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(Denver Channel)   After a night of drinking, woman successfully shows how her brand new assault rifle works. Since you're reading this on Fark, you can predict what happened   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 283
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2013-05-17 01:52:31 AM  

NewportBarGuy: There is no such thing as an assault rifle.


Apparently there's no such thing as a responsible gun owner.
 
2013-05-17 01:52:53 AM  

sethen320: Incidentally I dif have a gun pulled on me once when I was younger.
It scared the hell out of me. I lived in Cronulla...as in Australia. Only time that has ever happened to me.


Must've been pre-1996. Since then gun ownership in Australia has dropped to around 5%.
 
2013-05-17 01:53:34 AM  

sethen320: cameroncrazy1984: What you're saying,  sethen320, is that we aren't as good as the UK. That it's just too hard to be exceptional. Is that what you really believe? That the US cannot be better than every other country in the developed world?

Um sure. Whatever works for you.


That's what I thought. You're so in love with your guns that you just don't want to expend the effort to make America truly exceptional in the world.
 
2013-05-17 01:53:40 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: Incidentally I dif have a gun pulled on me once when I was younger.
It scared the hell out of me. I lived in Cronulla...as in Australia. Only time that has ever happened to me.

Must've been pre-1996. Since then gun ownership in Australia has dropped to around 5%.


Full disclosure: yes, pre 1996.
 
2013-05-17 01:54:24 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: cameroncrazy1984: What you're saying,  sethen320, is that we aren't as good as the UK. That it's just too hard to be exceptional. Is that what you really believe? That the US cannot be better than every other country in the developed world?

Um sure. Whatever works for you.

That's what I thought. You're so in love with your guns that you just don't want to expend the effort to make America truly exceptional in the world.


Yes. You have me figured out completely. You must be psychic.
 
2013-05-17 01:54:32 AM  
She looks kinda like my ex. Kinda wish she'd "mishandle" a firearm as well.
 
2013-05-17 01:54:40 AM  

sethen320: cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: Incidentally I dif have a gun pulled on me once when I was younger.
It scared the hell out of me. I lived in Cronulla...as in Australia. Only time that has ever happened to me.

Must've been pre-1996. Since then gun ownership in Australia has dropped to around 5%.

Full disclosure: yes, pre 1996.


So then your anecdote actually discredits your position.
 
2013-05-17 01:55:17 AM  

sethen320: cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: cameroncrazy1984: What you're saying,  sethen320, is that we aren't as good as the UK. That it's just too hard to be exceptional. Is that what you really believe? That the US cannot be better than every other country in the developed world?

Um sure. Whatever works for you.

That's what I thought. You're so in love with your guns that you just don't want to expend the effort to make America truly exceptional in the world.

Yes. You have me figured out completely. You must be psychic.


Well you're not exactly hard to read, pookie.
 
2013-05-17 01:55:39 AM  

fusillade762: MaudlinMutantMollusk: [oi39.tinypic.com image 300x362]

The article didn't mention if they had kids, so maybe Darwin missed this one.


As long as they still had the potential to reproduce, it's a Darwin Nguyen.
 
2013-05-17 01:55:40 AM  
I'm done with arguing gun control with you assholes, I just rate these stories now.This story made me lulz out loud. LOL!5 out of 7 AKs.
 
2013-05-17 01:55:49 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Must've been pre-1996. Since then gun ownership in Australia has dropped to around 5%.


That makes it a must've? You've never hit a 2-outer on the river?
 
2013-05-17 01:56:14 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: Incidentally I dif have a gun pulled on me once when I was younger.
It scared the hell out of me. I lived in Cronulla...as in Australia. Only time that has ever happened to me.

Must've been pre-1996. Since then gun ownership in Australia has dropped to around 5%.

Full disclosure: yes, pre 1996.

So then your anecdote actually discredits your position.


No. I still haven't feared being shot in the U.S.

Is this really that difficult?
 
2013-05-17 01:56:27 AM  
Live by the DERP, Die by the DERP.
 
2013-05-17 01:56:38 AM  

awalkingecho: cameroncrazy1984: Must've been pre-1996. Since then gun ownership in Australia has dropped to around 5%.

