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(Sun Sentinel)   Smart: Man recently busted for DUI got drunk again but took a cab home. FARK: He passed out in the cab, had no money for the fare and wet his pants. Back to jail   ( divider line
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2013-05-17 10:17:29 AM  
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FrancoFile: I've never been so drunk that I peed myself.  And I went to a hard-drinking college, and spent two years in Russia.  Man up, dude.

Then you haven't truly lived.
2013-05-17 10:15:04 AM  
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Good thing that we've got plenty of jails to hold people like this. Shame we don't have plenty of addiction counseling programs. But there's no profit in those.
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