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(KTAR Phoenix)   Politician apologizes for 'liking' a Facebook photo depicting a 16-year-old boy posing next to an older man while playing a prank commonly known as 'sneaky nuts.' "At first glance it appeared to be a harmless picture"   (ktar.com) divider line 43
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2013-05-17 09:22:27 AM
He's lucky he lives in a country where this is a prank.

In the US this is a goddam-PMITA prison-permanent record-500 yards from anything-felony.
 
2013-05-17 09:30:33 AM
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Not-so-sneaky nuts.
 
2013-05-17 09:32:10 AM
If you're a politician, you should have a PR team running your FB and Twitter accounts. Plausible deniability while keeping a very active profile with your constituents. It's how George Takei runs his FB page, and he's the biggest draw Facebook's got.
 
2013-05-17 09:32:41 AM
New prank?

When I was in college in the early 80's, when they took the yearbook picture for my resident hall, the entire hall showed up wearing dress shirts and boxers.  And one of the guys had his junk flopped on the shoulder of the guy in front of him.  It made it all the way to the presses with nobody noticing.
 
2013-05-17 09:35:39 AM
I can't wait for the sneaky slit.
 
2013-05-17 09:38:28 AM
Sneaky Nuts? We used to call it shooting a squirrel.

/many years before nutsack squirrel made his debut
 
2013-05-17 09:42:34 AM
Does GIS . . . .

What manner of fresh Hell is this?
 
hej
2013-05-17 09:44:24 AM
I must be the only person here who doesn't know what "sneaky nuts" is.
 
2013-05-17 09:46:03 AM

hej: I must be the only person here who doesn't know what "sneaky nuts" is.


I'd never heard of it, either.
 
2013-05-17 09:46:13 AM

hej: I must be the only person here who doesn't know what "sneaky nuts" is.


I'll save you googling because it's NSFW -- it's where someone surreptitiously sneaks his testicles into a picture.
 
2013-05-17 09:46:44 AM
"It was a silly mistake on my part. I only became aware of the actual content of the photo when shown by a journalist today. This obviously highlights the pitfalls of social media. I apologize if I caused any offense."

Well, I guess since it is just a silly mistake, it is ok.

Silly politician.

Silly

/silly
 
2013-05-17 09:46:58 AM
This is why I only associate my profile with elderly Mennonite women making marmalade and include such endearing commentary like "This is driving me insane...my groin itches  badly but I am handcuffed to a dummy of Walter Matthau and can't do anything " which I peg out with a chopstick in the mouth.
 
2013-05-17 09:49:06 AM
FTFA: The stunt was popularized by Australian comedian Chris Lilley's TV show "Angry Boys," in which a character revels in ruining group photos by secretly exposing himself. The prank has been a headache for some educators: Last year, administrators at a Catholic school in Canada scrambled to place stickers over a photo printed in all 1,300 class yearbooks of a student subtly exposing his genitals.

The evil of "reality" TV strikes again.
 
2013-05-17 09:51:10 AM
This is why I don't Like anything.  In fact, I wish there were a Hate button.
 
2013-05-17 09:56:13 AM
Sneaky nuts , sneaky nuts - why didn't we see you?
Sneaky nuts, sneaky nuts, it's not your fault!
 
2013-05-17 09:58:11 AM

Mycroft_Holmes_IV: In fact, I wish there were a Hate button.

Wow....that would be ripe for all kinds of studying.
 
2013-05-17 09:58:24 AM

berylman: This is why I only associate my profile with elderly Mennonite women making marmalade and include such endearing commentary like "This is driving me insane...my groin itches  badly but I am handcuffed to a dummy of Walter Matthau and can't do anything " which I peg out with a chopstick in the mouth.


You dirty, dirty man! That's *my* fantasy too!
 
2013-05-17 09:58:35 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: If you're a politician, you should have a PR team running your FB and Twitter accounts. Plausible deniability while keeping a very active profile with your constituents. It's how George Takei runs his FB page, and he's the biggest draw Facebook's got.


That sucks.  I actually thought I was friends with Takei!!
 
2013-05-17 10:03:14 AM
Guys who do this for family pictures need to be punched in the face... repeatedly.
 
2013-05-17 10:07:31 AM
I prefer the "oh, I sat in gum" prank for getting people to see your sack.  You need to have a flexible scrote though.
 
2013-05-17 10:12:27 AM
Ahh the ol 'Hey did you drop your gum?' gag...
 
2013-05-17 10:14:31 AM

durbnpoisn: AverageAmericanGuy: If you're a politician, you should have a PR team running your FB and Twitter accounts. Plausible deniability while keeping a very active profile with your constituents. It's how George Takei runs his FB page, and he's the biggest draw Facebook's got.

