LectertheChef: Brytanica1: UghI bet the carpet is just infested with cooties.The only thing worse be having to be the guy who cleans the hot tub filters in a bath house.Ick.Crabs and bed bugs fighting for dominance.
metallion: Shazam999: Hell I'd suck his dick for place like that too.he's so old, he'd probably shoot dust....
Buttknuckle: Parents must be so proud of their daughter...
NuttierThanEver: From all reports the inside of the mansion is a rundown shiathole. 45 years of coke parties tend to cause alot of wear and tear and Hef does not have the money he used to to maintain it
Shazam999: Hell I'd suck his dick for place like that too.
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