That makes it a must've? You've never hit a 2-outer on the river?


Let's just say I knew my odds
 
2013-05-17 01:56:58 AM  

sethen320: Is this really that difficult?


cc86 is among the largest fountains of derp on the website. Surely you know that by now.
 
2013-05-17 01:57:23 AM  

sethen320: No. I still haven't feared being shot in the U.S.

Is this really that difficult?


Yes. I'm wondering why you even brought up the Australian thing. Were you afraid of being shot in Australia pre gun-ban? Would you be afraid of being shot there now?
 
2013-05-17 01:57:40 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: Incidentally I dif have a gun pulled on me once when I was younger.
It scared the hell out of me. I lived in Cronulla...as in Australia. Only time that has ever happened to me.

Must've been pre-1996. Since then gun ownership in Australia has dropped to around 5%.

Full disclosure: yes, pre 1996.

So then your anecdote actually discredits your position.


Ah..I think we had a misunderstanding...
I didn't live there past 1990 so I wouldn't know anything of 1996+.
 
2013-05-17 01:57:49 AM  

awalkingecho: sethen320: Is this really that difficult?

cc84 is among the largest fountains of derp on the website. Surely you know that by now.


FTFM
 
2013-05-17 01:57:58 AM  

awalkingecho: sethen320: Is this really that difficult?

cc86 is among the largest fountains of derp on the website. Surely you know that by now.


Coming from you, that's a great compliment. You really know your derp!
 
2013-05-17 01:58:18 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: cameroncrazy1984: What you're saying,  sethen320, is that we aren't as good as the UK. That it's just too hard to be exceptional. Is that what you really believe? That the US cannot be better than every other country in the developed world?

Um sure. Whatever works for you.

That's what I thought. You're so in love with your guns that you just don't want to expend the effort to make America truly exceptional in the world.

Yes. You have me figured out completely. You must be psychic.

Well you're not exactly hard to read, pookie.


Your sarcasm meter is broken.
 
2013-05-17 01:58:18 AM  
The type of gun is irrelevant. Any gun with the safety off and a round in the chamber will go off if the trigger is pulled. Same old worthless argument.

/gun should have been stored safely. Should not have been handled by drunk people with a round in the chamber AND the safety off.

/RIP young lady and condolences to husband, family and friends.
 
2013-05-17 01:59:01 AM  

awalkingecho: sethen320: Is this really that difficult?

cc86 is among the largest fountains of derp on the website. Surely you know that by now.


I do now.
 
2013-05-17 01:59:52 AM  

sethen320: I do now.


That's not to say he's not a great guy, of course. Gun threads and middle east threads are always a hoot though.
 
2013-05-17 02:00:26 AM  

sethen320: cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: Incidentally I dif have a gun pulled on me once when I was younger.
It scared the hell out of me. I lived in Cronulla...as in Australia. Only time that has ever happened to me.

Must've been pre-1996. Since then gun ownership in Australia has dropped to around 5%.

Full disclosure: yes, pre 1996.

So then your anecdote actually discredits your position.

Ah..I think we had a misunderstanding...
I didn't live there past 1990 so I wouldn't know anything of 1996+.


Let me bring you up to speed:

Australia used to have a gun violence problem.
Mass shooting happens in 1996.
They ban a bunch of different types of guns.
They've had 1 in the intervening 17 years.

US has a number of mass shootings in the 2000s
We don't do anything
We continue to have mass shootings at a rate of several per year.

Do you understand this now? Does it make sense to you now?
 
2013-05-17 02:00:36 AM  
Am I the only one that finds the eyewitness stories less than credible?
 
2013-05-17 02:00:53 AM  

squibbits: The type of gun is irrelevant. Any gun with the safety off and a round in the chamber will go off if the trigger is pulled. Same old worthless argument.

/gun should have been stored safely. Should not have been handled by drunk people with a round in the chamber AND the safety off.

/RIP young lady and condolences to husband, family and friends.


also not handled by drunks
also shouldn't be loaded
also what was she doing handing it by the barrel pointing at her face?
 
