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(KITV Honolulu)   School threatens to fire 24-year-old teacher's assistant because she's: A) sleeping with students, B) sending naked pics to students, C) eating her homemade organic lunches in front of the students   (kitv.com) divider line 14
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2013-05-17 05:28:28 AM
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99.998er: So is that organic food gimmick a younger chick magnet thing? I am going to try it.

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It is. That older guy who works the register at whole foods gets more tang than a an astronaut.
2013-05-17 01:37:32 AM
3 votes:
Somehow I was hoping she blew a big cloud of peanut dust all over the students.

Oh well....
2013-05-17 01:29:08 AM
3 votes:
They expect her to field questions about the food being served, so that's why she can't eat her prepared lunch? Have these assholes ever met a pre-schooler? Those lil farkers will eat anything not nailed down- they think the litter box is an almond roca dispenser. Christ.
2013-05-17 03:46:06 AM
2 votes:
FTFA: "It's definitely a possibility," said Lee O'Connell, "but it's not to say that it's guaranteed that during my break time I'm not going to have a personal issue that comes up, and I have to take care of that first before I can be able to sit down to eat."

Is this the world's most complicated way of saying "I might have to go to the toilet"?
2013-05-17 02:55:20 AM
2 votes:

PsychoLaurie: duenor: 53 to 24. yipes. that whole video is weird. the creepy gramps-got-the-girl kitchen kiss, the humongous orange-shirt guy in the tv station...

 however, this is a preschool. their school, their rules. you don't like it, go work somewhere else. this isn't a public school.

Ah!! The 53 year old husband bagged himself a HAGO (Hot Asian Girls Only). Several of my friends here in Hawaii are all over that damn demographic, which is shallow shallow shallow. I've had a crush on a guy friend of mine for four years and while we often get close to becoming "more," invariably he meets some freaking HAGO who immediately decides she is jealous of how close me and the guy are and treats me like crap. His latest even refers to me as "His Other Girlfriend." No, there is no love for HAGOs.

Take your lunch and eat somewhere else, ya freaking HAGO.

/As for the big guy in the orange shirt, that's Sports Anchor Robert Kekaula ...


You know, your acronym would be more logical *and* snarkier if you just went with HAG.

/four years building a fortress of bitterness in the friendzone of a shallow shallow shallow guy? that does sound a little psycho...
2013-05-17 12:57:35 PM
1 votes:

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I farking hated it when teachers would eat in front of us in class. We would be sitting there hungry and not allowed to so much as chew gum, and the teachers would sit there sipping on Diet Sprite and eating Chex Mix. Awesome.


Oh booooohooooo when I was a kid I had a teacher that would openly mock the students while eating cookies and sandwiches. "You want to eat some food? NO EATING ALLOWED IN THE CLASSROOM FOR STUDENTS HAHAHAHAHA OM NOM NOM NOM NOM!"
2013-05-17 11:29:08 AM
1 votes:
Doesn't this selfish woman realize she is shaping young minds?  Does she want to start a riot?

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2013-05-17 02:42:08 AM
1 votes:

JasonGriffee: Mithiwithi: JasonGriffee: This will lead to the inevitable fate of a nation that, as a whole, will need strong "Universal Health-care". Health-care that already, is showing major problems, like plummeting us deeper into debt, and crushing our economy.

I sympathize with whatever hash your local politicians have made of public health care in your little corner of the planet, but you should be aware that most Farkers are Americans and won't be familiar with health care law in your country.

I AM an American.


From an alternate universe, then, where there was a universal health care program put in place that increased the debt and crushed the economy?

(Does Leonard Nimoy have a beard where you come from?)
2013-05-17 02:22:26 AM
1 votes:
The reason this rule exists is because the kids are supposed to ask questions about the food they eat. What is being missed in this story is the fact that the food they eat is tied into the curriculum. For example, when they study Native Americans they serve corn...get it? So the school likely has a food of the day in the same what the Sesame Street had a letter ("This episode brought to you by the letter Q") and that is tied into what is being served to the kids for lunch. So by insisting that she gets to eat something different she is screwing up the curriculum.

An example of this type of curriculum is here.
2013-05-17 02:20:49 AM
1 votes:

99.998er: So is that organic food gimmick a younger chick magnet thing? I am going to try it.


I think the having a little bit of money gimmick is an unattractive peasant native magnet.
2013-05-17 02:07:44 AM
1 votes:
So is that organic food gimmick a younger chick magnet thing? I am going to try it.

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2013-05-17 02:06:49 AM
1 votes:
I know I've been threatened with workplace violence for bringing outside food to work. I used to bring in lasagna and burp the tupperware as I walked past a co-worker who was doing Weight Watchers. It's not often a plump woman threatens to come over the cubical wall with a machete.

Fell In Love With a Chair:

They expect her to field questions about the food being served, so that's why she can't eat her prepared lunch? Have these assholes ever met a pre-schooler? Those lil farkers will eat anything not nailed down- they think the litter box is an almond roca dispenser. Christ.

My ex and I used to refer to our cat as "the Almond Roca dispenser," so yeah, I literally laughed out loud at your post. Thanks.
2013-05-17 01:55:30 AM
1 votes:
53 to 24. yipes. that whole video is weird. the creepy gramps-got-the-girl kitchen kiss, the humongous orange-shirt guy in the tv station...

 however, this is a preschool. their school, their rules. you don't like it, go work somewhere else. this isn't a public school.
2013-05-16 10:26:09 PM
1 votes:
Everything was just fine until she decided to dip her cucumber.
 
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