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(Denver Channel)   After a night of drinking, woman successfully shows how her brand new assault rifle works. Since you're reading this on Fark, you can predict what happened   (thedenverchannel.com) divider line 283
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2013-05-16 11:26:08 PM
Basic firearms instruction anyone?
 
2013-05-16 11:50:37 PM

mtlls: Basic firearms instruction anyone?


Well, she taught her friends a lesson.
 
2013-05-16 11:58:49 PM
There is no such thing as an assault rifle.
 
2013-05-17 12:06:49 AM
oi39.tinypic.com
 
2013-05-17 12:11:23 AM
i369.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-17 12:24:50 AM
She disassembled, cleaned, and re-assembled the weapon in record time?
 
2013-05-17 01:31:02 AM
He fixes the cable?
 
2013-05-17 01:31:24 AM
She argued pointlessly for hours about gun control with other people who have already made up their minds?
 
2013-05-17 01:31:33 AM

NewportBarGuy: There is no such thing as an assault rifle.


oh good then I guess that makes her alive then.
 
2013-05-17 01:34:43 AM
FTA: Anastasia Adair, a new an ex gun enthusiast, went upstairs to a bedroom get her recently purchased assault rifle

FTFM
 
2013-05-17 01:35:05 AM
from the picture I can tell we didn't lose anyone important.
 
2013-05-17 01:35:21 AM
I may be stating the obvious, but if there had been someone else in the area who was armed, that never would have happened.  After all, it is absolute truth that the only way to stop someone with a weapon is someone else with a weapon.
 
2013-05-17 01:35:35 AM
It is such a rare occasion that stories such as these are discussed in public forums. Shocked and enlightened by the novelty of awareness am I. *languished Rennaisance dude*
 
2013-05-17 01:35:41 AM
She fixed the cable?
 
2013-05-17 01:35:54 AM
OBUMMER CAME TO TAKE HER GUN!!
/did I get it right
 
2013-05-17 01:36:26 AM

valkore: He fixes the cable?


fark. should have posted faster
 
2013-05-17 01:37:17 AM
So much stupid all in one place.
 
2013-05-17 01:37:47 AM
it looks like an AK-47-type rifle.

Might as well get this /oblig out of the way:

blog.robballen.com
 
2013-05-17 01:38:21 AM

NewportBarGuy: There is no such thing as an assault rifle.


Um...yes there is.   Assault weapons might be up for debate, but assault rifles are most definitely a thing.
 
2013-05-17 01:38:26 AM

NewportBarGuy: There is no such thing as an assault rifle.


Just like there's no such thing as a hunting knife.
 
2013-05-17 01:38:45 AM
Yes! Gun debate! I'm looking forward to changing peoples' minds on this issue.
 
2013-05-17 01:38:54 AM
She put the ass in assault rifle....
 
2013-05-17 01:40:01 AM

Aeonite: NewportBarGuy: There is no such thing as an assault rifle.

Just like there's no such thing as a hunting knife.


Or a soup spoon.
 
2013-05-17 01:40:34 AM

sethen320: Yes! Gun debate! I'm looking forward to changing peoples' minds on this issue.



What debate?

Stupid people with guns = Darwin Award!
 
2013-05-17 01:40:56 AM

NewportBarGuy: There is no such thing as an assault rifle.


"911"
"HELP MY WIFE SHOT HERSELF IN THE HEAD WITH HER ASSAULT RIFLE!"
"sir that's impossible, there is no such thing as an assault rifle"
"you hear that honey? everything will be okay"
"yey*wharrblgrbl*"
 
2013-05-17 01:41:21 AM
So, the party ended with a bang?
 
2013-05-17 01:41:27 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: [oi39.tinypic.com image 300x362]


The article didn't mention if they had kids, so maybe Darwin missed this one.
 
2013-05-17 01:41:38 AM
Poor woman. Getting drunk can really make you do wacky things. Deadly weapons shouldn't be easily accessible, especially by drunk people.
 
2013-05-17 01:42:04 AM
Since this is fark my guess is that a bunch of emotional, knee-jerk reactionists will tell everyone here who has ever so much as thought about guns that they are callous killers in waiting...because guns are evil. And they hate scary things...because Newtown.
 
2013-05-17 01:42:05 AM

NewportBarGuy: There is no such thing as an assault rifle.


Really? Because Webster's Dictionary would tend to disagree with you:

assault rifle  noun: any of various automatic or semiautomatic rifles with large capacity magazines designed for military use

And you wonder why you people are called "gun nuts." Hint: it's because you deny reality in regard to anything that has to do with regulating your precious.
 
2013-05-17 01:42:53 AM

GungFu: sethen320: Yes! Gun debate! I'm looking forward to changing peoples' minds on this issue.


What debate?

Stupid people with guns = Darwin Award!


Oh, its coming. It always does when theres a gun in the story.
 
2013-05-17 01:43:38 AM

sethen320: Since this is fark my guess is that a bunch of emotional, knee-jerk reactionists will tell everyone here who has ever so much as thought about guns that they are callous killers in waiting...because guns are evil. And they hate scary things...because Newtown.


More like because the gun related deaths per 100000 people in the UK is .20 versus more than ten times that in the US.

But, you know, again. Reality.
 
2013-05-17 01:43:38 AM

sethen320: Since this is fark my guess is that a bunch of emotional, knee-jerk reactionists will tell everyone here who has ever so much as thought about guns that they are callous killers in waiting...because guns are evil. And they hate scary things...because Newtown.


see previous:

GungFu: sethen320: Yes! Gun debate! I'm looking forward to changing peoples' minds on this issue.