That sucks.  I actually thought I was friends with Takei!!


There's nothing wrong with Takei. Some of my good friends on FB have Takei.
 
2013-05-17 10:25:23 AM

Smokey the Bare: I can't wait for the sneaky slit.


There was a Fark story many moons ago about a girl who went with a beaver shot in one of her yearbook club photos. No one noticed until after distribution. And no, TFA did not contain the pic in question, so don't bother.
 
2013-05-17 10:43:08 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: durbnpoisn: AverageAmericanGuy: If you're a politician, you should have a PR team running your FB and Twitter accounts. Plausible deniability while keeping a very active profile with your constituents. It's how George Takei runs his FB page, and he's the biggest draw Facebook's got.

That sucks.  I actually thought I was friends with Takei!!

There's nothing wrong with Takei. Some of my good friends on FB have Takei.


Oh Myyy!
 
2013-05-17 10:44:49 AM
There are whole blogs dedicated to sneaky nuts with tons of pictures. Not that I look at them.

/I look at them
 
2013-05-17 10:47:05 AM
I wonder if this will hurt his career, many a politician has gone down on an underage boy.
 
2013-05-17 10:48:34 AM
in college we called it "hanging dove"
 
2013-05-17 10:59:40 AM
You mean hanging a brain?
 
2013-05-17 11:52:59 AM
The Brain!!!!!
 
2013-05-17 11:58:13 AM
I had no idea this was a thing.
 
2013-05-17 12:27:34 PM
I have heard of salty nuts but never heard of sneaky nuts
 
2013-05-17 12:41:42 PM

hej: I must be the only person here who doesn't know what "sneaky nuts" is.


nope......me neither.
 
2013-05-17 12:42:24 PM
I had always thought of it as a nutsack photo bomb, but I like sneaky nuts better.
 
2013-05-17 01:03:55 PM

teenytinycornteeth: I prefer the "oh, I sat in gum" prank for getting people to see your sack.  You need to have a flexible scrote though.



I really like this idea, however I am unsure as to how it would be delivered-physically speaking?

/Care to elaborate? does it involve a slatted chair?
//is there such a thing as a non-flexible scrote?
 
2013-05-17 01:06:20 PM
My nuts are too big to sneak anywhere. For true! Last time I flew they tried to make me check them, but the baggage hold got too cold and they snapped back into business class like a hairy eggplant slingshot and crippled the drinks hostess.
 
2013-05-17 01:20:28 PM

2KanZam: teenytinycornteeth: I prefer the "oh, I sat in gum" prank for getting people to see your sack.  You need to have a flexible scrote though.


I really like this idea, however I am unsure as to how it would be delivered-physically speaking?

/Care to elaborate? does it involve a slatted chair?
//is there such a thing as a non-flexible scrote?


Well, as I'm a gal, I can only speak from having been tricked into looking at a "gum" scrotum and it seems elaborate, so make sure it's going to work before you commit. The young gentleman was sitting in a patio chair of the non-slatted variety wearing loose shorts.  He stretched a portion of the scrotum out of the bottom of said shorts and stuck it beneath his thigh, holding onto it from behind his leg to keep it "attached" to the thigh like gum. (I should mention he was a fairly thin, lanky guy) , then cried out "OH dammit, I sat in gum".  And when I turned to look, laugh and assist in clean up, he pointed to his thigh where the cheerful pink skin was poking out and as he lifted his thigh an inch or two he held onto the skin with his hand, allowing it to stretch like gum.

I should mention that this was at a fundraiser for charity, I was there with my husband, and these are the sort of people we yearn to associate with.
 
2013-05-17 01:34:58 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: If you're a politician, you should have a PR team running your FB and Twitter accounts.


They do! "PR Team" is the same thing as "19-year-old intern", right?
 
2013-05-17 02:44:18 PM
and this kid should get a trophy for having the sneakiest nuts of all!
 
2013-05-17 04:36:33 PM

Meatybrain: My nuts are too big to sneak anywhere. For true! Last time I flew they tried to make me check them, but the baggage hold got too cold and they snapped back into business class like a hairy eggplant slingshot and crippled the drinks hostess.

 
2013-05-17 06:55:10 PM
We called it Popeye's chin.
 
2013-05-17 08:52:47 PM
But did he get away with peforming the batwing?
 
2013-05-18 06:57:05 AM

wambu: Does GIS . . . .

What manner of fresh Hell is this?


Aaaand, now your going to jail for viewing child porn
 
2013-05-18 02:21:16 PM
Your pants are too tight
if when you begin walking
Hear that? Squeaky nuts.
 
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