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(Jezebel)   Teen aged and pregnant? NO YEARBOOK PHOTO FOR YOU   (jezebel.com) divider line 127
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6252 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 May 2013 at 8:48 AM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-05-17 08:49:09 AM
Good.
 
2013-05-17 08:49:41 AM
How dare this school district enforce their its policies!
 
2013-05-17 08:50:10 AM
Whatever happened to just taking a headshot for the yearbook? Why does this girl want to show off her 'baby bump'? It's nothing to be proud of.

And now, your thread full of terrible year book pictures.

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2013-05-17 08:50:11 AM
Good.
 
2013-05-17 08:51:05 AM

BowtoMogul: Good.


mayIFark: Good.


Let the bump-hurt flow through you..
 
2013-05-17 08:51:22 AM
Shaming and working against your genetically encoded needs, that's the right way to approach everything.  What an F'ed up group those abstinence people must be, I mean really.

/The rest of the world is laughing at you
 
2013-05-17 08:51:31 AM
"Haney and her boyfriend were voted most likely to get married. He was pretending to propose in the picture..."

Closest she's gonna come to marrying this guy - I say memorialize it.
 
2013-05-17 08:52:12 AM
FTA: "It made me tear up. I was trying to hold it back because I didn't want everyone to ask me why I was crying and stuff," Harris said.

Don't worry.  They'll assume it's because you're about to have a baby and haven't even graduated from high school.
 
2013-05-17 08:53:07 AM
Just put the photo in and caption it, "Remember, kids, this wouldn't have happened if you'd done it in the butt."
 
2013-05-17 08:53:47 AM
Article fails without showing the photo that was refused.
 
2013-05-17 08:53:47 AM
Does the baby daddy get to have his photo in the yearbook?

/Assuming the lil harlot even knows who the father is.
 
2013-05-17 08:54:32 AM
Man, the Fark Misogyny Squad gets up early on Fridays.
 
2013-05-17 08:54:40 AM

braedan: Does the baby daddy get to have his photo in the yearbook?

/Assuming the lil harlot even knows who the father is.


His photo goes with the other teachers.
 
2013-05-17 08:55:16 AM

Stoj: "Haney and her boyfriend were voted most likely to get married. He was pretending to propose in the picture..."

Closest she's gonna come to marrying this guy - I say memorialize it.


Hey girls, want to know the best way to tie your high school sweetheart down for marriage right away? It will be just like your youthful fantasies, except with a squawking brat and your husband will work at Arby's.
 
2013-05-17 08:55:32 AM

kwame: FTA: "It made me tear up. I was trying to hold it back because I didn't want everyone to ask me why I was crying and stuff," Harris said.

Don't worry.  They'll assume it's because you're about to have a baby and haven't even graduated from high school.


We have a winner. But don't worry I'm sure this kid will turn out just fioh fark it.
 
2013-05-17 08:55:48 AM
To whores!
 
2013-05-17 08:56:19 AM
This is an outrage.
 
2013-05-17 08:56:36 AM

abhorrent1: To whores!


I'll drink to that.

/I'll drink to anything
 
2013-05-17 08:57:05 AM

BizarreMan: Article fails without showing the photo that was refused.


It might hamper the journalist's ability to generate the level of outrage he or she was looking for.
 
2013-05-17 08:58:07 AM
I wonder (DRTFA) if the school was abstinence only or taught birth control methods?
 
2013-05-17 08:58:40 AM
so, its only okay to take pictures of girls in the back of a pickup truck and put them in the yearbook if they're NOT preggo?
 
2013-05-17 08:59:06 AM
Schools should have an "unless it would get us on Fark" exception to all policies.
 
2013-05-17 08:59:20 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Whatever happened to just taking a headshot for the yearbook?


Pretty much this. I realize there are candid shots, club/team photos, and other stuff, but aren't yearbook photos supposed to just be (boom) headshots?
 
2013-05-17 08:59:33 AM
Somebody get James Deen on the line. We got a live one.
 
2013-05-17 09:01:32 AM
Big yawn, Jezebel. No one wants to see fatties who have made poor life choices in their yearbook anyway.
 
2013-05-17 09:01:40 AM

give me doughnuts: AverageAmericanGuy: Whatever happened to just taking a headshot for the yearbook?

Pretty much this. I realize there are candid shots, club/team photos, and other stuff, but aren't yearbook photos supposed to just be (boom) headshots?


Senior pictures are often more than just headshots.
 
2013-05-17 09:01:41 AM
Was it one of the Palin kids?
 
2013-05-17 09:04:02 AM

MNguy: give me doughnuts: AverageAmericanGuy: Whatever happened to just taking a headshot for the yearbook?

Pretty much this. I realize there are candid shots, club/team photos, and other stuff, but aren't yearbook photos supposed to just be (boom) headshots?

Senior pictures are often more than just headshots.


Since it is Michigan, and they didn't mention her other kid(s), I figured she was just a Freshman or Sophomore.
 
