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2013-05-16 07:31:54 PM
14 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-05-16 08:00:53 PM
7 votes:

JeffreyScott: [i.chzbgr.com image 500x376]


Knowing how Amy cooks things, the baby will come out premature and deformed.
2013-05-16 06:15:18 PM
7 votes:
Please let them get arrested for money laundering at the Grand reopening, please Korean Jesus, just do the world this one solid...
2013-05-16 06:29:19 PM
6 votes:
ALL YIU HATTERS IS JEALOUS! REDDITS AND YELPER SCUM. WE HAVE GOD ON OUR SIDE! SO F YOU! AMERICA IS ALL BOUT RESSLING!!! WAL MART DOESN'T MAKE PEOPLE THEY HRE THEM FOR REALLY shiatTY WAGES JUST LIKE US! QUIT HATING!
2013-05-16 09:33:19 PM
5 votes:
lrcook.files.wordpress.com

I AM NOT YOUR BABY, HUMAN FEMALE SCUM. YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS.
2013-05-16 07:54:26 PM
5 votes:

cookiefleck: I didn't know there were charities for cyber bullying


Yeah, well, there are, and you better cough up if you don't wanna get hurt.
2013-05-16 07:44:29 PM
5 votes:
Good thing we didn't tell them about the dirty knife.
2013-05-16 11:34:18 PM
3 votes:

icam: The owners will likely be holding a press conference before the Grand Re-Opening to answer falsehoods about their business depicted on a reality television show, including assertions that the restaurant confiscates tips from servers.

They admitted on Kitchen Nightmares that they keep the waiters' tips. Are they trying to backpedal or are they going with the, "They made us say that for the show!" angle?


Someone hacked the show
2013-05-16 08:17:58 PM
3 votes:

hutchkc: Vodka Zombie: Yep. After this tightly controlled "press-conference" and reopening, I imagine that psycho biatch will swipe a customer's credit card and inevitably torch the place and blame it on The Internet.

This is pretty much what I see happening.  It's only a matter of time before they torch the place claiming it was a hater.


She can't cook a pizza. You think she'll be able to burn down a whole building?
2013-05-16 07:53:11 PM
3 votes:
i.chzbgr.com
2013-05-16 06:52:24 PM
3 votes:

sandi_fish: They went full derp and it will get worsemore entertaining!


FTFY
2013-05-16 06:45:38 PM
3 votes:
it's the first time everyone wished they were in Arizona in May
2013-05-16 06:41:45 PM
3 votes:
Save the waitress, save the world!!!
2013-05-16 06:06:29 PM
3 votes:
At this rate they'll get a contract for a reality TV show of their own, which will be popular because people love trainwrecks and they'll get enough money to pay off all their bills.  The aristocrats.
2013-05-17 03:26:06 PM
2 votes:

katfairy: Well, someone could always blame this on their politician of choice and turn it into a political thread.


Thanks katbonga!
2013-05-16 11:04:27 PM
2 votes:

YouSirAreAMaroon: Have you stopped to consider the possibility that they're actually made in house?


RESSLING!
2013-05-16 09:21:02 PM
2 votes:
if you see how bad she blows up when you tell her the food isn't good,,, wait to see how bad she blows up when you tell her that her vag isn't tight.

"I've had hundreds of men tell me I'm great.."
2013-05-16 08:48:24 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-05-16 08:27:29 PM
2 votes:

ferretman: Also, with the way this story is going, it could be a 'Saturday Night Live' skit.


It's far, far too funny to be an SNL skit.
2013-05-16 08:23:54 PM
2 votes:

MagSeven: hutchkc: Vodka Zombie: Yep. After this tightly controlled "press-conference" and reopening, I imagine that psycho biatch will swipe a customer's credit card and inevitably torch the place and blame it on The Internet.

This is pretty much what I see happening.  It's only a matter of time before they torch the place claiming it was a hater.

She can't cook a pizza. You think she'll be able to burn down a whole building?


Good point, it'll be torched on the edges and water soaked in middle.
2013-05-16 08:20:23 PM
2 votes:
This is fair warning.  After two years of living in Arizona, some people behave like Amy Bouzaglo (Scottsdale) and Jodi Arias (Mesa).  Or that crazy vampire girl who tried to kill the guy in Tempe.

Some say it is because Indian brujos lived there a thousand years ago and imbued the rocks with batshiat crazy.  That's probably it.
2013-05-16 07:07:53 PM
2 votes:

Corvus: Tsar_Bomba1: If I wanted that kind of abuse I would go to the Weiner's Circle...

