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(ABC Local)   Hitchhiking hobo's hatchet habit hurries hunt. Hype hurts, headline hijacked   (abclocal.go.com) divider line 32
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2013-05-17 08:59:46 AM  
WWHGD?

What Would Hatchet Guy Do?
 
2013-05-17 09:00:00 AM  
Huh?
 
2013-05-17 09:00:30 AM  
Killed a Lawyer?  Wow, if  you think he was beloved by the internet before...
 
2013-05-17 09:01:51 AM  
i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-05-17 09:02:02 AM  
I thought there was already a story posted about this. Some guy drugged and raped him, so Kai SMASH SMASH SUH MASHED him with the hatchet. It's sad. I had such high hopes for Kai.

No matter what you've done, you deserve respect even if you make mistakes, you lovable. And it doesn't matter your looks, your skills, size, age, anything, you're worthwhile.
 
2013-05-17 09:02:12 AM  
Horrible.
 
2013-05-17 09:02:25 AM  
Alliteration's only funny when all the words start with P.
 
2013-05-17 09:03:53 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Alliteration's only funny when all the words start with P.


Pants' post provokes poor replies.
 
2013-05-17 09:06:31 AM  
Pardon my skepticism, but it is also quite possible that our beloved hitchhiker made that story up on Facebook in order to justify a murder.  But if he was drugged, he should come forward soon so he can prove it with some sort of test, no?
 
2013-05-17 09:07:13 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i3.kym-cdn.com image 554x402]


Damn.

If that's the real deal, and they find that this dead dude had raped & drugged the hatchet guy, then I hope the case gets tossed (like a salad)
 
2013-05-17 09:08:13 AM  
ps: didn't read TFA so, i guess he doesn't have to come forward, 'cuz he's been arrested. Well a drug test should prove if he was "drugged" or not.
 
2013-05-17 09:08:30 AM  
Hmmm, didn't see that coming.


Wait a second....everyone saw that coming.
 
2013-05-17 09:11:28 AM  
If Kai's story is true, then he made the wrong decision.  He should have immediately gone to the authorities.  Then he could have sued a lawyer!  How awesome would that have been?

If Kai's story is not true, and it's just a cover story to explain why he killed someone...  Well, the fact remains, he murdered the guy.  And he can't exactly plead self defense.  Revenge/retribution != self defense.  Jodi Arias tried that.  We all know how well that worked out.
 
2013-05-17 09:13:33 AM  
Anyone want to guess what the murder weapon was?
 
2013-05-17 09:14:01 AM  
what does a metallic taste in one's mouth suggest?  Does that reflect possible drugging or he is tasting a man's semen?
 
2013-05-17 09:14:09 AM  

durbnpoisn: If Kai's story is true, then he made the wrong decision.  He should have immediately gone to the authorities.  Then he could have sued a lawyer!  How awesome would that have been?

If Kai's story is not true, and it's just a cover story to explain why he killed someone...  Well, the fact remains, he murdered the guy.  And he can't exactly plead self defense.  Revenge/retribution != self defense.  Jodi Arias tried that.  We all know how well that worked out.


As I said, he should be given a drug test.
 
2013-05-17 09:14:23 AM  

pseudoscience: Anyone want to guess what the murder weapon was?


A human bent on revenge?
 
2013-05-17 09:15:43 AM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Alliteration's only funny when all the words start with P.


Or Ks
 
2013-05-17 09:17:05 AM  
Also-- Am I the only one who thinks it is hilarious that 12 people liked his post about being drugged, raped, and his mouth dripping with a stranger's load.

...And the fact that 1428 people follow a homeless man's twitter feed.
 
2013-05-17 09:18:42 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: [i3.kym-cdn.com image 554x402]


Pop quiz hot shot:

You wake up with a groggy head and a metallic taste in your mouth in a strangers house. You walk to the mirror and see come dripping from the side of your face and mouth. You start wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped and blown their load in you.

What do you do?

WHAT DO YOU DO!?
 
2013-05-17 09:19:09 AM  
www.wearysloth.com


When asked if ever Henry Gordon Jago has seen such such sweet scintillations!  Such sustaining and stunning displays of linguistic legerdemain the answer must be: NEVER!

Never, Sir!
 
2013-05-17 09:20:07 AM  

danielscissorhands: durbnpoisn: If Kai's story is true, then he made the wrong decision.  He should have immediately gone to the authorities.  Then he could have sued a lawyer!  How awesome would that have been?

