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(The Blemish)   In a shocking turn of events, no one wants to be on Kris Jenner's talk show   (theblemish.com ) divider line
    More: Obvious, Kris Jenner, talk shows, Ryan Seacrest, Kim Kardashian, Idiocracy  
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3993 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 16 May 2013 at 6:00 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-05-16 04:18:23 PM  
okay, i will volunteer to be a guest.  could you make it a Friday?
 
2013-05-16 04:23:48 PM  
who?
 
2013-05-16 05:33:34 PM  
I'll only be on if I can do it naked.
 
2013-05-16 05:38:46 PM  
 
2013-05-16 05:42:48 PM  
For those who pretend not to know, this is Mother Kardashian.
 
2013-05-16 05:43:53 PM  

Lollipop165: For those who pretend not to know, this is Mother Kardashian.


Who's pretending?
 
2013-05-16 05:59:20 PM  
Most of the "stars" out there are seriously hard workers who have spent their entire lives pursing their careers - even Gary Busey (especially Gary Busey). Some were born into their spots, to a degree, like Clooney and Barrymore, but most worked from the ground up. Even the ones who've been born to it have worked their asses off to maintain and grow their careers. As a career guy (with a much much smaller paycheck) I can appreciate that aspect even if I don't generally participate in the movie industry or watch TV.

Then you have the reason I don't go to movies and watch TV and it's encapsulated in everything kardashian. It's like working very hard for a nice new Cadillac or BMW and then a kid pulls up next to you in the same kind of car his dad gave him. That's fine.. I don't really care.. I just don't want to hang out with people like that. Not a jealousy thing at all, it's just that I would have nothing to talk about with someone who hasn't really worked a day in their lives.
 
2013-05-16 06:05:42 PM  

GleeUnit: MaudlinMutantMollusk: who?

 
2013-05-16 06:09:05 PM  
There is no excuse for the "who?" anymore.  This shiat is plastered all over google and yahoo everyday.  You are willfully ignorant at this point and it doesn't make you cool when you post "who?".
 
2013-05-16 06:09:21 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Lollipop165: For those who pretend not to know, this is Mother Kardashian.

Who's pretending?


Yeah, seriously, who?

Never heard of her.

Guess what, Lollipop.  A lot of people could give a rat's ass about the Kardashians and don't even know their names, besides the main whore.
 
2013-05-16 06:09:32 PM  
I think someone who actually has earned their fame through talent and hard work should go on, and then proceed to lambaste and harangue this talentless pimp - not let her get a word in - go full Limbaugh/Miller/O'Really for 22 solid minutes.

Hanks has the weight, DeNiro has the gravitas.  Someone, please go (try to) shame this twunt - and walk away with a copy of the raw footage, to be dumped onto Youtube.
 
2013-05-16 06:16:58 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Lollipop165: For those who pretend not to know, this is Mother Kardashian.

Who's pretending?

Yeah, seriously, who?

Never heard of her.

Guess what, Lollipop.  A lot of people could give a rat's ass about the Kardashians and don't even know their names, besides the main whore.


and yet, here you are, posting in this thread.
 
2013-05-16 06:20:23 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: and yet, here you are, posting in this thread.


In shocking news, some people waste time on the internet on things they could give a flying fark about.
 
2013-05-16 06:28:27 PM  
So, let me get this straight - an attention whore whose only indirect claims to fame are that she married a has-been athlete, and that one of her daughters did a sex tape, is surprised that she can't latch on like a fame-sucking remora to the sharks of Hollywood?

Really?
 
2013-05-16 06:32:55 PM  
Has Kardashian Inc reached critical mass?

It's times like these I wish they issued stock, I'd short the fark out of this bubble.
 
2013-05-16 06:39:41 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: and yet, here you are, posting in this thread.

In shocking news, some people waste time on the internet on things they could give a flying fark about.


Or people are never honest on the internet and lie to make themselves look better.
 
2013-05-16 06:40:22 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-05-16 06:41:19 PM  

CynicalLA: There is no excuse for the "who?" anymore.  This shiat is plastered all over google and yahoo everyday.  You are willfully ignorant at this point and it doesn't make you cool when you post "who?".


You'll get over it
 
2013-05-16 06:42:46 PM  

CynicalLA: There is no excuse for the "who?" anymore.  This shiat is plastered all over google and yahoo everyday.  You are willfully ignorant at this point and it doesn't make you cool when you post "who?"


What?
 
2013-05-16 06:44:20 PM  

CynicalLA: Satanic_Hamster: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: and yet, here you are, posting in this thread.

In shocking news, some people waste time on the internet on things they could give a flying fark about.

