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(Mashable)   Our long, national nightmare is over: Bill Gates is once again the world's richest man   (mashable.com) divider line 85
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2013-05-16 06:31:55 PM  
do u think Gates could get me some food stamps cause the govt. isn't giving me enough
 
2013-05-16 09:01:56 PM  
Couldn't ask for a better guy to have it. Glad he's using his intelligence to put it to good use.
 
2013-05-16 09:13:58 PM  
At least he's not someone who was simply born into it.
 
2013-05-16 09:14:08 PM  
Good...he owes me five bucks.
 
2013-05-16 09:37:46 PM  

Tellingthem: Good...he owes me five bucks.


You didn't get paid for forwarding that email either?  Cheapskates.
 
2013-05-16 09:39:58 PM  
"They are ants, Michael! They are ants."
 
2013-05-16 10:09:07 PM  

Mugato: At least he's not someone who was simply born into it.


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2013-05-16 10:09:51 PM  
I would have assumed Larry Ellison, but I guess he's just good at playing the world's richest asshole man.
 
2013-05-16 10:09:51 PM  
Now if he can just avoid the impulse to throw it away eradicating another disease, maybe he'll stay on top this time.
 
2013-05-16 10:11:17 PM  
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2013-05-16 10:11:36 PM  

Jon iz teh kewl: do u think Gates could get me some food stamps cause the govt. isn't giving me enough


CSB: Yesterday, while fueling up at  a gas station, I overheard the following exchange takes place:

GhettoFabulous Woman 1: Did you get you some beer?
Ghettofabulous Woman 2: Naw, they wouldn't take my food stamps.

I had to ask myself: Is this a fantasy, or this this reality. Not sure if troll, or lowbrow trollup.
 
2013-05-16 10:11:50 PM  
All because Mexico did what the US refused to do.
 
2013-05-16 10:12:12 PM  
He's managed to convince a few other obscenely rich people to give some money to charity, so even apart from his own philanthropy he managed to make convert rich tycoons into humans. Pretty impressive stuff.
 
2013-05-16 10:12:33 PM  
The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation does a lot of good work so hopefully he'll continue to pump money into it.
 
2013-05-16 10:14:49 PM  
Thank God for Windows 8!!!! The greatest OS since CP/M! Really just ask Dell and HP how sales are through the roof because of W8! It rules!
 
2013-05-16 10:15:03 PM  
It can't be because of Windows 7 or 8, I mean... they suck my balls for the basic computer user.

Some customers just want a classic XP menu configured for "best performance" with out being trapped in a maze of ap windows.
 
2013-05-16 10:15:15 PM  

hardinparamedic: Jon iz teh kewl: do u think Gates could get me some food stamps cause the govt. isn't giving me enough

CSB: Yesterday, while fueling up at  a gas station, I overheard the following exchange takes place:

GhettoFabulous Woman 1: Did you get you some beer?
Ghettofabulous Woman 2: Naw, they wouldn't take my food stamps.

I had to ask myself: Is this a fantasy, or this this reality. Not sure if troll, or lowbrow trollup.


Scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango?
 
2013-05-16 10:15:39 PM  
I used to be a firm believer in mocking/ridiculing Bill Gates... but, really, I've come to realize that he is a good man... a very VERY competitive man, but still a good man.
 
2013-05-16 10:19:40 PM  
It seems like he could take the #1 spot at any point he wants to.
 
2013-05-16 10:20:25 PM  

LDM90: Scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango?


THUNDERBOLTS AND LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTNING

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2013-05-16 10:20:58 PM  
Considering what he's been doing with his money, good.
 
2013-05-16 10:21:07 PM  
hardinparamedic:
I had to ask myself: Is this a fantasy, or this this reality. Not sure if troll, or lowbrow trollup.

The song doesn't go that way.  It's "Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?  Not sure if trolling, or depressing reality"
 
2013-05-16 10:21:29 PM  

hardinparamedic: Jon iz teh kewl: do u think Gates could get me some food stamps cause the govt. isn't giving me enough

CSB: Yesterday, while fueling up at  a gas station, I overheard the following exchange takes place:

GhettoFabulous Woman 1: Did you get you some beer?
Ghettofabulous Woman 2: Naw, they wouldn't take my food stamps.

