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(Opposing Views)   After re-writing history to cover himself, Kansas Board of Education Member Steve Roberts brags about using the "N-word" to fight "political correctness"   (opposingviews.com) divider line 121
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2013-05-16 03:20:27 PM  
For fark's sake
 
2013-05-16 03:35:56 PM  
Wait: Kansas has a board of education?

I'm assuming it's some sort of dart board at which monkeys fling their own poo.
 
2013-05-16 04:02:42 PM  
Fight the brave fight, good sir.
 
2013-05-16 04:47:25 PM  
His parents must be so proud.
 
2013-05-16 05:32:33 PM  
but don't you dare call them racists!
 
2013-05-16 05:40:59 PM  
"Board" and "education" are big words for a Kansas Republican
 
2013-05-16 05:41:27 PM  
That's right, buddy. It's nothing but PC bullshiat, and the world has had enough.  You were close this time.  I bet that the next time you try to use it, it will totally work.  You should be holding a pipe, you know, to make yourself seem more scholarly the next time you do attempt to drop a clinical on the world. That will push it over the edge.
 
2013-05-16 05:44:10 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: Wait: Kansas has a board of education?

I'm assuming it's some sort of dart board at which monkeys fling their own poo.


It's an actual board.  It's got the alphabet carved in on one side and on the other side is the Ten Commandments and the 14 Words.
 
2013-05-16 06:31:41 PM  
snltranscripts.jt.org
 
2013-05-16 06:33:40 PM  

He's taking it back!


i670.photobucket.com

 
2013-05-16 06:34:46 PM  
Anyone else miss the days when bigots at least had the courtesy to keep their shiat to themselves and their small group of like-minded friends, instead of broadcasting it all over like it was something to be proud of?

What next? They start wearing their white robes when they go shopping?
 
2013-05-16 06:36:12 PM  
What's the matter with Kansas?
 
2013-05-16 06:36:45 PM  
Why not? It's just a word.

Unlike click

NSFW? Don't know PC Rule Book.
 
2013-05-16 06:36:46 PM  
He's not the white fragile hippie
He looks and acts more like an indignant Ice-T
 
2013-05-16 06:37:10 PM  
that guy really really wants it to be okay for him to use the "n" word.
 
2013-05-16 06:37:33 PM  
ahh bullshiat. walk down a street in the hood in warm weather. tell me what word you hear the most.

/ but he has a mustache, he can't say that!
 
2013-05-16 06:38:08 PM  
Depends on how he uses the word. If its to describe someone he's wrong. If he's talking about the word or using it in the proper context then there is nothing wrong with it
/no, dnrtfa
 
2013-05-16 06:38:21 PM  
 Political correctness is out of hand in general, but to make this your fight is just stupid.
Maybe he's a double agent, in reality he's the most PC person in existence.
 
2013-05-16 06:39:49 PM  
He's not politically incorrect... he's a socially inept racist.
 
2013-05-16 06:39:51 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Why not? It's just a word.

Unlike click

NSFW? Don't know PC Rule Book.


THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING!!!!
 
2013-05-16 06:42:01 PM  
I say we push the boundaries of political correctness further and segregate stuff again!
 
2013-05-16 06:42:03 PM  
If you're a Kansan political novice
discussing hot-button sensitive topics
You might think it would hurt
To blurt out racial slurs
But they hand you keys to the office
 
2013-05-16 06:42:29 PM  
Hey Mister. The 80's called. They said to KEEP that hairdo and mustache. They don't want it back after it's been in contact with your ugly head.
 
2013-05-16 06:42:50 PM  
i1207.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-16 06:42:59 PM  
Fools, you don't fight the negroes head on, that battle is lost. You use chinamen as the proxy. Its ok to use stereotypes against them, and ethnic slurs too, and mock their physical features. This is the line in the sand.
 
2013-05-16 06:43:09 PM  
"clinically" ?
 
2013-05-16 06:52:05 PM  

thisiszombocom: Fools, you don't fight the negroes head on, that battle is lost. You use chinamen as the proxy. Its ok to use stereotypes against them, and ethnic slurs too, and mock their physical features. This is the line in the sand.


Not the proper nomenclature, dude.
 
2013-05-16 06:52:18 PM  

robbiex0r: "clinically" ?


Yes. Much like little kids say Hell and then excuse themselves by saying that they were merely referring to the literal place of damnation and not swearing.

One does get the impression that he thinks that it's totally unfair that he doesn't get to use the world whenever he likes.
 
2013-05-16 06:56:13 PM  

KrispyKritter: ahh bullshiat. walk down a street in the hood in warm weather. tell me what word you hear the most.

/ but he has a mustache, he can't say that!


No, he's white. That's why he can't say that, and why I can't say it.

Is it not understandable that a denigrating slur might be different when it's coming from someone in the group that has historically oppressed the other group, instead of from one of the oppressed group?

I'm not giving a pass to ghetto culture by any stretch. I think that culture is one of the major things holding large swaths black people back in this country in conjunction with (while sometimes enhancing/"justifying") institutional racism. But I don't begrudge anyone being offended when a white person uses n*gger and not when a black person does, due to the history of the term.
 
