sigdiamond2000: This is the first time in the history of the universe that the Hero tag is appropriate for an NRO writer.
kronicfeld: Good lick with the inevitable assault charges.
Mayostard: Glad to know that it's perfectly acceptable to maliciously destroy someone's property, then blog about it like you're some hero. biatch might have been annoying, but this guy comes off as a dick.
Marcus Aurelius: My hero./cell phone jammers are about $40 online//worth every penny
scottydoesntknow: If the biatch wants to file charges, she knows exactly where to find him.
liam76: scottydoesntknow: If the biatch wants to file charges, she knows exactly where to find him.Not going to happen. throwing thephone isn't as bad as hitting him.
Prank Call of Cthulhu: In before some self-important asshole shows up to explain why it's soooooo vitally important for physicians to have cell phones with them all the time in case there's an emergency, because apparently prior to the invention of the cell phone there was no way to get messages to people when they didn't carry their own phones and people were just keeling over dead left and right because of it.
DubyaHater: Could someone specify the race and gender of the cellphone user? I have an idea, but I'd like confirmation
Dimensio: [www.fireflywiki.net image 167x286]Approves of this and much, much worse.
coeyagi: Was at Star Trek last night. So many god damn cell phones going on right before the movie started, but then everyone actually acted like a decent f*cking meat popsicle for once and turned them off.**SPOILER**Because Tyler Perry wasn't in the sequel.//see, it's funny because people who go to Tyler Perry movies are usually loud and on their cell phones
Rik01: There are powerful jammers available for commercial use by stores, but few actually use them, apparently afraid they might lease loose business.
moos: Marcus Aurelius: My hero./cell phone jammers are about $40 online//worth every pennyDon't those violate FCC regulations?
MayoSlather: Rik01: There are powerful jammers available for commercial use by stores, but few actually use them, apparently afraid they might lease loose lose business.FTFY/Pet Peeve
phenn: kronicfeld: Good lick with the inevitable assault charges.Assault lick?
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