Or people are never honest on the internet and lie to make themselves look better.


MaudlinMutantMollusk: CynicalLA: There is no excuse for the "who?" anymore.  This shiat is plastered all over google and yahoo everyday.  You are willfully ignorant at this point and it doesn't make you cool when you post "who?".

You'll get over it


Yep.

And google and  yahoo?  Really?  People go there for news?  That's adorable.

Never heard the name "Kris Jenner" before in my life today.
 
2013-05-16 06:44:36 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: CynicalLA: There is no excuse for the "who?" anymore.  This shiat is plastered all over google and yahoo everyday.  You are willfully ignorant at this point and it doesn't make you cool when you post "who?".

You'll get over it


I wish I didn't know who these fame whores are but it's impossible not to notice if you are on the internets.
 
2013-05-16 06:44:38 PM  
img.pandawhale.com
 
2013-05-16 06:46:05 PM  

CynicalLA: MaudlinMutantMollusk: CynicalLA: There is no excuse for the "who?" anymore.  This shiat is plastered all over google and yahoo everyday.  You are willfully ignorant at this point and it doesn't make you cool when you post "who?".

You'll get over it

I wish I didn't know who these fame whores are but it's impossible not to notice if you are on the internets.


Actually, I think I've managed pretty well

/it does take a conscious effort, though
 
2013-05-16 06:46:57 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: And google and  yahoo?  Really?  People go there for news?  That's adorable.


You are so above it all.  That must be there only news source and now you can look down on them.  I see this shiat when I login to my Yahoo Mail account.  And the news is usually just reposted from other news sites.  You are really cool.
 
2013-05-16 06:46:59 PM  

CynicalLA: I wish I didn't know who these fame whores are but it's impossible not to notice if you are on the internets.


And yet, I'm on the internets and have never heard the name before.

Maybe you should get some better internets.
 
2013-05-16 06:48:26 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: and yet, here you are, posting in this thread.

In shocking news, some people waste time on the internet on things they could give a flying fark about.


Was gonna let the first one slide, but you've done it twice now in the same thread.

You said "A lot of people could give a rat's ass about the Kardashians and don't even know their names, besides the main whore" when what you probably meant was "could NOT give..."

Then you doubled down with "some people waste time on the internet on things they could give a flying fark about "

Again, you "could give a flying fark", implying you do care to some degree.

I don't get what's so complicated about this, but people do this ALL THE TIME. YOU ARE SAYING THE OPPOSITE THING OF WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY.

Yes!= No.

Could give!= Could not give.

I understand laziness, but this is willful idiocy and ignorance.
 
2013-05-16 06:49:18 PM  

CynicalLA: You are so above it all. That must be there only news source and now you can look down on them. I see this shiat when I login to my Yahoo Mail account. And the news is usually just reposted from other news sites. You are really cool.


You use yahoo mail?  Man, you just keep getting more and more adorable.   Bet all your clothes are from Abercombe and Finch or Hot Topic.

Just bless your little heart!

I wish I could be hip and with it like you, knowing all the Cardassian's names and all.
 
2013-05-16 06:53:04 PM  

grinding_journalist: Satanic_Hamster: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: and yet, here you are, posting in this thread.

In shocking news, some people waste time on the internet on things they could give a flying fark about.

Was gonna let the first one slide, but you've done it twice now in the same thread.

You said "A lot of people could give a rat's ass about the Kardashians and don't even know their names, besides the main whore" when what you probably meant was "could NOT give..."

Then you doubled down with "some people waste time on the internet on things they could give a flying fark about "

Again, you "could give a flying fark", implying you do care to some degree.

I don't get what's so complicated about this, but people do this ALL THE TIME. YOU ARE SAYING THE OPPOSITE THING OF WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY.

Yes!= No.

Could give!= Could not give.

I understand laziness, but this is willful idiocy and ignorance.


I think you're forgetting:
blogs.montclair.edu
 
2013-05-16 07:03:06 PM  
Google is down....

Who?
 
2013-05-16 07:09:54 PM  
Does anyone know who this is yet?
 
2013-05-16 07:21:04 PM  
READ the thread you two noobs.  Apparently this is Kim Cardashians mother and we're all losers for not knowing because this information is EVERYWHERE, like on yahoo.com.  Because you know everyone goes to yahoo.com on a hourly basis as it's the best portal site on the internet hands down.
 
2013-05-16 07:26:11 PM  
I read somewhere she was drunk & alone, turns out she's been organizing a talk show?
 
2013-05-16 07:34:57 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: CynicalLA: You are so above it all. That must be there only news source and now you can look down on them. I see this shiat when I login to my Yahoo Mail account. And the news is usually just reposted from other news sites. You are really cool.