2013-05-16 06:56:15 PM  
"N-word"?  I swear, we have so many [insert letter here] words that I can't keep up anymore.  Can't we just call a spade a spade?
 
2013-05-16 06:57:02 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Political correctness is out of hand in general, but to make this your fight is just stupid.


In what way is it "out of hand"? Mind you, I've been hearing people biatch and moan about PC speech for at least 30 years, and I haven't seen any particular uptake in the sort of PC verbiage that people are always claiming. Indeed, the silly sort of PC phrases I tend to hear about are usually people trying to mock the notion of PC rather than real examples (or better yet, personal anecdotes of the friend-of-a-friend variety).

Nine times out of ten, when I hear someone claiming that they can't say something for fear of political correctness, it's because they are  actually trying to say something that is, in fact, horrifically bigoted and feeling put upon because of it.
 
2013-05-16 06:57:48 PM  
It is so fullfiling living here in the bible belt,  I'm surrounded by asshats.  Nothing to see and no destination worth going for.  Have two sisters that believe it is the cats meow.
 
2013-05-16 06:57:59 PM  

Pitabred: KrispyKritter: ahh bullshiat. walk down a street in the hood in warm weather. tell me what word you hear the most.

/ but he has a mustache, he can't say that!

No, he's white. That's why he can't say that, and why I can't say it.

Is it not understandable that a denigrating slur might be different when it's coming from someone in the group that has historically oppressed the other group, instead of from one of the oppressed group?

I'm not giving a pass to ghetto culture by any stretch. I think that culture is one of the major things holding large swaths black people back in this country in conjunction with (while sometimes enhancing/"justifying") institutional racism. But I don't begrudge anyone being offended when a white person uses n*gger and not when a black person does, due to the history of the term.


RACIST!!!
 
2013-05-16 06:58:50 PM  
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Doesn't see what the big deal is
 
2013-05-16 07:01:57 PM  

Pitabred: KrispyKritter: ahh bullshiat. walk down a street in the hood in warm weather. tell me what word you hear the most.

/ but he has a mustache, he can't say that!

No, he's white. That's why he can't say that, and why I can't say it.

Is it not understandable that a denigrating slur might be different when it's coming from someone in the group that has historically oppressed the other group, instead of from one of the oppressed group?

I'm not giving a pass to ghetto culture by any stretch. I think that culture is one of the major things holding large swaths black people back in this country in conjunction with (while sometimes enhancing/"justifying") institutional racism. But I don't begrudge anyone being offended when a white person uses n*gger and not when a black person does, due to the history of the term.


Look out. You might to too smart for your own good!
 
2013-05-16 07:02:11 PM  
I don't think people would be nearly as offended if these anti-PC people were literally like "what's up my N*****."  The problem is, they mean it to be derogatory, insulting, belittling, racist, ect.
 
2013-05-16 07:03:49 PM  
I suspect that Steve Roberts watches Blazing Saddles and thinks it's just a western.
 
2013-05-16 07:05:41 PM  

fennix: I don't think people would be nearly as offended if these anti-PC people were literally like "what's up my N*****."  The problem is, they mean it to be derogatory, insulting, belittling, racist, ect.


I think you are fooling yourself, but, I might be wrong.
You should field test that theory.
Good luck,
 
2013-05-16 07:06:10 PM  
Definition of bigot: person who is obstinately or intolerantly devoted to his or her own opinions and prejudices...Who does that word describe, the "anti-racist" who follows the line towed by popular media despite reams of available evidence to the contrary, or the person who rejects the popular notions surrounding the propriety of forbidden words, comes to his own conclusions, and acts?
Who is more of a man, the sheep who follows the herd regurgitating anti-racist dogma, or the person who speaks their mind in a public forum, even if this view is unpopular?Niger is just a word.  Think about why it has the connotations it has before you start jumping through hoops demanding you say colored, no black, no african-american, no person of color, no black again.
 
2013-05-16 07:17:37 PM  
Why did he choose n*gger instead of, say, f*ck, sh*t or c*nt?

Aren't those words that are also politically incorrect?  Why not try to test Twitter's reaction to the use of those words?
 
2013-05-16 07:24:28 PM  
Some 'Splainin' To Do:Nine times out of ten, when I hear someone claiming that they can't say something for fear of political correctness, it's because they are  actually trying to say something that is, in fact, horrifically bigoted and feeling put upon because of it.

This. "Political correctness" just basically means "don't be a horrible asshole to other people."

So whenever I hear people biatching about "political correctness," what I actually hear is a person loudly demanding their right to be a horrible asshole.
 
2013-05-16 07:24:41 PM  
Is he defending keeping it in Huck Finn? Talking about not bleeping it in Blazing Saddles when it's on TV? Or is he saying he should be able to say it whenever he wants in order to spite the PC Police? Two of these I can agree with (and don't require him to use the word itself when talking about it). The last one is just plain dumb.
 
