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(WECT Wilmington)   This cute news reporter has a late-night rivalry with her coworkers. Help Farker Flashbulb give her bio the Fark bump   (wect.com) divider line 162
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2013-05-17 10:11:15 AM  
I'd "Bump" her, ifyaknowwhatImean.
 
2013-05-17 10:11:23 AM  
Needs most cleavage to vote accurately
 
2013-05-17 10:11:57 AM  
Plug tag? I'd "Plug" her ifyaknowwhatImean.
 
2013-05-17 10:13:16 AM  
We are not your personal army.

We're more like mercenaries.

Who are paid in boobies.

You know what to do.
 
2013-05-17 10:13:38 AM  
Is this like Indegogo? What's my premium if I bump her five times? Fifteen minutes in the on-location van?
 
2013-05-17 10:13:58 AM  
Late night rivalry with her co-workers? Sounds like they are competing for who gets to blow the anchor in the supply closet.
 
2013-05-17 10:15:15 AM  
I'm sorry, I don't understand what is meant by "cute news reporter". Can anyone show me any examples of "cute news reporters"?

/Or weather reporters.
//With big bazookas
///Standing in profile
 
2013-05-17 10:16:35 AM  
I prefer Pooja Lodhia

mostly because it's fun to say her name

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/bio?section=resources/inside_station/new st eam&id=8977328
 
2013-05-17 10:16:42 AM  
needs better extracurricular activities, go ahead and embellish a little bit.

"In her spare time, Sanah likes to wrestle crocodiles, practice her steer lassoing, and compete in ultra-marathons"
 
2013-05-17 10:18:26 AM  
how about no
 
2013-05-17 10:18:30 AM  
FTA:

She enjoys baking, playing with her American Eskimos (Angel & Lily), and taking road trips!

She must be a big hit in the Yukon.
 
2013-05-17 10:19:16 AM  
Isn't "Summoning the power of Fark..." like a secret key phrase that makes this stuff happen? It's like Adam pulling out his sword and lifting it above his head, declaring, "By the power of Grayskull.....I have the POWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!"

No lightning and flashes for you, subby.
 
2013-05-17 10:20:28 AM  

loonatic112358: I prefer Pooja Lodhia

mostly because it's fun to say her name

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/bio?section=resources/inside_station/new st eam&id=8977328


Whoa Nelly! She's got a nose that just won't quit!
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-05-17 10:21:41 AM  
Would happily poke her for a while, which may or may not result in a bump some months later.
 
2013-05-17 10:26:12 AM  
I felt obliged to at least p0st in this thread...
 
2013-05-17 10:26:26 AM  

jennies1897: Isn't "Summoning the power of Fark..." like a secret key phrase that makes this stuff happen? It's like Adam pulling out his sword and lifting it above his head, declaring, "By the power of Grayskull.....I have the POWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!"

No lightning and flashes for you, subby.


Well, if you do that around here you end up with Bevets.
 
2013-05-17 10:26:37 AM  
I'd give her a fist bump.

/my dick has fingers
 
2013-05-17 10:26:43 AM  

Cymbal: FTA:

She enjoys baking, playing with her American Eskimos (Angel & Lily), and taking road trips!

She must be a big hit in the Yukon.


I thought playing with American Eskimos might be fun, but it turns out it's just not worth your time if you're not really Inuit.
 
2013-05-17 10:28:14 AM  
This thread is bad and you should feel bad. So, instead, Farkers, may I suggest clicking on the bios of:
Ashlea Kosikowski or
Lindsay Curtin
 
2013-05-17 10:29:42 AM  

Cymbal: loonatic112358: I prefer Pooja Lodhia

mostly because it's fun to say her name

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/bio?section=resources/inside_station/new st eam&id=8977328

Whoa Nelly! She's got a nose that just won't quit!


"Hey! My boobs are down here!"
 
2013-05-17 10:30:47 AM  
def cute!!

ChipNASA: I'd "Bump" her, ifyaknowwhatImean.

 
2013-05-17 10:30:56 AM  
i.ytimg.com

Christina Loren came up from Palm Springs to help us with our South Bay weather
 
2013-05-17 10:31:27 AM  
If I am to believe the internet, the profile will require more picture of cats with items placed upon them.
 
2013-05-17 10:32:20 AM  
"Seeks financially secure professional Punjabi man."
She'll go the way of the weather channel weather babes: pregnant in a flash.
 
