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(Fox 28 New York)   Man accused of rubbing pepperoni on his pepperoni   (wwnytv.com) divider line 39
    More: Sick, pepperonis, public lewdness  
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2013-05-16 05:56:26 PM
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2013-05-16 06:05:40 PM
More likely a cocktail wiener
 
2013-05-16 06:30:33 PM
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2013-05-16 06:32:15 PM
Tastes tangy? No, it tastes WANGY!


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2013-05-16 06:32:27 PM
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What's with this presentation? DC Comics presents ALLISON Issue #1?
 
2013-05-16 06:32:51 PM
That's a spicy meat-a-ball!
 
2013-05-16 06:33:50 PM
I've heard of a sausage fest before but this is ridiculous.
 
2013-05-16 06:34:29 PM
Hey, why does my pizza taste like a used condom?
 
2013-05-16 06:35:19 PM
best boss i ever had (happened to be Italian) told me of pepperoni: "Stay away from that stuff, it'll kill ya".

/ words of wisdom
 
2013-05-16 06:37:20 PM
That's amore?
 
2013-05-16 06:39:52 PM
His aim is true.
 
IP
2013-05-16 06:39:59 PM
Yo dawg I heard you liked pepperoni...


/DNRTFA
 
2013-05-16 06:40:50 PM
"In addition to public lewdness, Allison was also charged with fourth-degree criminal mischief because Hannaford is unable to sell the pepperoni. "

I've seen the local supermarket selling cartons of eggs that has mouse droppings on it, so I'm surprised they wouldn't try to sell a pube covered package of sausage.
 
2013-05-16 06:43:15 PM
"Witnesses say they didn't notice the accused playing with his pepperoni until he started shooting ricotta everywhere"
 
2013-05-16 06:47:10 PM
Ahh, the North Country. I miss it a bit.

/Madrid
 
2013-05-16 06:56:55 PM
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2013-05-16 07:02:30 PM
Was that wrong? Should I have not done that?
 
2013-05-16 07:08:00 PM

GaidinBDJ: Ahh, the North Country. I miss it a bit.

/Madrid


Ain't a a great place?  ...except for the wind... and the creepers... and SLU...
 
2013-05-16 07:19:30 PM
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2013-05-16 07:26:28 PM
I guess it does have a little wang in it.
 
2013-05-16 07:29:20 PM
That's nuts.
 
2013-05-16 07:43:27 PM
Used to webcam with a guy in Adelaide, SA who would place cukes up his bum, and then put them back in the vegetable crisper for his mum to slice up in that night's salad. I haven't eaten a cucumber since. Just can't bring myself. And now pepperoni is on the list, too.
 
2013-05-16 08:04:30 PM
It's like the saying goes: never go grocery shopping when you are horny.
 
2013-05-16 08:28:26 PM
Allison was also charged with fourth-degree criminal mischief because Hannaford is unable to sell the pepperoni

They were fully able to sell it, they chose not to.
 
2013-05-16 08:37:48 PM
I think "Man accused of rubbing pepperoni on his sausage" would've been better.
 
2013-05-16 08:39:40 PM

squibbits: Allison was also charged with fourth-degree criminal mischief because Hannaford is unable to sell the pepperoni

They were fully able to sell it, they chose not to.


Exactly. I know people who would pay extra for that.
 
2013-05-16 08:42:54 PM

WhippingBoy: squibbits: Allison was also charged with fourth-degree criminal mischief because Hannaford is unable to sell the pepperoni

They were fully able to sell it, they chose not to.

Exactly. I know people who would pay extra for that.


It's evidence now. But one day it might mysteriously disappear from the police evidence locker...
 
2013-05-16 08:55:03 PM

Astorix: Hey, why does my pizza taste like a used condom?


Should we ask how you know what a used condom tastes like?
 
2013-05-16 09:25:27 PM

Fallout Boy: It's like the saying goes: never go grocery shopping when you are horny.


As one lady found out, don't ever take your small daughter shopping in the produce section when she knows what you do with the cucumbers.

/A friend told me about a little girl calling out mom in front of everybody as they went pass the cukes.
//Something about reminding the mom to get a big one.
 
2013-05-16 09:29:07 PM
Sadly, I think i'm the only one who is thinking of that FarkTV bit about the pizza delivery guy....
 
2013-05-16 09:43:12 PM
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Look, it was hot, and he was hungry, ok?
 
2013-05-16 09:51:08 PM
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2013-05-16 10:07:18 PM
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2013-05-16 10:08:34 PM
oh potsdam... you are the worst place ever
 
2013-05-16 10:37:32 PM
He is now being held.
I'll bet he is.
 
2013-05-16 11:05:32 PM
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2013-05-16 11:59:09 PM
He should have stuck his dick in the mashed potatoes
 
2013-05-17 12:08:39 AM

ciberido: Look, it was hot, and he was hungry, ok?


Awesome.
 
2013-05-17 03:24:24 AM
HIDE THE SALAMI!!!
 
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