2013-05-16 07:27:46 PM  

Gdalescrboz: Depends on how he uses the word. If its to describe someone he's wrong. If he's talking about the word or using it in the proper context then there is nothing wrong with it
/no, dnrtfa


Yep. I have no problem using the word. I refuse to use "n-word," because I don't want to sound like a 6 year old.
 
2013-05-16 07:30:36 PM  

Doc Daneeka: Some 'Splainin' To Do:Nine times out of ten, when I hear someone claiming that they can't say something for fear of political correctness, it's because they are  actually trying to say something that is, in fact, horrifically bigoted and feeling put upon because of it.

This. "Political correctness" just basically means "don't be a horrible asshole to other people."

So whenever I hear people biatching about "political correctness," what I actually hear is a person loudly demanding their right to be a horrible asshole.


I live in a state where it is politically incorrect to talk about evolution in mixed company for fear of offending young earth creationists.

But for some reason no one talks about THAT form of political correctness.
 
2013-05-16 07:35:42 PM  
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Snapper Carr: [arcade.modemhelp.net image 320x240]

Doesn't see what the big deal is


scrapetv.com

Also doesn't.
 
2013-05-16 07:36:13 PM  
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Approves.
 
2013-05-16 07:37:08 PM  

Snapper Carr: [arcade.modemhelp.net image 320x240]

Doesn't see what the big deal is


i love the boondocks take on that guy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h2sEzO-v-0

/nsfw language
 
2013-05-16 07:41:49 PM  

wildcardjack: I'll get in a little Jeopardy with this one.

attractive and successful African-Americans, crackers, kike's.

What are the three stereotypes used on Hardcore Pawn.


HA! only one slur got filt-pwn'd . And the people causing hell at the pawn shop may occasionally be attractive they are not successful. The successful ones left Detroit 30 years ago.
 
2013-05-16 07:41:55 PM  

eraser8: Why did he choose n*gger instead of, say, f*ck, sh*t or c*nt?

Aren't those words that are also politically incorrect?  Why not try to test Twitter's reaction to the use of those words?


No those words are simply swear words. No political contect to them.
uless you wanted to say something like
farking shiatty ni**ers can suck a coont.

now its politically incorrect
 
2013-05-16 07:43:18 PM  
Brown vs. Topeka Round 2: Litigious boogaloo
 
2013-05-16 07:44:10 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: eraser8: Why did he choose n*gger instead of, say, f*ck, sh*t or c*nt?

Aren't those words that are also politically incorrect?  Why not try to test Twitter's reaction to the use of those words?

No those words are simply swear words. No political contect to them.
uless you wanted to say something like
farking shiatty ni**ers can suck a coont.

now its politically incorrect


Wow. Normally I can still spell after a couple drinks.
my bad
 
2013-05-16 07:45:18 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: No those words are simply swear words. No political contect to them.


Assuming you mean "context," I disagree.  Especially with c*nt.
 
2013-05-16 07:51:59 PM  

eraser8: teenage mutant ninja rapist: No those words are simply swear words. No political contect to them.

Assuming you mean "context," I disagree.  Especially with c*nt.


I did mean context. And in this day and age c*nt can mean a wide variety of things. Like the word f*ck it has humble origins. But it has grown to mean so much more. It can mean anything from a biatchy person.
to being a unit of measurment ie c*nt hair.

I realize some women take offense to the simple utterance of it. But thats like men who automatically must kill because they were called goof. It is afterall very silly.
 
2013-05-16 07:52:36 PM  
So brave.
 
2013-05-16 07:55:31 PM  
"But it's just a word," says the white guy.  "I'm fighting political correctness!"

Right.  Okay.  Remember that Jay Smooth video where he says context and relationships are important?  Where he says if he's at a bar with his date, and he puts his arm around her and calls her "honey," that's okay, but if you go up to his date and do the same thing, it's weird and you might get punched?  Because you don't have the same relationship with "honey" to be able to use it in that context?

Yeah.
 
2013-05-16 07:58:00 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Those people really annoy Randy.
 
2013-05-16 07:58:26 PM  
"I'm willing to be considered politically incorrect ... I don't think that's a bad thing"

These kind of people are just the worst. Always male, always white, always saying socially inappropriate things, and always getting away with it because they're male and white and no one calls them on their bullshiat. Always knows everything about everything too, and anyone suggests otherwise is just jealous of him as a man.

He graduated from Mizzou in '82 with a BS in Electrical Engineering, didn't get his Masters of Education until 2007, from something called "Grand Canyon University", which I'm gonna go ahead and assume is a degree mill. He probably subbed a bit in schools, counted helping his kids with their homework so he could say he had 20 years experience, and got himself elected to the farking State of Kansas school board with "Blah blah blah Limited Government blah blah blah Damn Obama", and here we are. Meanwhile my mother, a teacher with over 25 years in-classroom experience, wouldn't get 10 votes if she ran for that same position.
 
2013-05-16 07:59:12 PM  

Doc Daneeka: Some 'Splainin' To Do:Nine times out of ten, when I hear someone claiming that they can't say something for fear of political correctness, it's because they are  actually trying to say something that is, in fact, horrifically bigoted and feeling put upon because of it.

