eraser8: Trust me on this: goat semen just disappears when it dries.
2xhelix: wxboy: If through some shocking twist nobody hits it on Saturday, it will almost certainly go over $1b for Wednesday. Heck, it could easily make it to $750m before Saturday.If I won that much, I'd make a public announcement that I'd donate half of it to the state, if the governor, both senators and every house rep agreed to resign and stay away from politics for 10 years.
2xhelix: naughtyrev: Just make sure you get it in legally binding docs, and payable in installments over the 10 years.I'd make sure my lawyers make them sign in goat blood. I'd also earmark some of money for projects that they're vehemently against.
wxboy: If through some shocking twist nobody hits it on Saturday, it will almost certainly go over $1b for Wednesday. Heck, it could easily make it to $750m before Saturday.
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