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(Gawker)   Toronto Mayor Rob Ford goes full Marion Barry, gets caught smoking crack on tape. No word yet on whether a biatch set him up or not   (gawker.com) divider line 167
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2013-05-16 09:38:10 PM
That Bruins series was tough for everyone in Toronto.
 
2013-05-17 12:01:11 AM
Just a hunch, but I bet he's smokin' some pole too.
 
2013-05-17 12:30:47 AM
Wtf?
 
2013-05-17 12:37:26 AM
I got $5 to throw in a pool to buy the video.
 
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2013-05-17 01:00:54 AM
Heh, from DC here, so getting a kick.
 
2013-05-17 01:10:20 AM
i.imgur.com

A politicao who can smoke crack like Marion Berry did in his glory days, and eat more than Chris Christie did in his glory days. All they need now is a hockey team that can play like the Leafs did in their glo-NEVERMIND. But two outa three ain't bad. You go, Trawnna!
 
2013-05-17 02:10:14 AM
He's such a husky guy, he should really think of switching to amphetamines.
 
2013-05-17 02:23:31 AM
How do you smoke crack and stay fat?
 
2013-05-17 02:32:58 AM

rynthetyn: How do you smoke crack and stay fat?


Okay, maybe he's not as hardcore as Berry, but goddammit he's trying...
 
2013-05-17 03:02:27 AM
Fattest crackhead who ever was.
 
2013-05-17 03:03:48 AM
mojoimage.com
 
2013-05-17 03:55:23 AM
Man, if the mayor can't trust the people he smokes crack with, who can he trust?
 
2013-05-17 05:02:52 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

RIP Robfordies
 
2013-05-17 05:06:54 AM
He looks like a cross between Ted Kennedy and Rex Ryan.  Basically, the world's fattest crackhead.
 
2013-05-17 05:09:51 AM
Just once I'd like someone to have some testicles:

"Yeah, I did it. So what? I still do my job and what I do in my off hours ain't your business. The drug laws are stupid anyway and everyone knows crack has no legs so it's not like I'm freaking about coke bugs under my skin in the office. Now STFU and fark off."
 
2013-05-17 05:12:47 AM
He's not smoking enough of it. He's still fat as fark.
 
2013-05-17 05:14:27 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: He's not smoking enough of it. He's still fat as fark.


I see I'm already late to this party.
 
2013-05-17 05:15:57 AM
It truly is the multicultural city of the world
 
2013-05-17 05:18:28 AM
Being that "crack" is a cocaine drug (Freebase), I have seen, known of and met plenty of fat people who did a lot of coke/freebase... so the weight isn't really unbelievable. Meth is however a different story altogether.
 
2013-05-17 05:18:41 AM
I'm more curious about the high class Toronto crack ring.

A) Rich people doing crack? Seriously?

B) Rich people going down to the 'hood to get crack? Seriously?
 
2013-05-17 05:21:42 AM

rynthetyn: How do you smoke crack and stay fat?


Same way it happens on meth: gorge yourself when you come down.
 
2013-05-17 05:25:31 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: He's not smoking enough of it. He's still fat as fark.

I see I'm already late to this party.


You quoted yourself, lamenting that you were too slow to reply before your own reply?

Did you accidentally not sign into an alt account?
 
2013-05-17 05:28:23 AM

Mixolydian Master: AverageAmericanGuy: AverageAmericanGuy: He's not smoking enough of it. He's still fat as fark.

I see I'm already late to this party.

You quoted yourself, lamenting that you were too slow to reply before your own reply?

Did you accidentally not sign into an alt account?


No, I posted my joke first, then went back and read the thread, then posted again bemoaning my timeliness.

But believe what you want.
 
2013-05-17 05:36:45 AM
The tipster has already reached out to one other news outlet, a Canadian organization that he refused to name, which offered $40,000. The owner rejected that. He thinks he can get six figures. It's unlikely he's going to get six figures.

The tape owner had better take the $40,000.  After all, it's just Toronto we are talking about here.
 
2013-05-17 05:40:51 AM
Crack is whack, eh?
 
2013-05-17 05:43:37 AM

ModernLuddite: A) Rich people doing crack? Seriously?


Surely that should have been:

Rich people doing crack? What, are they on crack?
 
2013-05-17 05:45:23 AM
Bith set me up
 
2013-05-17 05:46:23 AM

ModernLuddite: I'm more curious about the high class Toronto crack ring.

A) Rich people doing crack? Seriously?

B) Rich people going down to the 'hood to get crack? Seriously?


Crack is typically cheap because it's quite impure. The more pure form of it used to be (maybe still is) called freebase and can be just as expensive as good quality coke.
 
2013-05-17 06:00:32 AM

Snapper Carr: ModernLuddite: I'm more curious about the high class Toronto crack ring.

A) Rich people doing crack? Seriously?

B) Rich people going down to the 'hood to get crack? Seriously?

Crack is typically cheap because it's quite impure. The more pure form of it used to be (maybe still is) called freebase and can be just as expensive as good quality coke.