I had to ask myself: Is this a fantasy, or this this reality. Not sure if troll, or lowbrow trollup.


Your "ghettofabulous woman" turn of phrase is both racist and misogynist.

You have declared that you hate bigots in item #5 in your profile.
 
2013-05-16 10:23:12 PM  

eatin' fetus: Your "ghettofabulous woman" turn of phrase is both racist and misogynist.


Oh heavens! The vapors!
 
2013-05-16 10:24:38 PM  

NewportBarGuy: eatin' fetus: Your "ghettofabulous woman" turn of phrase is both racist and misogynist.

Oh heavens! The vapors!


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2013-05-16 10:24:54 PM  
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Laughs at the idiots that actually believe shiat like this
 
2013-05-16 10:26:36 PM  
I very much like that he supposedly plans to give around 95% of his fortune away to people who need it more. If all wealthy people would do that, we wouldn't need to kill and eat them.
 
2013-05-16 10:27:00 PM  
I farking hate microsoft and its 50% success in OS development, making its customers buy new every couple of years.

Having said that, after many years of mocking Gates, I have to say that he has put his wealth and success to good use by showing the world that money will not buy you happiness. Giving it away will. Douchebag rich people who hide their booty in offshore accounts, to avoid paying taxes, could take a good, well-placed, boot in the ass from Bill and Melinda.
My respects Bill. Keep a short leash on Balmer.
 
2013-05-16 10:29:05 PM  
It's all the Apple stock he owns.
 
2013-05-16 10:32:34 PM  
At least of all the MS billionaires he is the most 'decent and philanthropic' of them all.. can't say the same about the other kookies though..
looking at you Paul Allen, Charles Simonyi and Steve Balmer
 
2013-05-16 10:33:01 PM  

eatin' fetus: hardinparamedic: Jon iz teh kewl: do u think Gates could get me some food stamps cause the govt. isn't giving me enough

CSB: Yesterday, while fueling up at  a gas station, I overheard the following exchange takes place:

GhettoFabulous Woman 1: Did you get you some beer?
Ghettofabulous Woman 2: Naw, they wouldn't take my food stamps.

I had to ask myself: Is this a fantasy, or this this reality. Not sure if troll, or lowbrow trollup.

Your "ghettofabulous woman" turn of phrase is both racist and misogynist.

You have declared that you hate bigots in item #5 in your profile.


Considering he didn't say anything about race, I'd say you're the one inserting racism. Ghettofabulous could easily represent any color of person.
 
2013-05-16 10:34:09 PM  

eatin' fetus: Your "ghettofabulous woman" turn of phrase is both racist and misogynist.


Well, if you say so, random internet person. *shrug* Quite frankly, I don't care. Trashy people are trashy, it transcends gender and race.

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Although, I never really mentioned the race of the women. Curious, how you would automatically assume something and then lecture someone else on racism when they're talking about two white women.
 
2013-05-16 10:35:16 PM  
...also Bill Gates is richer than the entire GDP of the state of New Mexico! FARK!!
 
2013-05-16 10:37:28 PM  

hardinparamedic: Curious, how you would automatically assume something


White people live in Ghettos? I should inform Hitler about this immediately!
 
2013-05-16 10:39:15 PM  

NewportBarGuy: White people live in Ghettos? I should inform Hitler about this immediately!


And just when the trains were running on time. You stoolpidgeon.

Now we'll have to wait for the 3:15 from Auschwitz to Munich to unload before we can catch a ride!
 
2013-05-16 10:44:21 PM  

hardinparamedic: eatin' fetus: Your "ghettofabulous woman" turn of phrase is both racist and misogynist.

Well, if you say so, random internet person. *shrug* Quite frankly, I don't care. Trashy people are trashy, it transcends gender and race.



Although, I never really mentioned the race of the women. Curious, how you would automatically assume something and then lecture someone else on racism when they're talking about two white women.


Uh-huh, sure.
 
2013-05-16 10:52:28 PM  
Look, you're both racists.  Now shake yer big black lips.
 
2013-05-16 10:59:06 PM  

wattimus: Look, you're both racists.  Now shake yer big black lips.


