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2013-05-16 06:34:19 PM
how about a toothbrush/methamphetamine delivery system.  that will keep meth users from losing their teeth.
 
2013-05-17 12:05:33 AM
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2013-05-17 12:09:58 AM
This is so horrendously stupid. 1)the caffeine would be coadministered with the toothpaste which most people use and spit out so unless it's being absorbed through the gums which caffeine doesn't do too well it's going to waste.   Who came up with this shiat? Mio water
 
2013-05-17 12:16:10 AM
Just a pinch patch between the cheek & gum.
 
2013-05-17 12:24:04 AM

berylman: This is so horrendously stupid. 1)the caffeine would be coadministered with the toothpaste which most people use and spit out so unless it's being absorbed through the gums which caffeine doesn't do too well it's going to waste.   Who came up with this shiat? Mio water


Yes, I'm sure a bunch of r& people there, in tandem with the marketing team, completely didn't think about your nonsensical off the top of your head rambling.
 
2013-05-17 12:24:43 AM
If you need caffeine this badly maybe you should see someone about your addiction.
 
2013-05-17 12:26:34 AM
I want to freebase it.  Can we get smokable caffeine already?
 
2013-05-17 12:28:55 AM
 
2013-05-17 12:29:55 AM
I'm ok, I already use red bull as a mouthwash
 
2013-05-17 12:30:18 AM

howdoibegin: Yes, I'm sure a bunch of r& people there, in tandem with the marketing team, completely didn't think about your nonsensical off the top of your head rambling.

I agree with the rambling bit but does this device make any sense to you? just curious not starting shiat
 
2013-05-17 12:30:25 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: how about a toothbrush/methamphetamine delivery system.  that will keep meth users from losing their teeth.


LAUGHTER OL.
 
2013-05-17 12:31:14 AM

kudayta: I want to freebase it.  Can we get smokable caffeine already?


I just crush up the beans and snort them.
 
2013-05-17 12:34:10 AM

kudayta: I want to freebase it.  Can we get smokable caffeine already?


http://boingboing.net/2009/01/19/how-to-make-smokable.html
 
2013-05-17 12:36:48 AM

howdoibegin: Yes, I'm sure a bunch of r& people there, in tandem with the marketing team, completely didn't think about your nonsensical off the top of your head rambling.


WT THE F WAS SAID BY YOU?
 
2013-05-17 12:45:09 AM
Fred A. Leuchter Jr?

/Ignore my Boobies, this is a DIRECT link to the correct part of the movie, whereas the other link was just the trailer

//Mods, can u delete my Boobies? Thanks.
 
2013-05-17 12:45:17 AM
paging Phillip J. Fry
 
2013-05-17 12:46:11 AM
filter pwned.. LOL
 
2013-05-17 12:49:49 AM
$5 for a bottle of 100 tablets (200 mg per tablet)

www.prolab.com

If your goal is to get caffeinated, everything else is a waste, including all of those overpriced energy drinks, and nodoz tablets.
 
2013-05-17 12:55:57 AM

lordargent: $5 for a bottle of 100 tablets (200 mg per tablet)



If your goal is to get caffeinated, everything else is a waste, including all of those overpriced energy drinks, and nodoz tablets.


Yeah that shiat won't move without a fancy name,

/or bull semen
 
2013-05-17 01:07:00 AM

berylman: This is so horrendously stupid. 1)the caffeine would be coadministered with the toothpaste which most people use and spit out so unless it's being absorbed through the gums which caffeine doesn't do too well it's going to waste.   Who came up with this shiat? Mio water




Yeah, sounds crazy. Who would do that?
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

Are you stupid?
 
2013-05-17 01:10:13 AM
lordargent: $5 for a bottle of 100 tablets (200 mg per tablet)
That is insanely cheap...you would hope the purity is good.  Resourced from supercrit C02 decaff plants or something of that nature.  I fondly recall the days of downing way too many No-Doz as a youth and sitting over the crapper writing over-elaborated essays into the wee hours for school projects I could give lesser of a damn about.  Intestines roiling as inscribed another statement about the the Prussian wars or the actual importance of marcasite in Lithuanian farming ...ahh good times
 
2013-05-17 01:13:08 AM
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2013-05-17 01:14:03 AM
StoPPeRmobile:Are you stupid?
I may be incorrect but that photo is associated with Stumpville, AL and has more to do with tobacco than anything else. But yes thank you for your time and deliberate careful consideration of these matters.
 
2013-05-17 01:22:27 AM

ultraholland: paging Phillip J. Fry


THIS, i expected this thread to be Fry coffee quotes nonstop from the Boobies.
 
2013-05-17 01:40:50 AM
Apparently some people aren't aware that caffeine is available in pill form for like a hundred years now....
 
2013-05-17 01:53:31 AM

Fano: ultraholland: paging Phillip J. Fry

THIS, i expected this thread to be Fry coffee quotes nonstop from the Boobies.


Well thank you for joining me in the filter pwn fest!
 
2013-05-17 02:09:10 AM
bad night of tachycardia, take an extra strength energy sheet, (works well btw)  have some one give you some chewing gum that later you find out is caffeinated  and do a bunch of jager bombs and sugar free redbull vodkas, talk about hyper vigilante and drunk and having a tell tale heart beat, just wow

cant imagine then coming home to a caffeinated toothbrush
 
2013-05-17 02:21:30 AM

danielscissorhands: Fano: ultraholland: paging Phillip J. Fry

THIS, i expected this thread to be Fry coffee quotes nonstop from the Boobies.

