99.998er: So is that organic food gimmick a younger chick magnet thing? I am going to try it.[www.kitv.com image 400x300]
PsychoLaurie: duenor: 53 to 24. yipes. that whole video is weird. the creepy gramps-got-the-girl kitchen kiss, the humongous orange-shirt guy in the tv station... however, this is a preschool. their school, their rules. you don't like it, go work somewhere else. this isn't a public school.Ah!! The 53 year old husband bagged himself a HAGO (Hot Asian Girls Only). Several of my friends here in Hawaii are all over that damn demographic, which is shallow shallow shallow. I've had a crush on a guy friend of mine for four years and while we often get close to becoming "more," invariably he meets some freaking HAGO who immediately decides she is jealous of how close me and the guy are and treats me like crap. His latest even refers to me as "His Other Girlfriend." No, there is no love for HAGOs.Take your lunch and eat somewhere else, ya freaking HAGO./As for the big guy in the orange shirt, that's Sports Anchor Robert Kekaula ...
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: I farking hated it when teachers would eat in front of us in class. We would be sitting there hungry and not allowed to so much as chew gum, and the teachers would sit there sipping on Diet Sprite and eating Chex Mix. Awesome.
JasonGriffee: Mithiwithi: JasonGriffee: This will lead to the inevitable fate of a nation that, as a whole, will need strong "Universal Health-care". Health-care that already, is showing major problems, like plummeting us deeper into debt, and crushing our economy.I sympathize with whatever hash your local politicians have made of public health care in your little corner of the planet, but you should be aware that most Farkers are Americans and won't be familiar with health care law in your country.I AM an American.
99.998er: So is that organic food gimmick a younger chick magnet thing? I am going to try it.
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