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(TMZ)   Tests confirm Farrah Abraham did not get pregnant from anal sex   (tmz.com) divider line 56
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2013-05-17 08:55:58 AM
i.stack.imgur.com
 
2013-05-17 08:57:00 AM
Remarkable.
 
2013-05-17 08:58:16 AM
who?
 
2013-05-17 09:00:13 AM

ablank: who?


www.morrisonhotelgallery.com

She rode the magic bus.
 
2013-05-17 09:01:41 AM
imgc.allpostersimages.com
 
2013-05-17 09:02:33 AM
I'm suprised.

I heard she had many sons.
 
2013-05-17 09:05:41 AM
Ya know...it wasn't just anal in that video, so it's not outside the realm of possibility that she COULD have gotten preggers. But, I mean...come ON!
 
2013-05-17 09:17:50 AM
Hey, with today's deficiencies in sex ed, people need to know these things.
 
2013-05-17 09:19:37 AM

ablank: who?


www.waddywood.com
 
2013-05-17 09:21:16 AM
Well, did she use the test correctly?  Cause if it's from anal sex, she would have to crap on the pregnancy test instead of pee on it, amirite?
 
2013-05-17 09:29:08 AM

Brick-House: ablank: who?

[www.waddywood.com image 550x670]


new attention whore pic?
 
2013-05-17 09:38:04 AM
Well if first you don't succeed, try try again...
 
2013-05-17 09:39:48 AM
You know, it's not impossible. If residue is dripping out, hint hint...
 
2013-05-17 09:40:09 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: I'm suprised.

I heard she had many sons.


And many sons had Farrah Abraham.

/and I am one of them
//and so are you
 
2013-05-17 09:43:27 AM
Just don't look! Just don't look!

/Guarantee void in Tennessee.
 
2013-05-17 09:48:04 AM
Like James Deen would take any chance at that.
 
2013-05-17 09:54:59 AM

tricycleracer: Like James Deen would take any chance at that.


I'm surprised this chick didn't pull the "he knocked me up!" card. Deen should just stick to farkng  professional porn chicks.
 
2013-05-17 10:17:52 AM
Can we stop talking about this chick now.   She is a professional porn actress and from now on be only referred to as such.
 
2013-05-17 10:21:08 AM

Jim from Saint Paul: I'm suprised.

I heard she had many sons.


[Funny]
 
2013-05-17 10:25:29 AM

amindtat: Jim from Saint Paul: I'm suprised.

I heard she had many sons.

And many sons had Farrah Abraham.

/and I am one of them
//and so are you


So let's all praise MTV

Right arm.

Farrah Abraham...

/first bite I have gotten on that in any of these threads
//+1 to obscurity for you
 
2013-05-17 10:29:07 AM
i513.photobucket.com

She could be having a "butt baby"
 
2013-05-17 10:31:37 AM
Good. Like we need more lawyers in the world
 
2013-05-17 11:04:45 AM
OK. I've seen this name thrown around now. Did she make some kind of adult-type video? Is it any good? Where can I find it?
 
2013-05-17 11:06:57 AM
Charlie Chingas:
OK. I've seen this name thrown around now. Did she make some kind of adult-type video? Is it any good? Where can I find it?

What do you think the odds are that it is at all good, compared to erotica filmed with a cast of experienced professionals?
 
2013-05-17 11:13:10 AM

PsyLord: Well, did she use the test correctly?  Cause if it's from anal sex, she would have to crap on the pregnancy test instead of pee on it, amirite?


Coffee, keyboard. You owe me.

Charlie Chingas: OK. I've seen this name thrown around now. Did she make some kind of adult-type video? Is it any good? Where can I find it?


Yes. No. Look up 'Backdoor Teen Mom' on Redtube/Youporn/whatever site you use for porn videos if you must see it.
 
2013-05-17 11:23:50 AM

envirovore: PsyLord: Well, did she use the test correctly?  Cause if it's from anal sex, she would have to crap on the pregnancy test instead of pee on it, amirite?

Coffee, keyboard. You owe me.

Charlie Chingas: OK. I've seen this name thrown around now. Did she make some kind of adult-type video? Is it any good? Where can I find it?

Yes. No. Look up 'Backdoor Teen Mom' on Redtube/Youporn/whatever site you use for porn videos if you must see it.


Thank you, kind sir. I shall remember you when I view said video...
 
2013-05-17 11:36:43 AM
I always get a kick at the number of people who think it's impossible to get pregnant from anal sex.  Gravity dictates that if you didn't use a condom, the effluence has to go somewhere, and water always following a natural route and all.....it's possible for it to find the vagina.  That doesn't mean the rate of pregnancy is anywhere near that of unprotected vaginal sex, but you should always assume that if your penis is involved, and you don't wear a condom/she's not on the Pill, pregnancy can happen.
 
2013-05-17 12:02:45 PM
So again i ask...why is something about this woman being greenlit every single day?
 
2013-05-17 12:04:09 PM
'butt babies'.....not a bad band name, just saying.
 
2013-05-17 12:04:27 PM

Disgruntled Goat: So again i ask...why is something about this woman being greenlit every single day?


Because she's not uncute and made a porn after having been on a crappy, crappy reality show that promotes teenage pregnancy.
 
