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(Short List)   "Hey, that DVD smells like pizza" - something people will actually be saying soon   (shortlist.com) divider line 26
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2013-05-17 06:13:55 AM  
I can see it now...

"Well Ma'am, it looks like the DVD player caused the house fire but damn if it didn't smell delicious."
 
2013-05-17 06:19:32 AM  
In partnership with video rental stores

We have one left I haven't rented anything in 6 years
 
2013-05-17 07:43:18 AM  

Majick Thise: In partnership with video rental stores

We have one left I haven't rented anything in 6 years


There's probably not as much unlimited high speed internet in Brazil, I'm guessing?

/ I kind of want one of these Brazilian pizza DVDs
// off to check ebay
 
2013-05-17 07:44:31 AM  
I wonder if comparable technology could be applied to porn DVDs.
 
2013-05-17 08:52:25 AM  
Now you can enjoy the smell of jelly bean pizza vomit any time.
 
2013-05-17 08:54:44 AM  
www.etruesports.com

Hey fellas. How ya doin?
 
2013-05-17 08:55:06 AM  
What means this "dee-vee-dee"?  Is it something like a "bug-e-wip"?
 
2013-05-17 08:55:33 AM  
Can you stream that technology? I don't have much use for DVDs any more. Besides, if I want my TV to smell like Pizza make it Queen's or Mother Bears.
 
2013-05-17 08:55:38 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: What means this "dee-vee-dee"?  Is it something like a "bug-e-wip"?


I think so.
 
2013-05-17 08:59:30 AM  
All my DVDs smell like pizza.
 
2013-05-17 09:01:40 AM  
It sounds to me like this would be a pretty good way to foul up your laser lens thingie.

/don't know a lot about laser lens thingies, or pizza-smelling DVDs
 
2013-05-17 09:06:09 AM  
After RTFA I'm glad that I read subby wrong the first time.

I thought it just said VD.
 
2013-05-17 09:06:48 AM  
Oh man, the possibilities are endless.  Smellovision
 
2013-05-17 09:10:48 AM  
Dominos? You mean it will smell like cardboard covered with ketchup and American cheese.
 
2013-05-17 09:10:49 AM  
files.myopera.com
 
2013-05-17 09:18:37 AM  

NeoBad: Oh man, the possibilities are endless. Smellovision


There is an image above, posted by Jim from Saint Paul

He is referencing John Waters' movie Polyester which used scratch and sniff cards to present the movie in "Odorama".
 
2013-05-17 09:51:30 AM  
What's a DVD?
 
2013-05-17 09:58:57 AM  

Kibbler: Dominos? You mean it will smell like cardboard covered with ketchup and American cheese.


They got "better"

and by better I mean they chuck a lot of faux butter and faux garlic at it so it smells like something shaped like a pizza.
 
GBB
2013-05-17 10:07:02 AM  
This sounds like a great marketing plan.  While I'm buring my rental disc, I'll suddenly think, "Yeah, a pizza would go great with this movie."
 
2013-05-17 10:27:29 AM  
Just so it smells like fresh pizza, not pizza after it has cooled down or been put in the fridge.

Fresh pizza smell = Mmmmm!
Stale pizza smell =  DO NOT WANT

Moodybastard: Kibbler: Dominos? You mean it will smell like cardboard covered with ketchup and American cheese.

They got "better"

and by better I mean they chuck a lot of faux butter and faux garlic at it so it smells like something shaped like a pizza.


So they're better than Papa John's, which has taken over that spot in the market?
 
2013-05-17 10:29:46 AM  
Will they use the same technology as those CDRWs that smelled like maple syrup for some reason?
 
2013-05-17 10:35:33 AM  

ambassador_ahab: I wonder if comparable technology could be applied to porn DVDs.


A DVD that smells like desperation, cocaine, and KY?   Count me in!
 
2013-05-17 10:40:37 AM  
As long as they still have the same 12 minutes of unskippable previews and removal of all bonus features that's I've come to know and love from Netflix.

"If you want to see the great bonus features, go out and buy this disc after renting it"
You farking bastards, if I wanted to buy the disc, I would have done so, instead of just renting the Goddamn thing. Do you actualy think someone is gonna go plop down 15 bucks to get 'bonus' features on a movie they felt was only worth a 1 time rental?
 
2013-05-17 12:17:09 PM  
This reminds me of scratch and sniff stickers. Remember that?   Man, that stuff was worth its weight in cocaine at the elementary school playground.

You could take a sheet and trade that in for some serious amounts of pixie sticks or pop rocks.  Well, the latter until it was taken off the market, cause my best friend bobby told me that the kid, Mikey, from the commercials, ate some pop rocks with some 7-up and it blew up his stomach.

But, I digress.
 
2013-05-17 01:03:59 PM  
Been done.

swankola.com
 
2013-05-17 05:03:32 PM  
it's all fun and games until some stoner puts the pizza in the DVD player and eats the disc thus ruining it for everyone.
 
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