This. "Political correctness" just basically means "don't be a horrible asshole to other people."

So whenever I hear people biatching about "political correctness," what I actually hear is a person loudly demanding their right to be a horrible asshole.


Whenever I think of "political correctness gone mad," I usually think of Tumblr's social justice warriors.
 
2013-05-16 07:59:14 PM  

teenage mutant ninja rapist: And in this day and age c*nt can mean a wide variety of things.


So, like any other word -- including n*gger.  The point that I was trying to get across was that the judgment that a word is "obscene" is essentially political* in nature.

* "political" in this context means dealing with politics, that is "the total complex of relations between people living in society."
 
2013-05-16 08:01:38 PM  
"Hating political correctness"
-typical excuse for being an asshole.
 
2013-05-16 08:02:37 PM  

God-is-a-Taco: Political correctness is out of hand in general...


I really doubt PC is "out of hand" in Kansas.
 
2013-05-16 08:15:08 PM  

leonel: I say we push the boundaries of political correctness further and segregate stuff again!


Yeah! Because it used to be okay and therefore suchas! And also First Amendment!
 
2013-05-16 08:26:05 PM  

Doc Daneeka: This. "Political correctness" just basically means "don't be a horrible asshole to other people."

So whenever I hear people biatching about "political correctness," what I actually hear is a person loudly demanding their right to be a horrible asshole.


this
 
2013-05-16 08:30:34 PM  
You get more votes in Kansas if you are proud to be racist.
 
2013-05-16 08:42:21 PM  
I'm not racist, but (looks around) but political correctness has to go.
 
2013-05-16 08:44:53 PM  
Politically correct just means always having to say you're sorry!
 
2013-05-16 08:46:25 PM  
So what you're saying is that it's ok to use it whenever. And if people currently don't think it's ok, that they should? That it's "out of hand" how much people don't like it, and you are somehow going to convince them that it is ok to use in regular conversation now, and that it doesn't make you a racist to use it?  Or something.
Hey dude, nobody is stopping you from using words that nobody likes. You are free to use whatever poor choice of words you want. There is no law that says you can't. And people are free to judge you as an asshole for using them. But go right the fark ahead man. Preach on mo fo. Start using it all the time. You know you want to. Why else would you be defending being able to use it? Cuz you're such a patriot fighting for freedom of speech you don't agree with? Yeah right. fark off ya old racist dick

You don't even know what freedom of speech is.
 
2013-05-16 08:49:16 PM  
WE'RE NOT GOING TO PROTEST
WE'RE NOT GOING TO PROTEST
WE'RE NOT GOING TO PROTEST
 
2013-05-16 08:50:16 PM  
Wow. Another entry in the "totally not a racist *wink*" database, here.
 
2013-05-16 08:51:08 PM  
It's not news, it's FarKKK
 
2013-05-16 08:51:50 PM  

thisiszombocom: Doc Daneeka: This. "Political correctness" just basically means "don't be a horrible asshole to other people."

So whenever I hear people biatching about "political correctness," what I actually hear is a person loudly demanding their right to be a horrible asshole.

this


Dunno...I had to work with some hardcore pacifist/feminist colleagues on a research project once, and was asked not to use a phrase like, "bullet points," because language that harbors such violent imagery made them feel unsafe. I was also chastised for using the phrase, "rule of thumb," because those idiots misunderstood its etymology.

Some people genuinely have a right to complain about "political correctness." Playing politics with language in order to enforce some flavor of orthodoxy...that's an actual (and ugly) thing.
 
2013-05-16 08:52:04 PM  

purple kool-aid and a jigger of formaldehyde: You don't even know what freedom of speech is.


99% of people who use the line "STOP TAKING AWAY MY FIRST AMENDMENT RIGHTS!" towards people when they criticize the stupid and inane things they say fit this bill.

The First Amendment gives you the freedom to say what you want, with few restrictions, with protection from the Government marching across your face with a boot.

It does  NOT give you the right to be free from criticism and professional/personal consequences.
 
2013-05-16 08:52:16 PM  
Maybe he's 51% African American but the dark gene didn't switch on. If so, I believe he is allowed to use that word. I think a test would be proper. Measure his flaccid penis for length or see how he acts around white women. There's another test involving a watermelon. You take the melon and you start hitting himwith it. If he says "Stop hittin' me with dat melon, motherf*****!" Then he's black. If he say "Kindy strike me no further with that melon kind sir" then he's white. Can't use the n word.
 
2013-05-16 08:55:31 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Maybe he's 51% African American but the dark gene didn't switch on. If so, I believe he is allowed to use that word. I think a test would be proper. Measure his flaccid penis for length or see how he acts around white women. There's another test involving a watermelon. You take the melon and you start hitting himwith it. If he says "Stop hittin' me with dat melon, motherf*****!" Then he's black. If he say "Kindy strike me no further with that melon kind sir" then he's white. Can't use the n word.


Couldn't we just run his credit score?
 