2013-05-17 12:08:07 PM

Charlie Chingas: envirovore: PsyLord: Well, did she use the test correctly?  Cause if it's from anal sex, she would have to crap on the pregnancy test instead of pee on it, amirite?

Coffee, keyboard. You owe me.

Charlie Chingas: OK. I've seen this name thrown around now. Did she make some kind of adult-type video? Is it any good? Where can I find it?

Yes. No. Look up 'Backdoor Teen Mom' on Redtube/Youporn/whatever site you use for porn videos if you must see it.

Thank you, kind sir. I shall remember you when I view said video...


You're welcome. And I'm not sure how I should feel about that...
 
2013-05-17 12:09:19 PM
What?  No jizz covered butt babies?
 
2013-05-17 12:16:30 PM

envirovore: Charlie Chingas: envirovore: PsyLord: Well, did she use the test correctly?  Cause if it's from anal sex, she would have to crap on the pregnancy test instead of pee on it, amirite?

Coffee, keyboard. You owe me.

Charlie Chingas: OK. I've seen this name thrown around now. Did she make some kind of adult-type video? Is it any good? Where can I find it?

Yes. No. Look up 'Backdoor Teen Mom' on Redtube/Youporn/whatever site you use for porn videos if you must see it.

Thank you, kind sir. I shall remember you when I view said video...

You're welcome. And I'm not sure how I should feel about that...


sshhh.. shhh. don't feel... just be
 
2013-05-17 12:17:41 PM

Charlie Chingas: envirovore: Charlie Chingas: envirovore: PsyLord: Well, did she use the test correctly?  Cause if it's from anal sex, she would have to crap on the pregnancy test instead of pee on it, amirite?

Coffee, keyboard. You owe me.

Charlie Chingas: OK. I've seen this name thrown around now. Did she make some kind of adult-type video? Is it any good? Where can I find it?

Yes. No. Look up 'Backdoor Teen Mom' on Redtube/Youporn/whatever site you use for porn videos if you must see it.

Thank you, kind sir. I shall remember you when I view said video...

You're welcome. And I'm not sure how I should feel about that...

sshhh.. shhh. don't feel... just be


I...I need an adult!
 
2013-05-17 12:26:40 PM
Wer?
 
2013-05-17 12:28:31 PM

B.L.Z. Bub: You know, it's not impossible. If residue is dripping out, hint hint...


Residue = santorum
 
2013-05-17 12:29:25 PM

PizzaJedi81: Disgruntled Goat: So again i ask...why is something about this woman being greenlit every single day?

Because she's not uncute and made a porn after having been on a crappy, crappy reality show that promotes teenage pregnancy.


In short, she was made for the Fark entertainment tab.
 
2013-05-17 12:44:24 PM
You mean she didn't get pregnant from anal and a facial?  Color me shocked.
 
2013-05-17 12:49:34 PM
Well she was photographed buying Ex-Lax so I assumed she was trying to abort the baby.
 
2013-05-17 01:01:11 PM
She is clinging on there at 14:59 and fighting!
 
2013-05-17 01:08:34 PM

groppet: She is clinging on there at 14:59 and fighting!


Time to stomp on her farking fingers.
 
2013-05-17 01:28:53 PM
Thanks for the TF whoever you are!
 
2013-05-17 01:40:04 PM
"...and then the blonde burst into tears, saying 'i'm going to have puppies!''
 
2013-05-17 02:19:45 PM

MagSeven: Well she was photographed buying Ex-Lax so I assumed she was trying to abort the baby.


Having a brown baby?
//logs off and goes home for weekend...
 
2013-05-17 02:24:40 PM

jbmmwest: Can we stop talking about this chick now.   She is a professional porn actress and from now on be only referred to as such.


She's worse than a pro. Pros are professional, show up on time, take their pills, know their lines/angles, etc. This chick is a poser. She has the tools and the talent, but not the drive to be one of the greats. She doesn't want to put in the hard work, she just wants to star-fark a pro athlete or something and get paid. Porn stars are more respectable than most reality TV personalities, porn stars actually do physical labor.
 
2013-05-17 02:28:48 PM
I didn't know who this person was/is when we had the eBay thread about her thong and I'm proud to say I haven't learned a damn thing about her since then.

Self-enforced ignorance is a dangerous weapon, but it has its uses....
 
2013-05-17 02:36:16 PM
just another no-talent attention whore
 
2013-05-17 04:10:55 PM

amindtat: Jim from Saint Paul: I'm suprised.

I heard she had many sons.

And many sons had Farrah Abraham.

/and I am one of them
//and so are you


So let's not praise this whore...
Biatch slap.
 
2013-05-17 05:37:45 PM
So Deen has now been involved with two projects with "civilians" and both have turned out to be complete clusterfarks, with it being on open question as to which of the two co-starts he's had is the bigger idiot/attention whore.

And in both controversies, Deen has been the only one involved that has been reasonable sounding, level headed and professional.

Is it a problem when the only the reasonably competent, rational person involved in a project is the stunt cock?
 
2013-05-17 06:59:59 PM

Disgruntled Goat: So again i ask...why is something about this woman being greenlit every single day?


Because you know, the fark admins who greenlighted this probably sitting in grams basement with sandwiches cut out like xwing fighters in between spanking the meat 24/7.
 
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