Well thank you for joining me in the filter pwn fest!


No I'm doesn't!
 
2013-05-17 02:27:50 AM

Fano: danielscissorhands: Fano: ultraholland: paging Phillip J. Fry

THIS, i expected this thread to be Fry coffee quotes nonstop from the Boobies.

Well thank you for joining me in the filter pwn fest!

No I'm doesn't!


I's not get you's English!
 
2013-05-17 03:42:54 AM

berylman: StoPPeRmobile:Are you stupid?
I may be incorrect but that photo is associated with Stumpville, AL and has more to do with tobacco than anything else. But yes thank you for your time and deliberate careful consideration of these matters.




You are welcome and technically correct.

/the best kind
 
2013-05-17 04:08:05 AM

berylman: StoPPeRmobile:Are you stupid?
I may be incorrect but that photo is associated with Stumpville, AL and has more to do with tobacco than anything else. But yes thank you for your time and deliberate careful consideration of these matters.




Right, that's why everyone shoots up their opiates.

Because it's most effiecient.

Stop the fear.

You are going to die in an auto collision of your pelvis will rot out.
 
2013-05-17 08:50:00 AM

berylman: lordargent: $5 for a bottle of 100 tablets (200 mg per tablet)
That is insanely cheap...you would hope the purity is good.  Resourced from supercrit C02 decaff plants or something of that nature.  I fondly recall the days of downing way too many No-Doz as a youth and sitting over the crapper writing over-elaborated essays into the wee hours for school projects I could give lesser of a damn about.  Intestines roiling as inscribed another statement about the the Prussian wars or the actual importance of marcasite in Lithuanian farming ...ahh good times


nodoz are rolled with methyl salicylate or benzoic acid or something and can cause bleeding, etc... at high doses. the yellow 200mg caffeine tabs from Walgreens.  encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.comproduce a cleaner caffeine buzz.

ideally i'd like to see a phat cap of 200mg caffeine, some niacin, l-tyrosine, l-tryptophan, maybe some rhodiola, some passion flower, some cucurmin, as a smoking cessation aid for some of my coworkers.
 
2013-05-17 08:54:25 AM

StoPPeRmobile: berylman: StoPPeRmobile:Are you stupid?
I may be incorrect but that photo is associated with Stumpville, AL and has more to do with tobacco than anything else. But yes thank you for your time and deliberate careful consideration of these matters.

Right, that's why everyone shoots up their opiates.

Because it's most effiecient.

Stop the fear.

You are going to die in an auto collision of your pelvis will rot out.


There is medication for your condition, you should probably take it.
 
2013-05-17 08:56:03 AM
I want a cocaine-dispensing toothbrush. I don't want feeling in my face until at least noon.
 
2013-05-17 09:02:48 AM

megarian: I want a cocaine-dispensing toothbrush. I don't want feeling in my face until at least noon.


cut with DMSO and add to Edge shaving gel and i'd shave more often.
 
2013-05-17 09:18:26 AM

utah dude: megarian: I want a cocaine-dispensing toothbrush. I don't want feeling in my face until at least noon.

cut with DMSO and add to Edge shaving gel and i'd shave more often.


D.M.S.O.
 
2013-05-17 09:21:31 AM

danielscissorhands: utah dude: megarian: I want a cocaine-dispensing toothbrush. I don't want feeling in my face until at least noon.

cut with DMSO and add to Edge shaving gel and i'd shave more often.

D.M.S.O.


fine Jerry Brown add some LSD and put it on my car door handles of my buzzbomb from pasadena since i'm too drunk to fark, have been killing the poor all week.
 
2013-05-17 10:16:48 AM

utah dude: danielscissorhands: utah dude: megarian: I want a cocaine-dispensing toothbrush. I don't want feeling in my face until at least noon.

cut with DMSO and add to Edge shaving gel and i'd shave more often.

D.M.S.O.

fine Jerry Brown add some LSD and put it on my car door handles of my buzzbomb from pasadena since i'm too drunk to fark, have been killing the poor all week.


*snerk*
 
2013-05-17 11:35:26 AM
when i was a kid, i thought some kind of stimulants were in toothpaste, because i would always wake up after brushing my teeth and not be able to sleep.  of course, that could have been all the demonic snakes under the bed, the psycho murderer in the closet, and the molten lava that the carpet would turn into the moment the lights were turned out.
 
2013-05-17 12:16:31 PM

danielscissorhands: StoPPeRmobile: berylman: StoPPeRmobile:Are you stupid?
I may be incorrect but that photo is associated with Stumpville, AL and has more to do with tobacco than anything else. But yes thank you for your time and deliberate careful consideration of these matters.

Right, that's why everyone shoots up their opiates.

Because it's most effiecient.

Stop the fear.

You are going to die in an auto collision of your pelvis will rot out.

There is medication for your condition, you should probably take it.



Does it come in toothpaste form?
 
2013-05-17 12:28:38 PM

utah dude: danielscissorhands: utah dude: megarian: I want a cocaine-dispensing toothbrush. I don't want feeling in my face until at least noon.

cut with DMSO and add to Edge shaving gel and i'd shave more often.

D.M.S.O.

fine Jerry Brown add some LSD and put it on my car door handles of my buzzbomb from pasadena since i'm too drunk to fark, have been killing the poor all week.


Did we meet on holiday in Cambodia?
 
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