2013-05-17 02:00:57 AM  

awalkingecho: sethen320: I do now.

That's not to say he's not a great guy, of course. Gun threads and middle east threads are always a hoot though.


He trollin?
 
2013-05-17 02:01:01 AM  

sethen320: cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: cameroncrazy1984: What you're saying,  sethen320, is that we aren't as good as the UK. That it's just too hard to be exceptional. Is that what you really believe? That the US cannot be better than every other country in the developed world?

Um sure. Whatever works for you.

That's what I thought. You're so in love with your guns that you just don't want to expend the effort to make America truly exceptional in the world.

Yes. You have me figured out completely. You must be psychic.

Well you're not exactly hard to read, pookie.

Your sarcasm meter is broken.


Oh no, I understood the sarcasm completely.
 
2013-05-17 02:01:13 AM  
That sucks. I wish more people would take a simple firearms safety course before they decide to bring a gun into the home.
 
2013-05-17 02:01:29 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: We continue to have mass shootings at a rate of several per year.


The beauty of ours is, provided that we utilize our rights correctly, we can actually shoot back!
 
2013-05-17 02:01:57 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: Incidentally I dif have a gun pulled on me once when I was younger.
It scared the hell out of me. I lived in Cronulla...as in Australia. Only time that has ever happened to me.

Must've been pre-1996. Since then gun ownership in Australia has dropped to around 5%.

Full disclosure: yes, pre 1996.

So then your anecdote actually discredits your position.

Ah..I think we had a misunderstanding...
I didn't live there past 1990 so I wouldn't know anything of 1996+.

Let me bring you up to speed:

Australia used to have a gun violence problem.
Mass shooting happens in 1996.
They ban a bunch of different types of guns.
They've had 1 in the intervening 17 years.

US has a number of mass shootings in the 2000s
We don't do anything
We continue to have mass shootings at a rate of several per year.

Do you understand this now? Does it make sense to you now?


Actually I don't care. Still feel pretty safe right where I am. Fark off.
 
2013-05-17 02:02:26 AM  

awalkingecho: cameroncrazy1984: We continue to have mass shootings at a rate of several per year.

The beauty of ours is, provided that we utilize our rights correctly, we can actually shoot back!


Which happens approximately zero times.

Some beauty.
 
2013-05-17 02:03:45 AM  

sethen320: Actually I don't care. Still feel pretty safe right where I am. Fark off.


Yes, you don't care so much that you said "fark off" when the differences between Australia and the US were pointed out to you.

I feel very safe where I am as well. And yet, somehow, i don't feel the need to strap up every day.
 
2013-05-17 02:04:22 AM  
I assumed AR-15 stood for assault rifle. Am i mistaken?
 
2013-05-17 02:04:42 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: Actually I don't care. Still feel pretty safe right where I am. Fark off.

Yes, you don't care so much that you said "fark off" when the differences between Australia and the US were pointed out to you.

I feel very safe where I am as well. And yet, somehow, i don't feel the need to strap up every day.


And where you are is the US, just like the rest of us, so you are... invalidating your own argument?

Or am I missing something here.
 
2013-05-17 02:05:04 AM  

kibbled: I assumed AR-15 stood for assault rifle. Am i mistaken?


Armalite Rifle I think. Something like that.
 
2013-05-17 02:05:21 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: Actually I don't care. Still feel pretty safe right where I am. Fark off.

Yes, you don't care so much that you said "fark off" when the differences between Australia and the US were pointed out to you.

I feel very safe where I am as well. And yet, somehow, i don't feel the need to strap up every day.


Neither do I. I like your judgemental douchebag approach though. Ill bet you get lots of converts like that.
 
2013-05-17 02:05:29 AM  
If assault weapons were banned, she would have been restricted to a rifle without a pistol grip or collapsing stock, a bullet from which would have been substantially less lethal.
 
2013-05-17 02:05:38 AM  

kibbled: I assumed AR-15 stood for assault rifle. Am i mistaken?


That is correct. AK-47, as mentioned in the article, stands for Attack Killer.
 
