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(Fresno Bee)   Internet sensation Kai the hatchet hitchhiker is wanted for going SMASH SMASH SMASH HOMICIDE   (fresnobee.com) divider line 65
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2013-05-16 09:46:01 PM  

Bermuda59: Someone should be a song parody for Kai based on "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"


Kairful with That Axe, Eugene?
 
2013-05-16 09:46:31 PM  

MagSeven: sheep snorter: quote from his facebook page:

what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house... walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their farkin load in you? what would you do?

I'd probably SUH-MASH the mirror.



www.american-buddha.com
 
2013-05-16 10:04:38 PM  

DrewCurtisJr: First the golden voice homeless man turns out to have a serious drinking problem, then the Cleveland sex slave big mac hero is an ex-con, and now this. I don't believe in nothing no more man.


How does him being an ex-con affect anything - you used to shiat your pants every day for 2 years and noone holds that against you.
 
2013-05-16 10:06:49 PM  
This is gnarly, indeed! This happened just one town over from us.
 
2013-05-16 10:46:38 PM  

GiraffeWaffles: How does him being an ex-con affect anything - you used to shiat your pants every day for 2 years and noone holds that against you.


Are you telling me you don't understand the difference between that actions of every infant and the crimes of a grown man?
 
2013-05-16 11:01:20 PM  

scalpod: [img.photobucket.com image 420x320]

I'd hang my head in shame, but with this hairdo what's the point?


CAME HERE FOR THIS!!

/leaving satisfied!
 
2013-05-16 11:01:20 PM  
I had heard about him stopping that crazy guy but hadn't seen his interviews until just this morning. Then lo' and behold this headline pops up.

I admired the guy, and would've totally shared a joint with him given a chance. That this happened to him makes me sick. Even worse that he'll most likely get locked away like an animal as a result.

It seems that every time I find a little faith in mankind, something happens that reminds me that we're irredeemable.

I give up. fark the collective human race. Bring on the nuclear holocaust.
 
HKW
2013-05-16 11:28:21 PM  
Killed a sexual predator, and killed a lawyer..  Something about two birds and a stone here.

Trifecta will be "Not guilty be reason of temporary insanity"
 
2013-05-16 11:54:59 PM  
Go Kai!
Fark you farking Fark prosecuting trolls and I hope someday pics of you with man juice dripping out your mouths are what I remember you by...
/feels like for some reason I should've said rape three times?
//rape
///rape
////rape
 
2013-05-16 11:55:37 PM  

jehovahs witness protection: How many heroes will end up GOING DOWN this week?


Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
 
2013-05-17 12:30:41 AM  
justifiable homicide or jury nullification.
//where's the hero tag?
 
2013-05-17 01:35:43 AM  

farkingismybusiness: I always wondered what happened to that kid. Now I know. Sad.


Really? No no no there are like 2 or 3 sequels to that book. I love that book. I always wanted to go live like that. Now i do... (seriously -- I'm in the middle of nowhere with only 3 hours of electricity a day and no running water and food is a once a month only by order thing.) The Hatchet is a fantastic book for young minds.

Archimedes' Principal: I'm going out on a limb and say something in Kai's past (molestation) triggered him to do this. IIRC, during an earlier interview, Kai mentioned something not too good happening in his past when he was younger.

/ If CNN and FOX can speculate, then so can I.


Well he was fostered by his grandparents and he didnt like talking about his biologicals...

Idk... idk.... having spent a good amount of time with the dude i have no idea... He has a flair for hyperbole but at the same time he's not an accomplished fibber. Depending on his mental health i wouldn't put turning tricks past him. I know he didnt mind switch hitting. He was very bisexual.

\I know because he told me a story about how his best friend got married and he was the best man and then the three of them went down to the beach and screwed. And he made direct mention of man on man action. I think he was trying gauge my reaction.
\\Lets just say i was polite and he never brought the subject up again.

He's a nice kid but he needs friends for support and guidance. I can see him getting more and more haywire the fewer people he had to rely on.

But just so you guys know - he swung both ways. Not that theres anything wrong with that or that it means it wasnt rape -- no consent is no consent. I'm just saying -- he had blown dudes before. It wouldnt have been some anti gay thing.
 
2013-05-17 07:08:14 AM  
Given that this guy has a history of being whackadoodle, I can't help but approach this with a bit of skepticism. I do think that drugging someone until they're not in their right mind to consent or unable to consent is wrong.

HOWEVER, I am also thinking of various other scenarios that entail Kai taking the drugs on his own account, getting into what seemed like a consensual encounter, passing out afterwards and blacking out on everything that happened. When he woke up, he freaked out and killed the guy, thinking he'd been drugged and raped. This might be incorrect, but I'm slightly leery about the fact that he supposedly killed the guy on Monday, didn't say anything about it until Tuesday (and made a joke about it!), and tried to flee the state. His fb post didn't exactly sound like he had any remorse or fear about it.
 
2013-05-17 09:16:09 AM  
"Dude, I LITERALLY got raped by a lawyer."

/there's a lot of people that wish this was the worst that was done to them by a lawyer
 
2013-05-17 03:18:17 PM  

Esroc: I had heard about him stopping that crazy guy but hadn't seen his interviews until just this morning. Then lo' and behold this headline pops up.

I admired the guy, and would've totally shared a joint with him given a chance. That this happened to him makes me sick. Even worse that he'll most likely get locked away like an animal as a result.

It seems that every time I find a little faith in mankind, something happens that reminds me that we're irredeemable.

I give up. fark the collective human race. Bring on the nuclear holocaust.


And just what are offering me to do this thing for you?
 
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