Hey they have a chain that on purposes gives bad service.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x188]
If you want rude and bad service but you are too mainstream to go to someplace that isn't a chain. People are stupid.


I took my mom to Dick's Last Resort -- and purposely didn't inform her about their schtick. After an initial gasp at the server's hilariously rude comment, Mom said "I wish I'd know about this place when I was 15 and waiting tables. I would have worked here in a heartbeat!"
2013-05-16 07:02:30 PM
2 votes:
So, is it too late to get Westboro Baptist Church to protest?
2013-05-16 07:01:57 PM
2 votes:
Please let someone stream the proceedings from the beginning. There is no doubt in my mind someone will ask an innocent question and Botox Barbie will explode. Only a full stream of the meltdown would suffice, otherwise they would claim it was edited to make them look bad,
2013-05-16 07:01:00 PM
2 votes:
Yep. After this tightly controlled "press-conference" and reopening, I imagine that psycho biatch will swipe a customer's credit card and inevitably torch the place and blame it on The Internet.
2013-05-16 06:46:15 PM
2 votes:
When reopened, a portion of proceeds will benefit a charity organized to bring awareness to cyber bullying.

You know, to deflect from their *actual* bullying.

i296.photobucket.com
2013-05-16 06:23:44 PM
2 votes:

radarlove: God I hope there are cameras there.


www.reactiongifs.com
2013-05-16 06:09:09 PM
2 votes:

FlashHarry: radarlove: Oh, I'm sure they'll be on their best behavior.  But somehow I doubt their best behavior will be good enough, or that they will keep up the facade for long.

God I hope there are cameras there.

they were on their best behavior for gordon ramsay! they thought he was going to set the record straight and tell everyone that her food was amazing!


Well, he thought their desserts were amazing.

Which isn't a surprise since they buy them from elsewhere and repackage as their own
2013-05-17 09:06:17 AM
1 votes:

Odoriferous Queef: The chances of a Farker getting to witness a meltdown has just gone up!


My wife works a couple miles from this place and loves Pita Jungle which is right next door to this place. She went there for lunch yesterday and said that the place was all locked up but that people were still gawking.

I want to go down there on Monday and just sit in the parking lot and watch the fireworks. But I'm guessing a lot of other people will have the same idea. Maybe we'll just go to Pita Jungle and have a meal that actually tastes good. Probably have to sit on the patio to watch them tho.
2013-05-17 08:04:40 AM
1 votes:
www.washingtonpost.com
2013-05-17 03:38:21 AM
1 votes:
Those eyes. Carol Burnett in gone with the wind. Yes I'm old.
2013-05-17 02:49:21 AM
1 votes:
Restaurants commonly buy desserts from dedicated bakery kitchens.  Most of the time, the restaurant has business cards of the bakeries on display as well.  But sometimes, in the dark reaches of the gnome wilderness, you will find a restaurant that refuses to admit they bought the desserts and resell them.  Or they will admit it, then deny it, then admit it again, then deny it again.  Or they might have been hacked.  It's always hard to tell with gnomes.
2013-05-17 01:21:44 AM
1 votes:

cc_rider: Try " I love Amy's Baking Co ". I'm pretty confident the real "not Amy" and/or the asshat hubby is running it.


Poster: "Amy I love you and your wonderful cakes and food and I've been patronizing ABC for years"
Amy: "fark off"

Whichever one has something like that is probably the true one, cuz that's how they roll.
2013-05-17 01:03:03 AM
1 votes:
i28.photobucket.com
2013-05-16 11:40:59 PM
1 votes:
Just saw this on You Tube and I wanted to share.


Amy's Baking Company Commercial (NSFW)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUl4oVzLI4
2013-05-16 10:46:30 PM
1 votes:

davidphogan: freetomato: I wish she'd come to this thread. It could reach epic proportions.

Have you sent her a link?


I did. I kindly suggested she come defend herself.

Not Amy is being eaten alive on FB. I am sure fark would converse with her in a dignified, respectful manner.

*snerk*
2013-05-16 09:51:56 PM
1 votes:
A thousand pardons if this has been posted before.
Look what I found. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Catch-The-Amys-Baking-Company-Hackers/4 3 1377110292414?fref=ts
2013-05-16 09:49:26 PM
1 votes:

bunner: TV's Vinnie: eddievercetti:
[i.chzbgr.com image 339x500]

Those eyes! Those batsh*t crazy, Michelle Bachman crazy b*tch eyes!

