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(Fresno Bee)   Internet sensation Kai the hatchet hitchhiker is wanted for going SMASH SMASH SMASH HOMICIDE   (fresnobee.com) divider line 13
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2013-05-16 06:22:38 PM
3 votes:

Walker: OK, that story is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too short on details. Sorry to link to the Daily Fail but they have a lot details:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2325715/Kai-hero-hatchet-wie ld ing-homeless-hitchhiking-Internet-celebrity-wanted-MURDER-lawyer-73-de ad-day-drifter-claimed-Facebook-hed-sexually-assaulted.html

Some old guy drugged and raped him. Kai woke up with man juice pouring out his mouth and attacked the guy. In the same situation you might go a little crazy too.


Homeless guy kills trick, makes up story to cover his ass. News at 11.
2013-05-16 06:06:42 PM
3 votes:
We're all missing the big picture here: he killed a lawyer. No hero tag?
2013-05-16 06:19:33 PM
2 votes:

Walker: Some old guy drugged and raped him. Kai woke up with man juice pouring out his mouth and attacked the guy. In the same situation you might go a little crazy too.


You were there?

Sounds more likely that he killed the guy and then made up a story.
2013-05-16 05:45:11 PM
2 votes:
OK, that story is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too short on details. Sorry to link to the Daily Fail but they have a lot details:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2325715/Kai-hero-hatchet-wie ld ing-homeless-hitchhiking-Internet-celebrity-wanted-MURDER-lawyer-73-de ad-day-drifter-claimed-Facebook-hed-sexually-assaulted.html

Some old guy drugged and raped him. Kai woke up with man juice pouring out his mouth and attacked the guy. In the same situation you might go a little crazy too.
2013-05-16 09:46:31 PM
1 votes:

MagSeven: sheep snorter: quote from his facebook page:

what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house... walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their farkin load in you? what would you do?

I'd probably SUH-MASH the mirror.



www.american-buddha.com
2013-05-16 06:41:48 PM
1 votes:

FormlessOne: Walker: OK, that story is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too short on details. Sorry to link to the Daily Fail but they have a lot details:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2325715/Kai-hero-hatchet-wie ld ing-homeless-hitchhiking-Internet-celebrity-wanted-MURDER-lawyer-73-de ad-day-drifter-claimed-Facebook-hed-sexually-assaulted.html

Some old guy drugged and raped him. Kai woke up with man juice pouring out his mouth and attacked the guy. In the same situation you might go a little crazy too.

Homeless guy kills trick, makes up story to cover his ass. News at 11.


Tell us more of your tricks of the trade. Is it true you guys will trade meth for a "San Francisco Bird Feeder"? Do you prefer to meet your tricks in airport bathrooms or municipal parks to avoid situations like this? It's a shame Kai hadn't met an expert like you beforehand, maybe you could have steered him to the right street corner. Thank you for not being afraid to speak up and give us your veteran analysis of the situation. Most of us lack the history of funneling old dude's hogs for a swig of Thuderbird, but thank goodness you stepped up and filled in the void.
2013-05-16 06:28:38 PM
1 votes:
Just a case of he said, he dead.  If you think you've been drugged, go to the police and the hospital and get tested for signs of having been drugged.  Homicide is optional, but for god's sake, get your blood tested for signs of drugging.  With a good lawyer, a bit of fame, and drugs someone else put in your body you have a pretty good chance of walking.  Just say the combination of the drugs and the rape made you do it.  No jury is going to convict you if you were under the influence of drugs when you've been drugged and raped.

Now it's just his word against the police report.
2013-05-16 06:22:58 PM
1 votes:
Dude!  You can't save someone's life by killing the person attacking them!  Only cops can do that.  It's harsh bro, but that's the way it is.

Dude, if you were a cop, you could've smashed that kook's head in all day, and all you'd get is a paid vacation.  But checkit, yer not a cop, so yer going to the pokey, bra!
2013-05-16 06:21:35 PM
1 votes:

titwrench: Burning_Monk: Facebook exchange...
Kai: what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house... walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their farkin load in you? what would you do?
Terry: Find them as fast as I could and SUH-MASH the shiat out of them with a hatchet or whatever else I could find!! Dude... Wtf? U serious?
Kai: i like your idea terry
Terry: fark man.. U prolly should've went to the cops! I didn't mean that literally man.. Holy shiat

/so there was some premeditation, but I still don't know if that invalidates his defense. Personally, I believe that I would vote him innocent if I was in the jury. That's some farked up shiat.

I believe that exchange happened after the fact. The most is shows is lack of remorse.


Yep, article says they met Saturday, body found Monday, facebook post on Tuesday. Hit the road Wednesday, got sick on Thursday, worse on Friday, died on Saturday, buried on Sunday. This is the end of Caleb "Kai" McGrundy.
2013-05-16 06:13:07 PM
1 votes:
Facebook exchange...
Kai: what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house... walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their farkin load in you? what would you do?
Terry: Find them as fast as I could and SUH-MASH the shiat out of them with a hatchet or whatever else I could find!! Dude... Wtf? U serious?
Kai: i like your idea terry
Terry: fark man.. U prolly should've went to the cops! I didn't mean that literally man.. Holy shiat

/so there was some premeditation, but I still don't know if that invalidates his defense. Personally, I believe that I would vote him innocent if I was in the jury. That's some farked up shiat.
2013-05-16 06:04:22 PM
1 votes:
quote from his facebook page:

what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house... walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their farkin load in you? what would you do?

/Justifiable homicide for whacking some old perv multiple times int he head as, 'YOU DID WHAT TO ME!!!!"
//YaDaYaDa legal system blablabla answer to charges of justifiable homicide.
///Well at least he is white, but that whole 'being a male' is going to hurt him in court if he gets a rightwing Judge who thinks that men can never be raped since they don't have a icky vagina.
////FBI says men can be raped so hes got that going for him
2013-05-16 06:02:50 PM
1 votes:

hardinparamedic: Walker: OK, that story is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too short on details. Sorry to link to the Daily Fail but they have a lot details:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2325715/Kai-hero-hatchet-wie ld ing-homeless-hitchhiking-Internet-celebrity-wanted-MURDER-lawyer-73-de ad-day-drifter-claimed-Facebook-hed-sexually-assaulted.html

Some old guy drugged and raped him. Kai woke up with man juice pouring out his mouth and attacked the guy. In the same situation you might go a little crazy too.

I honestly think, at that point, it should either be a justifiable homicide, OR jury nulification should come into play.

/on the same venue, I have no problem with a woman cutting the throat of her rapist, either.


If it's true, it would certainly be a mitigating factor. That's why we have degrees of murder. But if the evidence showed that his story was factual, I wouldn't convict him or anyone under such circumstances.
2013-05-16 06:01:09 PM
1 votes:
Hey, if you woke up in the woods with your pants around your ankles and had Vaseline all over your balloon knot, would you tell anybody?

No?

Wanna go camping?
 
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