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(Fresno Bee)   Internet sensation Kai the hatchet hitchhiker is wanted for going SMASH SMASH SMASH HOMICIDE   (fresnobee.com) divider line 8
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2013-05-16 06:01:09 PM
4 votes:
Hey, if you woke up in the woods with your pants around your ankles and had Vaseline all over your balloon knot, would you tell anybody?

No?

Wanna go camping?
2013-05-16 06:21:35 PM
3 votes:

titwrench: Burning_Monk: Facebook exchange...
Kai: what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house... walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their farkin load in you? what would you do?
Terry: Find them as fast as I could and SUH-MASH the shiat out of them with a hatchet or whatever else I could find!! Dude... Wtf? U serious?
Kai: i like your idea terry
Terry: fark man.. U prolly should've went to the cops! I didn't mean that literally man.. Holy shiat

/so there was some premeditation, but I still don't know if that invalidates his defense. Personally, I believe that I would vote him innocent if I was in the jury. That's some farked up shiat.

I believe that exchange happened after the fact. The most is shows is lack of remorse.


Yep, article says they met Saturday, body found Monday, facebook post on Tuesday. Hit the road Wednesday, got sick on Thursday, worse on Friday, died on Saturday, buried on Sunday. This is the end of Caleb "Kai" McGrundy.
2013-05-16 05:58:27 PM
3 votes:

Walker: OK, that story is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too short on details. Sorry to link to the Daily Fail but they have a lot details:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2325715/Kai-hero-hatchet-wie ld ing-homeless-hitchhiking-Internet-celebrity-wanted-MURDER-lawyer-73-de ad-day-drifter-claimed-Facebook-hed-sexually-assaulted.html

Some old guy drugged and raped him. Kai woke up with man juice pouring out his mouth and attacked the guy. In the same situation you might go a little crazy too.


Yeah I remember when they did that scenario on the infamous lost episode of Nickelodeon's 'What Would You Do?', I voted to kill the guy with a hatchet.
2013-05-16 06:06:42 PM
2 votes:
We're all missing the big picture here: he killed a lawyer. No hero tag?
2013-05-16 05:57:48 PM
2 votes:
"Smash Homicide It's All In Your Mind"

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2013-05-16 06:52:39 PM
1 votes:
The facial must've happened right before he woke up from his stupor.  That stuff dries up pretty fast...

/so, I've heard, of course...
2013-05-16 06:41:48 PM
1 votes:

FormlessOne: Walker: OK, that story is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too short on details. Sorry to link to the Daily Fail but they have a lot details:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2325715/Kai-hero-hatchet-wie ld ing-homeless-hitchhiking-Internet-celebrity-wanted-MURDER-lawyer-73-de ad-day-drifter-claimed-Facebook-hed-sexually-assaulted.html

Some old guy drugged and raped him. Kai woke up with man juice pouring out his mouth and attacked the guy. In the same situation you might go a little crazy too.

Homeless guy kills trick, makes up story to cover his ass. News at 11.


Tell us more of your tricks of the trade. Is it true you guys will trade meth for a "San Francisco Bird Feeder"? Do you prefer to meet your tricks in airport bathrooms or municipal parks to avoid situations like this? It's a shame Kai hadn't met an expert like you beforehand, maybe you could have steered him to the right street corner. Thank you for not being afraid to speak up and give us your veteran analysis of the situation. Most of us lack the history of funneling old dude's hogs for a swig of Thuderbird, but thank goodness you stepped up and filled in the void.
2013-05-16 06:01:42 PM
1 votes:
First the golden voice homeless man turns out to have a serious drinking problem, then the Cleveland sex slave big mac hero is an ex-con, and now this. I don't believe in nothing no more man.
 
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