2013-05-16 08:57:16 PM  

Bumblefark: Couldn't we just run his credit score?


Ah, the Red Man's Revenge!

www.shescribes.com
 
2013-05-16 08:57:28 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Maybe he's 51% African American but the dark gene didn't switch on. If so, I believe he is allowed to use that word. I think a test would be proper. Measure his flaccid penis for length or see how he acts around white women. There's another test involving a watermelon. You take the melon and you start hitting him with it. If he says "Stop hittin' me with dat melon, motherf*****!" Then he's black. If he say "Kindy strike me no further with that melon kind sir" then he's white. Can't use the n word.


Another positive result: Instead of telling you to stop, he'd grab it and eat it instead.
 
2013-05-16 08:57:42 PM  

FlashHarry: but don't you dare call them racists!


Ill Doctrine on Hot to Tell Someone They Sound Racist.
 
2013-05-16 08:59:33 PM  

Bumblefark: thisiszombocom: Doc Daneeka: This. "Political correctness" just basically means "don't be a horrible asshole to other people."

So whenever I hear people biatching about "political correctness," what I actually hear is a person loudly demanding their right to be a horrible asshole.

this

Dunno...I had to work with some hardcore pacifist/feminist colleagues on a research project once, and was asked not to use a phrase like, "bullet points," because language that harbors such violent imagery made them feel unsafe. I was also chastised for using the phrase, "rule of thumb," because those idiots misunderstood its etymology.

Some people genuinely have a right to complain about "political correctness." Playing politics with language in order to enforce some flavor of orthodoxy...that's an actual (and ugly) thing.


Everything has a flip side. There are people who biatch about "political correctness" because they want to use evil, racist or hateful terms and blame their inability to do so on the namby-pamby political correctness brigade. Then there are those who want to be the ones to DEFINE evil, racist or hateful terms as it suits THEIR agenda, and use "political correctness" as the whip with which to enforce it. Steve Roberts and your co-workers are actually doing the same thing, just from different sides: attempting to control discourse and create Newspeak by defining certain terms out of existence.
 
2013-05-16 09:00:01 PM  
I thought Political correctness came out when they removed the fighting words statutes across the country. The threat of getting your face punched in made a lot of people "politically correct.
 
2013-05-16 09:01:24 PM  

thisiszombocom: Fools, you don't fight the negroes head on, that battle is lost. You use chinamen as the proxy. Its ok to use stereotypes against them, and ethnic slurs too, and mock their physical features. This is the line in the sand.


Well,  if I hadn't already known you were racist from other threads, I'd probably have thought you were joking, so well done.
 
2013-05-16 09:01:28 PM  

hardinparamedic: Bumblefark: Couldn't we just run his credit score?

Ah, the Red Man's Revenge!

[www.shescribes.com image 425x272]


That chick is hot.  She can lock me into a high interest loan all night!  If you catch my drift.  And by drift I mean sexual relations.  And by sexual relations I mean I want to do it with her on a teepee on bearskin like a Hustler photoshoot.  And by Hustler photoshoot, I mean a truckstop waitress in the June 1987 Beaver Hunt.
 
2013-05-16 09:03:44 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: God-is-a-Taco: Political correctness is out of hand in general, but to make this your fight is just stupid.

In what way is it "out of hand"? Mind you, I've been hearing people biatch and moan about PC speech for at least 30 years, and I haven't seen any particular uptake in the sort of PC verbiage that people are always claiming. Indeed, the silly sort of PC phrases I tend to hear about are usually people trying to mock the notion of PC rather than real examples (or better yet, personal anecdotes of the friend-of-a-friend variety).

Nine times out of ten, when I hear someone claiming that they can't say something for fear of political correctness, it's because they are  actually trying to say something that is, in fact, horrifically bigoted and feeling put upon because of it.


That pretty much answers your question.  Political correctness is "out of hand" because bigots aren't free to be bigots without disapproval anymore, and that really makes some people mad.  It's like how in Fark threads about homosexuality you get people saying "I'm not a homophobe; I'm fine with gays as long as they don't shove it down my throat."
 
2013-05-16 09:11:20 PM  
He's inspired me to take back my freedom of speech from the politically correct fascists too. I want to set fire to fire to the Constitution on his lawn, then piss on the ashes while reading verses from the Koran. Take that!
 
2013-05-16 09:17:43 PM  

New Farkin User Name: Harry Freakstorm: Maybe he's 51% African American but the dark gene didn't switch on. If so, I believe he is allowed to use that word. I think a test would be proper. Measure his flaccid penis for length or see how he acts around white women. There's another test involving a watermelon. You take the melon and you start hitting him with it. If he says "Stop hittin' me with dat melon, motherf*****!" Then he's black. If he say "Kindy strike me no further with that melon kind sir" then he's white. Can't use the n word.

Another positive result: Instead of telling you to stop, he'd grab it and eat it instead.


