SN1987a goes boom: The guy's name was Dick Trickle...[encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com image 238x212]
WhippingBoy: I myself have that affliction. It's not worth killing yourself over. Just wad some toilet paper in your boxers and you're good to go.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: Apparently he called the police and told them they'd find a body at Forest Lawn
Liquorslingr: TomD9938: The Missing Link: Homer Nixon: Long live Rusty Kuntz[www.baseball-almanac.com image 213x300]There was a football player for the Browns in the 70's by the name of Fair HookerThe Lions had a safety in the 90s named Harry Colon.As I recall, he was a clean player. Big fan of all of these but I think the best and most underrated name is sports has to be Magic Johnson. Who wouldn't love a Magic Johnson?
JustGetItRight: Astorix: I wonder if it's going to come out that he was very sick. RIP. Sad for his family.It wouldn't be completely shocking. You almost never saw him without a cigarette.Hate to hear it. He was a fantastic driver.
lockers: The Lincoln County Communications Center received a call apparently from the victim that "there would be a dead body and it would be his."How is he a victim?
ekdikeo4: My lady now says at karaoke tonight, I should sing "It's Tricky", but somehow change the lyrics to tribute to this guy.
lockers: labman: lockers: The Lincoln County Communications Center received a call apparently from the victim that "there would be a dead body and it would be his."How is he a victim?Oh I don't know, maybe because his patents named him Dick Trickle.If he filed his patents that way, who else is their to blame then himself?
BunkoSquad: RIP IP FREELEY
TomD9938: Anderson's Pooper: It's a sad story. But, to be honest, at 71 he lasted about 57 years longer than most of us would have with the same name.[cdn.sheknows.com image 448x300]"It's pronounced, 'Trick-Ley'!"
Nabb1: The Bestest: suicide at that age.. safe money is generally on "terminal illness"Maybe he was diagnosed with Alzheimer's.
Englebert Slaptyback: boyvoyeurAnd why call 911 before you do it? Very weird.Probably so the people who found him would be people who were accustomed to finding and handling damaged bodies, and not some random visitors to the cemetery (who would understandably be freaked out).
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