without a link to what they look like?? That (creepy) audio clip could be anybody.
 
2013-05-17 12:41:21 PM

kronicfeld: Not totally, he has a tall tell shimmer.


WTF?
 
2013-05-17 01:17:22 PM

dabbletech: kronicfeld: Not totally, he has a tall tell shimmer.

WTF?


I must have had a minor stroke when copying and pasting that.
 
2013-05-17 01:24:27 PM
Much like the search for sexual predators, though, it gets a little blurry..
 
2013-05-17 01:26:50 PM
They are in Nashville.  Hope that helps.
 
2013-05-17 01:27:17 PM

kronicfeld: dabbletech: kronicfeld: Not totally, he has a tall tell shimmer.

WTF?

I must have had a minor stroke when copying and pasting that.


I was in the middle of a little stroke too, but just switched to the other hand. Glad you're okay.
 
2013-05-17 01:43:37 PM
i LOVE how theres a link to the Maxim Hot 100 for 2013 right in the middle of the article...about child porn...does anyone else think thats wrong? or is it just me?
 
2013-05-17 02:18:47 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-17 09:31:26 PM

Andrew Wiggin: serpent_sky: dittybopper: Nope.

/Better than most people give it credit for.

I will argue it is better than the first one, actually, aside from the stupid "Predator won't kill the pregnant lady" part.  That always annoyed me.

he's pro-life, you dirty abortion loving hippie.


That's terrible. I only love clean abortions, myself.
 
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