Yeah, we know about it. You know, the reason why what he posted was funny is because he misled the reader into thinking he was going to make a watermelon-eating joke, which is what everyone expected, but instead made a pretty funny and original joke instead. But thanks for the update, Mr. Buzzkill
 
2013-05-16 09:18:05 PM  
Sometimes you just want to walk down the street singing an old Ice-T song, and sometimes you really just are a racist P.O.S.
Do you know how EVERY racial joke starts?
You look to the left, then look to the right to make sure there are no black people around.
 
2013-05-16 09:26:48 PM  
Calling it "the N-word" when you're talking *about the word* is childish and ridiculous, in approximately the same way as actors who avoid saying "MacBeth." Having a problem with *that* is PC-run-amok.

Using the Word That Must Not Be Named in pretty much any other context makes you sound like an obnoxious cretin at best.

DNRTFA but I can guess which one this Kansas edumacationer was doing.
 
2013-05-16 09:28:48 PM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Calling it "the N-word" when you're talking *about the word* is childish and ridiculous, in approximately the same way as actors who avoid saying "MacBeth." Having a problem with *that* is PC-run-amok.

Using the Word That Must Not Be Named in pretty much any other context makes you sound like an obnoxious cretin at best.

DNRTFA but I can guess which one this Kansas edumacationer was doing.


/To clarify, I mean a legitimate discussion, not "hey y'all check out this word."
 
2013-05-16 09:31:30 PM  

The Why Not Guy: God-is-a-Taco: Political correctness is out of hand in general...

I really doubt PC is "out of hand" in Kansas.


jaypgreene.files.wordpress.com
This political correctness will get out of hand...
 
2013-05-16 09:31:54 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Why not? It's just a word.

Unlike click

NSFW? Don't know PC Rule Book.


Here, let me hit you upside the head with the PC Rule Book so you'll understand
 
2013-05-16 09:36:09 PM  

ciberido: Some 'Splainin' To Do: God-is-a-Taco: Political correctness is out of hand in general, but to make this your fight is just stupid.

In what way is it "out of hand"? Mind you, I've been hearing people biatch and moan about PC speech for at least 30 years, and I haven't seen any particular uptake in the sort of PC verbiage that people are always claiming. Indeed, the silly sort of PC phrases I tend to hear about are usually people trying to mock the notion of PC rather than real examples (or better yet, personal anecdotes of the friend-of-a-friend variety).

Nine times out of ten, when I hear someone claiming that they can't say something for fear of political correctness, it's because they are  actually trying to say something that is, in fact, horrifically bigoted and feeling put upon because of it.

That pretty much answers your question.  Political correctness is "out of hand" because bigots aren't free to be bigots without disapproval anymore, and that really makes some people mad.  It's like how in Fark threads about homosexuality you get people saying "I'm not a homophobe; I'm fine with gays as long as they don't shove it down my throat."


So indifference regarding something until it impacts you is bigoted?

I think that was a poor example.

I don't care about Christians or what they do. Until the proselytizing starts.

Does that mean I'm bigoted towards Christians or does it mean do what you want, just don't make it my business unless I ask?

Or maybe, you think homosexuals can't be overbearing or annoying with their politics (as anyone can) because of years of shaming over your own homophobia.

Overbearing political loudmouths are overbearing political loudmouths, regardless of who or what they fark.

Similar to how this guy doesn't care about PC, he just wants people to think its OK for him to be racist.
 
2013-05-16 09:40:16 PM  
Whether you use it as a crutch or a club isn't it about time we just threw it away and moved on?
 
2013-05-16 09:40:25 PM  
www.howlandbolton.com
 
2013-05-16 09:47:29 PM  

leonel: I say we push the boundaries of political correctness further and segregate stuff again!


I'm all for starting by building two 30-foot-high barb wire, electrified fences separated by a 10 foot deep, 20 foot wide moat of sulfuric acid around Kansas.
 
2013-05-16 09:58:53 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Everything has a flip side. There are people who biatch about "political correctness" because they want to use evil, racist or hateful terms and blame their inability to do so on the namby-pamby political correctness brigade. Then there are those who want to be the ones to DEFINE evil, racist or hateful terms as it suits THEIR agenda, and use "political correctness" as the whip with which to enforce it. Steve Roberts and your co-workers are actually doing the same thing, just from different sides: attempting to control discourse and create Newspeak by defining certain terms out of existence.


I think that's a pretty lucid assessment.

Where "political correctness" went wrong, I think, is when the Powers That Be decided that not upsetting people was the sole criterion for language use. The idea that an adult might want or need to use language for with purposes above or beside phatic communication...somehow, that became unthinkable. And I guess that has mostly to do with where the political correctness movement started -- which, as I remember it, was in the sort of intellectual circles alluded to in my anecdote. That stuff is still very much around. The manners of academic talk are cluttered with that nonsense...
 
2013-05-16 10:00:25 PM  
This guy seems to be a moderate Republican whose reasoning skills are more developed than his social skills. He has 805 videos on YouTube. He's against teaching intelligent design as science. I wouldn't vote for him, but apparently neither would a real Kansas wingnut.

In other words, this is what a Kansas moderate looks like. Moderates ran Kansas for quite awhile, now the 'conservatives' have taken over. Every so often, the Liberals will score a point.