You use yahoo mail?  Man, you just keep getting more and more adorable.   Bet all your clothes are from Abercombe and Finch or Hot Topic.

Just bless your little heart!

I wish I could be hip and with it like you, knowing all the Cardassian's names and all.


This guy is too cool for school.  Many people have multiple accounts genius and hold on to some because of the username.  Being condescending on the internets is what the big boys do and you are a master.  Ultrafark must be your homepage.
 
2013-05-16 07:35:58 PM  

OOBE Juan Kenobi: Does anyone know who this is yet?


I dunno. Should I care less?
 
2013-05-16 07:40:18 PM  

CynicalLA: There is no excuse for the "who?" anymore.  This shiat is plastered all over google and yahoo everyday.  You are willfully ignorant at this point and it doesn't make you cool when you post "who?".


qui?
 
2013-05-16 07:40:47 PM  
Who is this person and what is a Seacrest?
 
2013-05-16 07:45:36 PM  
People people - stop arguing on the Internet.

Now - who is this person?
 
2013-05-16 07:57:55 PM  

OOBE Juan Kenobi: People people - stop arguing on the Internet.

Now - who is this person?


You'd know if you were cool and had a yahoo email address like all the cool kids.
 
2013-05-16 08:01:04 PM  
Hoo...

Hoo...
 
2013-05-16 08:55:22 PM  
What....is happening
 
2013-05-16 09:00:26 PM  
Who?
 
2013-05-16 09:00:50 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: who?


iamnumberfourfans.com

OOBE Juan Kenobi: Google is down....

Who?


ww1.prweb.com

milkyshirt: Hoo...

Hoo...


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-05-16 09:06:13 PM  
Who?  What?  Where?

I'll admit the only reason I know her name is from having to go to the grocery store for basic necessities and seeing her, her husband Mrs. Doubtfire, the Wookie daughter, and the lard ass that's famous for filming herself getting farked plastered over every magazine in the check out aisle.

That said, why on earth would anyone give her a talk show?
 
2013-05-16 09:07:17 PM  
Some of you must be an absolute blast at Trivia Night.
 
2013-05-16 09:09:53 PM  
She could probably get a shiatload of celebrities on her show if she wanted to. There is nothing more whore-like than a celebrity promoting their latest project. They would talk to a dead pigeon if the pigeon's talk show had decent ratings. I think what she's unhappy about is she can't get any A-list celebrities. Those people have a choice as to who they want to speak to, and they certainly don't want to speak to a pimping idiot like Kris Jenner.
 
2013-05-16 09:10:20 PM  
I'll do it.   No idea who this person is, but my schedule gets a bit lighter during the summer, so whoever you are, rsvp to this post in this thread and I will gladly see what time I have available.  I have plenty of props, too.  Especially the sock monkeys my grandma made depicting the Manson Family folks as she felt them in her deeply artistic soul.
 
2013-05-16 09:27:38 PM  

Atomic Spunk: She could probably get a shiatload of celebrities on her show if she wanted to. There is nothing more whore-like than a celebrity promoting their latest project. They would talk to a dead pigeon if the pigeon's talk show had decent ratings. I think what she's unhappy about is she can't get any A-list celebrities. Those people have a choice as to who they want to speak to, and they certainly don't want to speak to a pimping idiot like Kris Jenner.


In addition to being one of worst examples of a stage mother, she's apparently fairly unlikeable in her own right. She pushed for Kim to pose for Playboy, and was so horrible on set that nobody over there wants to talk to her (and word gets around). The one daughter, Kendall, has been doing everything she can to keep her mother as removed from her career as she can. The other daughters who have their own shows have, I understand, been trying to find ways to get away from her. Her own children won't help her find guests for her show.

On the one hand, I think it's kinda sad, but I find it very difficult to work up any sympathy for a woman to firmly believes that any publicity is good publicity, and tried her damnedest to instill that idea into her kids.
 
2013-05-16 09:48:03 PM  

Poison: Who?  What?  Where?


Third base!
 
2013-05-16 10:15:22 PM  
My great great grandparents fled the Armenian genocide to come to this country
My grand father was born on the boat in New York harbor
Glad they mixed with Irish drunks in Chicago so I am well rounded....

These people are an absolute affront to anyone of Armenian ancestry

Which is why I have never watched one of their shows nor will I ever.

They are total disgusting trash
 
2013-05-16 10:20:21 PM  

CynicalLA: There is no excuse for the "who?" anymore.  This shiat is plastered all over google and yahoo everyday.  You are willfully ignorant at this point and it doesn't make you cool when you post "who?".


banksschoolsupplycatalog.com
 
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