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(BBC)   David Beckham announces retirement, plans to spend his time playing Masters of the Universe with his wife, Skeletor   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 22
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2013-05-16 11:48:50 AM
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I'd hit it then get her a sammich too.
 
2013-05-16 11:51:28 AM
And she is reportedly thrilled by the news

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2013-05-16 12:31:09 PM
I'd show her my Sword of Grayskull.
 
2013-05-16 12:56:29 PM
She wasn't even the hottest Spice Girl.
 
2013-05-16 01:19:56 PM

Sybarite: She wasn't even the hottest Spice Girl.


Baby Spice has grown into quite the looker. Maybe Posh Spice should learn how to smile once in awhile.
 
2013-05-16 01:33:00 PM

skinink: Sybarite: She wasn't even the hottest Spice Girl.

Baby Spice has grown into quite the looker. Maybe Posh Spice should learn how to smile once in awhile.


Why? Everybody would just be a dick to her if she showed any happiness. We love to destroy happiness.
 
2013-05-16 01:59:57 PM
A player so overrated he was underrated.
 
2013-05-16 02:02:14 PM

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I'd hit it then get her a sammich too.


Uh, then she's all yours.

Loved her when she looked like this:

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2013-05-16 02:35:39 PM
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2013-05-16 02:51:36 PM

skinink: Sybarite: She wasn't even the hottest Spice Girl.

Baby Spice has grown into quite the looker. Maybe Posh Spice should learn how to smile once in awhile.


The less I see of  British teeth the better I feel.
 
2013-05-16 03:21:30 PM
I never got the attraction he felt for her.

Beckham always looks like a movie star, even with a shiatty haircut. She looks like an anorexic Falcor.
 
2013-05-16 03:32:39 PM

Sybarite: She wasn't even the hottest Spice Girl.


She was the only Spice Girl that honestly screamed "high-maintenance" and "probably boring in the sack" to me when they came out.

Admittedly, I was just beginning middle school when the Spice Girls became a Big Thing, so, while I had no idea what the fark those two terms really meant at that age, I can thank Victoria Beckham for inadvertently teaching me them.
 
2013-05-16 03:35:35 PM

Cymbal: I never got the attraction he felt for her.

Beckham always looks like a movie star, even with a shiatty haircut. She looks like an anorexic Falcor.


Maybe he's not as superficial as you?
 
2013-05-16 03:51:43 PM
What a long, strange trip Beckham had as a professional footballer. To me, he's frozen in time in the mid-to-late 90's as the incredibly talented right midfielder for Manchester United, a key part of those great teams with Schmeichel, Cantona, Giggs, Scholes and Pallister. His two corner kicks in that incredible Champions League final against Bayern were part of why United won 2-1. It seems Sir Alex wasn't so hot on all his off-field activities and he was gone.

Now he can be an underwear model full time.
 
2013-05-16 04:04:41 PM
End it like Beckham
 
2013-05-16 04:08:24 PM

skinink: Sybarite: She wasn't even the hottest Spice Girl.

Baby Spice has grown into quite the looker. Maybe Posh Spice should learn how to smile once in awhile.


Maybe Sporty could give her some tips on the smiling thing.

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/Mel C always was the best of 'em.
 
2013-05-16 04:40:55 PM
Every single club team, he left them a championship. Sure, he would usually struggle the first year or so, but by the time he was ready to move on, he left w/ a ring. That's pretty crazy.
 
2013-05-16 05:26:16 PM

Trocadero: Every single club team, he left them a championship. Sure, he would usually struggle the first year or so, but by the time he was ready to move on, he left w/ a ring. That's pretty crazy consistent.


I don't even like a single team he has played for ,but, props where they are due.
 
2013-05-16 11:19:12 PM

Trocadero: Every single club team, he left them a championship. Sure, he would usually struggle the first year or so, but by the time he was ready to move on, he left w/ a ring. That's pretty crazy.


Yeah, can't argue with that.
 
2013-05-17 12:46:31 AM
I hate pretty much every team he's played for (I guess I don't hate AC Milan, I just don't like them either) but for some reason I can't hate the guy. Class player, class dude off the pitch.
 
2013-05-17 08:00:16 AM
Skeletor was ripped. he had a skull for a head but the dude obviously worked out
 
2013-05-17 12:48:46 PM
Beckham retired 6 years ago.
 
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