Yes, we have a three-party system in Kansas. It's coming to your state soon.
 
2013-05-16 10:01:15 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Nine times out of ten, when I hear someone claiming that they can't say something for fear of political correctness, it's because they are  actually trying to say something that is, in fact, horrifically bigoted and feeling put upon because of it.


I find that it's about 50% Christian persecution delusions, 30% racism, and 20% people saying valid things but destroying their own point by preceding it with whininess.
 
2013-05-16 10:13:10 PM  

zerkalo: Brown vs. Topeka Round 2: Litigious boogaloo


This man is on the Board of Education of Topeka, Kansas?
Brownbeckistan has gone full Stiller?
Never go full Stiller.
 
2013-05-16 10:24:15 PM  
go search YouTube for Patrice O'Neal explaining the origin of the term "kike" to Louis C.K.

if you can't laugh along you need to end yourself.
 
2013-05-16 10:27:12 PM  

Bumblefark: Gyrfalcon: Everything has a flip side. There are people who biatch about "political correctness" because they want to use evil, racist or hateful terms and blame their inability to do so on the namby-pamby political correctness brigade. Then there are those who want to be the ones to DEFINE evil, racist or hateful terms as it suits THEIR agenda, and use "political correctness" as the whip with which to enforce it. Steve Roberts and your co-workers are actually doing the same thing, just from different sides: attempting to control discourse and create Newspeak by defining certain terms out of existence.

I think that's a pretty lucid assessment.

Where "political correctness" went wrong, I think, is when the Powers That Be decided that not upsetting people was the sole criterion for language use. The idea that an adult might want or need to use language for with purposes above or beside phatic communication...somehow, that became unthinkable. And I guess that has mostly to do with where the political correctness movement started -- which, as I remember it, was in the sort of intellectual circles alluded to in my anecdote. That stuff is still very much around. The manners of academic talk are cluttered with that nonsense...


Oh, yes. I had a professor in law school, quite an outstanding Constitutional law scholar, who was offended when anyone used the term "you guys" in casual speech...because women weren't "guys." We had another professor who was so animal rights that he would literally order people out of his classroom if they were eating any sort of meat product in his class.

I never had the latter professor; for the former, I did of course use "you guys" and the masculine gender for neutral pronoun as often as I possibly could. Because I'm just mean that way. If I'd had the other, I'd have had to eat a pastrami sandwich in every class, and that would have been hard on my ulcer.
 
2013-05-16 10:37:19 PM  

Bashar and Asma's Infinite Playlist: He's inspired me to take back my freedom of speech from the politically correct fascists too. I want to set fire to fire to the Constitution on his lawn, then piss on the ashes while reading verses from the Koran. Take that!


I'm totally opposed to that.

Use your own lawn
 
2013-05-16 10:44:07 PM  
Dustin Hoffman as Lenny Bruce on the subject (NSFW languages)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOnkv76rNL4

Pretty much sums it up for me
 
2013-05-16 10:55:09 PM  
"Political correctness" = "WAAAAHHHH! I can't act like an asshole like my father did and his father before him because now I have to be accountable for what I say!!"

Why do you get that sort of bullsh*t from white males, and  no one else?
 
2013-05-16 11:27:51 PM  
Nignogbojangles, spic, kike, chink, mick, wop, daego, gook, honkey, Ivan, and Jerry. Did I get them all?

/doesn't discriminate, hates all equally. Is the unracist.
 
2013-05-16 11:43:54 PM  
Came for the "taking back porch monkey" reference.

Leaving very unhappy.
 
2013-05-17 12:03:43 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Oh, yes. I had a professor in law school, quite an outstanding Constitutional law scholar, who was offended when anyone used the term "you guys" in casual speech...because women weren't "guys." We had another professor who was so animal rights that he would literally order people out of his classroom if they were eating any sort of meat product in his class.

I never had the latter professor; for the former, I did of course use "you guys" and the masculine gender for neutral pronoun as often as I possibly could. Because I'm just mean that way. If I'd had the other, I'd have had to eat a pastrami sandwich in every class, and that would have been hard on my ulcer.


Heh :)

I think my snapping point in grad school was having a 45 page term paper rejected because, in one instance, I used the term "mankind." I was told I would be allowed to resubmit it if I substituted the phrase, "human kind," per APA guidelines on non-sexist language.

Instead, I submitted a 5-page, intentionally belabored/semi-satirical etymology of "human", which closed on the punchline that "human kind" has the (pleonastic) literal meaning of, "the kind belonging to man" (i.e., "mankind")...and therefore violated APA guidelines.

Oddly enough, the professor didn't find that witty or charming.

/Also, I was kind of a dick student that way.
 
2013-05-17 12:04:16 AM  
I'll just leave this tshirthell classic right here.
 
2013-05-17 12:08:30 AM  

TheGregiss: Nignogbojangles, spic, kike, chink, mick, wop, daego, gook, honkey, Ivan, and Jerry. Did I get them all?

