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(Fox 28 New York)   Man accused of rubbing pepperoni on his pepperoni   ( divider line 17
    More: Sick, pepperonis, public lewdness  
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4615 clicks; posted to Main » on 16 May 2013 at 6:29 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-05-16 06:43:15 PM  
3 votes:
"Witnesses say they didn't notice the accused playing with his pepperoni until he started shooting ricotta everywhere"
2013-05-16 06:32:51 PM  
3 votes:
That's a spicy meat-a-ball!
2013-05-16 06:32:27 PM  
3 votes:
What's with this presentation? DC Comics presents ALLISON Issue #1?
2013-05-16 07:29:20 PM  
2 votes:
That's nuts.
2013-05-16 05:56:26 PM  
2 votes:
2013-05-17 03:24:24 AM  
1 votes:
2013-05-16 11:59:09 PM  
1 votes:
He should have stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes
2013-05-16 10:07:18 PM  
1 votes:
2013-05-16 09:51:08 PM  
1 votes:
2013-05-16 08:37:48 PM  
1 votes:
I think "Man accused of rubbing pepperoni on his sausage" would've been better.
2013-05-16 08:28:26 PM  
1 votes:
Allison was also charged with fourth-degree criminal mischief because Hannaford is unable to sell the pepperoni

They were fully able to sell it, they chose not to.
2013-05-16 08:04:30 PM  
1 votes:
It's like the saying goes: never go grocery shopping when you are horny.
2013-05-16 06:56:55 PM  
1 votes:
2013-05-16 06:39:59 PM  
1 votes:
Yo dawg I heard you liked pepperoni...

2013-05-16 06:37:20 PM  
1 votes:
That's amore?
2013-05-16 06:34:29 PM  
1 votes:
Hey, why does my pizza taste like a used condom?
2013-05-16 06:33:50 PM  
1 votes:
I've heard of a sausage fest before but this is ridiculous.
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