If Kai's story is not true, and it's just a cover story to explain why he killed someone...  Well, the fact remains, he murdered the guy.  And he can't exactly plead self defense.  Revenge/retribution != self defense.  Jodi Arias tried that.  We all know how well that worked out.

As I said, he should be given a drug test.


There are lots of drugs that dont show up in a drug test- GBL is one that could be used to totally knock someone out and once it's worn off, its gone. However-- beware if you're going to use it. One has a tendency to diarrhea all over themselves if they've used ingested to lose consciousness
 
2013-05-17 09:25:50 AM  

The Muthaship: Hmmm, didn't see that coming.


Wait a second....everyone saw that coming.


Well he didn't or he wouldn't have killed the guy
 
2013-05-17 09:26:29 AM  

poe_zlaw: danielscissorhands: durbnpoisn: If Kai's story is true, then he made the wrong decision.  He should have immediately gone to the authorities.  Then he could have sued a lawyer!  How awesome would that have been?

If Kai's story is not true, and it's just a cover story to explain why he killed someone...  Well, the fact remains, he murdered the guy.  And he can't exactly plead self defense.  Revenge/retribution != self defense.  Jodi Arias tried that.  We all know how well that worked out.

As I said, he should be given a drug test.

There are lots of drugs that dont show up in a drug test- GBL is one that could be used to totally knock someone out and once it's worn off, its gone. However-- beware if you're going to use it. One has a tendency to diarrhea all over themselves if they've used ingested to lose consciousness


Hmm, scary that it doesn't show up in a drug test.
 
2013-05-17 09:52:55 AM  

danielscissorhands: durbnpoisn: If Kai's story is true, then he made the wrong decision.  He should have immediately gone to the authorities.  Then he could have sued a lawyer!  How awesome would that have been?

If Kai's story is not true, and it's just a cover story to explain why he killed someone...  Well, the fact remains, he murdered the guy.  And he can't exactly plead self defense.  Revenge/retribution != self defense.  Jodi Arias tried that.  We all know how well that worked out.

As I said, he should be given a drug test.


As I said, he should have gone straight to the police.  Instead, he killed the guy.  It doesn't make any difference if he has a drug test now.  It's too later for that.
 
2013-05-17 10:09:45 AM  
It's going to take a lot of hatchets to get him out of this mess.
 
2013-05-17 10:28:34 AM  
Me Thinks that won't be the last time he wakes up with that taste in his mouth....
 
2013-05-17 10:28:51 AM  

durbnpoisn: danielscissorhands: durbnpoisn: If Kai's story is true, then he made the wrong decision.  He should have immediately gone to the authorities.  Then he could have sued a lawyer!  How awesome would that have been?

If Kai's story is not true, and it's just a cover story to explain why he killed someone...  Well, the fact remains, he murdered the guy.  And he can't exactly plead self defense.  Revenge/retribution != self defense.  Jodi Arias tried that.  We all know how well that worked out.

As I said, he should be given a drug test.

As I said, he should have gone straight to the police.  Instead, he killed the guy.  It doesn't make any difference if he has a drug test now.  It's too later for that.


Well, if he proves he was drugged and raped, then perhaps it is not too late to claim self defense.
 
2013-05-17 10:43:35 AM  
If i was him, this would be my official story:

I met a guy at the bus station that said he would give me a ride to {stated destination}. He offered me a drink in his car. Next thing i know, i'm waking up in a strange house with semen on my face. I tried to get out of the house, the man attacked me and i suh-mashed him with my internet famous hatchet.

This story might get you out of PMITA prison...might.
 
2013-05-17 04:48:10 PM  

jaybeezey: If i was him, this would be my official story:

I met a guy at the bus station that said he would give me a ride to {stated destination}. He offered me a drink in his car. Next thing i know, i'm waking up in a strange house with semen on my face. I tried to get out of the house, the man attacked me and i suh-mashed him with my internet famous hatchet.

This story might get you out of PMITA prison...might.


even if he ends up in
prison, i don't think he'll have many worries
 
2013-05-17 09:18:12 PM  

poe_zlaw: Also-- Am I the only one who thinks it is hilarious that 12 people liked his post about being drugged, raped, and his mouth dripping with a stranger's load.

...And the fact that 1428 people follow a homeless man's twitter feed.


The Twitter following doesn't surprise me; 80% are probably bots, anyhow.

A Facebook "like" is just a way of drawing your friends' attention to something.  It doesn't necessarily mean you approve of the item.
 
2013-05-18 02:35:58 AM  

poe_zlaw: what does a metallic taste in one's mouth suggest?  Does that reflect possible drugging or he is tasting a man's semen?


As if you didn't know.
 
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