Mine are shaking, what happens now?
 
2013-05-16 11:07:03 PM  

WillyChase: wattimus: Look, you're both racists.  Now shake yer big black lips.

Mine are shaking, what happens now?


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2013-05-16 11:08:27 PM  

eatin' fetus: hardinparamedic: eatin' fetus: Your "ghettofabulous woman" turn of phrase is both racist and misogynist.

Well, if you say so, random internet person. *shrug* Quite frankly, I don't care. Trashy people are trashy, it transcends gender and race.

Although, I never really mentioned the race of the women. Curious, how you would automatically assume something and then lecture someone else on racism when they're talking about two white women.

Uh-huh, sure.


You do know that white people can live in the ghetto, too, and often do, right? Or are you one of those assholes who look to find (or make up) any fault in other people's posts to make up for your insecurities?
 
2013-05-16 11:10:36 PM  

machoprogrammer: You do know that white people can live in the ghetto, too, and often do, right? Or are you one of those assholes who look to find (or make up) any fault in other people's posts to make up for your insecurities?


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This thread has given me a good laugh for the rest of the night. Trap card successful!
 
2013-05-16 11:18:45 PM  

NewportBarGuy: Couldn't ask for a better guy to have it. Glad he's using his intelligence to put it to good use.


Now that he's not putting his power and influence into farking up computer standards (computer science people problems), I can totally agree.
 
2013-05-16 11:21:17 PM  

Dumski: I farking hate microsoft and its 50% success in OS development, making its customers buy new every couple of years.

Having said that, after many years of mocking Gates, I have to say that he has put his wealth and success to good use by showing the world that money will not buy you happiness. Giving it away will. Douchebag rich people who hide their booty in offshore accounts, to avoid paying taxes, could take a good, well-placed, boot in the ass from Bill and Melinda.
My respects Bill. Keep a short leash on Balmer.


impaler: Now that he's not putting his power and influence into farking up computer standards (computer science people problems), I can totally agree.


Same sentiment, different words.
 
2013-05-16 11:25:05 PM  
He should give away 101% of his fortune to make amends for Vista
 
2013-05-16 11:26:57 PM  

hardinparamedic: machoprogrammer: You do know that white people can live in the ghetto, too, and often do, right? Or are you one of those assholes who look to find (or make up) any fault in other people's posts to make up for your insecurities?

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This thread has given me a good laugh for the rest of the night. Trap card successful!


That looks a lot like Nicholas Cage... now I can't stop seeing him in the role.  I think you broke my brain.
 
2013-05-16 11:28:07 PM  

JohnCarter: He should give away 101% of his fortune to make amends for Vista


Some of us lived through windows ME you insensitive jerk.
 
2013-05-16 11:28:36 PM  
Good for him.  He earned every dollar of it.

...

Well, MOST of it, at least.  He had (or, depending on who you ask, stole) a great idea in the 80s and turned it into a multi-billion dollar corporation.
 
2013-05-16 11:28:42 PM  

impaler: NewportBarGuy: Couldn't ask for a better guy to have it. Glad he's using his intelligence to put it to good use.

Now that he's not putting his power and influence into farking up computer standards (computer science people problems), I can totally agree.


Agreed. 10 years ago a thread like this would be filled with hate and bile. I'd have probably partaken. But, he's really shown what a guy can do with money and clear thinking. Hope he keeps it up for many years.
 
2013-05-16 11:29:31 PM  

hardinparamedic: JohnCarter: He should give away 101% of his fortune to make amends for Vista

Some of us lived through windows ME you insensitive jerk.


I jumped straight from 98 to 2000 to XP.  Never laid a finger on ME.  Except that one time.  Ughhh!! *curls up under desk*
 
2013-05-16 11:31:00 PM  

xanadian: hardinparamedic: JohnCarter: He should give away 101% of his fortune to make amends for Vista

Some of us lived through windows ME you insensitive jerk.

I jumped straight from 98 to 2000 to XP.  Never laid a finger on ME.  Except that one time.  Ughhh!! *curls up under desk*


There, there.. Now show me on the doll where Microsoft Bob touched you.
 
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