2013-05-17 09:04:07 AM

MNguy: give me doughnuts: AverageAmericanGuy: Whatever happened to just taking a headshot for the yearbook?

Pretty much this. I realize there are candid shots, club/team photos, and other stuff, but aren't yearbook photos supposed to just be (boom) headshots?

Senior pictures are often more than just headshots.


Apparently they're also money-shots on occasion...
 
2013-05-17 09:04:09 AM
Back in my day, all women were pregnant at 18.  Where have standards in society gone that we celebrate a bunch of old maids, but not obedient young women fulfilling the Lord's duty?

I blame the feminazis and their relentless push to make all women get an education just because they can't get a husband.  Probably all a bunch of lesbos.

The Founding Fathers wouldn't like this one bit!
 
2013-05-17 09:04:48 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Whatever happened to just taking a headshot for the yearbook?


Apparently nothing.  The article claims only that a group shot including her and her belly was nixed, and says nothing about her main yearbook photo.  Author and submitter join forces to make something out of nothing.
 
2013-05-17 09:04:54 AM

kronicfeld: Man, the Fark Misogyny Squad gets up early on Fridays.


That's because a lot of us actually work for a living.
 
2013-05-17 09:05:48 AM

BowtoMogul: Good.


Exactly what I was about to say.
 
2013-05-17 09:06:46 AM
If the students were to truly stand by the two.  Nobody would show up for their pictures in the yearbook until they're allowed
 
2013-05-17 09:07:44 AM

Cataholic: BizarreMan: Article fails without showing the photo that was refused.

It might hamper the journalist's ability to generate the level of outrage he or she was looking for.


*this* and then some.  try the outrage the "journalist" is attempting to create...  this isn't a school photograph here... if it is, it's a headshot for your lineup...

if my reading comprehension is (mostly) intact, they're all butthurt because the preggo and her boyfriend staged a pretend scene of a marriage proposal, and the school district told them to go sell it to mtv.
 
2013-05-17 09:08:23 AM
temeez.com
 
2013-05-17 09:08:39 AM
Yeah, here's a tip girls: In < 6 months you're not going to give two shiats about your yearbook photo.
 
2013-05-17 09:09:21 AM
That fateful day we took the pics
upon the pick up back
I pulled you out and we were shunned
but you went  running back

Teen pregnant, can you see me
Teen pregnant, can you see me
 
2013-05-17 09:10:44 AM

give me doughnuts: aren't yearbook photos supposed to just be (boom) headshots?


Aftermath of money shots, nowadays.
 
2013-05-17 09:11:07 AM

Stoj: "Haney and her boyfriend were voted most likely to get married. He was pretending to propose in the picture..."

Closest she's gonna come to marrying this guy - I say memorialize it.



i40.tinypic.com

I say, 'Let'em crash'.
 
2013-05-17 09:14:46 AM
renegadechicks.com
Yeah America!
 
2013-05-17 09:16:18 AM

ScaryBottles: Yeah America!


The smut-slut-whore-skank has man hands.
 
2013-05-17 09:19:07 AM

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: ScaryBottles: Yeah America!

The smut-slut-whore-skank has man hands.


Fair dues
 
2013-05-17 09:20:39 AM
Because "abstinence"?  How about because it's retarded to get pregnant before you even graduate high school and that behavior shouldn't be encouraged.
 
2013-05-17 09:20:40 AM
Yeah, why should they allow non-students in the yearbook, anyway? That fetus doesn't go to school there. No one ever sees it in any of the classes.

/Wouldn't she be bigger by now and more obvious when the retake is done?
 
2013-05-17 09:27:36 AM

AngryDragon: Because "abstinence"?  How about because it's retarded to get pregnant before you even graduate high school and that behavior shouldn't be encouraged.


THAT

// but don't use a pic of Teen Mom: Michigan to make that point
// or the yearbook at all - maybe a big fat spread in the HS paper about all the opportunities you miss being tied down with a (spouse and) kid at 17-19
// statistically speaking, of course - one lucky bastard will win the $550M Powerball, but that still doesn't make your ticket buy a good one
 
2013-05-17 09:29:46 AM
Oh god no that's horrible?!
Are we supposed to be outraged or something. Big deal and get your eagle on.
 
2013-05-17 09:30:24 AM
Instead, here's a career as a Z list celebrity! Please to enjoy!
 
2013-05-17 09:31:53 AM

ScaryBottles: Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: ScaryBottles: Yeah America!

The smut-slut-whore-skank has man hands.

Fair dues


indeed, we men need to take those labels back...

to be fair, though, that could just be "Suddenly Knowing About the Neighbor's Kinks..."
or not... just trying to drum up some support for S.K.A.N.K (it's a non-profit)
 
2013-05-17 09:33:57 AM
Why do I think the real problem is not that their pregnancy violates the abstinence only sex ed approach, but that they show how completely ineffective abstinence only is as a sex ed solution?
 
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