/doesn't discriminate, hates all equally. Is the unracist.


i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-05-17 07:07:17 AM  
I guess it the subject matter as far free speech goes.
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-05-17 08:16:14 AM  
Funny...its OK if blacks use the N word....but its racist if whites use it

Sounds like the real racists on this would be the black folks
 
2013-05-17 08:57:47 AM  
i1168.photobucket.com
 
2013-05-17 09:34:48 AM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: robbiex0r: "clinically" ?

Yes. Much like little kids say Hell and then excuse themselves by saying that they were merely referring to the literal place of damnation and not swearing.

One does get the impression that he thinks that it's totally unfair that he doesn't get to use the world whenever he likes.


I was unaware anyone [in the profession] had attached a medical label to the term.
 
2013-05-17 11:41:10 AM  

Rapmaster2000: hardinparamedic: Bumblefark: Couldn't we just run his credit score?

Ah, the Red Man's Revenge!

[www.shescribes.com image 425x272]

That chick is hot.  She can lock me into a high interest loan all night!  If you catch my drift.  And by drift I mean sexual relations.  And by sexual relations I mean I want to do it with her on a teepee on bearskin like a Hustler photoshoot.  And by Hustler photoshoot, I mean a truckstop waitress in the June 1987 Beaver Hunt.


Her name is Pokahotass?
Maybe she really is a navaho?
 
2013-05-17 12:56:16 PM  
thread-o killer 
Qu'est Que C'est 
/Fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa fa far better 
//Run run run run run run run away
 
2013-05-17 02:19:07 PM  

Old enough to know better: Anyone else miss the days when bigots at least had the courtesy to keep their shiat to themselves and their small group of like-minded friends, instead of broadcasting it all over like it was something to be proud of?

What next? They start wearing their white robes when they go shopping?


www.dreamstime.com
 
2013-05-17 02:20:00 PM  

Astorix: What's the matter with Kansas?


Nothing, I've always liked their music.
 
2013-05-17 02:22:29 PM  

leonel: I say we push the boundaries of political correctness further and segregate stuff again!


I don't wash my socks with my blue jeans.  Am I wrong for doing that?
 
2013-05-17 02:29:25 PM  

titwrench: Pitabred: KrispyKritter: ahh bullshiat. walk down a street in the hood in warm weather. tell me what word you hear the most.

/ but he has a mustache, he can't say that!

No, he's white. That's why he can't say that, and why I can't say it.

Is it not understandable that a denigrating slur might be different when it's coming from someone in the group that has historically oppressed the other group, instead of from one of the oppressed group?

I'm not giving a pass to ghetto culture by any stretch. I think that culture is one of the major things holding large swaths black people back in this country in conjunction with (while sometimes enhancing/"justifying") institutional racism. But I don't begrudge anyone being offended when a white person uses n*gger and not when a black person does, due to the history of the term.

RACIST!!!


https://www.google.com/search?q=niggle&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=or g. mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

Way to show the whole thread that you're a niggler.
 
2013-05-17 02:36:01 PM  

Doc Daneeka: Some 'Splainin' To Do:Nine times out of ten, when I hear someone claiming that they can't say something for fear of political correctness, it's because they are  actually trying to say something that is, in fact, horrifically bigoted and feeling put upon because of it.

This. "Political correctness" just basically means "don't be a horrible asshole to other people."

So whenever I hear people biatching about "political correctness," what I actually hear is a person loudly demanding their right to be a horrible asshole.


SR-71 wrote a song about it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9EvnVCfHUQ
 
2013-05-17 03:08:23 PM  

busy chillin': Rapmaster2000: hardinparamedic: Bumblefark: Couldn't we just run his credit score?

Ah, the Red Man's Revenge!

[www.shescribes.com image 425x272]

That chick is hot.  She can lock me into a high interest loan all night!  If you catch my drift.  And by drift I mean sexual relations.  And by sexual relations I mean I want to do it with her on a teepee on bearskin like a Hustler photoshoot.  And by Hustler photoshoot, I mean a truckstop waitress in the June 1987 Beaver Hunt.

Her name is Pokahotass?
Maybe she really is a navaho?


Her Daddy is Chief Kickaho, and they're both from the Slapaho tribe.
 
2013-05-17 06:52:55 PM  

ALL GIRLS AGREE TO PULL PANTIES DOWN: Doc Daneeka: Some 'Splainin' To Do:Nine times out of ten, when I hear someone claiming that they can't say something for fear of political correctness, it's because they are  actually trying to say something that is, in fact, horrifically bigoted and feeling put upon because of it.

This. "Political correctness" just basically means "don't be a horrible asshole to other people."

So whenever I hear people biatching about "political correctness," what I actually hear is a person loudly demanding their right to be a horrible asshole.

Here's a handy Venn Diagram of "people who biatch about liberal PC nonsense" and "people who throw a raging hissyfit if you call a member of the Tea Party a Teabagger"

[ak9.picdn.net image 400x226]


The Japanese?
 
2013-05-17 09:24:23 PM  
Neekeri neekeri neekeri neekeri.
 
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