What debate?

Stupid people with guns = Darwin Award!

 
2013-05-17 01:44:10 AM

cameroncrazy1984: NewportBarGuy: There is no such thing as an assault rifle.

Really? Because Webster's Dictionary would tend to disagree with you:

assault rifle  noun: any of various automatic or semiautomatic rifles with large capacity magazines designed for military use

And you wonder why you people are called "gun nuts." Hint: it's because you deny reality in regard to anything that has to do with regulating your precious.


And it starts.
 
2013-05-17 01:44:16 AM

GreenSun: Poor woman. Getting drunk can really make you do wacky things. Deadly weapons shouldn't be easily accessible, especially by drunk people.


That's why I decided not to get an assault weapon.  I drink waaay too much.
 
2013-05-17 01:44:34 AM

sethen320: cameroncrazy1984: NewportBarGuy: There is no such thing as an assault rifle.

Really? Because Webster's Dictionary would tend to disagree with you:

assault rifle  noun: any of various automatic or semiautomatic rifles with large capacity magazines designed for military use

And you wonder why you people are called "gun nuts." Hint: it's because you deny reality in regard to anything that has to do with regulating your precious.

And it starts.


Yep. Thank the gun nuts for that one.
 
2013-05-17 01:45:09 AM

Billy Bathsalt: GreenSun: Poor woman. Getting drunk can really make you do wacky things. Deadly weapons shouldn't be easily accessible, especially by drunk people.

That's why I decided not to get an assault weapon.  I drink waaay too much.


I'm sorry, I'm told there's no such thing as an assault weapon. Or drinking too much.
 
2013-05-17 01:46:27 AM

cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: Since this is fark my guess is that a bunch of emotional, knee-jerk reactionists will tell everyone here who has ever so much as thought about guns that they are callous killers in waiting...because guns are evil. And they hate scary things...because Newtown.

More like because the gun related deaths per 100000 people in the UK is .20 versus more than ten times that in the US.

But, you know, again. Reality.


So the fark what? Go live in the damn UK. Your chances of getting shot in the U.S. are still farking are pretty damn remote. Stop being scared all of the time.
 
2013-05-17 01:46:56 AM
Only cops should have guns.
 
2013-05-17 01:47:18 AM
I think I'm becoming de-sensitized to self-inflicted gun violence caused by stupidity (thanks, Fark!) but this in the sidebar was pretty damn disturbing:

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/colorado-springs-area/naked-aut is tic-boy-found-in-colorado-springs-home-with-dead-rats-human-feces

*sigh*
 
2013-05-17 01:47:29 AM

the_chief: Only cops should have guns.


And donuts.
 
2013-05-17 01:48:29 AM

sethen320: So the fark what? Go live in the damn UK. Your chances of getting shot in the U.S. are still farking are pretty damn remote. Stop being scared all of the time.


Who says I'm scared? I just figured you'd want to live in a society which isn't the most violent country in the developed world. But hey, not all of us can be civilized.

And I did live in the UK for awhile. Even in the bad neighborhoods I never felt like I could be shot. Unlike whenever I visit Bed-Stuy.
 
2013-05-17 01:49:13 AM

the_chief: Only cops should have guns.


Hell, in the UK the cops don't even have guns. And you know what? They shoot up a lot fewer random Honda Ridgelines, that's for damn sure.
 
2013-05-17 01:49:40 AM

cameroncrazy1984: NewportBarGuy: There is no such thing as an assault rifle.

Really? Because Webster's Dictionary would tend to disagree with you:

assault rifle  noun: any of various automatic or semiautomatic rifles with large capacity magazines designed for military use


Websters has already been discredited:
i.imgur.com
 
2013-05-17 01:50:23 AM
What you're saying,  sethen320, is that we aren't as good as the UK. That it's just too hard to be exceptional. Is that what you really believe? That the US cannot be better than every other country in the developed world?
 
2013-05-17 01:50:53 AM
In order for that to happen

1. atrocious firearms handling
2. really crappy AK build (guns should never go bang simply because you drop them).
 
2013-05-17 01:50:59 AM

NewportBarGuy: There is no such thing as an assault rifle.


It's a term people use. They must say it to mean something, right? Ah any rate whatever you prefer to call that thing you have to admit it played a very important role in the assault that occurred.
 
2013-05-17 01:51:32 AM

cameroncrazy1984: sethen320: So the fark what? Go live in the damn UK. Your chances of getting shot in the U.S. are still farking are pretty damn remote. Stop being scared all of the time.

Who says I'm scared? I just figured you'd want to live in a society which isn't the most violent country in the developed world. But hey, not all of us can be civilized.

And I did live in the UK for awhile. Even in the bad neighborhoods I never felt like I could be shot. Unlike whenever I visit Bed-Stuy.


Funny. I live in the U.S. and I have never worried about being shot either. Must be you.

Incidentally I dif have a gun pulled on me once when I was younger.
It scared the hell out of me. I lived in Cronulla...as in Australia. Only time that has ever happened to me.
 
2013-05-17 01:51:33 AM
Can we cover "there's no such thing as a pit bull" in this thread too?
 
2013-05-17 01:52:21 AM

cameroncrazy1984: What you're saying,  sethen320, is that we aren't as good as the UK. That it's just too hard to be exceptional. Is that what you really believe? That the US cannot be better than every other country in the developed world?


Um sure. Whatever works for you.
 
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