2013-05-17 02:06:44 AM  

sethen320: cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: Actually I don't care. Still feel pretty safe right where I am. Fark off.

Yes, you don't care so much that you said "fark off" when the differences between Australia and the US were pointed out to you.

I feel very safe where I am as well. And yet, somehow, i don't feel the need to strap up every day.

Neither do I. I like your judgemental douchebag approach though. Ill bet you get lots of converts like that.


Nah, I only take that approach with people who are clearly idiots. Oddly seems to happen a lot with gun nuts.
 
2013-05-17 02:07:31 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: Nah, I only take that approach with people who are clearly idiots. Oddly seems to happen a lot with gun nuts


This is amusing because I don't think any of the people you are carrying on this conversation with are gun nuts.
 
2013-05-17 02:08:34 AM  

awalkingecho: cameroncrazy1984: Nah, I only take that approach with people who are clearly idiots. Oddly seems to happen a lot with gun nuts

This is amusing because I don't think any of the people you are carrying on this conversation with are gun nuts.


I stand corrected. He must have just been uninformed. My mistake.
 
2013-05-17 02:08:34 AM  

awalkingecho: cameroncrazy1984: Nah, I only take that approach with people who are clearly idiots. Oddly seems to happen a lot with gun nuts

This is amusing because I don't think any of the people you are carrying on this conversation with are gun nuts.


Anyone who doesn't shiat their pants at the thought of an adult owning a firearm is a "gun nut."
 
2013-05-17 02:09:09 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: awalkingecho: cameroncrazy1984: Nah, I only take that approach with people who are clearly idiots. Oddly seems to happen a lot with gun nuts

This is amusing because I don't think any of the people you are carrying on this conversation with are gun nuts.

Anyone who doesn't shiat their pants at the thought of an adult owning a firearm is a "gun nut."


Not sure if serious.
 
2013-05-17 02:10:22 AM  

NewportBarGuy: There is no such thing as an assault rifle.




Next you will be telling me this doesn't exist.
upload.wikimedia.org

/Tortious negligence at least
 
2013-05-17 02:10:26 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: Actually I don't care. Still feel pretty safe right where I am. Fark off.

Yes, you don't care so much that you said "fark off" when the differences between Australia and the US were pointed out to you.

I feel very safe where I am as well. And yet, somehow, i don't feel the need to strap up every day.

Neither do I. I like your judgemental douchebag approach though. Ill bet you get lots of converts like that.

Nah, I only take that approach with people who are clearly idiots. Oddly seems to happen a lot with gun nuts.


So...I'm an idiot because I don't agree with you? Please, let me apologize oh great infallible one who could never have an incorrect opinion...

Nah...you're just a dbag. Its ok though, you can get treatment for your personality disorder. It might even help with your phobia of getting shot.

Sorry. Not a gun nut. Your psychic powers are really bad.
 
2013-05-17 02:11:07 AM  

kibbled: I assumed AR-15 stood for assault rifle. Am i mistaken?


Armalite Rifle.
 
2013-05-17 02:11:31 AM  

sethen320: It might even help with your phobia of getting shot.


What phobia of getting shot? I gave you numbers. That's called evidence-based reasoning.
 
2013-05-17 02:12:39 AM  

cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: It might even help with your phobia of getting shot.

What phobia of getting shot? I gave you numbers. That's called evidence-based reasoning.


Are you implying that correlation is causation?
 
2013-05-17 02:12:49 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: kibbled: I assumed AR-15 stood for assault rifle. Am i mistaken?

That is correct. AK-47, as mentioned in the article, stands for Attack Killer.


There was a trolling comment in an earlier gun thread today that cracked me up.


"The AK-47 and AR-15 are Assault Rifles as designated by their manufacturers. Of course we all know "AR" stands for "Assault Rifle", but "AK" stands for "Assaulti Karabina", which is Russian for, you guessed it, "Assault Rifle." These were purpose-built for being fully machine gun automatic weapons for infantrymen to kill as many enemy as possible.

The numbers indicated the size of their ammo magazines but there have been aftermarket magazines developed which will hold 30 or 100 rounds, and even a backpack that will hold 1000 rounds."
 
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