[i.imgur.com image 400x65]

"N, n , n, n, knife!  KNIFE!"


i.imgur.com

It will become a floating tomb, drifting through space with the soul of the great Karidian giving performances at every star he touches.
2013-05-16 08:41:25 PM
1 votes:

ginkor: This is fair warning.  After two years of living in Arizona, some people behave like Amy Bouzaglo (Scottsdale) and Jodi Arias (Mesa).  Or that crazy vampire girl who tried to kill the guy in Tempe.

Some say it is because Indian brujos lived there a thousand years ago and imbued the rocks with batshiat crazy.  That's probably it.


DING DING DING, I think we have a winner folks!
2013-05-16 08:37:22 PM
1 votes:
Have any local farkers tried to get reservations? I want to know what's involved. Background check? Confidentiality agreement?
2013-05-16 08:33:25 PM
1 votes:

BalugaJoe: They should add a Kosher menu


Actually, now that I think of it, I'd like to drop a vegan or two in that place for giggles.
2013-05-16 08:12:31 PM
1 votes:

Vodka Zombie: Yep. After this tightly controlled "press-conference" and reopening, I imagine that psycho biatch will swipe a customer's credit card and inevitably torch the place and blame it on The Internet.


This is pretty much what I see happening.  It's only a matter of time before they torch the place claiming it was a hater.
2013-05-16 08:10:07 PM
1 votes:

TV's Vinnie: eddievercetti:
[i.chzbgr.com image 339x500]

Those eyes! Those batsh*t crazy, Michelle Bachman crazy b*tch eyes!


i.imgur.com

"N, n , n, n, knife!  KNIFE!"
2013-05-16 08:03:00 PM
1 votes:

eddievercetti: Samy was a former freedom fighter from Israel? Oh boy...


So HE says! I bet he was more likely the type who ratted out his fellow inmates to guards at Dachau.

"Look! Over there Sirs! Mosha's making a run for it!"
2013-05-16 07:54:41 PM
1 votes:

WordyGrrl: Corvus: Tsar_Bomba1: If I wanted that kind of abuse I would go to the Weiner's Circle...

Hey they have a chain that on purposes gives bad service.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x188]
If you want rude and bad service but you are too mainstream to go to someplace that isn't a chain. People are stupid.

I took my mom to Dick's Last Resort -- and purposely didn't inform her about their schtick. After an initial gasp at the server's hilariously rude comment, Mom said "I wish I'd know about this place when I was 15 and waiting tables. I would have worked here in a heartbeat!"


You're trash! You're BOTH trash! And the saddest part... is that you know... that all you are... is garbage.

www.nbc.com

That water is from the toilet.
2013-05-16 07:50:07 PM
1 votes:

Civil_War2_Time: Ramsey had better watch his ass, or he might be one of the victims.


So should all of us!   The police have called me, they will be calling you too.
2013-05-16 07:02:49 PM
1 votes:
So I watched this thing last night and came away with the distinct impression that Samy is no criminal, he's just way more terrified of her than anyone else.
2013-05-16 06:56:04 PM
1 votes:
They passed their audition for their own reality show.
2013-05-16 06:47:44 PM
1 votes:
*marking calendar for May 21st*
/shakes tiny fist at Amy.
2013-05-16 06:47:09 PM
1 votes:
I have to admit that I'm enjoying every last drop of watching Princess PMS getting PWNED on a global scale.

The only thing that worries me is that Hollywood, in their utter seething contempt at all Americans,  might give these two a reality show so they can act snotty at humanity for years.

Case in Point: "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child". I would like to know who on this planet outside of a network executive's own ass wanted this show to be made!
2013-05-16 06:42:02 PM
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: RoboZombie: Does anyone know how your restaurant gets on that show? Why would any restaurant owner WILLINGLY go on a show called "Kitchen Nightmares"?? How do they think it will help them?

Well the ones that are usually on there are on a last ditch effort, "please save me", level of desperation. Most don't survive even after being visited.

These dumbasses called Ramsay because they wanted reassurance that they were doing everything right, and all those yelp wannabe food critics were wrong about everything. Turns out they're horrible people with a horrible restaurant, and Ramsay told them that. Then he walked out because they refused to be helped.