All I'm saying is that if I were wealthy, I'd be going to opium dens.
 
2013-05-17 06:05:32 AM
Crack feels good
 
2013-05-17 06:06:25 AM

Alkoholiker: Bith set me up

, eh

FTFY.
 
2013-05-17 06:07:17 AM

ModernLuddite: Snapper Carr: ModernLuddite: I'm more curious about the high class Toronto crack ring.

A) Rich people doing crack? Seriously?

B) Rich people going down to the 'hood to get crack? Seriously?

Crack is typically cheap because it's quite impure. The more pure form of it used to be (maybe still is) called freebase and can be just as expensive as good quality coke.

All I'm saying is that if I were wealthy, I'd be going to opium dens.


I don't think there is much of a black market for opium. Makes more sense to make heroin out of it first. You can make a little in your garden though.
 
2013-05-17 06:14:52 AM
Where does he smoke his crack?  In a van, down by the river, of course.
 
2013-05-17 06:24:17 AM
images.sodahead.com
 
2013-05-17 06:25:16 AM
The "before" shot:
t1.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-17 06:29:35 AM
FTFA: Rob Ford purchases his crack cocaine from a crew of Toronto drug dealers that service a veritable who's who of A-list...Torontonians? Torontites? Anyway, a lot of prominent people in Toronto purchase and enjoy crack and powder cocaine, and they all buy it from the same folks. The same folks Ford buys it from. Ford's longtime friend, people on his staff, his brother, a prominent hockey analyst, and more.

That is probably par for the course in all cities. Maybe not as much of the political elite, but the general "high society" yes. In my town we have something like this. A lot of it revolves around locally owned restaurants because that is where the owners get into contact with employees who deal on the side. A few years ago we had a prominent local restaurant owner get busted at a "party house" he and his friends had. They would do their drugs there and have young troubled women over to exchange drugs for sex. Of course it was silently swept under the rug and forgotten about with charges dropped, because if it went to court it probably would have exposed way too many prominent names.

It is amazing how sleazy many "upstanding citizens" really are.
 
2013-05-17 06:32:18 AM
ok, who's with me to start an indiegogo campaign to make a "documentary" about the mayor of Toronto?
 
2013-05-17 06:44:33 AM
I wonder if he'll be able to weasel his way out of this one? It'll probably just make him more popular with the people who vote for him.
 
2013-05-17 06:52:19 AM
Given how fat he is, he must have just started.  Just sayin'
 
2013-05-17 06:59:29 AM
Wait...people still use tape?
 
2013-05-17 07:07:16 AM
SO the only proof is a video of a guy holding a pipe and everyone has to take the drug dealers word for it?
Oh man somebody is gonna get shot! Rob Ford is CARAZY
 
paj
2013-05-17 07:20:59 AM
A much better Toronto Star article: Link
 
2013-05-17 07:27:54 AM
Looking forward to how the Sun will spin this one.
 
2013-05-17 07:29:39 AM

heavymetal: FTFA: Rob Ford purchases his crack cocaine from a crew of Toronto drug dealers that service a veritable who's who of A-list...Torontonians? Torontites? Anyway, a lot of prominent people in Toronto purchase and enjoy crack and powder cocaine, and they all buy it from the same folks. The same folks Ford buys it from. Ford's longtime friend, people on his staff, his brother, a prominent hockey analyst, and more.

That is probably par for the course in all cities. Maybe not as much of the political elite, but the general "high society" yes. In my town we have something like this. A lot of it revolves around locally owned restaurants because that is where the owners get into contact with employees who deal on the side. A few years ago we had a prominent local restaurant owner get busted at a "party house" he and his friends had. They would do their drugs there and have young troubled women whores over to exchange drugs for sex. Of course it was silently swept under the rug and forgotten about with charges dropped, because if it went to court it probably would have exposed way too many prominent names.

It is amazing how sleazy many "upstanding citizens" really are.


FTFU
 
2013-05-17 07:32:51 AM

Omahawg: Just once I'd like someone to have some testicles:

"Yeah, I did it. So what? I still do my job and what I do in my off hours ain't your business. The drug laws are stupid anyway and everyone knows crack has no legs so it's not like I'm freaking about coke bugs under my skin in the office. Now STFU and fark off."


He's used those lines every week of his term in office. I am not kidding, some of those sentences have come from his mouth, on record.
 
2013-05-17 07:47:38 AM
That's Councilman Barry, thank you very much.
 
2013-05-17 07:54:30 AM
"Bergeron set me up!"
 
2013-05-17 07:54:52 AM
It's said that the video is being sold for 100k. The star is unable to pay for it? I hope they are able to pay to defend themselves in court going to be more than that I bet!
 
2013-05-17 08:02:30 AM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-17 08:05:49 AM
I'd expect this from Chicago, but Toronto?
I bet the blurred face is an undercover mole sent to set up the whole thing.

Right, gangstalkers?
 
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