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(NW Florida Daily News)   Remember kids: When the cops pull you over and you quickly try to dispose of your illegal methadone by dissolving it in a puddle of your Mountain Dew, make sure they dissolve all the way before giving him permission to search your car   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 1
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2013-05-17 08:40:56 AM  
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Police blotter? No wonder all the cops walk around in a state of heightened anxiety and shoot things just because, they're all on this official 'police blotter' lsd drug. No doubt they all smoke it at roll-call or sprinkle it on their donuts. Then they're out there, REALLY out there, pounding the beat while all around them pink fuzzy shards of crystalline ether wombats are spinning inside wheels within wheels of lucidity, confusion and elves, there are always elves.
 
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