This restaurant isn't strapped for cash, and I think it's because the husband is a sugar daddy who's feeding thousands of dollars into a restaurant his "trophy" wife wanted to own. He keeps the doors open, and she keeps her legs open.


And I'm pretty sure what comes out of each is only mildly less tasty than the other.
2013-05-16 06:39:19 PM
1 votes:

Thelyphthoric: pueblonative: RoboZombie: Does anyone know how your restaurant gets on that show? Why would any restaurant owner WILLINGLY go on a show called "Kitchen Nightmares"?? How do they think it will help them?

If you're such a crap hole that a reality show wants to put you on, and odds are your going to go bankrupt anyway, why not cash in while you can?

That and these vile idiots thought Gordon was going to white knight for them and tell the world how wonderful the frozen food she warmed up was.


What, nobody put them in front of a TV and showed them an episode of Kitchen nightmares?

All of a sudden I'm getting an idea of how idiots like Joe Arpaio and Russell Pearce get elected in that state.
2013-05-16 06:35:09 PM
1 votes:
On Miranda's Facebook (below) there is a link to a petition on change.org for the labor department  to investigate them regarding the tip money.

https://www.facebook.com/MirandaFromABC
2013-05-16 06:27:47 PM
1 votes:
It'll be great, because God is on her side.
2013-05-16 06:27:47 PM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: Amy's Baking Company will host a Grand Re-Opening on Tuesday night, May 21, following unflattering portrayals on national television.


ohhhhh what a trainwreck that will be!


I give it 5 min after the doors open... someone will say something or look the wrong way...
2013-05-16 06:27:19 PM
1 votes:

Tsar_Bomba1: If I wanted that kind of abuse I would go to the Weiner's Circle...


Hey they have a chain that on purposes gives bad service.

upload.wikimedia.org
If you want rude and bad service but you are too mainstream to go to someplace that isn't a chain. People are stupid.
2013-05-16 06:26:55 PM
1 votes:

radarlove: FlashHarry: Amy's Baking Company will host a Grand Re-Opening on Tuesday night, May 21, following unflattering portrayals on national television.


ohhhhh what a trainwreck that will be!

Oh, I'm sure they'll be on their best behavior.  But somehow I doubt their best behavior will be good enough, or that they will keep up the facade for long.

God I hope there are cameras there.


Or real live trolls will show up and trash the evening...so, about this charity...let me look it up on my smartphone...so, your LLC...let me look up its status with the Arizona Corporation Commission...
2013-05-16 06:21:39 PM
1 votes:

radarlove: God I hope there are cameras there.


I am sure the Arizona media will be all over that.  And someone in attendance will instigate just enough to set them off.  No one, not a PR firm, can keep those two in check.
2013-05-16 06:17:20 PM
1 votes:
Miranda from Amy's Baking Company  https://www.facebook.com/MirandaFromABC
2013-05-16 06:14:22 PM
1 votes:

mikewadestr: Sounds like Amy is doing quite well.  The waitress probably didn't know the correct way to "head" a table.


There's always one.
2013-05-16 06:07:44 PM
1 votes:
I really hope that for everyone's sake their restaurant is currently filled with internet trolls, and that they skip on the bill, leaving the owners with no real patrons and heaping helpings of schadenfreude to slurp down.
2013-05-16 06:04:18 PM
1 votes:

radarlove: Oh, I'm sure they'll be on their best behavior.  But somehow I doubt their best behavior will be good enough, or that they will keep up the facade for long.

God I hope there are cameras there.


they were on their best behavior for gordon ramsay! they thought he was going to set the record straight and tell everyone that her food was amazing!
2013-05-16 06:00:22 PM
1 votes:

FlashHarry: Amy's Baking Company will host a Grand Re-Opening on Tuesday night, May 21, following unflattering portrayals on national television.


ohhhhh what a trainwreck that will be!


Oh, I'm sure they'll be on their best behavior.  But somehow I doubt their best behavior will be good enough, or that they will keep up the facade for long.

God I hope there are cameras there.
2013-05-16 05:53:03 PM
1 votes:
Amy's Baking Company will host a Grand Re-Opening on Tuesday night, May 21, following unflattering portrayals on national television.


ohhhhh what a trainwreck that will be!
2013-05-16 05:51:36 PM
1 votes:
Oh man, I have a feeling we're going to be hearing about these two assholes until they either implode and kill themselves/each other or they end up both going to Federal PMITA Prison for money laundering.

Their servers need to band together and sue.
 
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