2013-05-17 10:34:18 AM  
A news reporter you say? Surely you jest subby....I didn't know Congolese news women looks like that.. buh but.. the ones I see reported on the news looks like these!

www.un.org
 
2013-05-17 10:34:21 AM  
EIP.
 
2013-05-17 10:37:23 AM  
She's not going to sleep with you subby.
 
2013-05-17 10:39:29 AM  

noitsnot: I'm sorry, I don't understand what is meant by "cute news reporter". Can anyone show me any examples of "cute news reporters"?

/Or weather reporters.
//With big bazookas
///Standing in profile


Best I could do at the moment.

i54.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-17 10:39:33 AM  
You guys are NOT doing this right...
 
2013-05-17 10:40:46 AM  

stevetherobot: She's not going to sleep with you subby.


Maybe subby is a financially secure Punjabi man?
 
2013-05-17 10:42:53 AM  
Oh hey. I live in Wilmington. Mostly I watch wect to laugh at. Either they don't have a person to proofread what goes on the screen or he's drunk all the time.
 
2013-05-17 10:43:00 AM  

stevetherobot: She's not going to sleep with you subby.


Don't say things like that. If people are convinced they can't get others to sleep with them they will have no motivation to do anything in life.
 
2013-05-17 10:44:11 AM  
You can also connect with Ashlea on the following social media sites:

Facebook: www.facebook.com/Ashlea.WECT or https://www.facebook.com/pages/Ashlea-Kosikowski/165302346831595

Twitter: www.twitter.com/AshleaKosi

Bambuser: http://bambuser.com/channel/Ashlea.WECT

YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/AshleaKosikowski

Pinterest: http://pinterest.com/ashleakosi/


I don't know what some of those things are and I don't care to know. But Bambuser has potential because Bam and Boozer are in it.
Unless she has big boobs, a short skirt and is talking Spanish while a six foot cartoon character yells "Dios Mio!", it aint the news.
 
2013-05-17 10:44:51 AM  
www.hotnewscasters.com
 
2013-05-17 10:46:00 AM  

Theaetetus: This thread is bad and you should feel bad. So, instead, Farkers, may I suggest clicking on the bios of:
Ashlea Kosikowski or
Lindsay Curtin


Those two are way hotter than this Indian chick ever will be. Normally I wouldn't care(Ha!), but being attractive is part of the job as a TV news reporter.
 
2013-05-17 10:46:52 AM  
So let me get this straight.

Subby (I'm assuming Flashbulb from the headline) submits this link asking for 'bumps' (whatever the hell that means) for this profile.. and hasn't even posted in the thread with additional pictures or even a promise of additional pictures or even an explanation of exactly what kind of 'bump' they're looking for.  Facebook "recommends"/likes?  Twitter hashtags?  What?
 
2013-05-17 10:47:18 AM  
www.pubguys.com
 
2013-05-17 10:47:30 AM  

EyeballKid: Cymbal: FTA:

She enjoys baking, playing with her American Eskimos (Angel & Lily), and taking road trips!

She must be a big hit in the Yukon.

I thought playing with American Eskimos might be fun, but it turns out it's just not worth your time if you're not really Inuit.


+1, would mukluk again.
 
2013-05-17 10:47:47 AM  
Sweet merciful Ganesh! Her FB page is all about OneErection. I prefer my journalists to be slightly more emotionally mature than a sixth-grader.
 
2013-05-17 10:48:27 AM  
img440.imageshack.us
 
2013-05-17 10:49:05 AM  
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-17 10:49:45 AM  
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-17 10:50:21 AM  
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-17 10:51:21 AM  

Wellon Dowd: Sweet merciful Ganesh! Her FB page is all about OneErection. I prefer my journalists to be slightly more emotionally mature than a sixth-grader.


You could say all her interests lie in OneDirection.
 
2013-05-17 10:51:41 AM  
Negative.
 
2013-05-17 10:51:42 AM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-17 10:52:22 AM  
i.i.com.com
 
2013-05-17 10:52:35 AM  

EyeballKid: Cymbal: FTA:

She enjoys baking, playing with her American Eskimos (Angel & Lily), and taking road trips!

She must be a big hit in the Yukon.

I thought playing with American Eskimos might be fun, but it turns out it's just not worth your time if you're not really Inuit.


I see what you did there.
 
2013-05-17 10:52:46 AM  

bump: I felt obliged to at least p0st in this thread...


Me too.
 
2013-05-17 10:54:00 AM  

Bah! Kids today! This is how we did cute reporters back in my day.


www.washingtonpost.com media.nbcwashington.com
 
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