FrancoFile: I've never been so drunk that I peed myself. And I went to a hard-drinking college, and spent two years in Russia. Man up, dude.
Theaetetus: Good thing that we've got plenty of jails to hold people like this. Shame we don't have plenty of addiction counseling programs. But there's no profit in those.
born_yesterday: FrancoFile: I've never been so drunk that I peed myself. And I went to a hard-drinking college, and spent two years in Russia. Man up, dude.Then you haven't truly lived.
poe_zlaw: Im going to tell a story that gives a pretty good picture of what it was like to grow up with my group of friends in Austin in the 90's. DRTFA, but the headline reminded me of it.
poe_zlaw: Im going to tell a story that gives a pretty good picture of what it was like to grow up with my group of friends in Austin in the 90's. DRTFA, but the headline reminded me of it.We all went to a house party who was being thrown by a girl we did not know. There was about 10 of us. A friend of ours had to take a crap really bad and he asked the female owner where he could use the bathroom with some privacy. She generously tells him "you can go in my master bedroom bathroom.". He proceeds to lock her bedroom door and like any of us would do, he immediately rummages through her panties, takes a dump, removes his underwear, puts on a pair of her g-string panties and puts his pants back on. Of course he doesnt tell anyone, because ya know-- who would? Well, the cops come to the party, shut it down and the entire party decides to go "downtown" (sixth street) to a bar everyone frequented. At this time, our friend had gotten pretty drunk. While at the bar, the girls get on top of the bar and begin to dance, so our friend with the covert panties gets on top of the bar along with them and decides to take off his pants exposing himself in the g-string he stole from the host of the party's panty drawer. The girl, who is with her boyfriend, recognizes her panties on my friend and tells her boyfriend about them apparently being stolen from her bedroom. Her boyfriend starts a fight with my friend, the fight rolls out of the bar and into the street. My friend had removed his shirt to fight (leaving him only in his shoes and a g-string) and the cops come to break up the fight. The cops hear the story and decide the bigger asshole is my friend and they take him to jail- in nothing but a g-string and his shoes.He goes to jail with balls hanging out of the tiny panties while extremely drunk, gets charged with public intoxication, gets released at about 7AM. He walks to his truck with his jail uniform on (they let him go in it because he only had a g-string). He realizes ...
bump: .... and spent two years in RussiaThis carries great authority. Our Russian friends know more about such things than we'll ever know...On topic: I've had friends defecate their drawers, puke fountains, etc. - but only had 2 folks pee themselves (both female) - weird....
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